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@itsmariannnna

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smoked a bowl and now i can’t stop thinking about mount rushmore… like why did they do that…

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3 years

“what do your tattoos mean?” that i am cool

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2 years

it’s always “you up?” and never “you are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires”

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2 years

fuck i love being high and watching a bad movie and being like holy shit. these are just actors acting. they’re just playing pretend

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3 years

weed daddy

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3 years

“i prefer sativas” is a fun way of saying you don’t have an anxiety disorder

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5 months

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all those who celebrate

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3 years

having to eat is so inconvenient. i wish i could just charge myself. plug myself in overnight and be done with it

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@itsmariannnna

11 months

LOOK AT MY TOASTER COASTERS

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1 year

toast shaped coasters that are going to fit in a mini toaster for storage aka TOASTER COASTERS!!! i really popped off with this today

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10 months

in high school this girl and i used to kiss and make out and hold hands and hang out everyday and tell each other how beautiful the other was and leave cute notes in each others lockers and have sleepovers and kiss and cuddle in bed and we called ourselves best friends

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3 years

this baby blends right into my cat omg

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2 years

being a stoner is fun because if i have a horrible day i make myself feel better with weed and if i have a good day i reward myself with weed

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3 years

meet cute at the vaccination clinic call that moderna love

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2 years

made an egg mug to go with the egg ashtray and called it the wake and bake set 😎

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11 months

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

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3 months

some people are pukers… some are fainters… me, personally? i am a shitter

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6 months

how do i become a morning person. i physically cannot wake up without like nine hours of sleep and i can’t ever get to sleep before 3am. how do i change everything about myself

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2 years

i swear weed is the best antidepressant lmao i just had an absolutely horrible day and then i smoked a bowl and made some food and sat down to watch masterchef and i’m like wow. life is so good sometimes. i’m so lucky!

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5 months

what is it called when you can’t understand what people in tv shows and movies are saying without subtitles… like i can hear the words but i can’t process them very well at all

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7 months

losing my mind at this email i sent to a boy who had a crush on me in 2008

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10 months

obsessed with the toronto zoo making food rainbows for their animals for pride

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@itsmariannnna

2 years

i think that it’s okay if you’d rather have a fruity little drink because you can’t shoot a whiskey!

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2 years

she’s a 10 but she’s always high

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1 year

toast shaped coasters that are going to fit in a mini toaster for storage aka TOASTER COASTERS!!! i really popped off with this today

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25 days

uh oh i listened to a song i used to listen to a lot on bus rides home as a teenager and now i’m thinking too hard about the inevitable passage of time and how life can seem so short while objectively also being the longest thing we will ever get to experience

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5 months

one thing about me is i will always take the opportunity to turn a tiny little unnoticeable pimple into an oozing gaping wound that will scar my face for months to come

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@itsmariannnna

3 years

garbage cans are another thing that don’t have any business being as expensive as they are

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@itsmariannnna

5 months

all i ask for in a partner is that they have generational wealth

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@itsmariannnna

3 years

in tv shows and movies when someone’s pregnant wife gets into an accident and they’re like “YOU CAN ONLY SAVE ONE YOU HAVE TO PICK YOUR WIFE OR THE BABY!!” like who would pick the baby over their wife?? no offence but you can make a new baby

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3 years

i just think that i deserve to be given a $10,000 shopping spree because i am pretty

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10 months

i love taking a tiny pimple and making it a huge open wound

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@itsmariannnna

7 months

taylor swift told me she thinks public transit should be free and that she really believes in universal basic income

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Travis Kelce jerseys saw a nearly 400% spike in sales after Taylor Swift attended his game, TMZ reports.

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2 months

inexplicably i can come to terms with 2014 being 10 years ago but not 2019 being five years ago

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5 months

stoned enough that all actors are bad at acting :(

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4 months

public libraries are one of the greatest things we as humans have ever come up with

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2 months

having an anxiety disorder is so funny like what do you mean i’m just minding my business and suddenly my fight or flight is activated and i have to poop about it

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9 months

the new le creuset collection… it’s not a want it’s a need

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@itsmariannnna

3 years

the bond between you and an animal you love is literally unmatched and i hope everyone gets to experience that purest kind of love at least once 🥺

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@itsmariannnna

1 year

there’s something so sinister about two blonde white people dating each other

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9 months

i see a beautiful woman every 2.7 seconds but a beautiful man every 5-7 business days… sad

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2 years

name a more perfect wake & bake accessory 🍳

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10 months

i still have one of the notes i got from them that says “i like your face” which is the most romantic thing someone could’ve said to you in the early 2010s

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3 years

if you’d rather drink a shot of vodka than tequila i just can’t fully trust you

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@itsmariannnna

4 months

me if there was an award for getting stoned every night

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4 months

toaster coasters!!!!!!!!!

