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film enjoyer genius ⸱ good movie writer ⸱ renowned Barry Lyndon expert ⸱ he/him

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Enough is enough—I’m watching all 97 TriStar Pictures produced, co-produced, or distributed between 1990 & 1999 and I’m doing it at 2 movies a week minimum. They’ll be posted here with a blurb as viewed. One thing is for sure, the intro will always be a banger.
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apparently this was sold as a live Willy Wonka Experience but they used all AI images on the website to sell tickets and then people showed up and saw this and it got so bad people called the cops lmao
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“A watch, especially a finely crafted one, often signifies status and achievement.”
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happy Oct 1st to this guy
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a Roger Rabbit sequel where the looney tunes start mysteriously disappearing at the WB lot and in the end they uncover the CEO is deleting them for the insurance money
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The year is 2001. Executives making Osmosis Jones decide to hire Kid Rock (as Kidney Rock) to sing a song for their kids movie and apparently had no notes for this WILD lyric holy shit
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why is Netflix cover art always like this
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the academy’s YouTube is posting all the winners and speeches but they haven’t posted Jonathan Glazer’s yet
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capitalism has reached a very confusing era
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sorry this kinda goes fucking crazy
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they charged $45 for this
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can’t believe we’ve reached the culmination of Scorsese’s Phase Five, thirteen years in the making
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just another blatant example of how AI needs to be regulated in so many ways immediately as an emergency of sorts. This is just going to get worse and its happening fast.
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getting the call every parent dreads on the goofy phone
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my wife was working on a secret project all weekend and turns out she made this plushie of The Unknown from the glasgow willy wonka experience for me and I need to show everyone
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briefly looked at my mom’s facebook and it’s all AI, like every single post, and she has no idea, it’s a complete wasteland
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What if Scorsese did this
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the Seinfeld AI is becoming self-aware this is not a drill
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my wife made a plushie of the Dune bucket and it’s almost too good, like how
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Timothee Chalamet better be back there dancing with a Hugh Grant doll or I’m calling the cops
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need more movie stars dressing up as their movie characters
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they also printed some AI art on sheets and hung those up, perfect for the ‘gram you know
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this scene from Barry nailed it
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David Cross Says His Paramount+ Series With Bob Odenkirk Was Dropped Because 'Marketing and Analytics' Rejected It: 'They Have All the F---ing Power'
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Ridley Scott would direct the hell out of this IP
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imagine not giving this every production design award
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today I found out that Snoopy’s family is basically the Tenenbaums
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never seen a tweet with funnier timing in my life, this man really is the goat
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Nothing like 2 heavyweights doing What They Do Best! For the love off of the sport
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let’s make this his Wikipedia photo
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@AITA_online How did he fart on demand is it like an adrenaline rush type of thing
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conan has a new show on max, calls it hbo max, realizes his mistake, calls it max and then can’t get past it being a dumb name, he’s so goated
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a pasadise of sweet teats
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he had a job to do
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BBC News (World)
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Pierce Brosnan pleads guilty to hiking off trail in Yellowstone thermal area
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we can’t take for granted how hard this image goes
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can you just imagine slamming an ice cold 25 year old watto pepsi right now
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oh my god
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Here's the Oompa Loompa. Did I mean to say "a"? Nah. Apparently, there was only one.
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My wife wants to see if her lemon pig will get any likes so here’s her lemon pig
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@GoodReddit and if rumors are true, has a massive hog
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if Martin Scorsese had only made 10 movies The Color of Money would have been his final movie in 1986 So no Goodfellas, no Age of Innocence, no Casino, no Departed, no Silence, no Irishman, no Killers of the Flower Moon which he made at 80 years old
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happy Oct 1st to this guy
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If to go to their website right now, you will see this, I promise, this AI catastrophe of wordshapes is real
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tom cruise on the WB lot in like 20 years
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of course we’re getting this when all we ever wanted was the creepy robert zemeckis animated movie
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4 separate biopic films are in the works about each member of The Beatles to all release in theaters in 2027. Sam Mendes will direct each film which will be interconnected stories, one from each band member’s POV. (Source: Deadline)
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I think we can all agree this is one of the best performances of all time
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this is almost verbatim taken from the simpsons
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I can confirm that the Ted show is great
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This fucking sucks. Grace Van Dien, actress from Stranger Things and daughter of Casper Van Dien, explains why she is streaming more instead of acting
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never seen anyone play something as orgasmically as Hans Zimmer and his band play the Dune theme
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someone check in on this guy soon
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“sold a dream and delivered a nightmare” is the quote of the century
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Spike isn’t going to kill him
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RIP Carl Weathers, one of the best to ever do it
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@GoodReddit Second person to have sex on the moon
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Star Wars Only
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Irish Actress Kerry Condon has been cast in Skeleton Crew. She was recently nominated for an Oscar for best supporting actress.
