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2 years

he’s a 10 but he believes in the legitimacy of the supreme court

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1 year

the bar exam be like: oh you wanna be a lawyer? name all the laws

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10 months

me pulling up to the bar exam with a clear plastic bag that has only my ID and some #2 pencils

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7 months

I have just become aware of the legal shark emojis on microsoft teams and can’t stop laughing

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3 months

do you guys ever think about how law school taught you nothing

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2 years

same

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7 months

I PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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10 months

4 days til the bar!

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2 years

unpopular opinion (maybe?): law school should be 2 years instead of 3 💁🏼‍♀️

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2 years

what working in criminal defense is like

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9 months

happy bar exam eve 😭

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10 months

how it feels to be a queer person with loans studying con law for the bar

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2 years

our school’s chapter of fed soc is hosting a speaker from a hate group that wants to strip LGBTQ+ people of our rights and we were asked “not to protest”…….lmao

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9 months

ok last bar exam tweet (for now): abolish !!! like literally what was that?? how does it test our “competency” ???

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8 months

my mom: can you explain to me what a billable hour is? I’ve been reading about it on reddit and I’m getting scared for you

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11 months

in addition to showing us model essay answers, bar prep should have to show us mid answers that still pass

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9 months

literally how does anyone pass this exam

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10 months

general partners dissociating from a partnership:

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7 months

she studied the UCCJEA just for this moment

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7 months

Taylor Swift arriving to represent Sophie Turner in family court (NYC, 2023, colorized)

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11 months

this is genuinely how it feels to study for the bar

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5 months

how it feels to email the partner when you can’t find case law on point

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8 months

an unexpectedly large part of being an associate is angrily trying to format a document properly in word

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10 months

i start secured transactions tomorrow. what even is a secured transaction?

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1 year

I GOT A JOB OFFER!!!!

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6 months

the timer stays ON during mental breakdown

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2 years

someone force me to do my law review assignment that’s due tomorrow pls

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9 months

moving is turning me into a minimalist because I never want to own this much stuff again in my life

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1 year

i’m so tired of law school

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1 year

0L vs. 3L

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9 months

APPROVED 🍾💖🎉

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9 months

now that the bar is over it’s on to the next impossible task: finding an apartment in nyc

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@gaybeascorpus

10 months

bar prep acronym to remember the types of leases: “I SPAT at the landlord:” S: (at) Sufferance P: Periodic Tenancy A: At-Will T: Term of Years

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9 months

family law exam hypos are like: Wife has a six-figure salary and performs all of the household chores/child care. Husband has no job and lives in the house Wife pays for. Should Wife be required to pay alimony?

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1 year

IM DONE WITH LAW SCHOOL!!!!!!

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1 year

just finished my last exam of law school ever! 🍾🎊

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9 months

I had to leave 1 MEE blank and didn’t finish the second MPT so if I see y’all in february MYOB

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9 months

literally how does anyone pass this exam

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5 months

they do, actually, they’re called prosecutors

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9 months

now that the bar is over it’s on to the next impossible task: finding an apartment in nyc

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6 months

I talked to the cops

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@LawTrades

6 months

Terrify your lawyer in 5 words.

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10 months

with the bar being less than a week away: thank you so much to everyone on law twitter who has given us examinees support, encouragement, and advice these last few months. I appreciate you from the bottom of my heart 💖

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2 years

not a day goes by where i don’t accidentally screenshot my lock screen several times

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9 months

well I think I will likely be back in feb but at least it’s over for now!

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2 years

went to trader joe’s because it’s cheaper than going to therapy

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1 year

I genuinely have no idea how i’m gonna pass the bar i’m so overwhelmed

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7 months

it should be illegal for bar prep companies to email you advertising materials when you still don’t know your results

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10 months

if I try hard enough, perhaps I can make the transaction feel insecure

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7 months

Did the Virginia Board of Bar Examiners write this tweet?

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@JoeyMannarinoUS

7 months

This is how John Fetterman showed up to preside over the Senate yesterday. Imagine a doctor showing up to care for their patients like this. Imagine a lawyer showing up to defend you in court like this. Imagine a pilot flying a plane like this. Imagine anyone else doing this.…

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6 months

so you agree? it’s THEIR country?

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6 months

name the first president of Palestine and I’ll leave their country 🇵🇸

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1 year

currently listening to a group of 6 men in the law school having discourse about the green M&M

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9 months

this is one of the worst experiences i’ve ever had in my life lol

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7 months

and if you did not pass: that is ok and you still belong in this field. it is a difficult and (in my opinion) intentionally gatekeepy test. be kind to yourself, rest, and prepare to kick ass the next time!

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7 months

I PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year

does 3L burnout ever wear off? or am I gonna feel like this when I start working too 🫠

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10 months

i don’t even feel like a person anymore i feel like a zombie who regurgitates rule statements

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1 year

you mean to tell me…..RAP only applies to 3 types of future interests and my prof just….never told us that

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10 months

I didn’t think it was possible to hate a topic this much wow

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10 months

i start secured transactions tomorrow. what even is a secured transaction?

