2024 is gonna be a wacky ride, so I wrote you all a 3-part dystopian epic adventure to distract you. The last book of the series just dropped today. Have fun.
@AuronMacintyre
I tried to tell people this after I taught public school for awhile. None of them want to believe it. Everyone just thinks you’re being dramatic when you tell them how bad it is with a lot of kids.
Among Marvel Comic Book and Disney Movie buffs, there is a culture that applies a certain special-needs-child’s level of understanding of history, morality, and human nature to everything they’re “interested” in for any given 24 hour period.
Among Civil War buffs, there is a culture that honors both sides of the conflict. That peaked in the 1990s and now there's a new generation interested in the War that refuses to honor the Confederates. This befuddles & angers the boomers that grew up with the Both Sides approach
@sabrewulf001
@contramordor
Easy there bucko. When Indians get too rowdy in America they end up on reservations with multi-generational drinking problems, historically speaking, of course.
@OKWildlifeDept
Being landlocked does help with oceanic fears, but all of the cursed Indian burial grounds and ancient grassland cryptids make up for it.
This dudes ancestor watching him impotently post cringe on Twitter knowing he couldn’t sit a horse, bend a bow, or cut a trail if his life depended on it.
@TurnipMerchant
What floors me is that the LCMS just cannot(or will not) see that the biggest issue most of us have with this whole thing is that, like every other institution, they simply will not risk condemning the heretics on the left. Cowardly behavior. I don’t care for Mahler. But they’re…
@th3v0t4ry
Maybe the only Democrat add ever that features a straight white nuclear family sitting around a dinner table. 🤷🏻♂️ weird. Throwing in the little baby was a weird touch I thought too.
@EricDLombardi
If our side wins we will tax soy, butt plugs, and funko pops until people like you are forced to take a flotilla to Haiti just to escape the taxes.
@MattWalshBlog
“Okay Javier, now release the bull.”
“I thought that was the bull!?”
“Nah that was just a yearling…this is the bull”
*pulls gate* *chaos ensues* *laughs in spanish*
@Partisan_O
They did pretty good with McCarthys work on that one. Would’ve liked more focus on Bell’s monologues on watching what he sees as the collapse of western civilization. Outstanding movie
Here’s a very scientific study I did of the comment section:
Angry Rainbow/Pronoun people- 50%
Angry comic book/disney people- 12%
Angry hippos- 5%
Angry DC staffers- 5%
Angry Black people- 13%
Angry black rainbow pronoun comic Disney probably also DC staffers people- 15%
@MrDanielBuck
What I saw while I was teaching was that about 50% of teachers and 100% of administration believed that the bad kids and lowest performing kids in the class were the most important and should be coddled and focused on to the detriment and exclusion of good kids and smart kids.
@cossack_pulpit
I’m really proud of you for being such a good and righteous person in a pure and blameless political moral tribe who is collectively driven by (or blamed for) one single moral issue. I’m sure in 150 years the popular culture of the day will think you’re really virtuous as well.
@DaleStarkA10
Even my innocent sweet normie city relatives think this way. The left has done a great job of othering normal rural red America. I don’t see how this ends up anywhere that isn’t tragic for all sides involved.
Book recommendation.
@braxton_mccoy
wrote this brilliantly and beautifully. It’s like he tore his own heart out, examined it carefully, and learned the secrets of truth, purpose, and human nature. Not many are willing to do that especially publicly. It’s good. Real good.
@oglibate
I understand this is a serious question, but the immature kid in me says, leave the AR and grab the Henry instead, go for cowboy style points. Tomahawk and knife too. Scalp 'em and blame the indians even though there ain't none around. Achievement unlocked: Comanche Moon Kill
In a time when “alt-right” and “racist white supremacy” is political talk for “anything democrats don’t like” this is nothing but a condemnation of conservative Christians who haven’t abandoned God for the worship of the state. Call me whatever you want. I’ll be prayin for ya.
After affirming absolutely everything in the New Catechism, the president of the LCMS has unilaterally condemned the first detractors as “alt-right” and called for their excommunication.
@servetus
Imagine being a member of the “pride” movement and thinking everyone else is morally and theologically incorrect and you’re righteous and good.
@jd_sauvage
Don’t really have a dog in this fight but I lived in Utah for a bit and….nah. Dunno bout the Amish, but the Mormons? Organized, prepared, fit, big into guns, spend a lot of time in the mountains and woods. I found them to be pretty capable folks as a group.
@lecternleader
The day it happened I told the kids in my highschool English class that someday this picture and the one of the Buffalo hat guy will be in their own kids history books for good or for ill.
