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if i every annoy you on here you can always "own" me by reminding me to work on my thesis

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this would be so much fun

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so what you ah proposin, is that this rice, this rice which we have just now been enjoyin, the very rice in this bowl befouh us, was fried by none othuh than a, a common shriuhmp?

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you cant get autistic-level advice without enduring autistic-level humor. it is the price of excellence. it is how you show your dedication to your craft

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Doesn’t matter which subreddit, even for my objectively cool hobbies, the whole site is completely unusable because of this horseshit

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the left wing equivalent of bitcoin is grad school

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@thechosenberg kid should consider himself lucky not to have any broken bones

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man goes to bertrand russell. says he hates his beard but will not shave it. russell says "treatment is simple. great barber pagliacci is in town. he will shave all men (and only those men) who will not shave themselves." man bursts into tears. "but bertrand,"

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weird how hamas is obviously far right but only the far left supports them

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10 months

grindr

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If you were showing Turing a modern smartphone, what would be the best way to showcase how powerful it is compared with the earliest computers? Many games would be very impressive; what else?

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it is ok to shoot people who are shooting at you even if you better aim

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Yemen didn’t kill a single person when they were taking over those ships and rerouting them out of the Red Sea. America killed an entire crew of Yemenis in the water today. Muslims have always done everything possible to avoid unnecessary killing while America tries to kill

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every teenage boy falls in love with one historical empire and never forgets her basically you just have to hope its not the nazis or the soviets

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2 years

marxists: mainstream economics is oversimplified propaganda also marxist: there are exactly two classes, proletariats and Villains

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once in high school a girl asked me to help her solve the inequality i/u < 3 for i. i showed her that it can be expressed as i < 3u after a moment her friend pointed out that it said i <3 u to which i responded "oh, neat" and never thought about it again for years

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My only contribution to the "young men who are not having any sex" discussion is to point out that there is also a large body of women who are not having any sex: elderly widows. This suggests an obvious solution

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with the queen deceased, brexit, and the economy in shambles, the uk has only one option left: statehood the time is ripe for america to finish what she started in 1776

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i find this attitude utterly loathesome

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why are testicles external. i would simply make the optimal temperature for sperm be the same as the optimal temperature for all my other cells

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i have a theory that masculinity is optimized for conflict against outgroups and femininity is optimized for conflict against ingroups

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10 months

shes objectively correct , if this makes you mad you literally have a toddler's understanding of the relationship between you and your physical surroundings

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the texts included the menendez indictment are incredible

Lead Actor from Pixar’s Sodas

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8 months

Menendez has had like 3000 abortive grand juries and he always walked away without getting indicted. I just assumed he was a really smooth operator this whole time. of course this fucking lunkhead was texting Egyptian military officers like “Do u want to bribe me 2day 🤤😎”

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10 months

extraordinary

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two simultaneously true facts - bush jr was a more virtuous, less corrupt, more skillful president than trump, and it's not even close - none of trumps unforced errors even approached the iraq war in the magnitude of their consequence

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its actually 0

The Spectator Index

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Global debt is currently $305 trillion

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if every human suddenly died how long would the following systems be operable (eg by a lone survivor) - electricity grids - satellite phone networks - GPS - wikipedia - twitter what would last longer than id expect? what would collapse more quickly

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men are in a poor dressing union and the menswear guy is a scab

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Do men think women just naturally are better dressed than men? That there are zero rules and girls just wake up one day with a sixth sense for clothes that look good together? Spent zero time learning about fashion? All this to say, everyone needs to calm tf down about the men's

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just as the journeymen of old had to endure their long apprenticeships, so must you endure long threads of reddit humor

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@KvrisvMakise ???

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ive come to the conclusion thst 80% of people who use this meme think "ontologically" means "very"

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vaguely liberal = you probably wouldn't call a gay person a f*gg*t either insultingly or affectionately

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the weirdest guy in my phd program is this guy whos inexplicably totally normal. like hes just this normal guy who happens to be a promising young economist. he talks like a normal person. he sticks out like a sore thumb

early modern boy-actress (they/them)

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Virtually all subject matter experts are weirdos because to become a subject matter expert you either have to lock yourself in a room for years or fling yourself recklessly around the globe, and this holds with startlingly rare exception

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accepting vaguely liberal cishet volunteers

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you can seek insight from the normie, and it may be correct, but the normie can only cast shadows on the cave wall. it is the autist who holds the torch

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gambling and alcohol industries famously rely on Whales are there any wholesome industries that get most of their profits from a small number of consumers. government contractors dont count

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in absolute shambles rn

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2 years

LSD should be legal but regulated by a bunch of guys who do a lot of LSD

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2 years

my wife just said giving instructions to someone with adhd is like programming a computer bc you have to say exactly what you want exactly when you want it absolutely withering

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first day teaching i get to class and my whiteboard looks like this

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2 years

swap yhe doggies

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@InternetHippo do you want service workers to be paid a living wage or not

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1 year

nothing but respect for MY emperor

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point of clubs is to create an intolerable environment in order to make it easier to invite someone home with you. "want to get out of here?" if you were at a cozy board game party the answer would be no!

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idk man i think "we re coming for your children" is probably the single most needlessly provocative thing you can ever say like theres no context in which that accomplishes anything

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in retrospect i think she may have been hitting on me

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bringing it back

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to whom??????

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The world is in debt. A record amount of debt. Three hundred trillion dollars, to be exact.