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🎨 Calling all artists! What masterpiece did you create in 2023 that made you go, "DAMN!! I made that!!!" 🎨🖌️

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@itsmariannnna

5 months

hey quick question how are people affording life these days

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@itsmariannnna

3 years

if u know a hot girl u should send her $500 right now for being hot

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10 months

like we were literally girlfriends…

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5 months

got my spotify wrapped today

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3 years

me smoking indica vs me smoking sativa

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10 months

and yes! we were both theatre kids and yes! a lot of these make out sessions happened in the costume closet! i am nothing if not a queer stereotype!

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6 months

the fact that 2019 is about to have been five years ago is not sitting well with me. in fact it’s sitting very badly with me

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4 months

saltburn this saltburn that why did no one tell to not see poor things with my dad

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7 months

always a fine line between being stoned enough to think a movie is really good and being stoned enough that you can’t stop thinking about how you’re just watching real people pretend to be other people for money

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3 years

looking back at one of the greatest nights of my life

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3 years

every year it snows in april and every year bitches are like I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S SNOWING IT’S APRIL like it happens every single year

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3 years

hey @Sethrogen this weed better send me to a different planet for the price it cost me

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15 days

googled my symptoms and turns out i just needed to get a little high and stand in the sunshine

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7 months

some people are addicted to the grind but that could never be me… me? i’m addicted to taking a break, addicted to resting and laying down, addicted to just chilling at all times and generally not doing anything productive, addicted to taking it easy

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3 years

microdosing an orgasm by rubbing my eyes

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1 year

bradley cooper you are disgusting and i’ll say it with my whole chest <3

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3 years

“what do your tattoos mean” that i’m fucking sexy

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2 years

i’m a stoner sun and a whore rising

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3 years

kellyanne conway literally leaked her underage daughter’s nudes and now she’s on tiktok saying she’s scared and begging for help in MORSE CODE how is this real life someone help claudia conway

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5 months

i was not born to wear pants i was born to wear a big shirt and nothing else

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4 months

i’m definitely not depressed or anything haha i just love sleeping because it’s the closest i can get to being dead without the commitment of killing myself

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10 months

i love when a recipe says it takes 30 minutes and i look at the clock and have been cooking for an hour and a half

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7 months

@sincereposting you’re 12 and i’m 13… it’s killing me

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1 year

it’s so fucked up how $10,000 could change my whole entire life and so many people in this world would not even miss that amount of money? like that’s pocket change to so many people out there? idk pretty fucked up to me

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i love getting excited about 4/20 like omg i’m gonna get so high as if i don’t do that almost every day

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2 months

toaster coasters and egg ashtrays

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9 months

girl dinner this girl dinner that… let’s talk about girl appetizer (2-4 bong rips)

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10 months

btw you can know you’re gay even if you have never had gay sex… just like many people know they are straight before they ever have straight sex! weird for people to be saying otherwise!

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2 years

whenever i clean my bong i’m like “is this what my lungs look like” and i start freaking out but then i just smoke some weed and forget about it :)

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5 months

just had a religious experience (took an edible and had a hot shower)

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3 years

no one can survive on weed alone... you also need a cat

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2 years

wearing a romper and having ibs just doesn’t mix… i’ll be fighting for my life in a bathroom stall with my tits out… it’s so humiliating

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1 year

also for the people who think i’m projecting, these are her words! not mine!

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3 years

egg ashtray: first draft vs final product

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2 years

honestly it doesn’t even need to be a bad movie…. if i’m high enough suddenly any movie has horrible acting

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3 years

it’s an immediate block if you tell me i look “exotic” like i’m a person not a fucking papaya

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3 years

huge cat or tiny living room 🥺

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1 year

looking at that first picture makes me feel so physically repulsed i hate him

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3 years

i’m super into BDSM (being depressed so much)

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2 months

sometimes you smoke a little weed and life is worth living again

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3 years

please do not tell me what to do unless it’s in like a sexy way

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10 months

also — i make fun ceramics like toaster coasters and egg ashtrays (and lots of other stuff) if you wanted to check them out and support a queer & latina owned small business!! 🌈💕

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3 years

why you so obsessed with me

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me if there was an award for being the sleepiest girl in any room

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3 years

@jasminericegirl i’ll literally never get over “mama let’s research”

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i was not born to be a productive member of society! i was born to be a 20 something girl’s spoiled little cat and sleep 18 hours a day!

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3 years

thinking about the time i wrote a negative review for a salon after getting this haircut and the next day they called me to tell me i made the hairdresser cry and to take down the review

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3 years

apparently it wasn’t obvious that this was a joke!! every brain and every body is different so smoke whatever works for you!! i am just a single person who doesn’t tolerate sativas that well so i made a joke about it!!

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3 years

i like food and i want to eat still but as a little treat! i don’t want to have to eat or i die. that’s annoying!!

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