Just got my card declined at Aldi, checked my bank account and it was £3 short. I’m the space of time (approx 45secs) in took me to transfer twenty quid over from my savings acct to my current acct the bloke behind started having a full blown tantrum over being kept waiting. So

@PetulantWench A very large obnoxious self entitled lady in Tesco is often advised they do diet tonics as opposed to the full fat her trolley is full of. The cashiers love it.

@PetulantWench @Peterbojangles Right, because if you're going to be selfish and boorish, you should just pretend like you're not being that because direct rudeness is so uncivilized that you must keep your rudeness passive-aggressive and deniable. Zero self-awareness.

@NobodysGrich @Peterbojangles Exactly babes x

@PetulantWench @Peterbojangles You see completely right. Diet tonic water doesn’t taste as good.

@PetulantWench @Peterbojangles And no, the checkout staff won't love it. Putting them in between two customers having a quarrel over anything is never something we'd want.

@PetulantWench @Peterbojangles Neither are you