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My name’s Kyle, you fu*ks

@KyleShire

4 years

You win D&D when you stop trying to win D&D.

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@KyleShire

1 year

“Anakin Skywalker was weak. I destroyed him.” “…Then I will avenge his death.” “Revenge is not the Jedi way.” “I am no Jedi.”

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1 year

What is the best animated Star Wars moment ever?

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4 years

DMs: use this thread to vent about ridiculous things your players have forced you to Google

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My Mom’s first D&D character is a halfling Inquisitor Rogue, in the style of Jessica Fletcher from Murder She Wrote 🔪 🔪🔪

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January 1st, 2020 VS March 25th, 2020

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@StephenSeanFord I mean...didn't Batman design countermeasures against every member of the Justice League incase he ever had to take them out? Doesn't seem like a trust thing, more like an awareness that anything is possible when "enhanced" individuals are involved.

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3 years

“Long ago, the Four Nations lived together in harmony.”

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3 years

I love my job. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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Tell me I’m Pretty.

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3 years

The system works #CriticalRole

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Raise your hand if a primeval part of your brain yearns to be carried by Yasha

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They’re taking the Hobbits to college! #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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Episode 78- C3 A picture of Marisha using a laptop, dressed as Legolas on Halloween, with the words "Enroll Today! Rivendell Online University" #CriticalRole #SamRiegel #CriticalRoleCampaign3 #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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My sexual *orientation* is gay AF. My sexual *preference* is never having to explain this shit another hetero ever again.

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@KyleShire

1 year

Last night I realized I have officially produced 100+ episodes of Critical Role 🙃 it’s been an incredible 3+ years working here and I still can’t believe I get to do this for a living. Here’s to producing 100 more! 🥳

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Super proud of this moment 😁 #CriticalRole

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Veth, The Brave #CriticalRole

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N:AtLA can try to be hard and edgy all it wants, it will NEVER go as hard as Kya, a free spirited and sweet HEALER, attempting to END Zaheer on SIGHT.

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@KyleShire

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A rainbow skirt in Target won’t turn your kid gay, but seeing Willow Rosenberg electrocute a hell goddess to avenge her injured girlfriend will.

🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

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A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor will

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DND Nerds: who is Vecna? [wrong answers only]

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Overall I think the Apocalypse went pretty well! 🙂 @Luiscarazo @samriegel @WillingBlam @Marisha_Ray @quiddie Lou Wilson and @BrennanLM told a singularly beautiful story and I couldn’t be more proud. “The Ring of Brass will endure.”

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Episode 64 has EVERYTHING #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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3 years

Right now I'm playing a Rogue that's the party's only healer. Cunning Action + Dash + the Healer feat = no one dies on Dr. Botch's watch!

Mark aka Sherlock Hulmes

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Clerics do not have to be healing dispensers Fighters do not have to sword & board plate wearers Bards do not have to be sexual deviants Paladins do not have to be religious fanatics Barbarians do not have to be low int idiots Rogues do not have to be stealthy edge lords #DnD

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@samriegel @CriticalRole @DemeoGame @executivegoth @WillingBlam @erikaishii ENDLESS POTENTIAL

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Laser werewolf ✅ Disco dinosaur ✅ Garbage robot ✅ Art school demon ✅ 90s Mermaid ✅ This picture as an oil painting hanging above my fireplace❓ #4SidedDive #CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRole

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For the record: Sam had a mirror. It was literally on the floor right next to his chair. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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“Whatever you do to that spirit I will unleash on you TENFOLD! Now let it go, NOW!”

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Scientists in Taiwan added jellyfish genes to carp fish DNA resulting in glowing fish

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I don't know about y'all but these are MY favorite Campaign 3 characters. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #WHOISTHECIGARETTEMAGICIAN

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TFW you feel self conscious for endlessly ranting about NAtLA on social media but then you wake up to see your boss on IG busting out the white board to break this shit down 👏🏻👸👏🏻👸👏🏻🤣

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@KyleShire

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I'm still recovering from "I actually did bite a kid once."

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Time is wibbly wobbly but we made it!

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1 year

Genuinely don’t understand why this is getting so much hate. Algae can consume more C02 than trees by an incredible margin. We should be lining the sound barriers of highways with this stuff.

Yup That Exists

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Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.

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"You know, they say that the word goodbye is the hardest word to say, but it's not. It's Worcestershire." 💔

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Smiley day to ya!

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Billy Porter as the Fairy Godmother in Kay Cannon's Cinderella is my anti-depressant for the day.

