My sister got so drunk last night, she got a lift home with a friends mum & she thought she picked up her clutch bag but instead she’s taken the car logbook. 😂
Valentines Day is the most overrated day of the year & I’m in a relationship, imagine getting a £500 hotel room & paying £200 for a swanky dinner when you can sit in your pyjamas on the sofa with your boyfriend with a huge Chinese for like £30 & a film on Netflix. 🤷🏻♀️😂
67,169 rapes were recorded by police in 2022.
By the end of the year, charges had been brought in just 1,276 (1.9%) of these cases.
Less than 2 in 100 rapes recorded by police in 2022 resulted in a charge that same year - let alone a conviction.
That’s all I have to say.
Do you know what the worst thing about this tweet is?
This wouldn’t even be something that he would’ve posted about if he wasn’t an abuser, did he post a video of James Garner being welcomed at Nottingham Forest when he joined on loan from Man United? No he did not.
The fact…
Matt Hancock in Im A Celeb is one of the biggest politics washing, targeted PR moves I’ve seen on National television, they know the demographic of people who watch that programme & they know EXACTLY what they’re doing, if you fall for it & change your mind on him, you’re simple.
Grace Milane was MURDERED whether she was strangled during sex or not.
No normal human being in a “freak accident during sex” would react by purchasing bin bags, fold her dead body into a suitcase, bleach his entire flat & then go on ANOTHER tinder date...
I’m so desperate for my life back, I would 1000% do 8 weeks inside so all the vulnerable & elderly can get the vaccine & we can get on with our lives once & for all, I cannot do another year of this I dread to think what the state my mental health & everyone else’swould be in.
I’ve got mad respect for retail workers, I did it for over 3 years BUT can we stop tweeting just about them like they’re the only people who work over Christmas? NHS staff, Emergency services, chefs, care workers & many more also work really hard & most of them on Christmas Day.
🚨Mikel Arteta confirms Bukayo Saka is fine after limping off against Manchester City on Sunday.
Saka will be available to face Luton Town tomorrow night.
I hope this video will be a reminder to those fans who forget he is a human being who has been through unimaginable circumstances this year, things almost all of us will never ever experience & also struggled with setbacks in his fitness.
You had to start posting yourself naked on your “football” account because you weren’t getting any followers without it.
Don’t talk about sexism disappearing when you literally make a living manipulating thick & desperate men by wearing a football shirt.
@AstridWett
I speak for literally everyone on this app, stick to getting your arse out & milking lonely men for money, you don’t have a fucking clue what you’re on about.
Why hasn’t the Premier League ever just made an entire channel showing every fixture in one app like Netflix?
Instead of charging £25 Sky Sports, £25 BT Sport & then Amazon Prime too, surely if they made a worldwide all in one app it would generate more money?
Anthony Elanga was sold by Man United for £15m in the summer to Forest.
Anthony Elanga has 10 goal contributions in the Premier League - four goals & six assists.
Not a single Manchester United player in all competitions this season has beaten that.
In fact, Elanga’s…
"He could've crumbled but that shows his experience, that shows his character"
Kyle Walker praises Michael Oliver's professionalism over Liverpool's penalty decision ❌
Imagine if our government could grow some balls & implement this full strict lockdown, instead of putting the blaming of the public who don’t know whether they’re coming or going, we need some structure & proper direction on this, they need to be held accountable.
I need someone to put together a full detailed analysis of how Chelsea have escaped FFP regulations after spending almost £800m in 12 months… genuinely don’t understand.
If your club’s name is listed in any of these apologies, you should be supporting a movement against the poor officiating in this country, the amount of people who have chosen tribalism because it’s Liverpool over wanting things to improve is shocking.
🗣️ “We know it means a lot for us. We know they are happy for Liverpool to not be there.”
Bruno Fernandes on stopping Liverpool from qualifying for the UEFA Champions League. 👀
I cannot stress this enough, if you are celebrating Benjamin Mendy or Mason Greenwood, unfollow me, block me, mute me.
Please stay out of my space, I am 10000% not interested in your opinion or your existence.
Joey Barton is a proper weirdo and so are his cult of followers, bullying a 17 year old girl just firming up that he is a fragile little coward who only kicks people when they’re already down, just like his scumbag murderer sibling.
I opened my Instagram DMs to a picture of a complete strangers 🍆 this morning so I googled & pasted a message another girl used to scare him & it worked like a charm.
Have a great day Coke Can Greg ☺️