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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

12 days

Since I have been inundated with people asking for updates, I have been accepted into membership at an LCMS congregation:

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1 year

Dan McLaughlin

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1 year

Gender differences are real. Religious differences are real. Cultural differences are real. Racial differences are not real.

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2 years

BREAKING: FBI finds 200 corpses, 4 quadrillion terabytes of child porn, and personal journal where former president Trump wrote, “I will march on congress and break as many laws as possible on January 6” at Mar-a-Lago

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How long has it been since a politician accused another politician of blasphemy? Seems like a positive development.

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2 months

JUST IN - Trump calls on Biden and the White House to issue an apology to Catholics and Christians across America.

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8 months

Somehow the Luftwaffe is responsible for the majority of Victorian and Georgian architecture being torn down in the 1960s and 1970s to make way for concrete and glass.

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The Luftwaffe

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7 months

“Come Out Ye Black and Tans” has a different meaning now.

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2 years

The absolute state of American Baptists

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@TurnipMerchant

6 months

Sherman was a White supremacist.

𝓥𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓽 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸

@ThePuppylorian

6 months

can we give the Forrest statues the same treatment? they'd look so nice melted down

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6 months

This is malicious projection, considering the last century was marked by secular types constantly telling Evangelicals that they were overreacting while their predictions came true almost immediately.

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10 months

Yeah, why wasn’t he tried?

Dan McLaughlin

@baseballcrank

10 months

Periodic reminder: we should have hanged Jefferson Davis.

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11 months

Don’t forget it

Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

11 months

Anytime someone says to me that they take James Lindsay seriously, I immediately lose respect for them. Can’t help it. It’s involuntary at this point. Even worse when they recommend him to me.

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1 year

I’m beginning to think that the US has just never had elections

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@NoJesuitTricks

1 year

Lyndon Baines Johnson got his break into the big time in 1948 when he won his first Senate race in Texas in a rigged election. He beat his rival, former state governor, Coke Stevenson, by a mere 87 votes out of 988,000. In the week before voting day, it looked as if he would

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Why is “communism” so hard to say?

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@TheBabylonBee

2 years

Trudeau Tests Positive For Fascism

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“Monty Python wasn’t really that funny”

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@TurnipMerchant

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Today on May 15th, 2024, a close friend of mine sent me a public Facebook post and YouTube video from First Lutheran Church. As read out by Reverend Joseph Highley on the morning of May 12th, First Lutheran Church in Ponca City has declared me excommunicated.

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@TurnipMerchant

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If I were in the Christian clergy and saw whites digging up dead pagan religions, it would be a cause for introspection. How did Christendom fail so spectacularly that one particular ethnicity now finds Christianity to be wholly inadequate? Those who understand will preserver.

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2 months

It was really cool how almost every “Christian conservative” declared that saying “Christ is King” is antisemitic during a wave of laws banning antisemitism.

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Will Chamberlain

@willchamberlain

8 months

Lindsay Graham just called for regime change in Iran on Fox News

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On January 21st, I wrote a Twitter thread outlining issues that I and others had with the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod's new edition of Luther's Large Catechism. After it was pulled and later re-released and reaffirmed, a lot has changed for me. So, what has happened?

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@TurnipMerchant

4 months

We’re back?

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@iv_times

5 months

Trump says Barron plays war games on his laptop 😆

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American Protestant denominations have declined from some 98% of the population at the start of the country to under 50%, but their main focus is on the foreign missions. The leaders of these denominations will lecture you about neighbors while abandoning their own countrymen.

Smash Baals

@smashbaals

11 months

Many such cases.

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@TurnipMerchant

1 year

The Lutheran Church Missouri Synod just put out a new edition of Luther’s Large Catechism, one of the main books used to teach people about Christianity and what it means to be a Christian. So, what got added?