As someone who writes I will often come across lines while reading and say “damnit that’s good I wish I had thought of it.” I’m only halfway through this and I’ve done that a few times already.
@wayofftheres
I have a tinge of writers-envy. Well done. Go get the book peeps.
@DrTELS
@LBHF
Literally can’t fathom living in such a joke of a country surrounded by pitiful eunuchs like this. How does a culture so completely destroy itself and devolve into this kind of dystopian clown show?
@dougboneparth
It’s a terrible place. Lawlessness abounds. Packs of wild dogs roam the streets of the towns and the prairie is full of terrible beasts that eat tourists. The ghosts of comanche and kiowa stalk the night. I wouldn’t risk a visit.
@SJBreads
@OKWildlifeDept
The rest of Oklahoma doesn’t really think about us much and we like it that way because we’re plotting our secession and creation of the state of Cimarron.
@AllenGreenMD1
@AuronMacintyre
What I experienced was functionally you are forced to either slow way down and lower standards dramatically so that the majority can keep up OR teach to higher standards and higher level and let the ones who are incapable (or don’t care) fall further back.
A lot of people will…
@davenewworld_2
Number 14- My state just rounded up all non-binary afrolesbian socialist and put them on a boat and sent them to Antarctica. Super serious guys.
Lived in Utah for a year or so while my wife went to college there. I hope he succeeds. While I don’t agree with their theology, I think the LDS Republic would be a mighty ally to the future Feudal Kingdom of Cimarron.
@GraduatedBen
It’s cause he was a popular Baptist and all the Baptist voted for him because he was Baptist. By the time he was in there and an incumbent many of them soured on him but then it was too late.
@iamAtheistGirl
Imagine looking around at all these societal problems caused by broken homes/dead-beat dads/single moms and sneering at it and saying “good! This is how it should be!” Out of pettiness and spite.
This is why we think yall shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
@Manhattva
The fact that I went to all those years of highschool, then college, got a degree in history, and never once heard Weimar Germany mentioned by any teacher or professor is troubling to me now looking back.
“People are confused… *sad music* …the confused people are doing confused things. So sad… but anyways don’t forget this pride month the real threat is NAZIS! Doing…nazi…things. And…racism! Yeah racism is the worst!”
Dude. We get it. You are scared of making democrats mad…
Please click through to see and hear President Harrison offer encouragement in the midst of Pride and a degraded culture. Thanks be to God for this faithful witness and support, and for the blood of Jesus Christ which cleanses us from all Sin.
@RevChrisDavis
Y’all just aren’t going to admit you were wrong, huh? I guess I wouldn’t want to either if it meant facing up to how much spiritual harm was done to individuals and the church during those couple years.
@DavidAFrench
All those words to say “if the majority decides to make it legal to cut off a minor’s genitals, we gotta let ‘em do it. We are a democracy after all hyuck hyuck hyuck.”
@bmunger16
@GabriellaCKelly
“A reimagining of HIS stories” lol why not write your own story? Surely you non-racist leftist peeps should be able to produce something just as good right?…right? Oh you can’t? That’s why everything is a remake of a remake, hollowed out and soulless just like you? Huh. Weird.
@Wanderknews
@KylePierce96
@Harli3946
@theistinthought
I’ve got a catholic buddy whose always telling me sola scriptura is “bad” because people will just interpret things incorrectly/however they want and bizarrely this is the best example I’ve seen of what he’s saying.
@GovStitt
Enough people took note of all the transient lowlifes that have migrated to their communities since medicinal passed. Every bridge in OKC is a homeless druggie encampment. Pleasantly surprised enough people saw it as a problem and voted No.
@lovemylife81
In my defense I don’t think most people should be voting, so I’m not just picking on the ladies.
That being said you make some very simple, reasonable, and pragmatic points here…how dare you.
@JoshEakle
If “American values” do indeed mean Satanic displays in public, then bring on the fire and brimstone by all means.
Though I think you presume a little much when you say “American values”
Let the reader understand. The left may deny human nature, but they know how to use it to gain political power.
The right will acknowledge human nature in theory then ignore it in governance.
The French and Bolshevik revolutions didn’t really win because they had great rhetorical devices or tremendously helpful ideologies. They won because they struck a nerve with poor people and help them solve some pretty basic problems created through society’s inattention.
@Partisan_O
The rule should be simple:
Wanna wear a cowboy hat? You should be capable of doing cowboy stuff.
If you can’t do cowboy stuff, you can still wear one but there may be snickering and mocking.