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Gill

@geemcgwee

3 months

I made a substack!! Pls subscribe so that I am more compelled to post

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My personal Substack. Click to read Gill’s Substack, a Substack publication. Launched 3 months ago.

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Gill

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2 years

I asked people on the street in NYC what they do for a living

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@TokyoDilf Thank you. There is more!

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I’m looking for a man in finance…

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I have done this a number of times actually

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Best package I’ve ever received!

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My out-of-home NYC self-care routine for when I’m feeling dysregulated.

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Me now vs. me 6 weeks ago. What changed? I’ve started swallowing things like erasers, marbles, etc.

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Part one of my lobotomy story

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Come out with me on a Friday night in NYC

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@PRabbitholes @TokyoDilf No I’m gonna do more I promise

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Day in my life in NYC

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1 year

Had my first conversation recently!

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2 years

Gonna name my son “[redacted]”. I’ll call him Ted for short but official documents will be a confusing nightmare

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2 years

Me writing emails at work always

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@PRabbitholes @TokyoDilf She still needs to shape the world as she sees fit

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1 year

Stop eating poached eggs! Stop eating poached salmon!! Consume animal products that are legally harvested/hunted/caught. It’s that easy

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Come to the MET with me ❤️

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Scrapbooking

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2 years

Thanks for all the attention everyone I love it and I’m so distracted at work bc now I feel like my calling is to make a comedic horror film

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2 years

I’m so excited I have a Twitter following now I can’t believe I have an audience for all my dumb thoughts

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Ur sending him nudes I’m sending him this video and then being like oh sorry that was an accident that was meant for a work colleague

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@KayaaLah @TokyoDilf Omg

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I keep accidentally building a prison in my mind

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8 months

Tfw you’re in the restroom and you hear the clang clang clang of the animals in the walls and all you can do is turn on the water and hope they understand (they won’t)

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@asimulacrumisok @TokyoDilf It's my actual apartment lol but I took everything down from the walls

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Rainy night vlog

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2 years

@carocreature @lowcasG @justhris @chaoticitgirl @me_ashtiny And my Coney Island trip!

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1 year

Imagine if George Bush released an annual playlist

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Come with me to an influencer event in NYC

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1 year

For me the fun part of going out is listening to music on my AirPods on the way there and knowing I look cute

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1 year

“Penny for your thoughts” oh yeah sorry was just imagining myself raising a baby with Down’s syndrome on a farm somewhere in the Midwest. My husband is blind. We listen to records together, stuff like Elvis Costello. There is an apocalypse near and we’re ill prepared. Satisfied?

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1 year

Me: I just feel really inspired lately and feel this creative impulse to make content The content:

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2 years

Dimes square? Dimes round you idiots

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8 months

Men love to act shocked at your age and tell you how old they thought you were but they always go just a little too young for it to be a compliment. Uber driver told me I look 8

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1 year

That stomach-churning moment when you pull clothing out of the dryer and hear the clink of loose change. You’ve laundered money

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1 year

I love it when my therapist asks me to describe how an emotion feels in my body. For me it’s an easy (and fun) question

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2 years

Thank you @Coach for this package

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I posted this after Renaissance came out and it was a big part of the discourse

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Night out in NYC pt II

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1 year

Happy New Year 🤪

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2 years

One day I’m going to read my old tweets to my children like a bedtime story

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When you can feel them growing more and more distant

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Answering a question about pre-lobotomy mental health intervention

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2 years

POV: walking home alone at night in downtown NYC

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What I spend in a day in NYC

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What it’s REALLY like being such a cutie… #cutegirlproblems

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2 years

ZENDAYA AND TOM HOLLAND’S RELATIONSHIP IS NOT REAL

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5 months

My nana died & I was having a great convo with the funeral director about his job but then he said “It keeps me out of trouble” So I joked “Right. You gotta be around dead bodies somehow. At least this way you don’t have to kill them” He hated it!!

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1 year

He made me laugh so much that day

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2 years

It’s crazy because the person who ghosted you may have literally died and that’s why they’re not responding. That’s still ghosting though. Even more so actually

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What I spend in a day in NYC pt. II

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1 year

Last year during a main character phase I sang karaoke on a first date. I was the first person in the bar to sing that night and the staff were like “oh you’re gonna sing?” I’m not a good singer or performer and I felt really uncomfortable. My date didn’t sing and we left after

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2 years

Please don’t call my videos “anti-comedy”. I am pro-comedy

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2 years

Thinking about the time I was looking for an excuse to text my ex so I told him I was seriously considering getting tested for autism and wanted to hear the perspective of someone who'd dated me

