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Aspiring Cowboy Knight. Part History, Part Sage, Part Injun. Author of A Long Way Back to Zion. Host of the Cap-O Podcast.

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2024 is gonna be a wacky ride, so I wrote you all a 3-part dystopian epic adventure to distract you. The last book of the series just dropped today. Have fun.
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@TimothyNerozzi They’re gonna do it even harder this time
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@AuronMacintyre I tried to tell people this after I taught public school for awhile. None of them want to believe it. Everyone just thinks you’re being dramatic when you tell them how bad it is with a lot of kids.
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@dantypo I’d be grumpy too if I didn’t have any cultural whimsy or connection to my ancestors.
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@DelusionPosting The 8% to everyone else…
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Among Marvel Comic Book and Disney Movie buffs, there is a culture that applies a certain special-needs-child’s level of understanding of history, morality, and human nature to everything they’re “interested” in for any given 24 hour period.
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Among Civil War buffs, there is a culture that honors both sides of the conflict. That peaked in the 1990s and now there's a new generation interested in the War that refuses to honor the Confederates. This befuddles & angers the boomers that grew up with the Both Sides approach
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@newscientist So was slavery. So I guess slavery isn’t so negative and taboo then, right?
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@JessKD5 @Human101Nature Fake news, they were obviously on the prowl and hungry for manflesh.
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@Historycourses Me and the boys getting jacked up to go after the hell pig with a pointy stick.
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@sabrewulf001 @contramordor Easy there bucko. When Indians get too rowdy in America they end up on reservations with multi-generational drinking problems, historically speaking, of course.
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@dbongino They don’t care about the precedent. They don’t intend to allow their opposition to hold political power at a federal level ever again.
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@OKWildlifeDept Being landlocked does help with oceanic fears, but all of the cursed Indian burial grounds and ancient grassland cryptids make up for it.
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@JustinMSparks “Beelzebub, your time has expired…we will now hear from Mammon.”
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@joedwhitetalks @akafacehots @POTUS “According to historians” lmao.
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@Greg1Garrett @Baylor They’re reading Harry Potter in college because most high schoolers are graduating at a 5th grade reading level.
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@libsoftiktok Abortion is a sacrament to them so this makes a lot of sense actually.
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@damonimani Me spying on my wife trying to figure out how she got you to put this in my feed today…
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This dudes ancestor watching him impotently post cringe on Twitter knowing he couldn’t sit a horse, bend a bow, or cut a trail if his life depended on it.
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Fuck the USA... ITS ALL STOLEN LAND
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@libertysafeinc The CEO of Yeungling rn, trying to figure out how hard it would be to start making safes-
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@JeremyDBoreing Counterpoint. You’re still allowed to say Christ is King even if Andrew Tate says it.
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@thecigarpig @LakotaMan1 Lol. Go read literally any history book…
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@TurnipMerchant What floors me is that the LCMS just cannot(or will not) see that the biggest issue most of us have with this whole thing is that, like every other institution, they simply will not risk condemning the heretics on the left. Cowardly behavior. I don’t care for Mahler. But they’re…
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@th3v0t4ry Maybe the only Democrat add ever that features a straight white nuclear family sitting around a dinner table. 🤷🏻‍♂️ weird. Throwing in the little baby was a weird touch I thought too.
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@EricDLombardi If our side wins we will tax soy, butt plugs, and funko pops until people like you are forced to take a flotilla to Haiti just to escape the taxes.
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@MattWalshBlog “Okay Javier, now release the bull.” “I thought that was the bull!?” “Nah that was just a yearling…this is the bull” *pulls gate* *chaos ensues* *laughs in spanish*
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@ShitpostGate @th3v0t4ry It’s a Springfield XD, fmj ammo, nothing in the chamber. It’s in the middle console or on a magnet somewhere
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@CountDankulaTV Hey that’s more than Elizabeth Warren
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@lewthewise11 Sorry your pedo buddy got yeeted dude. Real sad.
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You’re laughing, but thousands of women are going to read this and tell people that it’s true with a straight face while fervently believing it.
@DailyMail
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Debunking the myth of the male hunter: Prehistoric women were BETTER at hunting than men, study claims
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@iamyesyouareno If you bully @LakotaMan1 even a little he will run, block you, and leave you with a great scalp to show off to your friends.
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@OKWildlifeDept If you bite it back it cancels out the venom and you can just go home.
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@Rohr42_ @deaflibertarian The urbanite mind cannot comprehend rural life.
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@DailyMail 10-1 odds the chick that wrote this article was oddly obsessed with that hunger games chick with the bow while they were in highschool.
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@Manhattva Me to my Mormon bros who hate wickedness as much as I do.
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@paulwaldman1 On behalf of the rural whites, this is how we feel about it.
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@ClownWorld_ This would be a fun experiment. By third quarter they’d all be failing.