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@TurnipMerchant

1 year

The facts don’t line up

Jose L Garcia

@BuffEverSmoke

1 year

@BadTheoryTakes @Sargon_of_Akkad Prior to the 1960s, Blacks had thriving communities, went to college, became professionals, over 70% were born into a mother and father, they had conservative values, ate traditional foods and had less chronic health issues. Then Democrats happened to them.

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@TurnipMerchant

9 months

Americans didn’t even make the term “melting pot”

Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

10 months

It wasn’t Americans who comprised the leadership of the new atheism movement It wasn’t Americans who first legalized homosexuality It wasn’t Americans who invented or operated sex-reassignment clinics It wasn’t Americans who first instituted democracy on an Anglo population

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@TurnipMerchant

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A pastor informed me that this isn’t so bad.

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@100YearsAgoLive

1 year

Soviet Prosecutor Nikolai Krylenko makes his closing speech in the Moscow show trial of 16 priests, demanding the death penalty, “not because we are bloodthirsty, but because this is a political necessity. We must safeguard our regime.”

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@TurnipMerchant

4 months

This man is a pastor and controls who does and doesn’t commune. He’s also considered a conservative in his church body.

Rev. Christopher J. Neuendorf 🦬

@cjneuendorf

4 months

Communists kill for practical reasons, or for class resentment. Nazis kill because they want to cleanse the race. Communists kill because of what their victims do. Nazis kill because of what their victims are. And that makes me loathe the Nazis more than the Communists. 15/15

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@TurnipMerchant

10 months

What an interesting notification to get

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@TurnipMerchant

10 months

The same pastors who went to bat for Lizzo after I expressed my disapproval are now trashing that new populist musician for saying mean words and misusing “God”. This is not to point out their hypocrisy. This is to show that they will find any reason to hate you and your people.

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@TurnipMerchant

8 months

There are no major opposition groups in the country, because they all believe in the foundational narrative and religion of Civil Rights. The GOP isn’t even controlled opposition. They’re just heterodox believers.

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@TurnipMerchant

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And with that, most people who lived in the US throughout its history have been condemned as “far right” by a guy named Shenvi.

Neil Shenvi

@NeilShenvi

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I define the far-right as those who hold the following stances: The U.S. should be a White ethnostate. Interracial marriage is wrong. Jews are a uniquely pernicious people group.

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@TurnipMerchant

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Out of everything that’s happened this year, the thing I least expected was ostensibly Christian clergymen telling people to not say “Christ it king” because they think it’s a dogwhistle.

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@TurnipMerchant

8 months

It’s not often that you get “open borders for thee, ethnostate for me” in the same post.

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@TurnipMerchant

1 year

Yes… not Europe

Chris Rosebrough

@piratechristian

1 year

Fact: Christianity is not a European Religion. Christianity went to Africa long before it ever went to Europe.

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@TurnipMerchant

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The last few generations of clergy will go down in history as the ones who ended over a millennium of Western Christendom in the name of anti-racism and toleration.

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@TurnipMerchant

8 months

If I were in the Christian clergy and saw whites digging up dead pagan religions, it would be a cause for introspection. How did Christendom fail so spectacularly that one particular ethnicity now finds Christianity to be wholly inadequate? Those who understand will preserver.

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The “freedom” that you’re placing above Christianity has only existed in its current form for76 years.

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@jdunwell

6 months

My disappointment abounds as an American and as a Follower of Christ. I will not back down!!!! As a Follower of Christ, I will advocate for the building of Christ’s Kingdom through following His example of… - loving others - washing the feet of others (service) -

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Correct. The current state of Spain clearly proves that Franco did not go far enough.

Knorssman

@Knorssman

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@TurnipMerchant simping for Franco is cringe though

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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

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Anytime someone says to me that they take James Lindsay seriously, I immediately lose respect for them. Can’t help it. It’s involuntary at this point. Even worse when they recommend him to me.

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There are already dozens of pastors who refuse to recognize the validity of these charges and excommunication, and they are working to rectify this. They and I will still work to achieve peace, but Truth and right doctrine cannot be compromised in such pursuits.

