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football writer, FPL failure, social media whiz and professional yapper 🫡

Joined March 2009
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@rebekkarnold
Rebekka
3 years
I’m sorry but I will take a 6-8 week full strict lockdown if it means we can have our lives back by March.
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1 year
Chelsea has done this to Graham Potter in the space of 4 months, free him.
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5 years
You can take the girl out of the UK, but you can’t take the UK out of the girl. 😂
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3 years
My sister got so drunk last night, she got a lift home with a friends mum & she thought she picked up her clutch bag but instead she’s taken the car logbook. 😂
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2 years
Someone at the bar asked me what I do and I said football writer, and no joke he straight up asked me to name the starting 11 for Wigan in 2007 😂😂😂
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4 years
Valentines Day is the most overrated day of the year & I’m in a relationship, imagine getting a £500 hotel room & paying £200 for a swanky dinner when you can sit in your pyjamas on the sofa with your boyfriend with a huge Chinese for like £30 & a film on Netflix. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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3 years
How have I only just seen this? I’m obsessed with the fact he refuses to go with Virgil because he’s at work 😂🥺
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2 years
This time nine years ago I was 4 days into labour whilst my boyfriend was trying to win the Champions League with Newcastle on Football manager.
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10 months
67,169 rapes were recorded by police in 2022. By the end of the year, charges had been brought in just 1,276 (1.9%) of these cases. Less than 2 in 100 rapes recorded by police in 2022 resulted in a charge that same year - let alone a conviction. That’s all I have to say.
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8 months
Do you know what the worst thing about this tweet is? This wouldn’t even be something that he would’ve posted about if he wasn’t an abuser, did he post a video of James Garner being welcomed at Nottingham Forest when he joined on loan from Man United? No he did not. The fact…
@FabrizioRomano
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Getafe fans welcoming Greenwood 🔵
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Rebekka
3 years
They fully mocked it, I’m dying 😂😂
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2 years
My friend just sent me this on the M25
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1 year
Matt Hancock in Im A Celeb is one of the biggest politics washing, targeted PR moves I’ve seen on National television, they know the demographic of people who watch that programme & they know EXACTLY what they’re doing, if you fall for it & change your mind on him, you’re simple.
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4 years
Grace Milane was MURDERED whether she was strangled during sex or not. No normal human being in a “freak accident during sex” would react by purchasing bin bags, fold her dead body into a suitcase, bleach his entire flat & then go on ANOTHER tinder date...
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11 months
Bring this lot to English television for the 2023/24 season.
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4 months
This is going to be AMAZING
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10 months
@PopBase You had me at Polly Pocket & lost me at Lena Dunham.
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Rebekka
3 years
I’m so desperate for my life back, I would 1000% do 8 weeks inside so all the vulnerable & elderly can get the vaccine & we can get on with our lives once & for all, I cannot do another year of this I dread to think what the state my mental health & everyone else’swould be in.
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8 days
They don’t make Champions League coverage like this over here, Jamie Carragher is smashed. 😂😂😂😂
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7 months
Two things that Rio Ferdinand can’t take: 1. A joke 2. A drug test
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Rio Ferdinand
7 months
Only 14 Premier League titles between the Neville households 👀😂
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9 months
We won’t forget 🤢
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2 months
Sean you’ve got to be kidding me mate. 😂
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@thechels1
Sean Chambers⭐️⭐️
2 months
@rebekkarnold A country’s flag on a kit should not be altered end of.
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6 years
I’ve got mad respect for retail workers, I did it for over 3 years BUT can we stop tweeting just about them like they’re the only people who work over Christmas? NHS staff, Emergency services, chefs, care workers & many more also work really hard & most of them on Christmas Day.
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3 years
I’m dead, am I the only one who hasn’t seen the full version of this before? 😂
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4 years
Every week so far in isolation:
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Rebekka
3 years
Is Mo Salah playing in the Bundesliga or what? Honestly it’s beyond a joke.
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Sky Sports News
3 years
BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo has been named the EA Sports Premier League Player of the Month for September, after scoring three goals for #MUFC .
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Rebekka
2 months
Happy 5th of March 🫶🏻
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Rebekka
1 month
We all knew he was fine haha.
@now_arsenaI
now.arsenal
1 month
🚨Mikel Arteta confirms Bukayo Saka is fine after limping off against Manchester City on Sunday. Saka will be available to face Luton Town tomorrow night.
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3 years
Why is VAR actually doing it’s job properly in the Euros but so manipulated in the Premier league? Verrrrry suspicious.
