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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

On a long enough timeframe, every tech company becomes a #Fintech company.

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 months

WTF! Why is my LG Washing Machine using 3.6GB of data/day?

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@Johnie

4 months

“Buy 100 gold tokens for the speed cycle power up”

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4 months

Now that this thread has blown up, a common question is why does LG washing machine need WiFi? Obviously for DLCs (Downloadable Laundry Cycles). First it was video games, then Teslas, now washing machines. I wouldn’t be surprised if washing machines start microtransactions.

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For those looking for an update, data usage has dropped since I posted this and blocked the device on my router. Sorry if you were using my washing machine for bitcoin mining. But I'd gladly rent our the LPU (Laundry Processing Unit) by the hour.

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@RubenKelevra So, I spent last night trying to figure out how to disconnect the WiFi on the washing machine. Once it’s configured, it won’t let you remove the WiFi config. Only change to another WiFi. Ended up blocking it on my router.

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4 months

@kiaran_ritchie 💕💕💕 I think my dryer may get jealous.

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@rakeshlobster Interestingly enough, that was the time that my wife was doing laundry.

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@Johnie

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@JMandel Don’t be surprised if the data generates a bias towards half zips and polo shirts.

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@Johnie

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@jwhollis All of LG’s global APIs are being served by my laundry room.

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@JWLevitt Clearly!

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@Johnie

4 months

@Kensetsu6 @subhaminion I kid you not, LG has DLCs for their washing machine. I can download new wash cycles. First it was Call of Duty DLCs, now it’s LG Washing Machine DLCs. What’s next?

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@Johnie

4 months

@chris_walker_ These Softbank-funded startups are getting ridiculous!

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@Johnie

4 months

@Universal_Ken @RubenKelevra Then I’d need to go around the house and change the password on my Smart Air Fryer, Smart Dehumidifier, and Smart Meat Thermometer 🤣

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@Johnie

4 months

@couprisK You joke, but this is why I started poking around on my router. My internet was being flaky and slow.

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@Johnie

4 months

@Jeklundy It's a feature of my Asus router.

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@Johnie

4 months

@KyleEustis Yes, I’ve sent an email to LG engineers. Haven’t heard back yet.

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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

@petevoss @SwiftOnSecurity You’re hired as an engineer. Implemented exactly to PRD.

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 months

@AJMutschler That's the interesting thing. I believe that the washing machine was powered off at this time. It should automatically turn off after non-activity What's interesting is that it was turned on and in use during the 2-3PM dip. Which is even more scary.

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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

Hello #UberMoney ! This is what my team had been building the last year. So proud of the dedicated eng that have pushed hard in the last couple of weeks to ship this product. As I've told my team this morning: This is just the beginning! #money2020

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@Johnie

1 year

@MathewCowden @Austen This showed the two sides of my Twitter feed. Non-tech people are 😍 about that picture. Tech people are 🥱. That’s a typical architecture diagram at 30k ft level that you would draw up during onboarding.

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 months

@ronaldsvilcins SockHub … gives new meaning to Step Bro meme.

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Johnie

@Johnie

1 year

@perrymetzger @theRealAhirrao @zachcoelius Here is a 60 Minutes episode from 2009 where they followed FDIC as they took a bank into receivership at 6PM on Friday and reopened on Monday morning:

Your Bank Has Failed

What would happen if your local bank failed? Scott Pelley and "60 Minutes" were given extraordinary access, as the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation move...

www.youtube.com

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Johnie

@Johnie

3 months

People have asked for an update on my LG Washing Machine saga. I'm happy to announce that for the last month of monitoring and analysis, the data usage by my washing machine has gone back to normal. The LG Engineering team has been a tremendous help in helping to debug this

Johnie

@Johnie

4 months

WTF! Why is my LG Washing Machine using 3.6GB of data/day?

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@Johnie

2 years

@PoliticalMessi @hkarthik I’m going to give a maybe controversial advice. Go travel or do something that you enjoy. The reality of it is that the next year is going to suck. You will never have a lower opportunity cost to do something you enjoy.

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@Johnie

4 months

As a follow up, it looks like this issue started on 1/4. What’s interesting is that there was traffic with Apple iMessage. I chalk this up to inaccuracy in the ASUS router tool … unless it was sending 🍆 pics of my laundry.

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Johnie

@Johnie

3 years

@anothercohen Silicon Valley is where a surgeon and Google engineer camp out on a sidewalk to buy our first house. (Circa 2014) Builder was doing set price first come first serve. We were third on line at 11pm near downtown Mt View.

