Just got my card declined at Aldi, checked my bank account and it was £3 short. I’m the space of time (approx 45secs) in took me to transfer twenty quid over from my savings acct to my current acct the bloke behind started having a full blown tantrum over being kept waiting. So

@PetulantWench If I get beeped at lights for not being quick enough even though the light went green 2 seconds ago, I get out and slowly walk round the car with a massive limp looking to see if there's something wrong. Then I limp to the other driver's car and ask what was wrong.

@PetulantWench @fitjiffa1 ..I think I wrote the manual!!

@PetulantWench @fitjiffa1 Twitter is sometimes helpful. I now have two new words added to my lexicon: bespittled - your coined word. And gammon which I’d not heard because I’m American. Thank you. But, X is booty.