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@Partisan_O They did pretty good with McCarthys work on that one. Would’ve liked more focus on Bell’s monologues on watching what he sees as the collapse of western civilization. Outstanding movie
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@DaleStarkA10 Last weekend at a competition I watched a guy with a palmetto and magpul flip-up sights outshoot nearly 1/2 the field. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Emilio2763 Why are her titties out though? (Not sure if she explained it or not I had to mute after 7 seconds)
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@Human101Nature 🤣🤣🤣 oh lord my fuckin sides are in orbit…
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@OKWildlifeDept OKC based? Oh well…Lemme know when you guys need a field correspondent in the panhandle then I guess.
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Here’s a very scientific study I did of the comment section: Angry Rainbow/Pronoun people- 50% Angry comic book/disney people- 12% Angry hippos- 5% Angry DC staffers- 5% Angry Black people- 13% Angry black rainbow pronoun comic Disney probably also DC staffers people- 15%
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@pinkylover37 @GraduatedBen There’s both. And combinations.
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@MrDanielBuck What I saw while I was teaching was that about 50% of teachers and 100% of administration believed that the bad kids and lowest performing kids in the class were the most important and should be coddled and focused on to the detriment and exclusion of good kids and smart kids.
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@cossack_pulpit I’m really proud of you for being such a good and righteous person in a pure and blameless political moral tribe who is collectively driven by (or blamed for) one single moral issue. I’m sure in 150 years the popular culture of the day will think you’re really virtuous as well.
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@DaleStarkA10 Even my innocent sweet normie city relatives think this way. The left has done a great job of othering normal rural red America. I don’t see how this ends up anywhere that isn’t tragic for all sides involved.
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Book recommendation. @braxton_mccoy wrote this brilliantly and beautifully. It’s like he tore his own heart out, examined it carefully, and learned the secrets of truth, purpose, and human nature. Not many are willing to do that especially publicly. It’s good. Real good.
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@oglibate I understand this is a serious question, but the immature kid in me says, leave the AR and grab the Henry instead, go for cowboy style points. Tomahawk and knife too. Scalp 'em and blame the indians even though there ain't none around. Achievement unlocked: Comanche Moon Kill
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@doubledsdouble @braxton_mccoy Oh, only 15% of the electorate wants white genocide. No big deal guys.
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@HAv2RtrnVdeoTps “L” for “lesson learned”
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In a time when “alt-right” and “racist white supremacy” is political talk for “anything democrats don’t like” this is nothing but a condemnation of conservative Christians who haven’t abandoned God for the worship of the state. Call me whatever you want. I’ll be prayin for ya.
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After affirming absolutely everything in the New Catechism, the president of the LCMS has unilaterally condemned the first detractors as “alt-right” and called for their excommunication.
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@ThatAxeTho @GathererSkull Took a whole cow to make my man’s belt here.
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@servetus Imagine being a member of the “pride” movement and thinking everyone else is morally and theologically incorrect and you’re righteous and good.
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@Bornakang That’s an Appalachian elf so it’s not your fault.
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@jd_sauvage Don’t really have a dog in this fight but I lived in Utah for a bit and….nah. Dunno bout the Amish, but the Mormons? Organized, prepared, fit, big into guns, spend a lot of time in the mountains and woods. I found them to be pretty capable folks as a group.
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@lecternleader The day it happened I told the kids in my highschool English class that someday this picture and the one of the Buffalo hat guy will be in their own kids history books for good or for ill.
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As someone who writes I will often come across lines while reading and say “damnit that’s good I wish I had thought of it.” I’m only halfway through this and I’ve done that a few times already. @wayofftheres I have a tinge of writers-envy. Well done. Go get the book peeps.
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@DrTELS @LBHF Literally can’t fathom living in such a joke of a country surrounded by pitiful eunuchs like this. How does a culture so completely destroy itself and devolve into this kind of dystopian clown show?
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@dougboneparth It’s a terrible place. Lawlessness abounds. Packs of wild dogs roam the streets of the towns and the prairie is full of terrible beasts that eat tourists. The ghosts of comanche and kiowa stalk the night. I wouldn’t risk a visit.
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@SJBreads @OKWildlifeDept The rest of Oklahoma doesn’t really think about us much and we like it that way because we’re plotting our secession and creation of the state of Cimarron.
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@OliviaTroye Yes this was obviously real and very serious. Absolutely.
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@AllenGreenMD1 @AuronMacintyre What I experienced was functionally you are forced to either slow way down and lower standards dramatically so that the majority can keep up OR teach to higher standards and higher level and let the ones who are incapable (or don’t care) fall further back. A lot of people will…
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@smcroasters Hard to tell but that is totally a human spine she brought me as an offering.
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@reddit_lies To be fair he did partially “disarm” one of them. *drums, cymbal*
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@davenewworld_2 Number 14- My state just rounded up all non-binary afrolesbian socialist and put them on a boat and sent them to Antarctica. Super serious guys.
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Lived in Utah for a year or so while my wife went to college there. I hope he succeeds. While I don’t agree with their theology, I think the LDS Republic would be a mighty ally to the future Feudal Kingdom of Cimarron.
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Chris Hardman - Sauna King. 🌲
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My ancestors settled Utah and I'm going to take it back from the people who don't belong here and are trying to ruin it.
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@lindypatagonia Bro watched that B.J. Novak movie and was like ah yes, this is rural America. Lol.
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*Slingblade voice* “It ain’t got no gas in it.”
