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3 years

America got bronze in skateboarding?? We truly are a culture in decline.

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ignore the incel caption, wtf is going on in this video?? why is that twink sitting on his lap? why is he strapped?? what kind of factory is this???

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8 months

if your girl has a job it's over

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the pilot barely hiding his rage toward the dispatcher is so funny

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8 months

Probably one of the strangest 911 calls you’ll ever hear. Home owner calling after the F-35 pilot comes down in a parachute in his backyard. 😲

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Oh my god, the Taliban wasn't lying. Miles really was alive and playing Xbox

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7 months

Four British men freed after Afghanistan detention

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7 months

Each "crumbl" chocolate chip cookie has 720 calories, more than a Big Mac or a Whopper burger.

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7 months

My buddy just opened a Crumbl franchise in Forney, TX 27k population There was a line around the door & there will be for some time Is this a fad? No. Why? Because when a Crumbl opens it puts other shops out of business. It's a better product. Also, some owners net $1m+!

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2 years

Can’t believe they did this to her on Pizza Thursday

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8 months

AMERICAN FOOTBALL EXPLAINER FOR SWIFTIES. This is Paul Johnson's flexbone triple option. It is the most beautiful, classical form of football and it's what makes America great. [1/53]

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7 months

I never made the connection that Mormons like the crumbl cookie stuff because they are explicitly banned from consuming caffeine/nicotine. They're getting high off sugar filled, 720 calorie cookies.

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9 months

One of the first times I’ve seen someone try to cancel a guy for not being racist enough

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9 months

Promoted algorithm boosted "based" red beard hillbilly song guy was faking his accent and says diversity is our strength.

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1 year

Every VC and techie right now

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1 year

The whole story is so funny. Guy asks if he’s still an employee, Elon doesn’t like the tone so tries to publicly humiliate him. Turns out the guy is disabled and famous for being the nicest, most generous guy in Iceland, and is possibly now owed $100mm

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My favorite piece of gossip about the disabled Icelandic guy that Elon decided to humiliate and fire was that as the CEO of an acquired company, he was on the "do not fire" list because his contract gives him a giant payout if he is fired.

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3 years

If you think the United States is on the verge of ‘collapsing’ you are in a bubble and need to like go to a baseball game with a friend and drink a couple beers.

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8 months

Guy moves to Texas from California, discovers: -utilities cost more -the culture is low trust and scammy -no public land for recreation -no school choice -every aspect of society in general less organized and lower quality

I moved my family from California to Austin, Texas, and regretted it. Here are 10 things to...

Brett Alder says Austin is not the "California of Texas" and now sees the Golden State in a new light.

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8 months

Thank you, Microsoft Bing

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8 months

[audible sigh] can you please send an ambulance.

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8 months

@devahaz I mean she clearly has some sort of decision tree she's forced to use but asking an ejected pilot "how far did you fall?" makes it clear there's not a lot of thinking going on there.

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8 months

Saudis might have, pound for pound, the worst military on earth.

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@JoshuaKoontz__

8 months

29/ More close-up photos of the Houthi F-5's camo pattern.

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2 years

still my favorite Macron meme

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Lord Miles being freed from the Taliban and flying straight to Gaza

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7 months

Jury 100% immediately voted to convict, ordered pizza, and then waited until they were finished eating to inform the judge. That’s so cold lmao

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@innercitypress

7 months

Just an interim update, since it's past 7 pm- jury still deliberating, with pizza & presumably more (press had a few pizzas too, very collegial). Speaking of which, art below, courtesy to Inner City Press by (& copyright by) Elizabeth Williams, is today's rebuttal

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9 months

Computer, please generate for me the 2023 edition of the Burning Man arts festival at Black Rock Desert, just as the rain has turned the basin’s fine dust into a morass of alkaline mud. Place me in a camp of high openness, tattooed white women in tribal braids.

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7 months

The UK govt had to unfreeze bank accounts in the tens of millions of GBP and this mf is going straight back lmaoo

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@real_lord_miles

7 months

8 months in Taliban Intelligence “custody”, best adventure I’ve had yet! All the previous tweets are true. Best mates with many top commanders after numerous picnics, lovely lads treated me as a guest! I will be returning to Kabul next month.

