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Unfunny, Chronically Online Leftist™. Long suffering Mets fan. Tweets garbage takes on hip hop, film, TV & gaming. Loves trains. Eric Adams is a fascist.

Queens, NY
Joined December 2009
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Finally getting around to this
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So Andy Samberg just went on national TV and said the US government assassinated the Black Panthers. 2019 starting off on a high note 👍 #goldenglobes
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@yuhline Every chef will tell you not to do this. You're just spreading water contaminated with uncooked meat around your kitchen. It's a health hazard
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For anyone wondering what Dr. Dre played on piano b/w Eminem kneeling and Still D.R.E. It's the melody in A Dream by DeBarge, sampled in 2Pac's I Ain't Mad At Cha. Dre's white piano was an homage to the video #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow
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@pookleblinky That's not what's happening in the tweet you just quoted
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@ChristoSilvia @jardinsecret888 And birthdays. All my capacity for remembering birthdays has been filled by train facts.
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@bleemborgsauce @RamasamaAfro @ZeroSuitCamus Lol holy sh*t, they weren't joking
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@FandomAnxiety @fiImgal I've been bombarded with trailers for this film in the coming attractions and not once do they ever give you any indication that it's a musical.
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@yuhline It's not the same process tho? Not unless you have a special setting on your faucet for the exact mixture you wanna marinate your meat in lol
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@DUSKdev I still don't understand the appeal of playing as Robocop. The whole point of the source material is that turning Murphy into a weapon was bad and Reaganomics was a failure. I just don't think that can translate to a game where you're the titular character
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@OttoFernandez J Cole and JID go to driving school
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@Srirachachau Can he say this??? (He is right lol)
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@schizoanalytic Very triggered by this ngl
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@ryanarey After all the crap Rian got for the hyperspace stuff, there's never been a bigger world logic breaking moment than this in a Star Wars film
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I haven't played an #AssassinsCreed game since AC3 -- all the latter one just haven't interested me, especially w/ the new grinding mechanics. But a game set in Japan would fully get me back on board 🤷‍♂️
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@enterzalman And tied for third is a remake from 2008 😂
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Today I learned midwesterners get really upset if you tell them that dirt on a lake shore isn't a beach lol
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my city’s transit system allows me to get to the beach without a vehicle. it’s just as good for the soul while being less polluting, cheaper, and having a kick-ass skyline view
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@EPM106 I hate that the EEAAO discourse is so toxic cause I genuinely love that film. It's great IMO
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@hankofjuly Reminds me of this
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@OutOfCMalcolm Fully thought this was inside the RV and was deeply confused cause I didn't remember this this scene in Breaking Bad "Yo why is he using a house pho-- oh"
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@savbrads This is probably the most "normal" video of a famous person's child that's ever been posted on social media lol
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@LumpyTheCook The ending of Assassin's Creed II remains one of the coolest video game moments ever and they did absolutely nothing with it lol infuriating
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@JustinBrannan If you can't recognize this as a failure of Democratic Party leadership and messaging, you should resign now and let someone else run for your seat
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@EPM106 Would be cool if Netflix was also a direct distributor who could have done a physical/digital sale to continue generating revenue off this film even once it leaves their subscription service. Lol jk what a wacky idea!!
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@UmpScorecards This should automatically reserve you a full time gig for the playoffs
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@greg_shill The easiest way to put the "cash grab" criticism to bed is to eliminate the monetary fine and just suspend licenses and registrations for repeat offenders Would really be nice to see more fellow safe street advocates join me on that!
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@AtlWinKnee This is a false narrative. As one of many such examples: hospitals don't close overnight. The people who work at hospitals need a way to get to those jobs. Not providing them a means of public transit is a failure on the part of society.
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@miiriya1 Lmao this killed me
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@SCentralized Hot take but Lucas was never a great director. Brilliant world builder but not a master behind the camera. Kershner (and Suschitzky) deserve a lot more credit for their work on Empire.
