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OhBleak

@TheGhostify

5 months

A more visible list of things that matter to me, and that you may find on this account. Fair warning

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@Shogun_lux Having grown up on a homestead style property like this, with the additional of two acres of animal pasture, I can safely say that these people have zero idea that this is a full time job for at least two people. Rain, shine, dark or light, you're gonna be out there pulling weeds

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@tomboyboobs That cat is a whole ass grown MAN

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@arakkisuperstar It should be her tho

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@Yamscasino I'd simply evolve but IDK I'm just build diff

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@Keefler_Elf Seeing Rick Genest would have sent her straight to God. Or maybe to the other guy, IDK her

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@cmclymer I can't get over this dress tho!

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@steelydante Have you ever heard of a guy called Brendan Urie Every emo band has a villain

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2 years

@meggfaced @atdanwhite It's because you use light mode, megg. God has cursed you to a joyless existence on this earth.

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@bad_dominicana See, they figured out fingerprints and DNA evidence and it got a lot harder

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@Lunwi88 Her shoulders aren't even moving. Needs some shaky cam or something

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1 year

@StopTweetingMia What a surprise

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2 years

@makaysound @LolOverruled Vegan snacks are the gentrification apex, or so I thought

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@RaceplayShawty Imagine shooting down your own plane on accident

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@full_legal_name It's in the face I think. She looks so lifeless and posed. Like she has no strong opinions

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2 years

@AlanBarzinji_ Excuse my why the fuck are we celebrating the Unabomber

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@CrybabyCousin @g_abe0 One bad apple spoiled the whole batch for ya huh? Wait til you hear about 40% of cops

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@Shogun_lux Shoveling some type of shit, sunburned, fixing broken fences, chasing animals that get out at 4 am, lugging soil, gravel, or manure, digging post holes, burying animals that caught some mystery disease, every hour of the day is farm time. Free time is rare and earned

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@DontWorryBoutB Act like you been there before!

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@timerube @bluebreeze52 Is it nice? Is it not nice? I don't understand that aspect of it

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@boygrrI I always wanted to get stabbed in the top ok the skull while making an omelette

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@matildae22 I just want you to know that all of you dropping your birth dates are getting your bank accounts hacked right tf neow

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@applekaurr I hope you've learned your lesson

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@alaskastardust Cop brother went on a tangent about supporting Trump and the Klan and suddenly I'm the bad guy for calling him out on it

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@talleyberrybaby Now who the hell is eatin popeyes on the plane??

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@CampArlington Boo hoo I did all that and ran a farm as a millennial, except I got beat with a five inch wide oak plank every day for being autistic. Suck it up buttercup

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@molochofficial It's actually the same guy, before and after having kids

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2 years

@PopulismUpdates

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@hankgreen Is it cancer?

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@StickmanSham

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@still_oppressed

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@HebbonM Oh so you just showed up to Sunday school for the snacks huh

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@PancreasThief A jeep is about as secure as a Lego house

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@tom_on_here "😂🎯" "Looking into this!"

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@_ALibertyWizard

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@gbe_adrian @crunchylicehead U the exception

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@billybrizzle420 I did a model gig one time for shits. Got reamed out after for "running off to do blow in the bathroom every 5 minutes" but actually was just autistic anxiety

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@itsmariannnna It's a symptom of Autism :) Fun ain't it? Even better when it's in person and you have to pretend like you heard them

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@godcomplex96 Professor Rosen neglected to factor in that the price is relatively near zero for the entire male subgroup

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@SeasideChris For us in the states

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@ChayaRaichik10 @elonmusk @JUNlPER Wdym by "hoax"

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@RyanMarino The replies make me want to permanently leave the country. My god, natural selection should have ended some of these bloodlines decades ago. Keep fighting the good fight

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@DREAMOFY0UANDI I know like four emo girls that still wear these everywhere. I swear these new kids just fell out of a coconut tree

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@images_i_hate You ain't seeing the pearly gates bro bro

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@NahNahBad Girl you can just... Leave

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@bobx2034 @KingGshock Y'all have t been to rural Mississippi huh. Anything 300k or less is usually way in the boonies or a crack house

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@CantEverDie God, I hope so 🤞

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@CrybabyCousin @g_abe0 Also I've been homeless and you're a terrible person

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@FLvibez @MaxPaxCat @Mr_Honkitude An autist would have been out in under an hour

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@JimJoeKelly @Shogun_lux Right! Lot of people imagine it's just sitting back on the rocking chair drinking sweet tea and watching the sunsets

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@pierrefleury_ She handled this much more gracefully than I would have

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@MotionEven @coalbones Aren't you even mildly embarrassed about this?

