-taps microphone-
Severus Snape was a horrible person.
-alarms go off-
AND even though he MAY have done some good things
-security runs up to the stage-
that doesn’t excuse him from being abusive to CHILDREN
-is forcefully escorted away-
HE TRIED TO POISON NEVILLE’S TOAD
Fun news! I'm stepping into a new position at Critical Role - that of Lore Keeper! Essentially, I'm a historian of Exandria & of CR content. So excited for this to officially happen and even more excited for the things we have in the pipeline that I'm getting to shepherd!💕
Today is my five year anniversary with Critical Role Productions (six and a half years working with CR overall) and I still can’t believe I get to do this work with these amazing people. Thank you ALL so much for your belief in me.
There is so much more magic to come. ✨
Heartbreaking to see a woman who gave the world such a beautiful story about love and acceptance turn out to hold such monstrous beliefs.
Protect trans kids. Trans women are women. Trans men are men.
Fuck TERFs.
“I’m alive because they made me alive.”
“Some connections are made with wires… with blood… with bone… with wood, but they all matter.”
FCG. Fresh Cut Grass. Faithful Care-Giver. Legends never die.
💛🩵💙💛🩵💙
#CriticalRoleSpoilers
Y’all wanted the uncensored version of “The Devil’s InFearneo”?
#CriticalRoleSpoilers
(I don’t know what to do about it being too long for alt text, I’m so sorry)
I am so angry. I am so tired. There is not enough rage, there is not enough compassion. I try so hard to focus on the beauty, on the positive, but my heart is sick and hurting and I don’t know what else there is to do except scream.
Ceasefire now. Justice now. Rage now.
Chronic illness sucks and I’m exhausted. I don’t normally tweet about my health, it’s a deeply personal battle I’ve fought for a *long* time, but flaring is awful and I’m truly exhausted and I just want to send some love to everyone who has to go through this. You’re not alone.
However, it is my pleasure to announce that I am going to be full time with
@CriticalRole
as a Production Coordinator! I am so excited to join that amazing team officially. It's going to be absolutely incredible, y'all!
#StayTurnt
#CriticalRole
#TalksMachina
My mom took the sweetest picture of my baby Pepper and we found out today that she is finally officially heartworm free and I could cry, look at her beautiful face
This is a reminder from your friendly local high risk chronically ill person - please wear a mask! Social distance! Celebrate responsibly! I love you!
📸:
@babsdraws
I’ve started playing Dragon Age: Inquisition for the first time ever and I spent an hour in the character builder and then forgot to take a picture of my person so I’m assuming I’m already doing everything directly.
Given recent changes regarding Ruidus, the Cobalt Soul wants to set the record straight with a deep lore dive into the history of the moon and the Gods.
Starring
@ItsDaniCarr
herself, we hope it serves as a helpful resource as the solstice unravels! 🔴🌙
Happy birthday to my favorite immortal. From county fairs and comic books to specialty churros on Disney Days, you’re always the best partner in (usually food-related) crime. I love you so much
@executivegoth
. Can’t wait to hug you again when it’s safe.
Today, February 24th, 2019, I, Dani Carr, am starting Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
God only knows how long it will take me to get through it, but I am *starting it* today.
@matthewmercer
Matt!! What the heck, you are the nicest and now I’m sitting here crying in surprise and happiness. You are the sweetest and it’s such an honor to be on this ride. Thank you for your trust and your friendship. Love you so much. 💖
Check out everything YOU need to know about Exandria Unlimited, including where it falls within our canon timeline, with our in-depth overview crafted by Lore Keeper
@ItsDaniCarr
and expert wordsmith
@gaygeeknerd
!
READ MORE:
@ItsDaniCarr
mentioned wearing a ball gown at home during this quarantine. So, on that note, I present to you my first ~
#criticalrolefanart
, Dani Carr in a ball gown. Missing my C2
@CriticalRole
/
#talksmachina
episodes this week, but it's more important to stay safe <3
Me: -writing, annoyed at writing the beginning first-
Brain: You don't have to.
Me: what
Brain: You don't have to write things in the order they happen. You can put them in order later.
Me: ...
Brain: You can edit it. It's your first draft.
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...WHAT
CRITICAL ROLE BROADCAST UPDATE:
We are actively developing plans for our return in accordance with the latest local guidelines for production. Once we have an exact timeline, we will announce it ASAP. Thank you for your patience and support during this hiatus. <3
Working from home *does* mean I could wear a ballgown all day and get no weird looks...
