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Matt Yglesias deleted his tweet, but if you’re wondering why journalists are such downers, they were told to never report tech positively at the NYT
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People might think Matt is overstating this but I literally heard it from NYT reporters at the time. There was a top-down decision that tech could not be covered positively, even when there was a true, newsworthy and positive story. I'd never heard anything like it.
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@s8n I’m this guy
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@dimestorepaglia It’s already indecipherable to me
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@_B___S that’s a dog. Looks like a Czech Wolfdog, which are dogs, not hybrids.
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@WhiteHouse wait, the WH actually knows how to meme? whoa
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@ItsMarcusSalas @LolOverruled It’s not enough to just read a statistic, you have to ask about definitions. Hitler stuff is 🙄 but you cannot assume that a statistic is factual. this is why ‘lies, damn lies, and statistics’ is a thing.
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@toasty_xo impressive mustard gas survival skills
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@nikicaga Cabaret has a threesome involving two guys - one crossdressing - and a girl. It was written in 1966.
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@AetiusRF @thecaptain_nemo Americans: Look at Japanese with their sushi and swords 😍
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@ESYudkowsky AI abuse to push it past the singularity of ordinariness into cosmic unexpected did you just bully the AI into a drug trip, and does this hurt or help you with future shoggoths
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@meteormajeure this is hilarious and idk why you have to explain yourself, just say you need the day off if you have the PTO and the world isn’t ending, who cares
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@clhubes I got expelled from preschool for refusing to nap. Apparently they didn’t believe my parents that it was very easy to occupy me by handing me a book Things that haven’t changed since I was 3
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@sorrelquest he’s not good at writing either
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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk Stay up late enough to see one then
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@thechosenberg Peak Bromance right there. Absolute top shit. 🫡
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@weirdlilguys I want a monster kitty
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@Earth_Updates I dunno devs, this is a little disturbing
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@MattBinder Dutch isn’t real 🤣🤣
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@EM_RESUS ‘sense of doom’ being a real symptom is the most interesting thing I know about med stuff
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@fujomod3r Excuse you, he named the Tesla SUV the Model X, and announced xAI before this So it’s six times He also named his family office Excession. If that counts, seven.
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@Will_the_Rose Knickerbocker, baldurdash, poppycock, nincompoop, whippersnapper, bamboozle, brouhaha, cattywampus, widdershins, paradiddle, lollygag English is hilarious
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@JinxPress IRL Saul Goodman, impressive
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@TiredActor this is glorious. Tragedy in under a minute. Thanks for making it!
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@dieworkwear tbh, I thought it was Stephen Colbert
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@ryxcommar r/atheism, or teenagers
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@LEBassett so an anti abortion rule is going to prevent a woman from ever having another child very pro life
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@ctjlewis Wasn’t the problem in the Great Depression deflation because no one had money
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@culpable_mink *stares in gain of function* That line is pretty fire though 😅
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@WholeMarsBlog So that’s how neo did it
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@womenpostingws okay, proposal via goth parrot is pretty cool
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@ClaireMax Sometimes I suspect some men are just really paranoid they might kiss another man by mistake and get cooties
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Ford partnering with Tesla on the superchargers likely means Tesla’s charging standard is going to win
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@hankgreen not the obvious
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@univrsw3th4rt two of the strongest phenotypes I’ve seen are dadbods and skinny dudes - aka strongmen and rock climbers. bodybuilders are prioritizing looks, not function.
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@BlackRedGuard1 trying >>>>>> not trying, news at eleven
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@elle_moun Did the man just randomly manage to pick an actual doctor from the parking lot? Guy is batting a thousand today. Congrats!
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@polishwah @RightWingCope quick, someone tell mexico
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@MaxwellFrostFL this is a crime against graphic design or a cry for help omg, the text shakes. like a myspace page.
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@RiverTamYDN They were probably stealing/killing the local’s chickens
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@DanFriedman81 this is how you create Mike Pences, who refuse to socialize with women alone, and therefore cripple career prospects
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@IanColdwater 🤣🤣🤣
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@DrewPavlou huh, it’s almost like they maximized green space and efficient, walkable design, which actually helps with climate, instead of trying to endlessly virtue signal to win political points
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@dieworkwear … scuse me, I’ll be right back
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@seleena6166 tap water with a filter
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@solomonmissouri All he’d have to do is pull this out if he screws up, and he’d be instantly forgiven This man has the power.