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@MeghanMcCain I don't wanna speak for Beyonce here, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she wouldn't co-sign you appropriating her image to slander a black woman. If any knows Beyonce personally and would like to correct me on her behalf, please feel free, I could be mistaken.
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@JustSayRad Yea this feels totally fair. Appreciate him speaking his mind and that he was given an opportunity to do so.
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@gatx_negrx "Everyone except wealthy transplants" is the correct answer
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@funkopopmuncher @MonkipiQuinn To be fair, vague pedophilia is a staple of this franchise
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@AtlWinKnee Again: false narrative (and one you seem to be making in bad faith) This is an urban planning problem. Put enough people in one place and you'll always have the demand for 24/7 transit service and there will always be enough labor to staff those positions in transit agencies.
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@BrndnStrssng "Exactly! No moral scruples on December 24th, *plenty* on December 25th."
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@geemcgwee @TokyoDilf These are genuinely f'king excellent lol. Wow. 10/10
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@AndyPierrotti @sam_lavigne @schwanksta Median individual income in NYC is $51K. Kindly stfu
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@FandomAnxiety @fiImgal Not a single word of dialogue in the trailers they've been running in theaters for months is presented in song. They don't say it's a musical in the trailer. The original film wasn't a musical. It's not called "Mean Girls: the Musical". Pretty reasonable for folks to be confused
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@jeremysmiles Thought the same thing 😂 all of this is great but like... it only runs to midnight?? How I am getting home after that? Lol
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This Bre Payton tweet aged pretty well...
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@BKWelles No but seriously tho
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@Very__Regular The secret of the current VR landscape that none of these companies will admit is that VR pornography is the overwhelming majority of what these headsets are used for lol
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@AlexanderMcCoy4 This is ultimately secondary to the practice of hanging "free college" over the heads of poor kids w/ no job opportunities as a way to coerce them into enlisting... but yes
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@EPM106 One of the most expensive films in history lol jesus christ. The movie industry is about to face a serious reckoning
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@Slither2006 How I feel in that moment lol
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@dualmotkany @m4lema Tbf, Gaelic wasn't "given up on" it was violently taken from the Irish by their imperial overlords, along with most of their culture. (But generally agree, OP is goated, just taking any excuse possible to hate the English 👍)
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@jerryiannelli If by "mean enough" you mean [redacted] every confederate officer + politician and every plantation owner then yes, absolutely
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@alanthefisher Like 5% of Philly looks like this lmao
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Anyway, taking a train to a lake and taking a train to a beach are both objectively cooler than driving anywhere!
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@AtlWinKnee And yet Chicago and New York, fair analogues for Paris and Tokyo, have (putting aside the fact that afaik Tokyo does have limited overnight bus service?) For cities of this scale, lack of overnight transit service is a choice.
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@thoughtfulbae I respect your opinion but... it's never gonna happen. His voice is grating and he's not a good lyricist. I'm never gonna choose to listen to his music.
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@urcommunistdad So how do we bully America into making this
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@KyleKulinski You're not convincing me these aren't just old bathroom floor tiles at a weird angle
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Totally normal guy who's definitely not mad online just sitting on these screenshots for a full week
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Also, @Noahsyndergaard , try to treat the fans better. They’re what makes our game go. No place for personal insults, especially about someone else’s wife.
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@msdanifernandez Reminds me of my favorite cursed tweet
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@ChiseHatoriFan Literally the most played game on the platform by a substantial margin Please stop letting review bombers dictate your perception of a game's success, they are literally irrelevant
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@LukasHeinzel @LumpyTheCook I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious (I never made to Assassin's Creed 11)
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@Jolly_Olive Nobody who was on the 2017 roster should be in the Hall 🤷‍♂️
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@thefemiurge Ethnic and religious enclaves that extend to the education system are bad. I think that pretty much sums it up.
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@cigarsavorkev @SweeneyABC @Phil_Lewis_ Did you just completely miss the Southwest fiasco last month or?
