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1 year

i am wildly excited to announce that I've signed a book deal with @penguinrandom . COLORED PEOPLE TIME is a collection of comedic essays on time and pop culture and it's gonna slap. thank you

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3 years

BREAKING: Elon Musk loses "richest man in the world" title to TigBitties420_x

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me, yesterday: this gamestop stuff is crazy me, today: DO NOT SELL YOUR STOCKS MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. THAT IS WHAT THE ENEMY WANTS

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just remembered DMX was scheduled to fight George Zimmerman in a boxing match in 2014 but Zimmerman cancelled after DMX gave this quote to TMZ

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god damn @elonmusk just got bodied lmao

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an 11-year-old boy froze to death in Texas last week while trying to keep his 3-year-old brother warm

The Recount

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) at CPAC: "Orlando is awesome. It's not as nice as Cancun."

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2 years

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

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3 years

I am losing my mind

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9 months

in college this drunken frat bro started making clicking noises at me because I said I was east african. i said "you racist piece of shit, i bet you have no idea where i'm from" and with no hesitation he said "you're probably from eritrea"

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9 months

You ever had a racist experience but it was funny tho

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1 year

this is the funniest graphic I have ever seen in my life

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@FOX13Memphis

1 year

BREAKING: Slavery has officially been banned as punishment in Tennessee.

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2 years

October 1st you know what time it is

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4 years

people are "ashamed" to wear face masks. I wear cleveland browns merch in public so get the fuck over it

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7 months

i cannot breathe WHAT is he talking about

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3 years

here are 4 *different* screenshots of kelly loeffler during tonight's debate. i'm dead serious I took 4 separate screenshots

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10 months

why is kevin durant on this lmao

USA Basketball

@usabasketball

10 months

Go get that fifth star ⭐️ Good luck @USWNT 🇺🇸👊

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4 years

Kobe talking about his daughter Gianna carrying on his legacy. Heartbreaking to watch this

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3 years

imagine getting fired like this

CBS Mornings

@CBSMornings

3 years

. @GayleKing and Mark Zuckerberg conduct their first-ever virtual reality interview in Facebook’s new "Horizon Workrooms," a VR app that allows coworkers to interact in virtual offices.

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1 year

what the hell is going on

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7 years

LMAO THESE DUDES ARE ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER FISH ARE "WET" OR "DRY"

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1 year

incredible

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5 years

. @AOC : Can you explain why you've named a publication with ties to white supremacy as an official fact checker for Facebook? Zuckerberg:

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2 years

bold of fox news to make biden look sick as hell

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2 years

BREAKING: Andrew Yang announces candidacy for Queen of England

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3 years

think about what it means that Derek Chauvin was caught murdering a human being in high definition video and we're all sitting here nervous about what the verdict will be

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2 years

nyc is down tremendous right now

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3 years

me after making $9 investing in game stop

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2 years

true they deserve like $25/hr

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@Dsandz15

2 years

There is no way in hell McDonald’s workers deserve 15 dollars a hr

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2 years

I say this genuinely and with absolutely no snark: I had no idea Joe Rogan was considered a comedian

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5 years

"white savior" movies like Green Book are extremely not good! lemme explain:

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oh cool i thought it was because I start the night off with a few old fashioneds before pivoting to beer-shot combos and winding down with a vermouth

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Long COVID could be the reason for your bad hangovers: research

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2 years

POV: you're henry kissinger and everyone wants another fun day on twitter

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white house reporter: we can mitigate the spread of covid by making rapid tests free and accessible jen psaki: how bout i mitigate your mom lmao next question

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2 years

bro bugs bunny literally shot and killed a man because he was coughing during his piano recital. and it was hilarious. it's gonna be ok

The Recount

@therecount

2 years

“When we were young, you could watch cartoons without having to worry.” — Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) again baselessly claims Disney is injecting sexuality into cartoons while stumping for Nevada Senate candidate Adam Laxalt

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4 years

"The Help" just became Netflix's most watched movie amid Black Lives Matter protests. Before I go bang my head into the wall, let me explain why "white saviors" movies are extremely dumb:

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2 years

not a single point was made

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3 years

when Black people have "bad days" they are killed by police and then exposed on national media for smoking a joint once in middle school

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"Yesterday was a really bad day for him and this is what he did" -- a law enforcement official explains Robert Aaron Long's decision to kill 8 people in a strange manner

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4 years

mayor pete trying to pick up black voters

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2 years

bro lmaooo

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1 year

so @RepMTG claimed that an elementary school in Illinois got $5 billion in funds to teach critical race theory (lol) and i had to look into it

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4 years

oh my god I remember watching this as a kid having no idea who this guy was. forgot about this episode until just now

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10 months

me watching usa vs england: let's goooo american revolution part 2 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 me watching usa vs vietnam:

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2 years

me consistently testing negative while everyone I know gets covid

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@mannyfidel

1 year

lmao ok i'm sorry but that's good stuff

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1 year

Rep. Matt Rosendale (R-MT) toys with House Republicans, yelling “Kevin” and then taking a long pause before saying “Hern” instead of McCarthy. Audible groans in the chamber.

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me: the united states is complicit in some of the world's worst atrocities and must be held accountable me after the olympics basketball roster dropped: yeah it's time to show the world what the fuck democracy is

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ESPN Sources: USA Basketball is finalizing its 2024 Paris Olympics roster with Steph Curry, LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Jayson Tatum, Joel Embiid, Devin Booker, Tyrese Haliburton, Anthony Edwards, Jrue Holiday, Bam Adebayo and Anthony Davis. Team may initially keep one open spot.

