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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

11 months

I found this gif about me

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Tits McGee

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1 year

@kyledcheney He looks exactly like what I would expect a guy rolling around on the floor talking about his PR to look like 😂

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3 months

So we're just giving up completely on imperial and metric

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2 months

I watched Quiet On The Set and Drake Bell's mother sets a new standard for completely shitty parenting. Two adults tell you something is not right with the way a grown man is treating your child and you ignore it? And when the truth comes out you don't get him therapy???

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Tits McGee

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11 months

Who's a character you'd want to have your back if shit went down?

Michael Matteo Rossi

@MichaelMatteoRo

11 months

Who's a character you'd want to have your back if shit went down? I'll start:

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Tits McGee

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3 months

@MattNowak1 @BigJohn2310 @dieworkwear 42 waist cargo shorts and a Trump tshirt

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Tits McGee

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1 month

What, and I cannot express this enough, THE FUCK

STERLING FITZBASTARDO, №8, ☭🔻

@8FITZBASTARDO

1 month

hello my urine angels

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Tits McGee

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4 months

Words I need to live by

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7 days

I'm perfectly willing to throw the switch on him 🤬

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

8 days

Jesus the fucking stupidity

Lena

@banalplay

8 days

I'm just gonna say it. I think it's important enough that we send a message that we will not support genocide even if it does result in the worst possible election outcome. it's worth burning it all down. it's worth what will happen to my own rights

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

11 months

Nobody can be this stupid. Right? RIGHT??

Khalifa

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11 months

@Wonton_Goodsoup They have 96hours of air. If they are stuck in the wreck then surely they can send a diver down with a rope and pull the sub out with a boat on the surface.

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

2 years

So I rented an AirBnB 60km from Kiev for two nights and sent the owner a note that I obviously wouldn't be visiting but I hoped the money might help in some small way. I feel marginally better now

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

5 months

Talked to the vet earlier. She feels it is more likely than not that Tulip has cancer. After much discussion we have decided to let her go peacefully this afternoon. She has been the sweetest kitty & these last 2 yrs with her have been a joy. Our hearts are broken 😭💔

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

3 months

@notcapnamerica People please have fire extinguishers in your home

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

3 months

Having attended hundreds of car accidents, this is a massive oversimplification and simply not true. Mass is not what equals survival

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@barrettjoneill

3 months

Ignore this at your own risk. Do not put your family in a small car. Yesterday, my wife was driving my son to school and an oncoming delivery truck crossed the center lane and hit her head on — the driver had a seizure was going 40 mph. I was on my way to work in a separate…

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Tits McGee

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28 days

Well Toyota has fucked up the new 4Runner. I don't mind how it looks, not the new engine and tech But the rear seats no longer folding flat and no room to sleep in the back is a hill I will die on, so I'll be keeping my 5th gen

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Tits McGee

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@dandandanitup @OpinionEmissary @SargeQ1911 @robbystarbuck @TCITourism Ssshhhhhh using logic will be lost on them

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8 months

Never going back there again

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

4 months

People. Stop responding to blue check rage bait posts. You're literally putting money in their pocket and encouraging further stupidity

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

23 days

My almost 86 y/o mother is having spine surgery today if you could spare some good thoughts and prayers

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

3 months

One more time for the back row, Mr. Kristofferson

Papa John Misty

@fcutter

3 months

I guess this is as good a day as any to remember the time Kris Kristofferson absolutely bodied Toby Keith

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Tits McGee

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3 months

HOLLERING

Meacham (proud Vermin) 🌊 🌊

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3 months

CRYING 😭🤣🤣

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@BaileyCarlin

3 months

“I’M HIT” The shooter:

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4 months

Suppose it's irrefutable proof...what percentage of MAGA do you think would actually change their minds about him? And what percentage of those would also walk back the last 9 years or so?

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4 months

BREAKING: Donald Trump is accused of having sex with multiple Epstein victims in the latest tranche of documents to have been released by the court.

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

22 days

This is utterly inhumane and his rotten ass needs to die in prison

Phil Williams

@NC5PhilWilliams

22 days

The shooter was scared and, instead of calling police, he believed he and his gun could handle the situation. An innocent woman is dead.

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5 months

🇺🇸

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@T1ts_McGee

2 months

For the first time in almost 16 years I was able to tell the story of the worst night of my life without crying. A big part of why I could was it was to another former officer. Never underestimate the power of peer support. Brothers in arms understand the unspoken.

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@T1ts_McGee

9 months

OMG EVERYBODY ON TWITTER IS A NAVAL EXPER..... Nevermind

Admiral James Stavridis, USN, Ret.