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Johnie

@Johnie

1 year

@GergelyOrosz @SubstackInc See: Prestige Pricing

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@Johnie

5 years

Apple Card vs Libra. Comes down to trust issue. People trust Apple but not Libra. Demonstrates how corporate branding/DNA trickles into FinProd. #money2020

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@Johnie

6 months

@wspruijt Just put it in terms of Taylor Swifts love life. “We are never ever getting back together”. “Bad Blood”

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Johnie

@Johnie

2 years

@ptashek_eire @GergelyOrosz The way I've always looked at it is testing isn't about making sure your code works now, but protecting that code from the future you. At some point down the road, you're going to make another change, test that that change worked but don't test that the rest of the code worked.

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 months

@ukslim @subhaminion My washing machine is "Smart Grid Ready"

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 years

@bridgettyh @atrupar Call the concierge. I’m sure Four Season Landscaping provide excellent personal attention.

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 months

As this post has been incorrectly reported: Just to clarify the data usage is correctly attributed to the IP address used by the LG Washing Machine. I am monitoring the data usage more closely. What I was referencing in inaccuracy of the router is the attribution of 622 bytes

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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

@EVerify It’s a little ironic that e-verify system is down during government shutdown and this is a promoted tweet. 🤔

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Johnie

@Johnie

3 years

@JustineWaldman @kron4news Was that an armored truck next to it? Seems like the beginning of a heist movie.

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Johnie

@Johnie

6 years

@semil When I was at Google, just two engineers were working on Google Finance. It was neglected. I wouldn't be surprised if it was redesigned without understanding the consumer. This may be a top down effort to "modernize" the UI to Material Design rather than improve.

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@Johnie

1 year

@GergelyOrosz @SubstackInc One hypothesis here is that x.99 is used for commodity items where you’re competing on price. Luxury goods are typically whole number to show quality. I can see that people are paying for Substack for quality content. Pricing it at x.99 conveys to buyers the lack of quality.

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@Johnie

4 months

Since my LG Washing Machine post blew up, I find it a coincidence that LG is current announcing at CES their latest "AI washer-dryer combo". They've beaten OpenAI in building a LLM (Large Laundry Model).

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@Johnie

4 months

WTF! Why is my LG Washing Machine using 3.6GB of data/day?

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@Johnie

5 years

@jkwade You know... there was a time before Tech where it was just Fin. People managed billions of dollars of loans on paper and ink.

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Johnie

@Johnie

2 years

@0x1234ffe @MalwareTechBlog Isn’t this philosophy outdated now? The new hotness is Zero Trust security.

What is zero trust identity security | Google Cloud Blog

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 months

🤨 “LG wants to improve AI by harvesting data from its devices in homes”

LG wants to improve AI by harvesting data from its devices in homes

Electronics giant LG says it wants to utilise data from hundreds of millions of household devices to make AI-based software more useful. While AI programs are often optimised with data from the...

www.yahoo.com

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@Johnie

4 months

@fullstackgay Note: It's 3.57GB of UPLOAD. Also I checked and there's no firmware updates for my machine:

LG WM9000HVA.ASSEEUS: Support, Manuals, Warranty & More | LG USA Support

Get product support, user manuals and software drivers for the LG WM9000HVA.ASSEEUS. View WM9000HVA.ASSEEUS warranty information & schedule repair service.

www.lg.com

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Johnie

@Johnie

1 year

@decruz @danluu The TWO hardest problems in CS: cache invalidation, naming, and off by one error.

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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

@zck Compare that to Manhattan: Manhattan: 22.83 sq mi - 69,467.5 person/mi^2 San Francisco: 46.69 sq mi - 17,246.4 person/mi^2 With higher density, comes greater efficiency and utilization of land and infrastructure.

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Johnie

@Johnie

2 years

@luke_metro @aquariusacquah I heard the repayment rate is much higher than any other fintech lender.

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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

Starbucks @Money2020 : “Apple Pay doesn’t work on these machine”. Of all places for it not to work. #PaymentFail .

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Johnie

@Johnie

3 years

@wbepodcast @anothercohen Are you fundraising? I’m surprised there isn’t a holiday like Halloween where founder pitch door to door for investment.

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Johnie

@Johnie

3 years

Christmas came early this year. Always an honor receiving a package from @therealfstl1992 #LawnAndOrder If anyone wants to host a press conference in my driveway, it’s available.

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Johnie

@Johnie

6 months

I love the fact that Amazon autocompletes "Software" to "Software Engineers Guidebook" by my buddy @GergelyOrosz . Congrats on the publishing! For those wanting to learn about the software engineering career path, check out:

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Johnie

@Johnie

6 years

One of my new teammate wrote a blog on some of the challenging technical problems that we are solving at Uber and on the Uber Money Payment Efficiency team. It’s not easy building a modern realtime streaming system on top of 30 yea…

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 years

It’s sad that I can transfer funds between my bank accounts using Mobile check deposit and Reg CC than online transfer. A picture of a check gets deposited faster than a request via ACH. #fintech

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 years

It's interesting that Starbucks is adding physical payments, like Cash, Debit, Credit. This must be to encourage more mobile ordering. Some Starbucks Rewards Stats: * $>3B/qtr (43% of total rev) * Stored value bal: $1.56B * 18.9M active users Roughly the size of a small bank

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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

@zachperret One of my biggest jobs in building FinTech in BigTech is instilling the importance and responsibility in managing peoples money. You can move fast, but breaking things is not an option. Instilling that culture is so critical top to bottom.