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@TurnipMerchant

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The past few doxxes against ourguys has revealed them to be professional and accomplished local leaders whom everyone likes. Gotta be a great sign.

Lomez

@L0m3z

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Breaking: the Guardian has exposed a family man with a loving wife and many beautiful children, who played college basketball, worked for Google, traveled the world, then had a 10-year career in academia before starting a highly successful publishing company. I'm shook.

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James Lindsay and other mainstream “rightists” want you to ignore potentially the most monumental victory in your life so you keep paying attention to his CRT grift They want you to lose so that they can make money without doing a single thing

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The next two condemned me for having associated with men deemed too far to the right. The final two condemned me for my statements regarding the New Catechism. No charge quoted Scripture, and only one verse was ever referenced.

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@TurnipMerchant

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We went from having to colorize old photographs to having to colorize new movies.

VIKARE

@vikare06

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Lol the backstage photo on the left looks better than the actual movie

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For those in the LCMS, and for those in other churches, a question is left that must be answered: will such things be tolerated in the Church of God? I pray that it will not. Therefore, for the sake of peace and reconciliation, we will not publish all our details at this time.

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I’ve been seeing this idea circulating a lot. I don’t know how people don’t understand that Disney is consumed mainly by 20 and 30 year olds that refuse to grow up

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@TurnipMerchant

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Everyone who proclaims that the Romans killed Jesus will be happy to know that few dictators from the last century killed anyone. It was the secret police/military.

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@TurnipMerchant

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The charges follow the same vague and politically contrived rationale that was made public last May. The first condemned me for not submitting to Reverend Highley’s and First Lutheran’s ‘God-established’ authority, also condemning me for having recorded and published everything.

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@TurnipMerchant

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The CFO of Lutheran Senior Services is named “Chad Sneed”

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@TurnipMerchant

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If treated as valid, this would exclude me from every LCMS congregation. Reverend Highley and First Lutheran have done this despite resigning my membership with them on April 8th, having declared multiple times that the excommunication is a necessary punitive action.

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@TurnipMerchant

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Every “conservative” Lutheran figure appears to just be a neocon

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@TurnipMerchant

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The thing that makes you seethe the most, deep down, is that you know as well as anyone that if the Europeans wanted to, they could have moved each pyramid to a place of their choosing.

Africax5.tv

@Africax5

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The only reason why the Pyramids still exist in Africa today is because they were too heavy for Europeans to loot and put in their museums.

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@TurnipMerchant

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Germans were ethnically cleansed after the war by the Soviet Union and the Allies. Prussians, Volga Germans, Silesian Germans, and Sudeten Germans were permanently expelled from their homelands of many centuries because of their heritage.

Louise Lorent 🦬🦬

@LorentLouise

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@lutheranlaymen They're enemies of communism because of what they believe and do - external factors. Enemies of Nazism are enemies because of their genetics and ancestry - internal factors.

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@TurnipMerchant

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America potentially getting an Indian president who wants to effectively open the borders for his people has to be straight from Raspail

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@TurnipMerchant

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‘Great Replacement, but Based’ is maybe the most distilled compromise to ever exist.

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@NEWSMAX

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. @mattgaetz on the Republican Party realignment: "For every Karen we lose, there's a Julio and a Jamal ready to sign up for the MAGA movement." @CarlHigbie

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@TurnipMerchant

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Last Sunday, a few days after creating this thread, I was placed under the minor ban by email with no new information or explanation given to me. 2/5 of the charges are directly tied to the criticisms of the LCMS’s new catechism despite previous assurances.

Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

1 year

On January 21st, I wrote a Twitter thread outlining issues that I and others had with the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod's new edition of Luther's Large Catechism. After it was pulled and later re-released and reaffirmed, a lot has changed for me. So, what has happened?