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7 months

@jgreco yeah those are calories that could be going to delicious poison like wine

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8 months

wait was this filmed in a gun factory?? lmaoo

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2 years

It’s called the Inflation Reduction Act and then a few days after it passes, inflation is reduced. Good bill

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2 years

Apparently you can rent the Niemeyer-designed headquarters of Parti communiste français as an event venue.

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3 years

I don't care how math works. If a stock is down 2% one day and then goes up 2% the next day it should cancel out and be even.

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2 years

There are entire industries that are unable to survive at 4% interest rates, what the fuck have we been doing

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3 years

The finalists for the 2021 Nobel Prize in Economics

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@tolstoybb

7 months

Why does every organization and celebrity put out statements as if they're a Minister of Foreign Affairs? Why do I give a shit what the Cincinnatti Reds think about current events? Why are you demanding statements from Dua Lipa on foreign policy? What are we doing here.

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7 months

Bottle of wine: 625 calories Crumbl cookie: 720 calories This is why Catholics are healthier than mormons.

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2 years

There's our little crypto trader. Come downstairs, the turkey is ready and grandpa wants to ask what you think about Cardano.

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2 years

The likely next Prime Minister of the UK is basically a Californian. Stanford MBA, has a home in Santa Monica, dresses like this:

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3 years

late_millennials.jpg

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9 months

Say what you will about the 70,000 people stuck at Burning Man but they’re in the arena and you’re on the sidelines.

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7 months

@KevinOConnorNBA we are now in the dribble analysis phase of NBA preseason

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1 year

bro the VCs are literally trying to get FRB to fail so taxpayers bail out their burrito delivery companies, I’m a Maoist now

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8 months

@cave_geode it’s so good

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2 years

Posting rare Gavins. Marin County, 1985.

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1 year

The golden age of posting is over. Go outside

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7 months

@ClwnPrncCharlie He's going to go to Gaza and actually get got now

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8 months

@LudditeHacker Texas is very much culturally distinct from the South.

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7 months

No two McDonalds have ever gone to war with each other.

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@tolstoybb

2 years

@elonmusk @EvaFoxU call Zelensky a pedophile and ship him a submarine he didn’t ask for

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2 years

Idk why people listen to podcasts at like 1.25x speed or whatever when you can read the whole transcript for a 1hr podcast in 10 minutes.

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1 year

Dear President Xi, I am a 30 year old woman living in California. Our economy is collapsing because no one knows how banks work and our state treasurer is on marijuana. Please send Chengdu J-20 multirole stealth fighter.

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2 years

Every method of sex used by devout religious people as a loophole is always 10x more perverse than simply fucking.

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2 years

Excited for the Fiat vs Bitcoin soccer match today.

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7 months

The Andrew Tate Modern

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For an art lover like myself this place looks like a slice of heaven

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I’ve been passively absorbing info about the Yemeni civil war for like 8 years now and it went from a bunch of rebels fighting street to street, to Houthi rockets hitting oil depots in SA, to Houthis have an a fighter jet now.

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2 years

Tiktok is good actually

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Whoever came up with "natural gas" was a marketing genius. Maybe we should call crude oil "organic oil"

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6 months

In my first act as President, I will fire a nuclear weapon at the moon so we can all watch what would happen. This will be our moment of national unity. This will end wokeness.

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7 months

You do not stand with Israel or Palestine. You are an American, you stand at the counter and order a cheeseburger with fries.

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2 years

Pedophiles are now identifying each other with this emoji: 🧵 If you see the 🧵 emoji do. not. engage.

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2 years

So you're telling me I stake my dollars for a year and get 4.5%? And there's no risk of getting rugged?

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2 years

We're all gonna make it. ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

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1 year

I should start a regional bank

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3 years

Environmentalists will be like, “yeah this is preferable to nuclear energy actually”

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The Gulf of Mexico is literally on fire because a pipeline ruptured

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3 years

Can guys really rotate shapes in their head or are they just making that up

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2 years

End of US Civil War -> First nuclear reactor: 77yrs First nuclear reactor -> Present day: 80yrs

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1 year

College basketball is all about watching future wealth management advisors shoot 20% against future insurance salesmen.

