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Ex / @replyall . Producer @westernkabuki . working on something new -- if you want to learn more about it please follow the link below!

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@AGoldmund
alex goldman
15 days
I have a podcast ready to launch, but podcast companies have all turned me down because the industry's in bad shape. I’m considering launching a membership to fund the show and I need your input. If you could please fill out this short survey. Thanks!
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Gosh this is so true. In fact Jerry Seinfeld has a 17-point list of rules to make comedy funny again. Google “Jerry Seinfeld 17” to learn more
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Make comedy legal again!
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Hey @mrbeast , Alex Goldman here. I was thinking about a product I would like to collaborate with you on: it’s a bread making kit called Mr Yeast. I would like 20% of revenue. DM me for details.
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I hope Pharrell sees this and decides to step his game up. It’s been too long since his big hat
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How I dress when I want people to take me seriously.
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Kentucky Fried Chicken’s new mascot is a mystery solving piece of fried chicken named Agatha Crispy
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Milkshake Dicked
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This pic of the Girthmsster w Jeffree Star is sendingggg meee
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Can anyone explain to me how this game is played?
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The red haired girl is also an epic vibe and…
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I just checked my drafts, and the only thing in there, aside from tweets that didn’t send for some reason, is a draft that says “Garth Brunks”
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If you have ever liked anything that I have ever made and would like to hear things I make in the future, please share, RT, and most importantly please fill out the survey! It will help me get a sense of the actual viability of doing this on my own. Thank you for your support!
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@AGoldmund
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The gauntlet has been thrown
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And by "on my own" I simply mean independently. I definitely don't want to do it all by myself. I want to work with a bunch of amazing radio producers, and the idea of people owning the things they make for the show is very attractive to me. Anyhow, thank you very much
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I just imagined a person who says their sexuality is “heterosensual” and now I cant stop laughing
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@megreenwell These numbers are very normal
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Awesome. Great ads. No notes.
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@impeachpicnic Milkshake dicked
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@natalijanicole The bit sucks hard and being a reply guy too is just the cherry on top
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Should I buy this hat I found on Amazon
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@tarangoestohell @natalijanicole Seems unecessarily mean, but go off, king
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Me roasting Mary Todd Lincoln: more like Scary Odd Stinkin’
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while I was waiting for my order, someone got peanut butter and ham on an everything bagel.
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@arrtnem @crotchner2 Shut the fuck up, idiot
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@equine__dentist @patrick_brice is this real and where can I get it
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Lonely, lost, doing my best.
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@Addison_Bry Has it occurred to you there’s a reason I don’t work with them anymore
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Straight Talese
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@RaxKingIsDead I was trying to parse this sentence as being about fictional science fiction character Dr Who, and it made no fucking sense at all to me
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@staticbluebat @MrBeast I haven’t gotten a yes yet
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@atrupar What happened to your brain man
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@lmillernpr Just wait until he hits on “bruh”. That was a red line for me
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@ellssquire It’s important for you to know I only drop bangers
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@AGoldmund
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6 months
I think “kinda famous” is a huge overstatement. It has incredibly cool parts and incredibly weird/bad parts. But I’ve been very lucky and people have been very kind to me. I think it’s mostly good
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LBJ without hesitation. He was crass and a creep, but Reagan had no rizz
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@haskinjl None taken. Don’t know what guy you’re talking about. I did tech for a decade. I’m done with it
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Sure
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@HannahPosted Surprised by bop’s showing here
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@itiskeri Guesting on that show was one of the highlights of my terrible life
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Devon Bloodmeridian
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You've just been appointed casting director for the new Blood Meridian movie. Who do you cast as the judge?
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@BirdRespecter Think he’d step into the squared circle? Grapple with me a bit
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@ThePettifog Then don't pay it
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I’m so bad at listening to music consistently. But lemme see. Danny Brown & JPEG Mafia - scarin the hoes Josaleigh Pollett—in the garden by the weeds That’s all I can think of
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@SeeJaneMarie Wouldn’t that be several of her clients
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@edzitron More like Andrew Snorelowski if you ask me
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@itiskeri Hayes called me “Alex Goldman, the Man with the Golden … man … name.” I felt that
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@MKupperman The staff kept saying “ok a bagel with peanut butter and a bagel with ham?” And they were like “no one bagel with both”
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@Baileymoon15 Lemme know what you find out
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@kayteterry It could happen
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Feeling some tbh g so strongly it makes me cry
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Nah
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@Tanya_Sabrinaaa Could ya blame him
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@FlatEartherKitt I’m so sorry
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@iamtherog In that case I believe exactly what will get people to pay me from here into eternity
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@iamtherog Every guitar center is the ugliest most unwelcoming place I’ve ever been and I feel immediately like I want to leave
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@AutoAmes @NickMillerMusic Ok who’s gonna tell him
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@CheCarmine81 What’s a garage clown
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@NickMillerMusic I wish she’d be Olivia Calme
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@Pinkandgrumpy I didn’t do anything here but somehow still feel implicated
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@kylietcheung I’m coming out
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@AgentShagwell the Islamic State’s Mountain Full Of Fear
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@lethalrejection Karl Marks’ compulsive need to be yelled at by the nastiest freaks online
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@SarkastikB @ktewoj Dude from saying Barney Frank’s nipples are protruding to telling the Coca Cola company he’ll keep drinking that garbage, he’s so fucking on top of social media. It was made for him.
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@MeekyBlinders Im not annoying I'm cool
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@NickMillerMusic What about Ben Kone
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@Seanmeismer Yes it’s a joke.
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@bbfeebee Thanks so much, Phoebe
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@Tanya_Sabrinaaa I mean they (not assuming gender)
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@the_halfdane They’re wrong to hate on ween. But mounting goat is fine
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@natetella Is this some kind of marijuana joke
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@n0sferatitties Damn I feel that hard, homie
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@bbfeebee What happened to your eye :(
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@gremlinmichael I have nothing to 3 prove 3 anyone
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I guarantee, whoever sent this, if you consider me a friend, I love you very much
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@butterbich69 They’re mad Stellar Blade doesn’t look as horny as development footage did and now they’re launching a petition DEMANDING it get more hornt up
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Is this about the composer? Like the flight of the Valkyries guy?
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@Majonotyoho That sucks so bad, I am so sorry
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@ericanextdooor Little sister behavior
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I don’t know what that is, but in my opinion those incredible athletes should drive to the basket, jump fade, nothing but net
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@LegsFrank Fudge, and I haven’t seen them in ages. Probably like 15 years
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@NickMillerMusic I wasn’t aware of that
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@MarioLore24 @Gabewatch What could a person be an expert in that would provide them the understanding to make sense of this
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@yuckybangs I’m so glad I’m not the only one
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@MadelineAwesome In that case I agree with you
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@iPad_Latino Looks like you’re in a dark room to me. Develop pictures much?
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@roxxycleopatra Just sang this to myself to the tune of video games (the only Lana Del Rey song I know)
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@MeekyBlinders Im sorry for being sincere like that, its just that …. Well I’ve been going through a really hard time. And I mean we joke in here a lot but this place is, as stupid as it sounds, really special to me.
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@gothdecirque You’re so real for this
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@discogatorade A few years ago I had a manic episode and ever since then, whenever I’m having a good day, I’m like “am I manic again”
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@butterbich69 Booty-call dot space
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