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@Earth_Updates grab a brush a put a little make up!
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@RightWingCope has anyone told them that the corona of the sun is hotter than the surface
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@jzux I prefer breadeater
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@georainbolt @UnoxSoup That is an incredibly sweet and beautiful list
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@TerribleMaps Terrible? this is a perfect map
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@ceaubin best version of the trolley problem I’ve heard
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@AlecStapp seems easier to move than make 7k complaints
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@cwage that is a shockingly large plane, ser
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@abbygov If men think nursing is ‘unwarrior like’, I invite them to contemplate the survival rate of patients in ICUs. Or the amount of blood ER/ED has to deal with.
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@elonmusk @lexfridman Do it during trading hours, I wanna see the stock market’s reaction
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@dieworkwear maybe they’re tasty or their definition of ‘bite’ is a bit wide.
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@VivekGRamaswamy not really an issue if you remember bi people exist definitely not an issue the government should have an opinion on
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@nealagarwal Absolutely unnecessary. I love it. 🔥 🔥🔥
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Employing the fuck around and find out method is often faster than sitting around and debating whether something will work or which proposal is more performant
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@ChadNotChud poor people buy $6 goodwill clothes, or $20 TJ maxx clothes. rich people buy $900 sweaters. but the $900 is a smaller portion of their income than the $6 is of a poor person’s. Problem is, you can’t get cheaper than $6 clothes.
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@tolstoybb the sidelines have indoor plumbing, I'm good with this
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@Carnage4Life Imagine telling Neo he couldn't copy something digital
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@Haleaziz What the hell is an NP doing denying an ambulance to someone that has a 104 fever.
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@NotTheTimCurry wait, how do you do a garlic bread run cheekily?
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@briebriejoy @aaronjmate I’ve seen the 2014 Maidan thing, and I have trouble believing that many thousands of people protesting, getting killed by sniper fire, was somehow a US psyop people don’t do that unless they truly believe what they’re doing.
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@growing_daniel Kannada over Canada
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@clhubes It’s impossible to sleep if you aren’t tired. I don’t know how you’re supposed to ‘make’ someone nap
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@JimMFelton Have you tried remembering something unimportant for 74 years
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@rollinsthighs that is some cirque du soleil nonsense Cruise is just clowning on every 50 yr old who ever complained about being old
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@_anna_joy_ His first point is surprisingly based. Did not expect Tucker to both understand and defend young people who want socialism Rest of it is not though. Lying to ban tech progress is insane.
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@AJamesMcCarthy Nasa has one that is presumably not fake, and about as pretty
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@SevaUT France also overthrew its monarchy, and murdered most of it’s aristocracy it was also the definition of colonialist 😅
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@punished_cait So… the housing crisis.
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@mattyglesias Didn’t the Euros invade the Entire World because they were so desperate to find a flavor, any flavor.
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@ParikPatelCFA @unusual_whales Same reason why google needs 150,000
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@DrPhiltill We need to just do things more
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@Hey_Steve_Ren @fasc1nate AI blandified him. Current AI is very good at that.
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@powerbottomdad1 any straight line that long on earth would end up in space
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@Earth_Updates how is it rotating slower but days are shorter what did you do to time
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@AlecStapp tech let us find serial killers then it made it nigh impossible to be a serial killer. Yay GPS and cameras and cell phones.
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@Sin_Salt 🤌🤌🤌
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@s8n okay, this variant I like
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@thecaptain_nemo Pretty sure if there were an actual immediate crisis, government would delete whatever red tape they needed to delete they’re already going for it - TSMC is building in Phoenix
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@_Jason_Dean_ @WashProbs Dupont is trolling, I approve
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@tolstoybb All of finance:
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@ChainLinkGod @brian_armstrong Finance weaponizes insane troll logic to manipulate markets. It's not surprising that a regulatory body made of investment bankers would do the same to kill something that threatens investment banks. Congrats crypto, we've made it!
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@OzzyOsbourne @kanyewest first appropriate use of caps lock I’ve seen. 🫡
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@WhatQueerIsThis admittedly hypnotic
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For everyone thinking a rocket explosion during testing is a catastrophic failure for SpaceX - Source: SpaceX
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@sniffalt I would eat on the way to the band room, but yeah
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