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5 months
I hope this video will be a reminder to those fans who forget he is a human being who has been through unimaginable circumstances this year, things almost all of us will never ever experience & also struggled with setbacks in his fitness.
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Rebekka
5 months
Now this was something money can’t buy
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4 years
Since #HamiltonFilm is trending it’s only right to bring this iconic @Kathbum moment to the timeline. 😂
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Rebekka
6 months
I didn’t know he held his shirt up for Matip’s own goal, hahahahaha.
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Spurs fans complaining about rival fans milking this when this was them after beating a 9 man Liverpool
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2 years
Joel Matip has the same amount of goals as Jack Grealish this season.
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Rebekka
9 months
Nothing brings the football community together like Man United losing, it unites every single fan 😂
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Rebekka
2 months
You had to start posting yourself naked on your “football” account because you weren’t getting any followers without it. Don’t talk about sexism disappearing when you literally make a living manipulating thick & desperate men by wearing a football shirt.
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Astrid Wett
2 months
We need to have a serious conversation about female presenters in our space.
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2 years
Say it louder 👏
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1 year
I will pay DOUBLE for what I pay for BT Sport to watch this instead of Michael Owen & Rio Ferdinand.
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5 years
This woman is FIFTY, 5 fucking 0, and she looks better now than I ever have or will in my LIFE.
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3 months
@AstridWett I speak for literally everyone on this app, stick to getting your arse out & milking lonely men for money, you don’t have a fucking clue what you’re on about.
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Rebekka
2 years
Why hasn’t the Premier League ever just made an entire channel showing every fixture in one app like Netflix? Instead of charging £25 Sky Sports, £25 BT Sport & then Amazon Prime too, surely if they made a worldwide all in one app it would generate more money?
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1 month
Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this goal from Harrison Burrows to win Peterborough the EFL trophy.
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1 year
Undisputed & even funnier that neither of them saw out the season 😂
@Ifcluke
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1 year
What’s you lot funniest moment from this season???
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4 months
Diogo Jota guiding the entire attacking threat for the last goal by pointing out where everyone needs to go whilst carrying the ball. 😂😂
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9 months
The absolute disrespect from teenagers on this app, every single day.
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9 months
How the hell has Alan Shearer scored the most goals in the Premier League ?
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2 years
Andy Robertson doesn’t get enough respect from anyone other than Liverpool fans.
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4 months
Anthony Elanga was sold by Man United for £15m in the summer to Forest. Anthony Elanga has 10 goal contributions in the Premier League - four goals & six assists. Not a single Manchester United player in all competitions this season has beaten that. In fact, Elanga’s…
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Rebekka
2 months
Not really the man you want to see as the face of integrity and truth is it?! 😂💀
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
2 months
"He could've crumbled but that shows his experience, that shows his character" Kyle Walker praises Michael Oliver's professionalism over Liverpool's penalty decision ❌
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2 years
Gabby Agbonlahor has a lot to say for a player whose only achievement was getting Premier League player of the month in November 2007.
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2 years
England have some of the most exciting young talents in the world & Southgate has made them look like West Brom under Steve Bruce.
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1 year
If my club had spent £600M in six months just to have to scroll down to find them in the Premier League table I wouldn’t be so loud. 😂
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Conn
1 year
This Liverpool downfall is such a beautiful sight. So deserved.
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9 months
No Chelsea fan deserves this defeat more…
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EVERY SEASON IS THE SAME 😑😑😑
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Sex is great but…
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3 years
Klopp preparing his lineup for Preston away.
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10 months
Fabinho, thank you for making our dreams come true ❤️
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5 months
Respectfully, Lucy Ward has been chatting absolute shit this whole second half.
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10 months
Personally, I think Bruno becoming captain is great news for everyone apart from Manchester United fans 😂
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4 months
I love Ian Wright with my whole heart but how can you speak about that penalty with so much praise after the way you reacted to Jota? Shocking.
@itvfootball
ITV Football
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"It's clever." Was it right to award Man Utd a penalty? #ITVFootball | #WIGMUN
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3 years
Mbappé to Liverpool 🤝 you heard it here first.
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1 year
All I want for Christmas is for Liverpool to sign Jude Bellingham.
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3 months
What have I just witnessed in Card Factory?
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2 years
Olivia Rodrigo & Lily Allen singing Fuck You to the Supreme Court in front of 200K people is the best thing you’ll see today.
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3 years
Imagine if our government could grow some balls & implement this full strict lockdown, instead of putting the blaming of the public who don’t know whether they’re coming or going, we need some structure & proper direction on this, they need to be held accountable.
