I usually can’t cum without direct clitoral stimulation but yesterday on my flight home a redneck wearing an NRA gun rights t-shirt and watching Fox News got his knee badly injured when the beverage cart slammed into it.
In 2013 I got pregnant with triplets but we had no idea that one was growing in my Fallopian tube. One night it burst open and I lost over 1/2 of the blood in my body and was very close to death. I needed emergency surgery and a d&c. If not for
#RoeVWade
I’d be dead.
I asked my friend (who posted pics of her infected bikini wax on Facebook last summer) if she was vaccinated and she told me that was a “deeply personal question”.
A bunch of friends who work in production have always told me what a nightmare
@katyperry
was behind the scenes and now that she took a selfie voting for an anti-choice candidate who wants to round-up the unhoused…I feel very comfy telling you guys that she is 100% TRASH.
If a voice actor you loved has passed on and you really miss them…WE GET IT! We miss them, too! But it’s rude to tag the actor who took over the role when you lament their absence. What do we do with that information? We can’t bring them back. We’re just doing our best! 💔
Announcing our paper on Generative TV & Showrunner Agents!
Create episodes of TV shows with a prompt - SHOW-1 will write, animate, direct, voice, edit for you.
We used South Park FOR RESEARCH ONLY - we won't be releasing ability to make your own South Park episodes -not our IP!
This is my 3 Year-Old. She didn’t want to wear a mask on our walk but I told her that it might keep other people from getting sick so she immediately put it on. Please be more mature than a 3 Year-Old.
#WearAMask
Stealing someone’s art for your own recognition and profit is wrong. Period. It’s unbelievable to me that folks are mad at ME for being angry that my voice was stolen without my consent. Wow.
The Republicans thought they bought a cute little monkey that would make them lots of cash at the circus but now it’s pooping all over their carpet, getting them evicted and about to rip their dicks off.
Our hearts are with Israeli and Palestinian children and families affected by the crisis in the region. All children deserve a safe childhood free from violence and terror.
Fans Who Recognize Me Out In Public: You are NEVER bothering me! I’m not a celebrity so I’m always surprised and thrilled that you guys know who I am. Also…you kinda pay my rent so…
I got married at 19 and things ended when we were playing Scrabble. He asked me if I was cheating and I immediately broke down crying and tearfully confessed everything...because I didn’t realize he was talking about the game.
I call my 2 youngest kids my “miracle babies” because their dad showed up to our first date wearing acid washed jeans and flip flops but I still fucked him.
Please don’t slam Southern states for staying red. Those places are CRIMINALLY GERRYMANDERED AND SUPPRESSED but full of a LOT of good people! That’s like giving a runner wearing shackles shit for not winning a marathon! COME ON!
Last week a guy yelled out, “Have my babies!” and I yelled back, “I’m 48!” and he yelled back, “So what??!!” and my point is men should not be in charge of reproductive decisions.
People keep asking what I think of
#SCOOB
and honestly I probably won’t ever be able to watch it. I’m certainly not saying that YOU shouldn’t but to listen to someone else doing the voice I’ve done for over 20 years is just too painful for me. Jeepers...I’m sorry! 💜
#Daphne
Elizabeth Yu plays Azula, the daughter of Fire Lord Ozai and sister to Zuko. She’s a fire-bending prodigy and relentless perfectionist who will stop at nothing to secure her position as the heir to the throne.
(Adding BBQ sauce to my pulled pork sandwich at the Austin airport)
Man: We don’t add BBQ sauce to our meat here in Texas.
Me: Well I guess Texas can kiss my ass then, huh?
Man: ………. I’m gonna let you off the hook just this once because that was a VERY Texas response.
The last thing I’ll say about this Katy Perry thing: It boggles my mind that her fans are digging up false allegations about me being transphobic from over a decade ago…while DEFENDING her voting for a hugely anti-LGBTQIA+ candidate who hates poor folks. Like…..pick a lane!!!
When Trump says he's going to end the Payroll Tax permanently, do you realize that means he's going to END SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE? Have you paid into it all your life? Expecting to receive that money when you retire? TRUMP LITERALLY JUST SAID HE IS GOING TO END IT.
Why can’t people with differing opinions just get along? For instance…some people hate cilantro and others love to force a 12 year-old to give birth to a rape fetus.
I was wondering what kind of a con would still be inviting him as a guest and then I realized it was the kind of con that would be still be happening during a pandemic.
Tex got the crappiest, 40 dollar, used ZTE phone for his 12th birthday and you’d think it was a Maserati. Such a gracious boy! (Also...Did I just let him leave the house in a beer sweatshirt???)
#happybirthdaytex
#lincolnloud
#TheLoudHouse
My mom is visiting and she is completely brainwashed by Trump.
She just told me what a “great job” he’s doing as I finished my kids’ math lesson, disinfected my groceries, put on a mask went to work.....in my garage.
Needless to say….I’m requesting my money back and NOT using the new
#Daphne
image. Thanks everyone for looking out for me!!!! I promise the hugs at
@EdmontonExpo
this weekend will be 100% HUMAN!!!!! 🥺
People who think Covid is a “Hoax”: How did we get the entire world to go along with it??? Have you ever tried to get everyone on Zoom to mute their mics at the same time?