@Mike_Hixenbaugh
Um, well, it’s not self-defense if he texted his white supremacist friends beforehand that his literal intention was to murder a BLM protestor.
Gee, what a puzzle.
@DASCOM2022
@naretevduorp
Here is the nonsensical whining of someone whose rights will never be given away. Somehow, class treasurer elections never stripped me of control over my own body. You’re a liar.
@ask_aubry
“But if the sex store is open, me get sex right?! There’s a checklist of everything she’s ever done, and I’m owed everything because she’s a commodity and not a person.”
@_celia_bedelia_
@Hoppinghops
I used to be in 7-9 level of pain every single fucking day of my life except for 4-5 days a month. That's it. PMS lasted 12-14 days. TWO. WEEKS. It was an unmitigated nightmare. Any girlie who wants to wail that I'm oBliGatEd to deal with that? I wish that hell upon her.
50 years ago today, the greatest comedy of all time was released: BLAZING SADDLES! It's a genius work of anti-racism from the brilliant minds of Richard Pryor and Mel Brooks, and I got in trouble for quoting it in grade school. Proudly!
@AngryBlackLady
Yup. These are the same folks who vote to murder women who have ectopic pregnancies. I’m so tired of them shrieking about women’s sports because they care sO MuCh.
@notochordate
@sgrubermiller
I'm 5' tall and have ridiculous short legs. NOBODY should be allowed to play basketball if they're taller than I am! IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIIIIRRRRR.
@writingoutlook
Absolutely not. Creatives, including writers, deserve to get PAID for our art! If my publisher is making money, I should, too.
Art is not charity. And artists are not worth nothing.
@notcapnamerica
We live next to a park. Even through the huge stone wall and fence, I can hear dads shrieking and cursing at their very small children over sports. It’s absolutely horrifying.
@ask_aubry
"which made me feel lonely"
THIS is the real tragedy, folks. A shitstain was MADE to feel feelings by a wonderful human who died tragically no bigs.
@ask_aubry
No, no, see--knowledge of comic books is stored in the testicles, alongside science, maths, and how to take out the garbage after being asked 14 times.
@ask_aubry
“She had headphones in; refused to meet my eye; and wore a tee emblazoned with ‘leave me alone, dudes, don’t bother me, I won’t go out with you, no, really.”
What the hell does that mean?!
@thejb_stan
Even in WWII. I used to make costumes for theatre, and we’d get donations of entire sets of officer clothing and such. They fit me. I’m 5’ tall.
The actors they cast as military dudebros were all huge, and none of the real vintage would fit them. Our great-grandpas were wee.
@Maladroithe
@jbrown3079
I also bet people will add a bunch of walls again. I’m so glad my galley kitchen still exists—I don’t want to look at it from the living room.
@forcd2tweet
@CallMeCDubbs
@Imposter_Edits
Yup. This pathetic thing is too much of a coward to admit he booked incorrectly and/or that he’s too dim to understand what a pull-out couch is. He legit doesn’t understand. Wow.
@ask_aubry
“Heeeey baby. Remember how fat you were last year at the beach? And are now? Look at the athletic physique of that woman. Don’t sabotage me by being a mom-whale!!! I’m a great guy.”
@kis_isaac
@Allieraine_
@TheWapplehouse
I just love it when I'm reminded one more time that because I'm not a mother I deserve to die, go to jail. and everything else the worthless women get.
@DC10071123
@slutriarch
If they’re so “mutually wrong,” why are you only shrieking about Trans women? God, I wish bigots had brains. But that’s part and parcel to the whole bigot thing, huh.
@1_john_2_27
@HazeyDaisey17
If we’re so “predisposed” to it, why do you have to force it so hard? You’re a ridiculous liar making shit up to gain power. It’s pathetic.
@notcapnamerica
I got a woman last night--not only was my ice cream not soup, but she placed eggs on the bottom of one bag and then bread on top of that.
I nearly saw Jesus, I was so happy.
@fozmeadows
Amazing. She’s mad at Trump’s email list for asking her for money after she had a fire.
She’s the Mostest Main Character Who Ever Main Charactered.
@Bongoon1
@ERnurse86
She didn’t care enough about dying to shut her bigot mouth. How are we supposed to care more than she does? What’s more important to her?
@DoomScroling
I just posted about the amazing women of South Korea--they are opting out so damn hard.
Nobody is suggesting men get less evil, thereby solving the pribem. Nope! It's all to women: give in, eat shit, lose everything, and have 10 babies.
NOPE!
@StolenDans
I really do hate these nepo babies. Because they REFUSE to acknowledge that they started on home plate while everyone else is crawling to first base without hands.
@ask_aubry
I guess I'm an old Gen-X, but I literally cannot imagine random men speaking to me this way. The fact that it is so normalized now for men to speak to all women like we're in a giant, worldwide porn IS unnerving.
@menwritewomen
Like 75% of the posts on r/menwritingwomen are from King. His depiction of women & underage girls is disgusting. This opinion is not shocking.
@Esqueer_
Suddenly, young women, a segment of whom asked for it, are dealing with whether or not the guy they're dating is worth dying over vis a vis pregnancy.
And the answer, much of the time, is hell no. Die for some schmuck who shrieks when asked to unload a dishwasher?
@myronjclifton
"Yeah, she probably ran away. Without her phone. Or purse. And she hasn't spent a dime in a month. And she recorded videos saying 'if I die, he did it.' But she probably left the meds she needs to live and not die at home for funsies."
@AngryBlackLady
Everyone knows that Real WomenTM spray blood, bile, feces, urine, and the contents of our ink sacs all over every public toilet. That's how we prove we're cis!
@JessPected
In my books, I only use feminized insults to refer to male characters. Women don't get "hysterical," men do. They also shriek, wail, and are shrill. Probably nobody notices, but it makes me happy.
@_celia_bedelia_
I’m finding abusers love be the term “boundaries” because wrongly they use it as a cudgel, but it sounds like it’s reasonable goodness.
@PissedOffMandaP
@CaelanConrad
Panda, it's amazing that you think bathrooms are impenetrable fortresses that men cannot enter. Tell me, where do they get the magic signs that keep any and all of them out of a restroom if the cartoon outside is wearing a skirt?
Also, you're a bigot clown.
@notcapnamerica
Did she really ask them if they wanted the cops?! She’s nicer than I am. “Hello 9-1-1? Yeah, I’ve got a couple of license plates and a video to send ya. Yeah, they took out my damn porch and didn’t even offer me a beer smdh.”
@_nomadic_soul
Based on what I’ve seen, I also believe that some closeted gay men deliberately go after naive Christian women because they won’t have sex until marriage. After marriage? She’s trapped by her religion. And he gets some kids out of her.
@ambernoelle
Men are taught that the only acceptible emotion is anger. And then they're taught it's not an emotion at all. So they think forever-rage is normal life, and that everyone needs to just eat the shit they dish out.
It takes huge self-reflection to defeat this. Many never try.
I truly think one problem so many bigots share is absolutely no sense of humor or fun whatsoever.
They think being cruel = fun.
They think mockery = humor.
It’s one of the reasons why they’re so quick to hate. Hate is unintelligent and easy.