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9 months
I need someone to put together a full detailed analysis of how Chelsea have escaped FFP regulations after spending almost £800m in 12 months… genuinely don’t understand.
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I could watch this all day.
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2 months
People worried about Kate Middleton going missing, but where the fuck is Mason Mount?
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7 months
If your club’s name is listed in any of these apologies, you should be supporting a movement against the poor officiating in this country, the amount of people who have chosen tribalism because it’s Liverpool over wanting things to improve is shocking.
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1 month
Ben White entered the chat…
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What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?
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2 years
If I had to cry rewatching this so do you…
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3 years
Don’t cross Jurgen Klopp. 🤭🤭🤭
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On Tuesday I saw you tell people to get over the fact you kidnapped and beat your wife.
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On Tuesday I saw Liverpool fans calling us embarrassing in Europe because we drew with Bayern Munich 😂
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2 years
Richarlison is the most unlikeable person in world football.
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4 months
Since this 8 year old boy made this video Arsenal haven’t won a game.
@LeahRayAFC
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5 months
I’m sick to death of Jurgen Klopp moaning every week 😴 😴
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4 months
I will never ever get bored of Manchester United losing, Erik ten Hag in forever.
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1 year
Me liking every single Bobby Firmino & James Milner appreciation tweet I see…
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1 year
This club went from back to back titles to having their players celebrating beating Liverpool to the final UCL spot? What a loser. 😂😂😂
@footballdaily
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1 year
🗣️ “We know it means a lot for us. We know they are happy for Liverpool to not be there.” Bruno Fernandes on stopping Liverpool from qualifying for the UEFA Champions League. 👀
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5 months
They’ve disallowed another one of our goals after full time hahahaha.
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1 year
Sky Sports & BT are missing out on this 🐐
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10 months
I cannot stress this enough, if you are celebrating Benjamin Mendy or Mason Greenwood, unfollow me, block me, mute me. Please stay out of my space, I am 10000% not interested in your opinion or your existence.
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Rebekka
10 months
Nobody, man or woman, is calling Margot Robbie mid, especially not Almiron from Wish.
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Nick
10 months
This is her without makeup. Definitely mid.
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Rebekka
5 years
Princess Diana wearing the Christina Stambolian revenge dress will still be one of her most iconic moments, the queen that never was. #PrincessDiana
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Rebekka
2 years
If you feel disappointed by your presents this Christmas just remember someone, somewhere is opening a Man United shirt.
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2 years
PSG don’t deserve Gini Wijnaldum.
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Rebekka
2 months
Joey Barton is a proper weirdo and so are his cult of followers, bullying a 17 year old girl just firming up that he is a fragile little coward who only kicks people when they’re already down, just like his scumbag murderer sibling.
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1 year
Man United lose? Newcastle lose? Liverpool win? No work tomorrow? Perfect weekend.
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1 year
I opened my Instagram DMs to a picture of a complete strangers 🍆 this morning so I googled & pasted a message another girl used to scare him & it worked like a charm. Have a great day Coke Can Greg ☺️
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2 years
Thiago Alcantara returns to full training on Monday 😍
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8 months
any excuse for me to share this again…
@LFC_ERYAN
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8 months
What’s been your favourite Liverpool goal in recent times?
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1 year
Manchester City are Premier League Champions. Twitter:
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Rebekka
2 months
This is wild coming from a Manchester United fan, you had a penalty given after the full time whistle had been blown. 😂
@UtdFaithfuls
UF
2 months
+8 minutes, but keep playing until Liverpool score. 😂😂
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3 months
Crazy how the rules bend depending on the badge, this rat never gets consequences for his crybaby antics at referees.
@MailSport
Mail Sport
3 months
Bruno Fernandes was FUMING with Michael Oliver following Manchester United’s 2-1 loss to Fulham at Old Trafford! 🤬
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2 months
Oh my god Carra has lost the plot, that is a crazy thing to say. 😭
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2 years
I’m so excited for the Premier League to come back… Me 7 minutes into Liverpool vs Brighton:
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Rebekka
2 years
I didn’t know this was going to bang but he was so nice & I found it really funny, but no I couldn’t name the starting line up for Wigan in 2007.
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3 years
@KimKardashian Why does Kourtney’s head look like it’s been photoshopped in?
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She put fans chanting “Jamie Vardy your wife is a grass” in her trailer, I can’t wait. 😂😂
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8 months
This is class 😂
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2 years
I will be posting wholesome Mo Salah content until he signs that contract ✍️
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