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Owner of a bouncy Golden Retriever. Lover of all things travel ✈️🌏

Lancashire
Joined November 2021
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6 months
Apparently the average person has sex 54 times a year. Not sure I'm ready for the next three days 🥴
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5 months
Stephen Bear being released from jail after serving half of his 21 month sentence is fucking disgusting. This country is a joke.
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2 years
Now I'm going through my Greece photos...I want this tan back...well my red/brown/black skin back 😂
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6 months
Christmas Time, Mistletoe and wines....lots of wines 🎄
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6 months
Throwback to when I was on holiday with a nice tan and in one of my fave holiday dresses, instead of being stuck in rainy England 😂 #Portugal
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She got the job 👑💪
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Got an interview later, and I don't know why but I'm so anxious about it 😭
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1 year
Solo travelling doesn't mean I don't have friends. It means that I'm in that age group where everyone is either married or has children and they can't just drop everything. I don't need to miss out on seeing the world because my friends can't go. Life is too short.
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May as well! #SwimUpPoolBar Got to get my phone and purse back to my sun lounger...😂
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2 months
Starting to decide what to pack for Thailand! #MirrorSelfie
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6 months
I don't care what anyone says...Ricky Gervais isn't bowing down to the ridiculous standards that are set now in this society. He's funny, he's engaging and he says it how it is. You don't like it... Don't fucking watch it. #Armageddon
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2 years
Single City Girl looks like this and she's called Samantha. This isn't just a dating blog now, it's an 'everything' blog! ❤️ Don't know why I'm talking about myself in the third person #NewProfilePic
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29 days
Sun's out, guns out 💅✨🌏
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This time a couple of weeks ago, I was in the 42 degree sunshine. Now I'm sat in 15 degrees, moaning about my jet lag with my heating on 😭😂✈️ Get me on my next holiday!
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7 months
Nearly Lancashire bound. Might have train gins 😂
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11 months
My dad cheated on my step mum of 20 years and she found the strength to leave him. I don't speak to my dad now because I've stayed in touch with her and he doesn't like it. However, I'm so glad we're still in touch, especially when she sends me random messages like this ❤️
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2 years
Aaaaand pose Can't beat leather trousers!
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2 years
Throw back to Greece when I just took my laptop and "worked from home" for six weeks. #Nomad #BestThingIEverDid
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4 months
I think being single at any age needs to be normalised. Doesn't mean that anything is wrong with you and we all have our reasons ✨
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8 months
No makeup, comfies, wine in hand, chicken casserole (let's face it, it's stew) in the slow cooker, annoyed dog because I won't let him on the sofa and a series on the TV. Perfect 'Bridget Jones' Sunday right here. Happy though innit? 😂💅
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11 months
Burnt to a crisp but also tanned 😂✨
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21 days
I'm not even sorry 😂😂 #BusinessClass
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2 years
Cheers to meeeeeerrrr ☺️
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28 days
Ladies, you all need these skorts in your lives 🩷
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6 months
Had about 10 seconds of being bored of single life and delved into the darkness that is my message request inbox. Jesus, Samantha...have a word with yourself. It's not THAT bad.
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5 months
Selfie Sunday 😏🤳
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4 months
"do you have Snapchat?" No, I'm 37 years of age!
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11 months
Having the best day today but had to come in the shade and be surrounded by screaming kids jumping in the pool. But I've got a gin so that makes up for it 😂
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1 month
Hot, hot, hot 🫠
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8 months
I went to the nurse today for a smear test and was told (after being weighed) that my BMI shows I'm 'obese'. You wonder why so many men and women have eating disorders? Look at the BMI calculator. I'm 5'5 , 11 stone 4 and a size 10. I'm not obese.
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3 months
My Thailand diet is going well, I think! Feeling good mind so I don't care if I don't lose anymore 😂
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1 month
Got questioned today as to why I seem to earn a lot of money but don't own my house. Doesn't mean I'm lesser of a person. You don't know how hard it is buying when you're self employed AND single. I have a job and a business and I have a comfortable life. Less judging. I'm happy
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5 months
I mean....HIYA! 😍
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5 months
It’s cold. QT a time when you were warm. Holiday in 2023 - was so hot, I was sweating! 🥵
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It’s cold. QT a time when you were warm My last holiday abroad last year in the stunning Bahamas 👙
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I'm also sick to the back teeth of me setting boundaries and people acting like I'm the bad person, when I'm only just sick of being treated like crap. I'm a bloody good person, and I refuse to let people make me feel otherwise. That is all.