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10 months

Incredible article from 2014. Merkel crying and throwing a fit over Obama’s attempt to save Europe.

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no fucking way

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Most nerds aren't very smart. If they were smart, they'd be cool.

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Literally every single Brooklyn socialist thought the Gamestop thing a people’s revolution. I remember it all so clear.

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2 years

lmaoooo

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dude these are the HOUTHIS lmaoo what are the Saudis even doin

Joshua Koontz

@JoshuaKoontz__

8 months

7/ Houthi fighters drove several Houthi "Hani" vehicles (repainted Al-Shibl 2 IFVs w/ improvised armor & DHsK HMGs) at the event.

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David Brooks got drunk and tried to make a joke and everyone shit on him for it. They made him apologize on PBS. Must be torture to be that misunderstood.

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2 years

I feel like kicking the Russian team out of FIFA is insane. Not even the Soviets were made into such an international pariah after the Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia.

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The European mind could never comprehend the quadbox.

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2 years

*bong rip* We are witnessing the birth of Bretton Woods III

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Goddamnit, I think the most annoying people in the world might actually be right about AI

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It’s incredible how effective rate hikes have been. Unemployment at 3.6% and all the unprofitable dogshit frothcos have been, or are in the process of being annihilated. People in Topeka are probably making $90,000/yr and feel richer than they’ve ever felt in their lives.

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3 years

You paid for you own MBA?

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I paid $120,000 for a MBA only to watch meme stonks outperform the market.

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That's literally a ponzi scheme.

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CoinFlex plans to raise funds by issuing a new token that will offer a 20% annual return, in an effort to resume withdrawals after a client failed to repay a $47 million debt: Bloomberg...

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@TikTokInvestors did you eat the whole thing? It says serving size is 1/4 cookie...

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2 years

I’m not worried about Nuclear war because if Russia detonates a small-yield nuke, the US will finally reveal its orbital satellite weapons and we can finally begin a millenium of Pax Americana.

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3 years

Probably one of the better Olympic events. It's throwing a spear. That's it. v lindy.

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Neeraj Chopra won India's first-ever track & field gold medal, and he knew it the second he released the javelin.

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Funniest outcome would be if he simply liked having nuke secrets at his house because he thought it was kind of cool.

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Remembering when I talked to some self driving car researchers at Berkeley like seven years ago and they were talking about like installing some sensor bullshit along streets or whatever to assist the cars and I was like, “so it’s like a train?” and they told me to fuck off

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Saudis would rather build a 100 mile long carbon-free mega city than let women drive

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8 months

they’re cooked

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Flexport has grade A office space to sublease in San Francisco (former Dropbox HQ, the place has good juju!!), Playa Vista LA (next to google), NYC (across from Eataly), Dallas (Old Parkland) and all around the world. Hit me up if you're startup is looking for awesome space in

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2 years

Look at the smol tsunami that traveled up the San Lorenzo river in Santa Cruz, CA. Came from 5300 miles across the Pacific.

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1 year

just move to a college town, it’s really that easy.

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This could be America.

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This one is just sad. They don't even have the capacity to mill their own wood, selling the biomass of their country without any added value along the way.

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putting a "fentanyl free" sign next to the candy bowl so the parents know I'm not putting fentanyl in the candy.

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2 years

Idk how to explain it, but so many guys in cities have neoliberal voice. You can even like split that into sub-accents like non-profit voice.

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This is how it feels to watch Redzone. I get it now. He’s a fan of the league as a product. It totally makes sense.

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oh my god please be real please be real

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reddit-ass question

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🌉 This is an Amazon Interview Question: A cable of 80 meters (m) is hanging from the top of two poles that are both 50 m tall. The cable hangs 10 m off the ground at its lowest point. What is the distance between the two poles?

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2 years

Not to get too sch*zo for my normie followers but,

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sexiest professions for man: 1) house husband 2) drop shipper 3) crypto MEV 4) tiktok femboy 5) laundromat influencer 6) guy who extracts gold from discarded integrated circuits

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Watching a guy on twitch gamble with his last $500 with a 75x short on BTC perp futures after he apparently had lost his entire $80,000 hodl bag in the crash.

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Watching tv in a hotel hits different.

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