Not that anyone in CR Land would judge me for coming to work in a ballgown.
At the doctor this morning (just a check up) and had a 96/69 BPM and when the nurse told me, I gave her a very straight-faced “Nice” and while she did *not* laugh I am still very proud of myself.
Our animated special has polymorphed into a SERIES!
NEW STRETCH GOALS: Briarwood arc (!!!) + a battle royale one-shot featuring some of our favorite CR guests from the Vox Machina campaign AND a
@TheVulcanSalute
one-shot!
<3
More info:
What happens when everyone's out sick? Bells Hells in Baldur's Gate III, LIVE! 🤒 🎮
Join us TONIGHT at 7PM PT on Twitch and YouTube for a cozy LIVESTREAM character creation session and chat AMA with
@WillingBlam
,
@executivegoth
,
@samriegel
, and
@robbiedaymond
!
Me, a chronically ill anemic, scrolling twitter and seeing a tweet about anemia causing brain fog: “Wait, anemia can cause brain fog?!”
My girlfriend, a former health info specialist: “…Yes, baby, your blood isn’t getting enough oxygen.”
Me: “…well that explains a lot.”
Look I’m a dyed in the wool Aragorn girl forever but y’all are crazy if you think he and Legolas were the only hot males. Eomer?? Faramir??? And let’s be for real real, Sam & Merry could get it too.
LotR is a whole buffet, don’t pretend like it was only down to two dudes.
I've been so busy working at my job that I completely forgot to celebrate my anniversary of being at my job! It's been one year full time with
#CriticalRole
(2.5 years overall), & it's been completely magical. I love this family with my whole heart. To the future, Critters!
I was delightfully reminded today that people can go inside bookstores (safely, with a mask on) and find The Chronicles of Exandria artbook and that they can look inside it and see words that I wrote.
That's...that's still really cool, y'all.
“Why do we tell stories?”
There are no words to express the pride and honor of assisting with this one. Cheers to Brennan, Aabria, Travis, Luis, Sam, Lou, and Marisha. Cheers to Avalir.
Cheers to stories.
#ExUCalamitySpoilers
#CriticalRole
#ExUCalamity
Anxiety is for real real bad today, y'all. If you could, will you send me pictures of your dogs & cats, please, and include an anecdote about them - Dogist style.
Guys I got to rewrite the most famous Shakespeare soliloquy known to man to be about D&D and Twitch subscriptions and
@VoiceOfOBrien
liked it and performed it, what even is life?
#CriticalRole
Writing the Recap for
#ExandriaUnlimited
Ep 3 and realized:
Gilmore is a sorcerer, someone whose magic comes entirely from within. He decided to spend his life making sure that everyone else could *also* enjoy magic, even if they weren’t born with it.
Gilmore is The Best Boy.
YOU’RE INVITED! Join us next Thursday, Sep. 30th at 9am Pacific on Twitch for a very special State of the Role featuring our awaited Campaign 3 announcement! The VOD will be available immediately on YouTube following the broadcast. See you there! 💖
➡️
I've officially finished the main game for Dragon Age: Inquisition. I have not started Trespasser yet - working my way through the Jaws of Hakkon DLC before I jump into it. But this game is completely incredible and I have loved every second of it. Already planning another round.
Get hyped for tonight’s return of Talks Machina with everyone’s favorite car aficionado,
@BrianWFoster
! The brilliant
@matthewmercer
and
@LauraBaileyVO
will be joining him to discuss everything up to Campaign 2, Episode 109.
7pm Pacific on
Happy 8 years,
#CriticalRole
. I can easily say that I did not expect for even a moment that my life would change so much and so beautifully back then. I’m so grateful. So happy.
Hold onto your hats, y’all. We’re just getting started. 🌙 🔴
The world is terrifying and I have multiple anxiety attacks daily now. It’s all a bit much.
But sometimes, there’s a delicious tiny cheesecake to eat, and a DnD episode of a show about magic and friendship to watch.
I’m holding on tight to the little things.
More love should be given to the trope of ‘character is freezing to death and needs body heat in order to stave off hypothermia’ because that’s a great one. Truly up there with ‘and the was only one bed’.
We're proud to announce our partnership with Amazon
@PrimeVideo
to bring TWO seasons of The Legend of Vox Machina to life! The
@TitmouseInc
team is already hard at work, and we're thrilled to see this series reach a bigger audience thanks to your support!