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lol
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10 - IGN 10 - Inverse 10 - RPG Site 10 - Gamespot 10 - Destructoid 10 - Nintendo Life 10 - CG Magazine 9.8 - Game Informer 5/5 - VGC 5/5 - VG247 5/5 - GamesHub 5/5 - ComicBook 4/5 - Eurogamer Metacritic: 97 Opencritic: 98
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sorry one last one because I had not seen this angle before and it really gives an idea of the liminal qualities on display here, just love the foreboding fog
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@GoodReddit I highly doubt fish can read maps
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the week before Christmas should look exactly like this. nobody working, everyone sleepy
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@yuckybangs reading this
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@DudespostingWs “I’m good, gotta go” will get you out of so many things memorize it, use it
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@GoodReddit I hate when this happens
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this is it btw
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Jonathan Glazer’s acceptance speech for Best International Film for ‘THE ZONE OF INTEREST’ at the #Oscars
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@AITA_online pretty sure he stole her car??
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I don’t know if this proves that this kind of clickbait shovelware content has always been meaningless and so whether it’s AI or not does not matter, or if there’s much worse consequences brewing, like what does hyper unreality at this level do to people
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ads in the 90s were just like this
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Thelma Schoonmaker radio, lo-fi cinema beats to edit to
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he’s got Starbucks something is wrong
@DystopicHippy
DystopicHippy ✍🏾
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Wake up, new Ben Affleck being sick of life image dropped. ☠️
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Jon Hamm entering his Robert De Niro in Casino phase
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what kind of barry lyndon fan are you
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the introduction of ringo sequence from the cancelled robert zemeckis yellow submarine movie is awesome
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of course we’re getting this when all we ever wanted was the creepy robert zemeckis animated movie
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Kendall Roy being told at 7 years old he’ll inherit his dad’s company
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@austinplusplus could have but they didn’t because much easier to do it w/ AI and make a quick and slick unreality to fool consumers into paying $$ for something that sucks, and so rapidly creating a broad, jaded consumer that will have broad negative impacts in the future for all business
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they have no idea what they’re looking at, they can’t imagine how or why anyone makes this stuff, like look at the comments
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It’s all fake kids making fake stuff
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still nothing, but we’ve got an Oppenheimer press room speech
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@TheKennyMiles ABC is recognizing news, The Academy needs to acknowledge their winners, that’s it
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if I were HBO I would be telling people to watch 7 Days in Hell this weekend
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I was watching Asteroid City and realized that Wes Anderson held onto a good line of dialogue for 25 years
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fuck it dude, page one:
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this is the kind of thing you might say if you’ve never worked with real human beings
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these all have thousands of likes and comments
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if you have the master on bluray you might have this absolute treasure inside the case like I did
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@DudespostingWs excuse me while I take a moment to fucking cry a lot
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people saying it’s all these other film jokes no it’s this one, even has Truffaut in there
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there’s really only one person who could play Pauline Kael
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film twitter is weird about age and experience sometimes, bro is 21 years old give him a minute to watch more movies lol
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Soraya Sebghati
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It’s so over
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@DudespostingWs absolute Thomas the tank chad energy
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@MaverickPrimeGB you’d think that but it’s real, unfortunately
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Few people really know the precise moment when sex scene discourse turned irreversibly south but it was in 2013 when Seth Macfarlane sang that stupid we saw your boobs song at the Oscars
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@ThisIsCreation @WyattDuncan I remember reading a story as a kid of how this guy was a Star Wars fan and talking to someone at church about it about it they’re like oh you should talk to John he was in that movie—turns out he had been in a congregation with Dak, Luke’s snowspeeder pilot for years
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@pegasus_vfx a: no it doesn’t b: didn’t advocate for banning it
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@GoodReddit don’t go to college, start a Tik Tok
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was thinking about Schrader and thought of this
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the Wong Kar Wai meal
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@plusjames of course
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@cracklasers would love to know what genre the algo thinks this is
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@GoodReddit what you guys don’t take trump bucks??
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happy easter everyone
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@rick_caplan driest pepperoni I’ve ever seen
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I start mourning the loss of every weekend by 11am Sunday, desperately need this to happen
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BREAKING: Senator Bernie Sanders has introduced legislation that would make a 32-hour workweek the standard in America —with no loss in pay.
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a couple of Twitch streamers saw their first Wes Anderson movie and couldn’t even process what they saw—this is cinema
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@emilyfromcanada I kind of like him tbh
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