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5 months

god damn lmao

Guardian Books

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‘She got so mad at me’: book on the ‘Squad’ details AOC-Pelosi clashes

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3 years

@AOC "they're allowed to do that??" — the guys who have been doing that

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3 years

here's a pic of john posing with a gun. I guess he deserves to die now, or something, not sure what point he's trying to make

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The media’s #DaunteWright as opposed to the real Daunte Right.

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2 years

it is so incredibly funny to me that the right thinks their tweet engagement is dependent on how far along Elon Musk is in the Twitter deal. like when the news broke they were free but when there's a small hitch they get shadow banned again

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second-hand catharsis seeing someone respond to a hater by posting a pic of them together and just going nuts on the keyboard

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3 years

the minimum wage in the state Kyrsten Sinema represents is $12.15 lol

Forbes

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Romney And Sinema Expected To Push Bipartisan $11 Minimum Wage Bill

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5 years

ooooh my god LMAOOO who approved this ancestry commercial???

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3 years

top democrats when joe manchin stops literally any progress from happening vs when ilhan omar says that war is bad

aída chávez

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House Democratic leadership puts out a statement attacking Rep. Ilhan Omar, saying her remark "foments prejudice and undermines progress toward a future of peace and security for all."

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2 years

this answer from kamala on whether we should change covid strategy sounds like me in 10th grade trying to bullshit my way through a class presentation

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4 months

"tweets that have been deleted" is a funny genre but "tweets that are somehow still up" is also incredible

Donald J. Trump

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3 years

JANUARY SIXTH, SEE YOU IN DC!

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2 years

after a tenuous period of deliberation, I have chosen the Tweet of the Year

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3 years

this is what stanning used to be. today if you don't like an artist's content their fans will mail you anthrax

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Mood #TheMatrixResurrections

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10 months

okay how many of y'all are there. i'm serious

Kerry Kennedy

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I STRONGLY condemn my brother's deplorable and untruthful remarks last week about Covid being engineered for ethnic targeting.

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2 years

it's like decently possible that the queen had never heard of ohio

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Gov. Mike DeWine ordered Ohio’s flags to be flown at half-staff in honor of Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II.

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4 years

no thanks my kid is gonna be a gamer

Your Local Plant Pusher

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4 years

My children will know inner peace and how to connect within at an early age ✨✨

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1 year

kamala harris is goated at this point lmao WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

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4 years

Kylie Jenner donated $1 million to coronavirus relief. That's a lot of money! But it's easy to forget how much the super rich are actually sacrificing. Her net worth $1 BILLION. The average millennial net worth is $8k. It's like us donating $8.

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for lent mayor pete gave up

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she said "please speak up" at the end like his hearing is the issue lol no ma'am this man is microdosing dying

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U.S. Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell freezes again while speaking at a press conference

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3 years

one year and 2.6 million deaths later

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The coronavirus panic is dumb

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THE Ohio State University

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this is a photo of the National Guard stationed in response to a Black Lives Matter protest at the Lincoln Memorial in June

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guy who named his kid X Æ A-12 cannot fathom using 3 different pronouns

Elon Musk

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@cleantechnica I absolutely support trans, but all these pronouns are an esthetic nightmare

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. @EpicGames has been profiting off of black dances in #Fortnite without compensating or even crediting the artists who created them. @chancetherapper inspired us to ask: can you copyright a dance move?

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he says the windmills are killing the whales and people start cheering??

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dnc night 1 was great!!!!

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how democrats think they can reform the police

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the clip of cuomo resigning is harrowing. i have not edited this footage in any way

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I am speechless. Black people are worried about getting killed in their sleep and cops are having nervous breakdowns about hash browns. Police officers need to be able to handle high pressure, life or death situations, and Stacey has gone viral because her McMuffin was late

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4 years

donald trump jr has never gotten this text in his life lol

Donald Trump Jr.

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Hunter Biden should start a clothing line that says: I “consulted”in Moscow and all I got was 3.5 million dollars and this lousy t-shirt.

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I'm willing to raise the necessary funds for Kamala Harris if she 1) is a Pell Grant recipient and 2) starts and runs a business in a disadvantaged community for at least three years

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People on both sides of the aisle are very mad at @AOC 's use of the term "concentration camp." Here I explain why she's right, according to history:

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3 years

you know I keep that mf thang on me

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4 years

I hope Iran doesn't retaliate by hacking extremely cultural American sites, say for example, Sallie Mae latitude 39.684292, longitude -75.660767

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sorry but the fact that this lady is even being compared to nathan fielder speaks to a severe problem in media literacy and consumption

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we really need to talk about the misogyny in comedy because why does Bobbi get so much more hate than Nathan despite doing the exact same thing?

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meghan markle at buckingham palace

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surprise! @AOC was right about Amazon's headquarters being a bad idea for nyc. I revisit the very salty media response to her initial opposition

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@chrissyteigen

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the Lakers just lost to Jimmy Butler, Jae Crowder, and My Chemical Romance

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oppenheimer: i feel bad about making the bomb harry truman:

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it's the remix to ignition, gonna die in this prison

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mayor pete trying to win black voters

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watching an old episode of Deal or No Deal where the banker offered a woman $266,000 but said he'd double it if she kissed a frog that they brought on stage and she said no.... absolute clown shit i would go on several dates and get ghosted by a frog for that money

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I lined up the Jan. 6 committee hearing footage with Tucker Carlon's show and found that Fox News cut away from clips that showed rioters breaking into the Capitol