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2 years

why is it that if I get a UTI I can just drink cranberry juice, but if my cat gets a UTI it’s a $500 vet bill

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7 months

I am a: prospective ny bar applicant seeking: my results PLSSS

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2 years

should i drop out of law school

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1 year

feeling very hostile, open, and notorious today

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10 months

this isn’t a standing issue. she suffered a cognizable injury. it’s a mootness issue (but is capable of repetition yet evading review).

Ed Whelan

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10 months

All the new standing experts on Twitter, and folks falsely claiming 303 Creative is "phony case," are going to go ballistic when they learn that Jane Roe gave birth more than 2-1/2 years before Roe v. Wade was decided.

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1 year

person sitting next to me at starbucks while i was bar prepping said to her friend “i think i want to order some LSAT books” DONT DO IT

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1 year

my friend: how long is the bar? 2 hours? me: 2 days her:

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10 months

if i fail the bar i am going to become an influencer and/or pursue my music career

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10 months

I really don’t understand how it’s possible that half the time I open an MEE practice essay, it’s some obscure topic that i’ve never seen before

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1 year

interrupting men during class in honor of international women’s day 💖

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2 years

not liking cats is a red flag to me tbh

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10 months

torts questions be like: strict liability means the defendant is always liable! except when they’re not

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10 months

(wake me up) WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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11 months

do I actually want to cut my hair or am I just having a bar exam mental breakdown?

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1 year

the bar exam

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2 years

are men ok????

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7 months

my man also passed 💖🎉

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1 year

i’m professionally responsible 💅🏻(passed MPRE)

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2 years

seeing all this discourse about debt and thought I’d share what I do: pretend it doesn’t exist 🥰

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1 year

for personal reasons i’ve decided to postpone taking the bar til july with the rest of my class. BUT i appreciate everyone’s kindness/advice to me throughout this process 💖

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11 months

bar prep question: if I’m getting, on average, between 60-75% correct on quizzes is that ok? (for now)

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1 year

is it appropriate to wear a suit ??? to court???

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1 year

today’s group is discussing child support and I overheard (and I quote) “Clarence Thomas didn’t have running water until he was 8 so the idea that he doesn’t care about poor people is misguided.”

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1 year

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7 months

oh I don’t know, maybe the ones that take away basic human rights

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8 months

this whole “but I know him and he’s a nice guy! he doesn’t seem like he would do that!” mentality is precisely why so many survivors don’t come forward to begin with. just because someone is nice and pleasant to work with doesn’t mean that they aren’t capable of abuse

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis wrote letters in support of Danny Masterson, who ended up being sentenced to 30 years in prison for raping two women. Ashton reportedly called him a ‘role model’ while Mila commented on his ‘exceptional character.’

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9 months

a true lawyer would ask whether a glass qualifies as a cup

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proof that people will argue over anything. here’s a cup of water

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2 years

I passed the NYLE 💖

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7 months

me to the NY Board of Law Examiners

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10 months

I saw someone on IG suggest drinking celery juice instead of coffee and that made my bar prep brain unjustifiably angry

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10 months

what is the best way to approach memorization for the bar? I’ve been contemplating notecatds, writing out rule statements, etc.

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9 months

GM bar examinees!

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10 months

i feel like i’m having lapses in memory for simple things just because i’m anxious lol

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1 year

closed book too. to replicate the very closed book practice of law!

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9 months

I feel like I had a lobotomy

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10 months

going to post some charts that i’ve made for topics that I’ve found difficult to master! hope that it helps others too 💖

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1 year

everything i know about the royal family i have learned against my will

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1 year

this is just one example of how most 1L criminal law courses at ““elite”” law schools are full of copaganda and carceral bias. many profs will blindly dismiss restorative justice/rehabilitative approaches in favor of this BS even when called out by students

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Here is the mandatory exam question from the first-year criminal law class:

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2 years

little miss abolish the bar exam❤️

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8 months

she should sue whoever started this rumor for IIED and i’m not kidding

Pop Tingz

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8 months

Jenna Ortega shuts down rumors that she is dating Johnny Depp: “This is so ridiculous I can't even laugh, I have never met or worked with Johnny Depp in my life. Please stop spreading lies and leave us alone.”

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7 months

this is the same age difference between me and my dad btw

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Dane Cook, 51, marries longtime partner Kelsi Taylor, 24, after dating for five years.

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10 months

my brain hurts in ways I didn’t know were possible. taking a bar prep break for the night/maybe tomorrow 🫡

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10 months

I just want this to be over 😭😭

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6 months

I wish I would’ve known that the same way 1L has a steep learning curve, so does your first year as an associate

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1 year

i’m only in my first week of bar prep and i already feel so burnt out 🥲

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@gaybeascorpus

11 months

this test feels impossible sometimes. i’m so burnt out and feel so defeated.

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@gaybeascorpus

2 years

active shooter near washington square park. was at a pride event and everyone started running saying they heard shots and now am hiding behind a random bar. please stay safe y’all i love you

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