@stavridisj

9 months

Pro-tip: If your ship is heeling over like this, check for leaks. (I know these things because I'm an Admiral.)

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@T1ts_McGee

2 months

I would have been laughing too hard to give chase

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@Scottcrates

2 months

Meal Team Six deploying advanced warfare tactics against the deep state cops. Good luck, libtards, you ain’t prepared for this heat.

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1 month

This so damn stupid I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

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@T1ts_McGee

4 months

MORTIFIED

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6 months

This is a hate crime

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@T1ts_McGee

4 months

BAH BAH BAH

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

11 months

All I'm saying is that if this guy had made a sub out of parts from Camping World and GameStop, we wouldn't be in this predicament right now

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

3 months

Why is it that the loudest Christians always seem to be the least Christ-like? (that's rhetorical)

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

10 months

The hell you are 🤣

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23 days

WTAF is that hairdo? 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

9 months

Sorry not sorry

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

23 days

She is out of surgery & in recovery. Bone spurs were worse than thought & one had grown into nerve so there is risk of spinal fluid leak. She's going to have to lay flat until tomorrow 🙏🏻🤞🏻 Thank you for all your good wishes!

Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

23 days

My almost 86 y/o mother is having spine surgery today if you could spare some good thoughts and prayers

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

2 months

NOW will you people STFU?

The Prince and Princess of Wales

@KensingtonRoyal

2 months

A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales

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@T1ts_McGee

26 days

Totally normal thing for people who haven't killed anyone

MLFootball

@_MLFootball

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🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨In the final days of O.J. Simpson’s life all his KIDS and visitors who came to his bedside had to sign a nondisclosure agreement. His family was not allowed to have their phones in the room while saying their goodbyes, via ABC.

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1 year

@MuellerSheWrote 18 USC 371, conspiracy to defraud the US. I have successfully charged it when def charged victims for something only the USG could provide

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

9 months

I don't normally do this but asking for prayers/good thoughts today for someone very close to me. #FuckCancer

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@T1ts_McGee

9 months

A true Patriot 🇺🇸

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@notcapnamerica NPD or HPD, Munchausen...but it all boils down to Main Character Syndrome 🤡

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@T1ts_McGee

26 days

Tough guys don't take credit for shit they didn't do, Bob

Robert J. O'Neill

@mchooyah

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You play a tough guy on TV. You’re not actually tough. Now Fuck off.

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

11 months

What TV show did you love but the current generation *may not* understand why?

Tisiphone🔥

@Tisiphone23

11 months

What TV show did you love but the current generation *may not* understand why?

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

7 months

I needed to watch this again for a laugh 😂

Beverlee🌹_

@miles_beverlee

8 months

Have never laughed this much🤣

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@T1ts_McGee

1 year

I'd watch this guy cross the finish line all day long, not the winner

TCS London Marathon

@LondonMarathon

1 year

One of the greatest moments of every London Marathon - your 2023 final finisher 🙌 We’re in awe of your determination to finish what you started. #LondonMarathon #WeRunTogether

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

11 months

@allisongill Veteran is a bit of a stretch, isn't it? Funny how the liars and bloaters always lead with that

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@T1ts_McGee

9 months

What being an OG is really about

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4 months

@ChowdahHill I want to sponsor someone for the cookie chair who might not have family to request it ☹️

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2 months

It's 35F this morning so I'm rocking my genteel Brit look 😂

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@T1ts_McGee

6 months

Grizzly Giant, 209' tall, 96.5' circumference, 3000 yrs old #TreeClub

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4 months

Oh Brits, never change 🤣

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6 months

It all becomes clear 😂

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@T1ts_McGee

14 days

The elderly are just big, wrinkled toddlers. If I had a dollar for every time I've had to tell my mother, "that's enough orange sherbet today, you need to eat something with some nutrients"

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Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

8 months

@biddy15 @arghavan_salles Nah this doesn't work. They never see themselves and only use it to play victim. The best way to deal with them is the gray rock technique.

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@T1ts_McGee

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@NJflaggers @barefootboomer Thanks for confirming you still hate US soldiers

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3 months

I love her. I also need to know what show this is 🤣

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9 months

Sweet little granny ❤️

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@T1ts_McGee

1 year

Remember kids, just bc someone calls themselves an analyst doesn't mean they're any good at it

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@T1ts_McGee

3 months

Who amongst us....

Yashar Ali 🐘

@yashar

3 months

Politico is reporting that behind closed doors, President Biden calls former President Trump “a sick fuck” and a “fucking asshole.”