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@jacobrosecrants Sen. Lankford is as Conservative as Barack Obama was in 2008. There i fixed it for you. You’re welcome.
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@9mm_smg And that word is: Sovereignty
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@torianoporter Translation: “it’s only okay for athletes to share their beliefs if they agree with me.”
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@GraduatedBen It’s cause he was a popular Baptist and all the Baptist voted for him because he was Baptist. By the time he was in there and an incumbent many of them soured on him but then it was too late.
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@iamAtheistGirl Imagine looking around at all these societal problems caused by broken homes/dead-beat dads/single moms and sneering at it and saying “good! This is how it should be!” Out of pettiness and spite. This is why we think yall shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
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@Manhattva The fact that I went to all those years of highschool, then college, got a degree in history, and never once heard Weimar Germany mentioned by any teacher or professor is troubling to me now looking back.
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@TimOnPoint Me immediately assuming this is about not just lizards, but demonic lizards.
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Lol. Ima buy another holster from this guy. Gangster shit. Best holster I’ve ever owned btw.
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@dannythedood27 @Shadzey1 Cool, the refund usually takes like 3 days to hit your account.
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“People are confused… *sad music* …the confused people are doing confused things. So sad… but anyways don’t forget this pride month the real threat is NAZIS! Doing…nazi…things. And…racism! Yeah racism is the worst!” Dude. We get it. You are scared of making democrats mad…
@SuchATimeLCMS
For Such a Time As This — LCMS
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Please click through to see and hear President Harrison offer encouragement in the midst of Pride and a degraded culture. Thanks be to God for this faithful witness and support, and for the blood of Jesus Christ which cleanses us from all Sin.
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@RobProvince This is what teaching public school was like half the time.
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@RevChrisDavis Y’all just aren’t going to admit you were wrong, huh? I guess I wouldn’t want to either if it meant facing up to how much spiritual harm was done to individuals and the church during those couple years.
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@DarkMatter2525 @Cernovich There are no deep Red cities. There are only blue and pink and purple cities in red states. Look at the electoral map.
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@ljg1201 @TomEndris @bennyjohnson Nah he’ll probably just turn around, bend over, and say “harder daddy.”
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@veganfitnessric Im going to start eating 2 animals a day so it cancels out a vegan diet.
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@DavidAFrench All those words to say “if the majority decides to make it legal to cut off a minor’s genitals, we gotta let ‘em do it. We are a democracy after all hyuck hyuck hyuck.”
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@JustMakingIt22 Honestly never met a conservative who was cool with this kinda stuff.
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@bmunger16 @GabriellaCKelly “A reimagining of HIS stories” lol why not write your own story? Surely you non-racist leftist peeps should be able to produce something just as good right?…right? Oh you can’t? That’s why everything is a remake of a remake, hollowed out and soulless just like you? Huh. Weird.
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@wayofftheres Got mine just in time for Jihad day
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@RealAdam_Schitt @Human101Nature Actually I heard he didn’t make it and was eaten.
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Me with my Macro pointed at my right testicle, but it’s in a red balloon holster so I’m thinking I’m good…but, still…nah, it’s fine….
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@Lead_Flinger There’s no fixing someone that far gone.
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@wayofftheres I’m just a little Fud-curious…
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@Wanderknews @KylePierce96 @Harli3946 @theistinthought I’ve got a catholic buddy whose always telling me sola scriptura is “bad” because people will just interpret things incorrectly/however they want and bizarrely this is the best example I’ve seen of what he’s saying.
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@GovStitt Enough people took note of all the transient lowlifes that have migrated to their communities since medicinal passed. Every bridge in OKC is a homeless druggie encampment. Pleasantly surprised enough people saw it as a problem and voted No.
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@wayofftheres Hey, math is hard. That’s why I like to use a combination of the magic arts of Kentucky windage, the force, and walking-it-in-thur
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@braxton_mccoy Put some tire marks on a rainbow street painting and it’s all the way to the bottom of the dungeon.
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@lovemylife81 In my defense I don’t think most people should be voting, so I’m not just picking on the ladies. That being said you make some very simple, reasonable, and pragmatic points here…how dare you.
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@JoshEakle If “American values” do indeed mean Satanic displays in public, then bring on the fire and brimstone by all means. Though I think you presume a little much when you say “American values”
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@OKWildlifeDept Oh well excuse me some people are on a budget out here. Next you’ll tell me I need a “plug” for my shotgun or a “license.”
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@4N6Steve @SJBreads @OKWildlifeDept We’re currently in secret talks with our Texas Panhandle brethren
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Let the reader understand. The left may deny human nature, but they know how to use it to gain political power. The right will acknowledge human nature in theory then ignore it in governance.
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Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴
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The French and Bolshevik revolutions didn’t really win because they had great rhetorical devices or tremendously helpful ideologies. They won because they struck a nerve with poor people and help them solve some pretty basic problems created through society’s inattention.
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@Partisan_O The rule should be simple: Wanna wear a cowboy hat? You should be capable of doing cowboy stuff. If you can’t do cowboy stuff, you can still wear one but there may be snickering and mocking.
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