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1 thing new D&D players should keep in mind: Commoners in D&D have 4HP & all their stats are 10. So if your character has a STR mod of +4, you could literally 1 punch kill most people. You don't need to min/Max for your character to be "remarkable" in game (but it's fun tho🙃)

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@KyleShire

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If you’re going to the march today, please be safe. - Wear a mask, like for real, none of this “I’m just gonna let my nose breath for a moment” bullshit. - Wash your hands. - Get tested and self quarantine until you get the results.

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@KyleShire

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I literally can't fathom the amount of cognitive dissonance required to be aligned with White Supremacists and still call yourself a Star Wars fan. Like...were these motherfuckers rooting for the Empire? What movies were they watching?! The metaphor couldn't be more ham fisted.

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@KyleShire

1 year

Welcome to the world, 👸by 🕛

Darrington Press

@DarringtonPress

1 year

Our very first State of the Press is here! 📜 🪶 Join @matthewmercer and @MicaBurton for all the latest from Darrington Press, including Queen By Midnight, not one but TWO new RPG systems, project updates, and much more! Watch Now ➡️

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I'm buying a bow tie and ogre teeth. I haven't cosplayed in 15 years but goddamn it, this is happening. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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Sam's cat character is very surreal for me because he somehow, unknowingly, embodied both my actual cat AND every guy I dated in college. #CriticalRoleSpoliers #CriticalRole

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@KyleShire

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So proud of the CR Team tonight. Thank you for all the hard work y’all poured into this. Working on #TheNautilusArk was a delight from top to bottom. I’m so grateful that I got to do this. & thank you @TheVulcanSalute for the kind shout out, you made my Mom’s millennium ❤️

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1 year

Off to go watch my boss beat someone up! 🔥👑🔥 POP POP @Marisha_Ray !

Laura Bailey

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Can’t wait to see this gorgeous beast fight tonight!!! So proud of you @Marisha_Ray POP POP #CreatorClash2

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4 years

Henry Cavil's computer assembly burlesque number has broken my Internet, can he fix it?

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4 years

Woof woof.

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@quiddie @BrennanLM She probably built it, yer goddamn right she'd keep it.

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Four years ago I took this selfie before I went to interview for a nerdy ass job.

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@KyleShire

8 months

Y’all are not prepared for the bisexual lighting schemes we conjured up for this Let’s Play.

Darrington Press

@DarringtonPress

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Tonight's Let's Play of #QueenByMidnight airs at 7pm PDT on @CriticalRole 's Twitch and YouTube! 👑 Prepare for the showdown by reading letters from Boss No and Rosaline, as well as insights into the characters from game designer @KyleShire ! 📜 Read more:

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First time GMing and Ashley MASTERED the art of telling a player “you can certainly try” with a chilling delivery.

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"I'm making my first dungeon from the ground up and it's a LOT harder than it looks" he typed, knowing TTRPG Twitter and Gay Twitter would draw two very different conclusions from that sentence.

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@KyleShire

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We're in the midst of a terrible paper shortage. Could we PLEASE take this opportunity, as a society, to just END junk mail entirely? I'm so tired of opening up my mailbox and finding 10% important mail and 90% future garbage.

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@KyleShire

4 years

I had a really great day at work 🙂 #HackThePlanet

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"Hack to you, Matt!"

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@KyleShire

8 months

Yeah sure, you can raise the stakes of your D&D session by unveiling a beholder or a displacer beast, maybe even a well positioned cloudkill spell, but have you ever tried giving one of your player characters a kidney stone? 🙃

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The worst part about learning how to cook is first learning how to navigate cooking websites. No one wants to read your 5k word essay on the gap year you spent in Greece, Helen! Just tell me how to do this salmon recipe so I don't feel like a bad boyfriend on Valentine's Day!

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2 years

Who are we fighting? Wrong answers only.

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2 years

The real mystery of C3: WHO FROM WERTHERS SENT THE WERTHERS AND WHY WERE THE WERTHERS SENT?! #4sideddive #CriticalRole

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1 year

Excuse me, what?! 🥹😭

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@DarringtonPress

1 year

Queen by Midnight is crowned "Best Production Value" in @grantlyon1 's roundup of upcoming games! We had a wonderful time showcasing early copies of the game to retailers and media at GAMA Expo last month, and can't wait for you to get a look!

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We have A LOT of people in the Queer community that are immunocompromised (ya know, because of that OTHER pandemic that most of America ignored 30 years ago), and we can’t afford to lose a single one. Not again. Black Lives Matter. Black Trans Lives Matter. I love you all.

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@KyleShire

1 year

Worked real hard on this fun lil one shot and I hope you folks enjoy the heck out of it. Big big props to Nintendo America for all the work they put into the system for this game for us. It was a joy to see unfold.