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@IndieWire She was great. Her monologue was great. She wasn't best performance great. It's not that complicated.
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@The_Acumen I think this is mostly accurate but if the reason you can't afford to miss a paycheck is cause of all the unnecessary debt you took on -- a large expensive home, multiple new cars, credit card debt from vacations and luxury items -- then you're definitely not working poor
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I've seen Gabriel conduct too many damn funerals, man. 😔 #thewalkingdead #TWD
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Objectively better than every play Jeter made in his career send tweet
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15 years ago today, David Wright said fuck using a glove.
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@Gunpew @gahgle @glenlorenmusic @Residue2020 Yikes that was a stupid thing for you to say
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@SmallPutrk Also very funny how these guys always pick French, German, or something vaguely Eastern European because anywhere else makes them look stupid *and* racist lol
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@ProfessorHallow @funkopopmuncher @MonkipiQuinn Unironically yes. Kind of hard to ignore, personally
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@mattyglesias Deciding whether to do fascism before or after 7:00
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@danvcrswidow Imagine praising the uninspired use of the exact same camera angles across multiple films
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@evakhahar I regret not stanning this dude when he blew up. Was way ahead of his time tbh
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@Gameonysus Except they did?
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@GuelfiJohn @BumbleBeeszy He was weeks late to closing down the state and responded to it by cutting billions in Medicaid funding while turning our prisons into labor camps for his hand sanitizer. Get a grip.
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@madamphetamine Had no service in the subway and waited for it to load cause I wanted to see the photo. Did not disappoint 👍
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@80degr33s @gothamhiphop This really killed me lol
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@AshJubilee "Twitter only takes" Also known as "things that native Hawaiian's are saying"
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@AdriCaporusso Probably the best balance of "raw acting talent", "desire to play weird roles" and "genuinely enjoys being an actor" that we may ever see. A true legend 🫡
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@fawfulfan "Any time people get upset about something I'm not upset about, that's an op"
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@CitizenFreePres Tell us you've never been to Canal without telling us you've never been
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@Luck22Hard @mattyglesias I'm sure this tweet will be hilarious when my city is underwater regardless of whether Biden or Trump wins this year but thanks for playing
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@PawPawSwagg @pigeonastronaut @SweetPeachGames Actual gamers with disabilities have been telling you people for years that this is incorrect but keep screeching it anyway I guess
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@obtusenosemoose @ChillAndCoolGuy @asherjbaker @reverenddollars Given their avi I'm gonna guess (hope?) that was sarcasm lol
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Cheated on her. ...oh, this hashtag was supposed to be funny? Lol nah man I was a piece of sh*t as a youngin. Don't be me, kids -- if you ain't happy, break up with her. #WorstThingIDidToMyEx
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@phosphor_glow Makes me so happy when I find other people who know about this lmao
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@maeveaura @DrProudman No you literally just didn't understand the film because you have no media literacy. If you'd like it to explain it to you I'd be happy to
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@kathryncasteel @AOC The message tonight from everyone over 50 is that *we* are disposable. I hope these people live long enough to suffer under the world they're creating
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@EoinHiggins_ PSA: The Pirate Bay is dead, use 1337x Also: peer blocking and proxies are crap now, you need a VPN (a paid one, anything free won't work or it's malware) Also also: use qBittorent. Whatever you used to use back in the day is probably malware now
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@SYouranus @NicholasJLevi No no, let's just take things out of context for engagement, that's much funnier
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It's sad that I'm looking up old tweets from a pundit to decide if I care that they're dead, but when your last month on Earth (and the years before) were spent pushing election fraud conspiracies, mocking feminism, and arguing against universal healthcare on Fox News 🤷‍♂️
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Clearly not upset lol
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why do people have such a hard time understanding that the Great Lakes are more like seas than lakes. like they’re called “Great” for a reason
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@Forever_Wario Would you actually want to tho? Midwest Amtrak service is atrocious. At best you're getting 1 train per day and it's comically slow.
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