Anna Falactick @PetulantWench Twitter profile

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Anna Falactick

2 months

My eldest child just RIVERDANCED into the kitchen, kicked his sister up the bum and riverdanced back out again without saying a word or breaking the beat.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

Just got my card declined at Aldi, checked my bank account and it was £3 short. I’m the space of time (approx 45secs) in took me to transfer twenty quid over from my savings acct to my current acct the bloke behind started having a full blown tantrum over being kept waiting. So

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

Obviously I proceeded to play in my phone for a few minutes pretending to be on my banking app. He was APOPLECTIC. The cashier - who I see every week and is always a genuinely fantastic person - ignored his bespittled meltdown and helped me pack my bags at the till 😂

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

The moral of the story is, I’m petty AF, don’t test me. As an addendum I don’t think “bespittled” is a word however I’m now coining it to describe gammony hate filled ranting where they start frothing at the gills.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

Also, make friends with the cashiers at Aldi, having them on side makes your shopping experience there 8274859 times better as they’ll always open up a till for you, let you pack at the till if it’s quiet, have a nice chat with you. They’re great.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@Luiseach That awkward moment when you fall asleep in your salad at lunch and are rudely awoken to go on parade

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@South_SPC Excellent work!

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

I asked him how he managed it and he said he’s been actively practicing and watching Irish dancing on YouTube specifically so he can do this to his sister. My Irish nan is *cackling* from beyond the grave.

Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

My eldest child just RIVERDANCED into the kitchen, kicked his sister up the bum and riverdanced back out again without saying a word or breaking the beat.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 years

@itsjustrylan_ @JoeBiden Sorry to burst your bubble mate but it’s fucking bonkers over here too

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

6 months

It annoys me that I’m missing out on Grace Dent being a goddess because I refuse to go along with the glorification of Farage. #ImACeleb

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 years

I’m giving #followbackfriday a whirl because I mostly just talk to myself on here 😬

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@beaglebugle It was 45 seconds. Literally 45 seconds and he started frothing at the mouth shouting at me that “if I can’t afford my shopping go to a food bank”

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@RealismHelps Unexpected direct debit…….life happens?

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 years

@libertyspot @mtgreenee Yea that’s exactly why they transition. operations, medication, therapy, being bullied and mocked by adults and children alike, often shunned by family members, all because they want to win at fucking hackeysack. Dipshit.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

4 years

@rhiannoneshaw I’ve been on Twitter so long I had to think for a good 30 seconds about whether you were being serious or not.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

Women have been getting raped by men in parks, libraries, schools, colleges, nightclubs, churches, car parks, hospitals, restaurants, their own homes since the beginning of time. And usually they get away with it even when caught. If you really think men need to go through the…

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@elliegoulding @Tom_Grennan Normalising men making unwanted, uncouth and suggestive comments about women’s bodies ain’t the one. Great that it was jokes for you two but it’s setting a bad example.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@fitjiffa1 Amazing

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@enbyinjail I have no idea what any of this means but I’m here for it

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

…rigmarole of “pretending to be a woman” to do this to us? You’re an idiot. If you cared about women’s safety you’d be campaigning for harsher prison sentences and easier court access. If you don’t believe TW are women then please, unfollow. Thats the line I’ve drawn.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

10 days

Anyone else’s kids allergic to turning the fucking lights off?

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 years

@ShaunMcE A heated debate… is this attractive? Or is it too mid life crisis-y?

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@ScarcityStudios Cooking doesn’t make you a chef. However, noncing does make you a nonce so…

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

4 months

I couldn’t love Alison Hammond more if I tried. Such a kind hearted Queen #ThisMorning

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 years

I was having an alright day til an old school friend sent me this picture of myself taken circa 1996. That Kappa jacket was NEON ORANGE.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

@metalgurugirl If my other half cheated on me and I found out someone knew I would never ever speak to them again. Ever.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@fesshole Unhinged for wanting 50/50 responsibility for the child you both created? Interesting.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

7 months

@corysix6 @SaulStaniforth Asking a British person if they had prior knowledge of a terrorist attack just because they have family living in the same country as the terrorists is not a fair question. It’s racial profiling.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@Kathrynpollard I was the same when I worked in supermarkets, it’s much more fun.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

I don’t ask for much, just some normal everyday knickers that are comfortable but not granny pants, look pretty but won’t give me thrush, mostly cover my butt and don’t cost the earth. WHY IS THAT SO DIFFICULT.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

11 months

Just caught the audience singing for #LewisCapaldi when he couldn’t and honestly, as a mum of kids with additional needs, thank every single one of you who just sang and didn’t judge and was just happy to be there for him #glastonbury2023

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@IanJamsie @C4Dispatches @ellieflynn This is exactly how men can help. Call out the bad behaviour and make sure the intended victims is safe. Thankyou.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@JaneRowe They are but I’m a regular, it was my weekly shop, the checkout lady and I have a chat each week as I go there at its quietest time. I apologised for inconveniencing her and she said “don’t worry my love you go right ahead”