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@OrtizGoldberg You honestly need a king bed at least to avoid that. If you getting that shit right she will not care what ya legs doin I promise

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@cooIboobs

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@EIIiscb @Shadebedlam1 @GoodReddit Woof woof growl

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@robo_cop_a_feel

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@Alexfaz99 They're just hitting adulthood and desperate to be recognized as special or interesting in any way. College is about being a little ridiculous

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@AGoldmund Ain't heard nobody call FL by it's Full Government Name in about a decade

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@JoannaNoBanana Amphetamines are a nice touch. Or having company over when you need to clean. Embarrassment is a powerful motivator

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@zqttix_ You'll need a fuckin tetanus shot is what you'll need, Jesus H

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@cybrtrkguy @PadraicMcD You'd have to create a system that doesn't constantly try to kill pedestrians and drivers and self combust first. Which won't happen with muskrat anywhere near the project

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@Ze_Burnay Nobody talks about the vast discrepancies in quality between art supplies and how impossible it may end up being to replace an item. I understand now why those profs all hoarded chalk

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@ACABylonBee Big if true

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@TheLexGabrielle You know he's gonna love to hear her talk about that later but he gotta play it down

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@RobDenBleyker He is Coming

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2 years

@1siyyy Y'all didn't get whupped as kids and it shows

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@sports_brick @SocDoneLeft Yeah, the left has a plan and the right burns books

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@isilanka @Shogun_lux I think it's often spoiled urban man babies who glorify the idea of physical labor but have never really done any

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@ScythMyth Some trans girl is gonna use this as a caption in the next month and slay the fuck out of it

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@esjesjesj 3 kids at 22 means she likely didn't make it to college. Pregnant right out of high school. Not that the sort of trad fetishist guys who go crazy for this stuff want an "uppity," educated wife to begin with

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@Dafydd444 @OrwellNGoode Bold statement from someone with no experience

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1 year

@StreetFashion01 Fyi these exist

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@VeryBadLlama It sounds sooo idyllic when it's just drinking tea and staring out over your garden. Except it's mostly breaking your back and being covered in various types of filth and being sweaty or cold all the damn time

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@Shogun_lux Having grown up on a homestead style property like this, with the additional of two acres of animal pasture, I can safely say that these people have zero idea that this is a full time job for at least two people. Rain, shine, dark or light, you're gonna be out there pulling weeds

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@adamtotscomix I love these, but the Chimney Fucker phenomenon has scarred me for life. Every time I read a comic now I'm just waiting for it 😂

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@flyosity If he'd just done this in college he might have gotten laid and our parents wouldn't be posting racist memes on Facebook now

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6 months

@vanillaopinions People still listen to podcasts?

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@sports_brick @SocDoneLeft The right have consistently blocked any talk of universal healthcare for the last 40 years at least. They have steadfastly refused to present any sort of economic platform or a solution to healthcare issues for the last decade or so

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@kittischmitti Man from UNCLE is Cavill's best role in my opinion. The stoicism required for the Superman role just doesn't fit him

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3 months

@Willhart_H @AndrewHodgson3D AI doesn't make anything. It just remixes stolen art from real people into something that looks new

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1 year

@iiTzTimmy It's been on life support for the past seven seasons. The base gameplay loop is so good, but all the og devs left and EA decided to dig their grubby hands in our pockets, and it's become a shadow of what it was. I haven't enjoyed playing it in almost two years.

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@DaveCranstonMan @Shogun_lux Don't forget about the evil little bugs that love to eat whatever you just planted

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@Hamb1no That's how hot people signal each other

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@MokoenaNdo @MsNtfulini Ayo that's illegal

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@pengvvins Imagine a sick little studio apartment in there

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@mskittyjob @PhamTin18 @chubbycheeks_19 @sofeanut Nutjob

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1 year

@Bolverk15 Heavens sake

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@GGilbenson @StickmanSham

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@DickBison @OrwellNGoode Like conservative politicians

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@GreenTextRepost When I was a kid I used to do this with my walkman and just strap a weed eater to my bike. Now somebody would probably call the HOA on you

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@macarthurboyd Lennon until 25, McCartney until 50, Ringo (post rehab) from there out

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@heyitsandy_ Bet it would bang in oatmeal with some brown sugar and strawberries tho

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@bagrielindo @Shogun_lux It's not a trade and you won't make money or enough food to live on. And you definitely can't do all this alone. Not properly

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@Broken_Imp @alaskastardust Seeing as how he got fired, not for the time he killed a black guy but for harassing some female activist and spamming her with racist anti protest and Rittenhouse memes, I imagine it's pretty high

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@_HDD This is so Kreayshawn

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@EDRMesa It feels performative and trite. Very classic sentimental liberal posturing paired with zero concrete actions

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1 year

@HolidayInn @jeremypgordon It's not really about you, though. You're a negligible part of this experience, all things considered.

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@pangmeli Or you finally give in and it's kinda mediocre and you eventually move on to someone else but stay best friends, and it's just weirdly awkward forever

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@bignewts