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@T1ts_McGee

1 month

Please, you can't even dress yourselves properly

JWaller7

@Waller7J

1 month

Good evening. Let’s take this country back.. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@T1ts_McGee

4 months

YES

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@T1ts_McGee

4 months

🤣🤣🤣 if someone with such a broken moral compass like you liked me, I'd wonder where I went so horribly wrong in life. So thank you for affirming I'm on the right path!

ScrewBothParties

@PawPawSmoke

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Fuck off cunt

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🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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😂😂

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2 months

@emilykmay Oh damn she went straight to disgraceful. There's no coming back from that, bless his heart

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@T1ts_McGee

1 year

Never thought I'd be here, especially in my 40s

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7 months

I....just....wow

🛸 FROG-TZU 🛸

@TheRealNasa00

7 months

@BenArmstrongsX @Bethanyliterary @DuchessOfDeFi Tagging your wife and side piece in the same post is nasty work

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@T1ts_McGee

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You know...when a police officer who just happens to be a female does her job, you don't actually have to refer to her as a "female police officer" like it's a surprise she's fully competent

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1 month

🤷🏻‍♀️

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@T1ts_McGee

2 months

I'm sorry but her family is so much worse than he is for this...and that's saying something

Kentucky Fried Electrician

@Kentucky_Sparky

2 months

Who the hell signs a photo of a murder victim, then poses with the family while grinning like a shameless idiot? A shameless idiot, that’s who.

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@T1ts_McGee

7 months

Boo fucking hoo

Kaitlan Collins

@kaitlancollins

7 months

Jenna Ellis is now tearing up after pleading guilty, arguing she relied on lawyers with "much more experience" than her. "If I knew then what I know now, I would have declined to represent Trump in these post-election challenges. I look back on this experience with deep remorse."

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@T1ts_McGee

7 months

When you accidentally locked the cat in your man cave so he destroyed everything you love

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@T1ts_McGee

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Critically injured CMPD officer just passed away, haven't seen his name released yet so I won't either. Until Valhalla 😢

Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

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Update: the 3 killed were all on the Marshals Fugitive Task Force, 1 DUSM & 2 NC probation officers. There were 2 shooters, 1st one killed and 2nd in custody.

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@T1ts_McGee

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Tell him his mother's failure to raise him properly doesn't mean the job falls to me and he needs to stop being a little bitch because it's drying up my ovaries

Helen

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Your husband rejects your food over a little misunderstanding & goes to bed hungry. As a good wife, what will u do?

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@T1ts_McGee

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Lady, turn around and go back down. You aren't made for this

Real Crazy Fights

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Freaking out while bodies slide past you on Mount Everest

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1 month

Work smarter, not harder

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5 months

Back at emergency vet with little Tulip. She became lethargic again last night and tonight started bleeding from her nose. My son is very upset as you can imagine 😔

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Not me being torn because I really don't like Taylor Swift but at the same time I love how angry she makes MAGA

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When the spouse you cheated on knows your passwords....

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@km97_x

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Fuck Facebook drama, linked in drama is where it is AT 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’d have to quit your job and move countries after this violation

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They're pretty sure it's the mycoplasma again. They've changed her antibiotic and she's staying overnight for fluids 🙏🏼🤞🏻

Tits McGee

@T1ts_McGee

6 months

Little Tulip is sick again, same as before. Vet started her on antibiotics and prednisone 2 days ago but during the night she's taken a turn for the worse so my son is on the way to take her to emergency vet 😥

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2 months

Do you not effing understand they didn't say shit until they made sure their kids understood and were ok?

Henry VIII

@SussexHenryVIII

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The amount of sympathy they would have gotten if they would have just come out with this a month ago.

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Show me the lie, Becky 🤣

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@3YearLetterman @khamenei_ir She can't open doors either

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@amylorene77 @Jupinapapi3

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Until Valhalla 🙏🏻

Stolen Valor

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The Marines didn’t survive the crash. RIP Marines. “To the families of our fallen Marines, we send our deepest condolences and commit to ensuring your support and care during this incredibly difficult time," Maj. Gen. Borgschulte, Commanding General for the 3rd Marine Aircraft…

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The vaccine was a tiny little prick that lasted less than a second, so this checks out Also, at a kids' play place? Stay classy, make sure you keep fighting against the drag queens tho

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Just dropped Mom off at the old lady hair shack and I'm sitting in the parking lot snacking on a Rt 44 diet cherry limeade and onion rings BECAUSE WE AREN'T GUARANTEED A TOMORROW

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Shit yeah, get it lil Barry Bonds

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