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No, I don't iron my bedding and yes, I do let my dog sleep on my bed cos....well look at him and no-one else to share it with otherwise he'd be out 😂 #BridgetJones #NightInTheLifeOfSam
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23 days
I wouldn't be Samantha without a balcony photo 🩷🇹🇭
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I love my new top I got at the market last night. Shouldn't have paid 550 baht for it but love it all the same. What age do we stop wearing crop tops? 😂🇹🇭
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6 months
I love Facebook memories....🙄🙄😭😂
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6 months
Throwback to when I was posing on a balcony during my 6 week stint in Greece. I want to go back!! 🇬🇷
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4 months
He's now refusing to come in from the balcony 😂😂🙄
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1 year
White party 🤍
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1 year
Round 2 😭😂🤢🎉
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6 months
I'm doing 'meals on wheels' Christmas morning, just Digby and I Christmas afternoon and going to my friends Christmas Night for a buffet (might not even make it) All I've had is "you can't spend Christmas afternoon by yourself". I bloody can and I'm bloody excited actually 😂🎄
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5 months
It's going to be 10 years since I lost my Mum on Sunday. So I'm not going to drink because it makes you feel worse. Instead, I'll take myself off for a little lunch date, get some new jarmas, watch Disney films and have a takeaway....oh and walk the dog 🩷
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1 year
Are men actually intimidated by women who have good jobs or what? Two men have unmatched me today after I told them what I do.
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13 days
I moved out when I was 16. Got a full time job and put myself through a full time uni course, whilst looking after my mum who had progressive MS. I've got a career and a franchise because I work hard. Don't send me messages telling me I'm a privileged brat. I'm far from it.
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4 months
I did the pettiest thing ever today. Someone wouldn't get in the lift on the 7th floor with Digby in it and she was really rude. So I left the ground floor and pressed the 17th floor (the top floor) so it goes up there first and she'd have to wait longer 😂😬
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8 months
I had a productive day today TBF and I'm feeling fresh. I'm having a wines 😂 #SelfieMonday
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24 days
Excuse the Monica hair and the redness but this is my new dress which I had made from scratch. Needs a tiny bit more adjusting but we ran out of time, but I am IN LOVE with it 🇹🇭🩷
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6 months
Chicken Saag Masala cooking nicely 😋
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8 months
Trigger warning ⚠️
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6 months
I love being ghosted at Christmas. So much fun for me 😂🙄 #DatingInYour30s
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2 months
Excuse the tired eyes, I'm tired 😏 #NewProfilePic
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7 months
I've got three dates this weekend. I've already had someone tell me I shouldn't be multiple dating but....a) they know about each other b) I'm single and can do what I like and c) keeping my options open and being honest about it anyway, so no problems here 😇
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3 months
I've decided to move back home. I'm utterly miserable in Leeds. Utterly miserable.
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1 year
#ThrowbackThursday to when I was off to a Gala 👠🍸
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4 months
I've had this draft excluder for a day....A DAY!! good job he's cute.
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5 months
I'm not following you back if your feed is full of minges and boobs. I don't want to see it. I'm also not going to follow you back if you're liking them. Or if you have "need a unicorn" in your bio. I will follow everyone else back but it takes time to vet you all soz 😂
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Perks of being single 😂🐾 (I don't know why I look like I have a chin like Jimmy Neutron)
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Digby on the train yesterday - he loves it 😂🐾
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8 months
The ex of all exes ( the only one that I wish bad things for) messaged me this morning saying "Hello". Fuck off, fuck off and fuck off some more, you Spanish fucktard. As you can tell, I hold no grudge.
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I've had such a wholesome day. Peeling veg and serving dinners for 300 (ish), meeting people I would never usually get to, helping those who are struggling, it really makes you see what it's all about. Walk with Diggers and I think I've deserved a wines 😂🎄 Merry Christmas!
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1 year
Green trouser night in Italia 🇮🇹💚
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4 months
"Dogs don't judge" Digby when I've poured a G&T on a Monday
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11 months
Last night! #Ibiza
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Lovely sky this morning on the dog walk 😍
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Just walked into the hotel restaurant and bar and it was empty, I was starving so I just asked them if they were still serving food, sat down and ordered. The old me would have never gone into an empty restaurant with people, never mind alone 😇 #Growth #StoppedGivingAShit
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Happiest when I've got a tan #NewProfilePic
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4 months
Stepmum and I rearranged my lounge/diner/kitchen and I'm here for it 😍
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11 months
Downloaded tinder again last night. 12 hours later, I'm regretting my decision 😂
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I did it! I've asked to move rooms. It's two single beds and I'm on the ground floor, but there's a lock on my door and I've got a nice seating area outside so I'm happy ☺️
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6 months
Just poured myself a Prosecco. Fuck it, it's nearly Easter.
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2 months
Fun on the beach this AM 🐾🩷 #SundayFunday
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29 days
This is what happens when humidity meets my hair 😂 To be fair, I quite like it when it's over one shoulder. Not on each though, that's a Monica situation 😂
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Loved my Crimbo jumper yesterday. Wasn't warm though, only just managed to defrost myself 😂❄️
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I don't even know what I'm dressed as today but I'm here for it 😂 Ps. That's not shit in the bag, it's ham. The only thing that makes Digby behave himself..a bit 🐾
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5 months
Trying to have eye sex with a man when you're dressed like a hobo is not the vibe for a Tuesday morning 😏
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4 months
Cheers to Singles Awareness Day. A day to remind you that you don't need to be in a relationship to live your best life ❤️ #HappyValentinesDay2024
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I've unfollowed people today on here that don't serve a purpose in my social life. I don't want arrogance, twatisms or just generic aresholy behaviour.
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Me walking Diggers last night! Dunno what I'll do when it gets warmer - can't wear my bobble hat 😂😭
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