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

Was reading some erotic literature yesterday and they really need to start separating it into “written by men” and “written by women” because never in my life have I “felt the hot ribbons of c*m filling my womb until I thought it would burst”

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@fecklessfox1000 That’s a very kind thing to do 💜

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 months

@SpillerOfTea @bazmaz_ukulele And that £8 a week means you now have to wait an extra 8 days for a gp appt

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@__Samantha8 I’ve never posted anything of the sort. I receive dick pics. It’s abhorrent. And you are basically saying those that do are asking for it. Do you ask rape victims what they were wearing? Same energy.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 years

@fesshole Today I went in for a rub, Expecting her to tend to my chub, I was shocked when she griped, That I had not wiped, So I went home and had a good scrub

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 years

@OwenJones84 Just to put it in perspective, Year Ten is 14 & 15 year olds.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 years

@septimusajprime Cringe. Surprised more people aren’t calling out her blackfishing tbh

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

6 months

@richferrer @OwenJones84 @Daily_Express Q: who blindly quotes the Taliban without checking the source isn’t a parody account? A: @richferrer

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

4 months

@SaulStaniforth Is he implying that she has some sort of power or responsibility for Hamas?

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@deathtospinach Oh OH hang on I have a good pun here Ahem “The penis mightier than the sword”

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@Peterbojangles That’s not nice.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 months

Apparently Camilla is “exhausted” Imagine how she’d feel if she had a job. Like, working 60hrs a week wiping bums because you have rent to pay.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 years

Quick info for new followers: I generally think Tories are cvnts There’s nothing wrong with being woke Calling people snowflakes is cringe Tories are cvnts

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

Training day for a work thing and of course there’s the mandatory “everyone stand up and introduce yourself, tell us about yourself” icebreaker 🤢 So I stand up and say “Hi my name’s Anna, my job is XYZ, got three kids so no time for hobbies but I like nerdy stuff and cheese”

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

You can’t spread your children’s private medical diagnoses & medication information around the internet and then claim to be a good father just because you make them burnt sausages twice a month. If I was Billie Piper I would never let that man near my kids again. Ever.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 years

@sophielouisecc How short? Bc I want mine cut short and I really don’t want to look anything like you.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 years

@MoonrakerXI @NadineDorries What’s the point of her in general?

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@J_skupski @RealismHelps No love that’s a standing order. Direct debits can be taken at any time.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 years

@OwenJones84 And by perspective, I mean he’s a disgusting pervert who can’t trust himself to not rape children.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 months

@dschw89 @HJoyceGender @SexMattersOrg Getting off on fanfic p*rn of a man calling a woman a “bitch” isn’t a great look for the people that claim to be all about safety and respect for women

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@AwfullyMolly It’s the fully admitting that she just spaffed £1200 of other people’s money (people who given the money in good faith) on sideboards and then just laughs it off like she hadn’t been dodging question about unfulfilled promises for tiiiiime

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@__Samantha8 Unless they’ve directly asked men to DM them with a dick pic then it’s not okay. You’re very casually shaming women and I’m sorry you can’t see that.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 years

@JimMFelton @IoWBobSeely @PBottomleyMP @RhonddaBryant @JimMFelton this is my illustrious MP, he represents an island he doesn’t live on, and just voted for the great sewage dump. He’s just awful.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

So Jack from #MAFSAU hates this picture. Be awful if we all shared it for the rest of time

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@SkyNews “I don’t know how camilla coped” By shagging someone else’s husband while advising the wife on her marriage for decades.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

6 months

Honestly anyone who thinks I should have an iota of sympathy for my landlord who is turfing me and my children out onto the street after 15yrs of paying his mortgage just because he can’t handle his finances like an adult can get fucked.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

20 days

IT’S ALL THE DRAMA MICK I JUST LOVE IT!!!! OH MY CHRIST!!!!

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@RichardEGrant The quiet resignation with which she casually pours the juice on, knowing it’s weird but doing it anyway because she loves you and knows it makes you happy. I’m so glad you had her in your life Richard, what a glorious thing it is to be loved.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 years

@PaulEmbery Why does this bell end keep coming up in my TL

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@JaneRowe Sigh, I know you’re actively trying to neg on this Jane, but really, it was 45secs, the cashier and so are on very friendly first name terms, we have been having weekly in depth debriefs on our lives for the last three years. She gave me a wicked grin while helping me pack.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

@rtxtec Robert, firstly, there are no safe spaces. Secondly, as a victim myself I have never felt threatened by a trans woman, only by men. Hope that clears that up for you.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

@anon_opin Tell me you don’t have hair without telling me you don’t have hair

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@__Samantha8 Yeah you’re saying they deserve it.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

6 months

@SaulStaniforth “They should be grateful we don’t nuke them” isn’t the flex he thinks it is

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

“Activities” #princeofpegging

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

10 months

Has Laurence Fox stopped for a second to think how his children will be treated by their peers when they get back to school having been plastered over social media in blackface? The guy is a professional bell end. Shouldn’t be allowed near any kids.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

4 months

If you’re wondering why there’s a livestream of Buckingham Palace on all the news channels it’s so that they don’t have to address Rishi Sunak and his disgusting, immoral - allegedly illegal - £1000 bet with Piers Morgan over the fate of human lives.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

23 days

Who’d have thought Ridge would end up being the only not bad husband 😂 deeece #MAFSAU

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

My old history teacher asked us at the beginning of the year if we had a name we would like to be called because once he had a student who only answered to “Spud” and it didn’t matter as long as he got on with his work. Be more like my old history teacher.