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@Johnie

5 years

Sooo... who's going to Money 2020 this year? Let's meet!

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 years

I installed TikTok as a joke, got hooked, and now am getting recruiter msg to build their eng team. 😂 TikTok AI never fails to impress me. Next thing I know, you’ll see me doing Charli’s Renegade dance 🕺💃 #imtoooldforthis #okgenz

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Johnie

@Johnie

6 years

We are starting to roll out the product that my team has been working on for the past couple of months. This is just the beginning for a lot of exciting new products. #uberon #payments #cash #mobilepayment

This link will take you to a page that’s not on LinkedIn

lnkd.in

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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

Intriguing. 🤔

Lyft is working on its own digital wallet called “Lyft Cash”

First look at Lyft’s unreleased digital wallet

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Johnie

@Johnie

7 months

@GergelyOrosz @web3isgreat @molly0xFFF Finance Industry. Bernie Madoff alone was about $85B in fraud losses.

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 years

To Whom It May Concern: Thanks for reaching out. I am very happy with my role at {{Current Company | fallback: hand}}. If things change, I will reach out to {{Target Company | fallback: you}}. Sincerely, {{Name | fallback:me}}

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@Johnie

4 months

@RandyWestergren @kevinsekniqi Whatever it's doing, at least it's doing it securely 😂

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Johnie

@Johnie

9 years

Look at the beautiful rain. Woke me up this morning. @NWSBayArea http://t.co/OXXq4XL8bK

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Johnie

@Johnie

2 years

@LBacaj There is rarely a time where the answer is straight No. Typically, it’s a mismatch in goals/assumptions. Practice saying “if we do this, what trade off will we need to make”. Surface the cost of the ask. Let your stakeholder weigh the cost benefit.

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Johnie

@Johnie

8 years

"FinTech isn't just hard, it's insanely fucking hard" Damn straight! And that's why I love it!

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Johnie

@Johnie

2 years

@thegeek_goddess @ChrisJBakke A medium made of vinyl that revolves at a speed of 33 1⁄3 rpm that was popular in the 40s and 50s. VCs love their music.

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Johnie

@Johnie

6 years

Good writeup on what we're doing at Uber - Financial Products. I can neither confirm nor deny whether these speculations are accurate 😉 #payments #mobilepayment #fintech

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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

Uber Financial Products is coming to NYC. Come join us on 2/21 for a tech talk and happy hour to hear our vision for the future of Financial Products and launching financial products at global scale #fintech #ubercash

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@Johnie

4 months

@RubenKelevra @kevinsekniqi I'd need to upgrade my data plan to wash my dishes.

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@Johnie

5 years

It's happening! Ready to announce what we're doing on Uber Financial Products! #UberMoney #Money2020

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@Johnie

5 years

Less than 24 hours away until @phazlehurst shares with the world what the Uber Financial Products team has been working hard on in the last year. #fintech .

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4 years

@jcgolfing @rexsalisbury Behind the scenes, Citibank is composed of dozens of banks acquired over time. For over 2 decades, they've been attempting to merge their backend systems. Account opened in NYC is different system than one you open in CA. This is why the website looks like it's from the 90s.

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@Johnie

4 months

@Morgrid1 But a laundromat inside of your house! Where do I send the term sheet for this startup?

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@Johnie

7 months

@truptinatu You are not a C. Insta ad targeting working as expected.

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@Johnie

2 years

@thenftattorney @Itsjoeco Uber has a pretty significant investment in Lime with an option to acquire between 2022 and 2024 "The report said the companies had discussed giving Uber the option to buy Lime between 2022 and 2024 at a specific price."

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 years

@nycsouthpaw For some reason, this reminds me of Weekend at Bernie’s.

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2 months

It seems like all business models are now resorting to advertising. In sci-fi movies, you always see ads everywhere in future dystopian worlds. This may not be too far from the truth. ?

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Johnie

@Johnie

2 years

@RodrigoRallo @jonsakoda Give a startup too much funding all at once and they too can get obliterated.

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@Johnie

2 years

@travismlow @GergelyOrosz Hear me out What if... * You were an Agent for a team of great software engineers. * And you bid them out to highest bidders * They go from co to co building tech * And to save time, you don't need this team to work onsite. Doh! I just described software contracting.