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@CriticalRole

1 year

Hyrule awaits! 🗡️🛡️ Follow our group of adventurers as they trek to the nearby Zonai ruins... Our The Legend of Zelda: #TearsOfTheKingdom one-shot begins right now!

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3 years

Unapologetic D&D Hot Take: Necromancy Wizards should be able to learn Speak w/ Dead.

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@KyleShire

3 months

No, its actually just for Netflix's bottom line. There's no reason for this goddamn thing to exist other than $$$. Go watch the cartoon like an adult capable of appreciating multiple mediums of art.

HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty

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The new ATLA is for the people not the critics

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NGL, I’m proud of this one 🤣

Sam Riegel's Gas Can

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Episode 91 - C3 The cat mask from the ad read, with partially blanked out text in the style of a reply bot: *I*N* B*I*O* #CriticalRole #SamRiegel #CriticalRoleCampaign3 #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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@KyleShire

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I laughed. Then I cried. Then the office printer laughed at me crying. It's still laughing. Always.

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@KyleShire

3 years

Wanna get into Critical Role but feel intimidated by all the Lore? Don't worry, friend! We got you covered. Working on this was a goddamn delight and I'm so excited it's finally HERE. Enjoy :D

Critical Role

@CriticalRole

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Take a deep lore dive into the history of how Exandria came to be, from the Founding, to the Calamity, to the Age of Arcanum, and beyond -- narrated by Exandria's architect and our very own Game @matthewmercer . WATCH:

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Oop.

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1 year

Greed can be expensive 🙃

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1 year

The entertainment industry loses $10 billion in one day following the WGA strike.

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@KyleShire

9 months

The clock starts now, Princesses. Whether you fight with your mind, magic, or might, destiny tolls for only one of you. Begin.

Darrington Press

@DarringtonPress

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The clock has struck: #QueenByMidnight is here! 👸🕛 Let Boss No ( @LauraBaileyVO ) be your guide to the royal rumble! 🏬 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 🇦🇺 🇪🇺

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Me: How does Babs fight? Is she more of a long range combatant? Or is she more up close? My Mom: Oh she's up close. Cause if she's fighting you, you fucked up, and she's gonna make sure she ends you. ^ My Mom's a badass.

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No big deal, just my first time seeing multiple copies of #QueenByMidnight , wrapped in plastic, on a shelf 🥹😭 Is it GenCon yet?! 👸✨🕛

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Pour one out for my scorched nether regions. If you're feeling generous, please send 2 big dads to my doorstep. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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3 years

NEW HEADSETS?! Confirmed?! OH MAN I AM SO HYPED #StateOfTheRole #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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@KyleShire

1 year

“Senate Bill 12, by state Sen. Bryan Hughes, R-Mineola, prohibits “sexually oriented performances” on the premises of a commercial enterprise in the presence of a person under the age of 18.” Guessing the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders will somehow be magically exempt from this 🤡

Cynthia Lee Fontaine 🍑

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Well Texas … really devastated about this bill . Very disappointed. But we will continue fighting ! This is not over! We are not criminals !

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Oops! I accidentally went to the gym consistently for 6 months and took a progress pic and posted it on social media OMFG how embarrassing 😳

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4 months

Just sayin, Sokka’s sexism towards Katara didn’t only set him up for an incredibly satisfying character arc. It also served as a foundation for Katara’s S1 arc, which culminates in one of the best sequences of the series: Katara vs. Master Pakku.

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It was a hotdog! I literally have the receipt 😭🫣 #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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3 years

It's astounding how a date in magic tower with dog ninjas made of glitter was somehow more normal and grounded than 99% of the queer love stories I've seen in popular media. @Marisha_Ray and @TheVulcanSalute , thank you for manifesting this. #CriticalRole

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4 months

How do I politely tell this hetero boomer couple at the gym to stop flirting with me? I SEE THE UPSIDEDOWN PINEAPPLE ON YOUR WATER BOTTLES, PHIL & CAROL! I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

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@KyleShire

7 months

Exhausted. And proud. 🥴💖🥴

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@KyleShire

2 years

To Percy: "I hear you're the life of the party but only at family reunions." - @GreyDeLisle 💀☠️💀 FATALITY. FLAWLESS VICTORY. STUN. #youwereneverevenaplayer

Grey DeLisle

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Putting the “ASS” in ACID tonight at the #VoxMachina #watchparty with my OG #Critters !!!!! @matthewmercer @WillingBlam @samriegel @executivegoth & @MicaBurton

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My latest Daggerheart character is a Ridgeborne dwarf that’s an elemental sorcerer, with a +2 Experience to Metalurgy because I wanted to see if I could make a Metalbender in DH. And I could 😁 #Daggerheart #CriticalRole

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@KyleShire

11 months

Our very first six sided dive!