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1 year

Started smiling all the time. My friends tell me it’s “unnerving”. I’m happy I can make people less nervous

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If you’re not cultivating entertaining stories to share with others what are you doing

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Main lobotomy side effect was rhyming. I am addicted

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Hinge is hard for me bc when faced with a prompt like “This year, I really want to” all I can think to answer is “Kill”

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1 year

Being a woman is crazy because strangers will hold doors open for you and then act shocked when you tell them “I’m not having sex with you”

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2 years

Trying to get sponsored by restaurants so faking it for now

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I have this napalm scented candle that I like to burn right when I wake up bc I can’t get enough of the smell in the morning

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Whenever someone says “good question” I instinctively and wholeheartedly take it as a genuine compliment and allow it to inflate my ego. Like even if it’s just their response to me asking what they’re going to order as we’re seated at a restaurant. Win!!

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2 years

Girl who doesn’t understand what a promoter is

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*me after texting a guy the most bizarre and misguided stream of consciousness that does not reflect my true feelings and is merely intended to provoke* All I can do is be myself. If they don’t like me they don’t like me and I dodged a bullet

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1 year

Trader Joe's should stop forcing its employees to make small talk bc last night the most stoic cashier ever was like "I see you're sporting a headband" and I was like "haha yeah it's unusual for me" and then he said "it's an interesting choice" and that was our whole interaction

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Part 2 of my lobotomy experience

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I love that Jay-Z watched Annie and was like omg I should rap over this

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I did a thing 🙈

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~30 Met Gala looks in 3 words or less

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When it comes to dating behaviors, modern women fall into one of three categories. Which one are you?

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Put me in front of a police line-up and I will instantly tell you who committed the crime. I may not be correct but I will very quickly pick someone

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My curly hair routine! Yes, my hair is naturally wavy/curly

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2 years

Working from home has made it so that I cannot function unless I can lay my body flat on a cushioned surface for 10+ minutes immediately following any exertion of cognitive effort

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When God made me He was like ok now let’s do a silly one

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They don’t know that I am hiding a little baby hamster under my hat

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1 year

I like to say no pun intended at random moments so that the other party thinks the joke went over their head

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1 year

Leo and his new gf have the exact same age difference as these two

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2 years

I’ve spent my whole life acting dumber than I am. Now I’m going to try doing the opposite and see where it takes me

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2 years

I saw the most freshly dead rat I’ve ever seen this morning. It had no visible wounds, but it lay a couple inches from a single, glistening red drop of blood. I have zero theories about what happened

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1 year

Cosplaying as Prince Zuko today (something is medically wrong with my eye)

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1 year

Whenever I get my blood drawn I stare directly at the needle as it goes in because I want to be different

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Trying heroin bc of the movie Trainspotting

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yeah i'm such a tinned fish girlie...bumble bee tuna mostly

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What girls really mean when we say we’re “running errands” 👀

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1 year

If I make eye contact more than once with a stranger, I’m forced to put on a show to throw them off. I’ll frantically scan the room, letting my eyes fall on every person in my periphery for a second or two. Clearly it it wasn’t personal. Clearly it’s a pathological issue

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2 years

I simply can’t separate people from their profile pictures of fictional characters. To me, that’s who’s tweeting

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2 years

Literally me except the sex, smart convo with friend, and slutty dress

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Got called a pick me girl. Yeah, no. Unlike most women, not everything I do is for male validation

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My friend and I started a talk show

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My grandmother’s car CD collection

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I really want Timothee Chalamet to gain like 50 lbs for a role

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In high school I asked my mom to proofread an email where I called myself a “rising senior” and she was like “I feel like rising sounds a little conceited” and that was the last time I ever asked her to proofread something

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Meme culture really stokes young peoples appetites for absurdist comedy bc it inundates them with so many random images that they couldn’t possibly have the context to understand and tells them that these things are funny. Laugh along. If u try to understand it’ll be too late

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2 years

I actually have no idea what the consensus is on Elon Musk these days is he good or bad??

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1 year

Trying so hard to channel Mimiteeta tonight but I have some minor acne and I can’t not ever have had acne now so I’m still stuck on Amber Light but I already shut down the bank and I don’t even like big dogs at all

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After I experienced failure for the first time I had no choice but to rebrand as an agent of pure chaos with no real motives or desires

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This has been my wallpaper for the past several days and it’s been so ineffective lol it’s stressing me out

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1 year

Went for the wet hair look tonight but I refuse to use anything other than water so I’m just making a lot of trips to the bathroom and it’s ruining the evening

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1 year

@LiseDassin A lot of times “chemistry” is just our activated fight or flight response

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2 years

My mom just sent this video of my dad to our family group chat

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