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Teacher sacked for 'refusing to use transgender student's chosen pronouns'

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

@ravbillan Completely agree

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 year

@hollyshortall Watch “Homes Under The Hammer” every day it’s like “here’s this lovely Victorian massive 2 bed house and some dude buys it with his dads money and turns it into 6 flats and makes £500k

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

21 days

Its been a pretty cack year so far but Laurence Fox getting jailed is definitely going to turn it around

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

14 days

It’s always the incels who are too much of a 🐱 to put a picture of themselves on here who go straight for the “hilarious” fat/ugly jibes. Yeah I’m fat, and ugly, but I’m happily married with 3 amazing kids and I don’t have to f**k a robot because I’m not an unlovable incel 💅🏼

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

5 months

When will rape offences start being taken seriously by the CPS? Heartbreaking. #24hoursinpolicecustody

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

1 month

If you ever need a textbook definition of coercive manipulative controlling behaviour, just watch Jack on #MAFSAU

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 years

@fesshole This u?

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 years

@sfischer0419 @TMZ Her mates weren’t racist about her baby though so 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

9 months

So I guess I’m back from my Twitter hiatus, I will be engaging in much less negativity. First bit of positive news: I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!! Did 8 lessons and my instructor said I was ready, got a last minute cancellation so did 2 lessons before, passed with 2 minors 😮‍💨💅🏼

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

A fit bloke in Tesco just caught me saying hello to a hot cross bun in the style of an aroused Nigel Thornberry and now I can never go there again.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

6 months

Devastating seeing your home on rightmove asking for first time buyers to raise their family there. Thats what I’m doing. Feel physically sick seeing my kids possessions online. I don’t want to go. I don’t think landlords know or care what it does to people when they sell up.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

@LozzaFox @SadiqKhan At least you will be able to pay half of your child support backlog hun x

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 months

A tale of two halves

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

8 months

@AVintenAuthor @metpoliceuk @metpoliceuk what are you going to do about this serving officer being openly racist and misogynistic as well as posting documents from an investigation online?

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 years

@Angela51751738 I wear them as a signal to my husband that sexy time is not on the menu on that particular night. Saves the annoying boner nudging and me having to directly tell him no ta

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 years

@LSmately @DoctorTurtleboy @fsareshwala She’s white so he will probably believe her

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

3 years

@PeterMy53679910 @bbcdoctorwho Aww the sad act flag wanker can’t handle a female being in charge boo hoo

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

4 months

Had to take 15 to A&E this afternoon suspected broken wrist (again) it was absolutely HEAVING. And the staff? Not a single one of them was English. All foreign except the receptionist. They were polite, professional, efficient & kind. Foreign workers are reason the NHS survives.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

10 months

@OwenJones84 The first thing that came to mind when I saw their video

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

2 years

@amerix I spend 18hours a day cooking and cleaning for my family. Anything less would make me a bad, bad woman and terrible wife and mother. If there’s time to lean there’s time to clean AM I RIGHT!!!

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Anna Falactick

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1 year

@__Samantha8 It is equally gross to send unsolicited vag and boobs by bc the way, huge difference between just having a saucy account and being a sex pest.

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Anna Falactick

@PetulantWench

5 months

As if this man had the gall to call me ugly when he is literally mr potato heads uglier brother

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Anna Falactick

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3 months

Having ADHD or any neurodiversity doesn’t make you act like a cunt. Being a cunt makes you act like a cunt. Stop perpetuating the myth that neurodivergents - and by association people with any different ability - are not functioning members of society who cannot fit in.

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4 years

@OwenJones84 You see how it takes three attempts for him to hear “Tommeh!” It’s because scientific studies have shown you’re 100% less likely to respond to someone shouting a name that isn’t yours.

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2 months

@Markbhere2 @de_reu_saar @LotteKopecky @GentWevelgem “You can’t prove guilt without evidence” *video evidence* “MUH MUH MUH MEH MUH” Get a grip. It’s an assault. On video. Hard drive check needed on you pal

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4 years

@CamWelsh_ @jameelajamil That would be Chelenor

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3 years

@OwenJones84 If this goes ahead then Labour have lost my vote. I know that doesn’t mean much but to me it means a lot.

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