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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

Check out #UberMoney . We're helping people Access, Manage, and Grow! #FinTech

Uber

@Uber

5 years

Today at #Money2020 we announced the launch of Uber Money, our new brand focused on delivering financial products, at Uber speed. Learn more →

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4 years

@maiab Wait! You should just get a magical laundry basket. I got mine when I met my wife.

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Johnie

@Johnie

5 years

70% of American carry and spend cash on a daily basis. Cash is not going away. “People at #Money2020 are not normal people with regard to money.”

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@Johnie

4 years

Jeez! @tiktok_us is straight up IV feed of dopamine. I downloaded out of curiosity.. next thing I knew, it’s three hours before I need to be at a morning meeting. Can’t imagine being a teenager growing up with all of this! On that note, back to my TikTok feed.

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Johnie

@Johnie

2 years

@FRAexplorer @PoliticalMessi @hkarthik Also if you’re not cut, companies aren’t making any major investments. Your opportunity cost in learning is low.

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Johnie

@Johnie

9 years

Millenials (52%) and high net worth (55%) driving mobile payment adoption http://t.co/9xxbaAjq4A #fintech http://t.co/eJGvnLIhAc

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@Johnie

1 year

@davidpmcintyre @danluu ELI5: Let’s pretend that Twitter was a newspaper. This newspaper is personalized to every individual user. Let’s say that a Cache is a physical print of a newspaper.

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Johnie

@Johnie

9 years

API-fication/Bank as a Service movement has begun. Banks that can open up quickly will win. http://t.co/TRWnoDViSb http://t.co/Fuw60B2DaS

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4 years

The most important meeting of my day in COVID. Pre-Covid, I’d get home at 6:30 or 7pm and spend an hr before bedtime. Now I get to watch them grow up and see the world through their eyes. 😍😍

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9 years

Great episode on mobile payments in retail with founder of @starbucks payment @brettking http://t.co/V0KG0HxM9y

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@Johnie

10 years

Changing value chain. “Shift away from utility-like svc, to sophisticated customer solutions" http://t.co/3JmkVWohLU http://t.co/RCgZAtc2yB

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@Johnie

2 months

@chrysb @ycombinator I don’t disagree with this, but we are nearing the peak of the hype cycle. There will be a period of disillusionment before wide propagation. A couple of years ago, everyone was saying the same thing about Web3.

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@Johnie

2 years

Rahul Ligma has some supporters in NYC. #NeverForget 💙

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@Johnie

4 years

With two young kids at home, I’m reminded of movie Life is Beautiful. Didn’t fully appreciate it until I’m trying to keep mine safe and sheltered from new reality. Daughter asked how many days before returning to school. She wants to create a calendar. 😐

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Johnie

@Johnie

2 years

@Carnage4Life @JobDoctorTessa has a great series on TikTok about 5 Stages of Leadership roles. Great insight. Don’t expect doing more of what you’re doing to get to next level. Each level is a different role with different skill set

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@Johnie

9 years

"As soon as you have a Chief Innovation Officer, you're in trouble" #money2020

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 years

Uber Financial Products is hiring! My team is hiring all across the board. We are staffing up for some exciting initiatives in 2021! Between Uber Cash, Rewards, Gift Cards, and Uber Credit and Debit Cards, we have a bunch of rol…

Johnie Lee on LinkedIn: #engineers #fintech #uber #ubercash

Uber Financial Products is hiring! My team is hiring all across the board. We are staffing up for some exciting initiatives in 2021! Between Uber Cash…

www.linkedin.com

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@Johnie

1 year

@weltluster_86 @FedGuy12 According to FDIC filing, they had net cash position of -$950M after yesterdays bank run.

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@Johnie

5 years

@CharleyMa @CharleyMa you’ve added more value to startups than some angel investors.

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@Johnie

3 months

@Guidux Most routers have a Traffic Monitor feature built into it. I have an Asus Router which allows me to monitor traffic from each of the devices attached to the network. If you want more advanced packet analysis, you can install tcpdump on your router to

[Wireless Router] Introduction of Traffic Monitor | Official Support | ASUS Global

www.asus.com

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Johnie

@Johnie

4 years

@rishmishra It’s all about CAC. You either lower CAC by building an interesting product ( @chime @RobinhoodApp ) or you solve CAC by extending a captive audience ( @Facebook @google or @uber ). It’s the same formula. Once you have that, the core fundamentals are the same but with a better UX.

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@hkarthik I take the other side of this prediction. Leaders want to get people back to the office. The supply of workers are increasing with all of the layoffs. Workers are not in a strong bargaining position in this market.

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2 years

My favorite part of my weekends now is catch up on all of the FinTech newsletters. So much happening. Thanks @NikMilanovic @mikulaja @AlexH_Johnson @protocol @FintechTakes

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