Critical Role

@CriticalRole

11 months

🔥 WEEKLY SCHEUDLE! 🍻 Team Issylra is back together for an all new 4-Sided Dive this Tuesday covering events up to the shocking revelations of Episode 64, plus @midstpodcast this Wednesday and further adventures in Exandria this Thursday!

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@KyleShire

4 years

🌬 Deep breaths 🌬

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@KyleShire

7 months

Folks watching tonight…you’re in for such a treat. It may be my favorite one shot. Honestly. It’s everything. Show some love to our incredible Post Pro team 💖 @TalIsTweeting @taylorburke2319 @JewOnYourFloor and our vendors for making this global magic happen. #Criticalrole

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I don't know if y'all do this while building a D&D Dungeon, but one thing I'm REALLY enjoying is specifically picking loot that adds to the story, even in the tiniest of ways, of what's gone on in the space. It's a very satisfying narrative puzzle.

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@KyleShire

3 years

CONFIRMED! Professor Thaddeus was just a dick. #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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@KyleShire

3 years

Sam’s wig is a crime.

Critical Role

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3 years

Who wore it better?

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11 months

Did somebody say Hot Orc Summer?!

Cantrip Candles

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It’s the first day of summer, meaning you have no more excuses! Hot Orc Summer has officially begun!!!

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3 years

What's your best advice for DMing a one-shot?

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2 years

Donna Noble. That's it. That's the tweet.

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@sydneyjanexo You can’t tell me these were not WOMEN

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@KyleShire

2 years

On this day last year, @TheVulcanSalute took us for a ride on #TheNautilusArk 🚀👽🖖 Couldn’t have had more fun working on this one shot. Still feels like it was yesterday but time is a weird soup. Thank you for the beautiful journey, Space Mom! ❤️

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@KyleShire

6 months

Completely flabbergasted, thrilled, and honored to see Queen By Midnight as a finalist for Best Board Game and Best Art for @joindicebreaker ’s 2023 Tabletop Awards 🥹🤯🤩 Gonna go scream into a pillow and then carry on like everything’s normal!

Dicebreaker

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6 months

Announcing our finalists for the Tabletop Awards 2023 - this year’s standout board games, RPGs and creators! 🥁 Winners will be revealed on Dec 2nd at 5pm ET in the Main Theater of #PAXUnplugged ! 🏆 (There's still time to vote for People's Choice, too!)

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@KyleShire

2 years

@neilhimself The amount of people labeling the Live Action Desire as “the Queer Desire” is making me dizzy. Like…what comic were THEY reading?! Was there some secret edition distributed where Desire WASNT queer AF?!

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@KyleShire

10 months

Having a hard time articulating how wonderful this weekend has been and how grateful I am for my friends (old & new), my brilliant co-workers, and all the love that’s been given to Queen By Midnight. This has been truly unreal for me. I hope I get to see y’all next year ❤️🥴

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@KyleShire

1 month

On track for my goal of breaking Batman’s back by Pride ✌🏻❤️

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@KyleShire

3 years

My Mom figured out how to get Twitch to work on her TV so she could watch #TheNautilusArk tonight 😭😭😭

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@KyleShire

3 years

Happy Anniversary Mighty Nein! Go be your best selves today 🙃 @CriticalRole @Marisha_Ray @executivegoth @WillingBlam @VoiceOfOBrien @samriegel @TheVulcanSalute @matthewmercer @LauraBaileyVO #MightyMemories

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@KyleShire

3 years

Oh y'all thought he was kidding?

Critical Role

@CriticalRole

3 years

TONIGHT! Join the incredible @LauraBaileyVO and fitness legend @samriegel as they sit down with @BrianWFoster and @ItsDaniCarr to discuss the Mighty Nein’s most recent adventures through Campaign 2, Episode 137. 7pm Pacific on !

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@KyleShire

3 years

Do yourself a favor and imagine Galadriel working at a mattress store. "In place of a Full size, you will have a QUEEN!'"

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@KyleShire

10 months

We sold out of advanced copies in 49 minutes. More will be avail tomorrow, but holy crap! FORTY NINE MINUTES.

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@KyleShire

7 months

Crew pints before din-din!

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@KyleShire

4 years

Say your sexuality using an image already on your phone. (Depending on the time of day, my mood, and the alignment of the planets, it could be any one of these)

CB!

@CriticalBard

4 years

Say your sexuality using an image already on your phone. 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

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