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technical analysis is a scam of incredible proportions

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What is your favorite pattern to trade?

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i have a theory that until the mid 18th c. war was by and large "fun" but development of automatic weapons and artillery took all the fun out of it men are culturally and biologically predisposed to want to die in a type of war that can no longer exist :/

andi (e/alb)

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the thing about the unironic “men used to go to war” crowd is like. men still go to war. you know men still go to war right. like there are actually a lot of wars you are eligible for right now. have you tried talking to a recruiter recently

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oh no the superconductor catgirl is a tankie

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sorry but some of these words are just absurdly pretentious

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no idea who andrew tate is or why he's famous but ive seen a few of his tweets and they all have the exact same energy

Andrew Tate

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Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.

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i remember it was someone i knew, but not who :/ feel bad for her oh well she dodged a bullet

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@thechosenberg dont date people who dont respect you tbh

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Jek 'Jek Porkins' Porkins

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@AaronWren86 @whstancil Yeah I mean this all sounds like a good reason to stop even engaging with the electoral system and instead burn everything and build anew.

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who calls them ex mormons and not former day saints

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1 year

isnt this precisely the (main) argument for banning libs of tiktok?

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@micsolana They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

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seems like prigozhin plans to leave the emperor alone and just seize the shoigunate?

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sexual submissive fundamentally just want someone else to take responsibility for their lives. its extremely pathetic and they should be punished for it

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STOP BEING DEPRESSED - PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MISERABLE - YEARS OF STAGNATION yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for staying in bed ALL DAY - Wanted to feel like crap anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "INFLUENZA"

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this is the most bizarrely aggressive doormat ive ever seen

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it started out with a :3 how did it end up like :/ it was only a :3 it was only a :3

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the worst argument i have ever seen online was two guys arguing about "the nordic model" not realizing one meant welfare state and one meant not criminalizing sex workers this misunderstanding persisted even after it was pointed out

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crazy how often dictators start wars for the purpose of strengthening the american empire

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70 years ago today, the Korean War sort of ended. The whole purpose of that war - which killed up to 4 million people - was to let the American Empire set a foothold on China’s border. Anti-communism psychosis. It was a brutal war where the US and allies obliterated almost

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woman: i can change him the same woman:

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1 year

occurring to me now that some people genuinely just dont understand how markets function their entire lives

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seems messed up that they stopped at 5

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@queendurag can you give or produce an example of a fabrasy story with substantial worldbuilding which contains none of these things?

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the retirement age should be raised actually there are no good arguments against this

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type of guy who has never heard of a nash equilibrium in her life

Morgan Danielle 🩷💜🩵

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Maybe this is a radical idea, but I simply think that the Catholic Church saying “if a serial killer confessed his murders to one of our priests, that priest is forbidden from reporting those crimes to the law” is evil and bad and wrong actually!

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My prof: Sauron was a servant of Morgoth and Dark Lor- Me: 🙋‍♀️ Um actually Sauron was a Maiar who taught the Elves of Eregion the art of crafting magical rings. When they rejected his gifts he advised the Numenoreans on achieving immortality My prof (decades in academia): idk

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starting to think that the concept of "deserve" has very very few useful applications

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@Chilln01 maybe both is an option

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type of girl who resolved early in life never to betray her principles and so has a child's view of literally everything

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do americans really believe this accurately describes america

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#StarTrek

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due to the horniness gap, heterosexual intercourse is inherently coercive to men. it is directly comparable to age of consent issues

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do i post the spicier version or no

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this is precisely what im going on about no student who did not understand what they were doing at least a little would have produced this answer the teacher thinks the student does not understand the question because the teacher is teaching memorization, not mathematics

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Math Twitter!!! I’m trying to explain to @bielleogy that this is actually like the ultimate mathematician way of thinking. Like this kid is a mathematician in the making. Who agrees?

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struggling to think of a far left org that only right wingers support

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yes obviously. why is this a metaphor people find compelling. it makes less sense than the underlying argument it's trying to support

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Can the master’s house be dismantled by his own tools?

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@formerlyelm no

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>be me >rational square root of 2 >smallest integers p, q exist such that p/q is me >ok >p²/q² = 2 >p² = 2q² >p is even >p=2k for some integer k >4k² = 2q² >2k² = q² >q is even >p is even >they're both even >mfw p and q literally arent even the smallest integers such that p/q = 2

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"the proof follows immediately"

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a deposit of $100k would have been FDIC insured

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When my grandpa died my grandma found like $100k rolled up in his socks (they were both public school teachers so that was a massive amount of money to them both). We thought that was the craziest thing ever. I kinda get it now.

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surely this is a joke

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@jdcmedlock they knew it had a dated term in it but not which one

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@the__Rincewind empires are pretty cool actually

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regarding nitrogen gas execution, i feel like none of these questions should be difficult to answer

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@thechosenberg as a practical matter im not sure how you could make a queer centered anti racist version that isnt also a homophobic racist version

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today i learned that they literally put hops in beer to make it taste more bitter. its bad on purpose to make you sick

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underrated way in which streamers rot children's brains: convincing them that exaggerated fake emotions are a normal way for people to communicate this is a subtweet

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it gives me no pleasure to report this

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@cunha_tristan i view that as especially pathetic gambling

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during parent teacher interviews my first grade teacher refused to believe, despite my parents insistence, that i was capable of reading a book that i was reading in the car in during very interview