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@TurnipMerchant

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So over the weekend, the conservatives adopted a new dogma of censoring Christianity, and the given reason was to guard the feelings of a protected class.

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@TurnipMerchant

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Oh boy I made it onto the list of big names

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@TurnipMerchant

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The amount of psyops and idiocy that people fall for is astounding

UBERSOY

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Based?

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@TurnipMerchant

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Everything is a blank slate until the concept of hereditary reactionaries is mentioned.

Alaric The Barbarian

@0xAlaric

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Reminder that when insane libs talk about Confederates or Nazis it’s a very thin stand-in for conservative White Americans

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@TurnipMerchant

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After affirming absolutely everything in the New Catechism, the president of the LCMS has unilaterally condemned the first detractors as “alt-right” and called for their excommunication.

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@TurnipMerchant

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(Not in any particular order) First we have the LCMS, speaking for conservative Lutherans, entirely denying self defense and bearing arms being moral.

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@TurnipMerchant

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A noticeable contingent of conservative pastors want you to post your name and congregation so that they can purge you.

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@TurnipMerchant

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For some reason, I doubt anyone in the LCMS will be justifying a minor ban for this man who is flagrantly promoting violence and breaking the eighth commandment.

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@TurnipMerchant

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Next, we have an equivocation of homosexuality, pornography, sodomy, pedophilia, whorishness, and transgenderism with heterosexual fornication outside of sex. That is, the LCMS can’t say “sodomy is evil” without softening it with “but so is straight sex before marriage”.

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@TurnipMerchant

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BCE starts in 1619, CE starts in 1945

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It was strange watching DeSantis’s campaign start as a way to flank Trump from the right only to devolve to typical neocon arguments about being more respectable, even-tempered, mature, and experienced.

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@TurnipMerchant

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We need a word for when lefties try to one-up the right and just end up advocating something the right would like

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@TurnipMerchant

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Very serious Conservative Lutheran pastors believe that no husbands talked to their wives until modernity rescued the wives from the dreary clutches of their husbands.

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@TurnipMerchant

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Here we have the New Catechism affirming a reality behind transgenderism, saying that it is in fact real and as described by those pushing it. This is a complete denial of God’s creation, but that shouldn’t be surprising. Also listed in this New Catechism is…

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I’ve had the misfortune of seeing commercials on the TV, and there’s not a single white family in the advertisements. Not one. They’re all mixed or non-white

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@TurnipMerchant

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A certain kind of Conservative attributes everything wrong now to “the Frankfurt School,” because they can’t blame the wider New Left. They can’t blame the New Left because they hold New Leftist principles. They want the Revolution to stop where they’re comfortable.

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This "radical leftist blogpost" mentioned is an article published by an Antifa front called Machaira Action. It erroneously labels me a Fascist, lies about me in other details, and relies heavily upon guilt by association.

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Fascism and the NSDAP have replaced Satan Racism has replaced original sin DEI training has replaced baptism Anti-racism has replaced good works Public capitulation has replaced penitence “Racial reconciliation” has replaced sanctification I want my religion back.

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I’m so tired of seeing “Kyiv” I’ve always used Kiev and that’s what I’ll keep using

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@TurnipMerchant

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I then asked, more pointedly, if this would be applied to people actively supporting and voting for organizations who advanced the legality of abortions and transgenderism. I was told that they would not be persecuted.

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As the illusion of normalcy and boringness slips with the slaughtering of Christians and occupation of state capitols, this narrative will stop being an easy sell. It will be clear to most normal people: there is a hostile, demonic population. The tools are a red herring.

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He then wrote a letter to the Pastor and the elders. If you remember the Antifa article mentioned earlier, he made the connection that the only reason I was asked to disassociate with Luthemplaer was because he was also in the article. The church was relying on Antifa.

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On Tuesday morning, March 7th, I was directly "informed" of the topic of the meeting, although this information was deliberately limited at the time.

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@TurnipMerchant

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The conservative mind has been totally occupied by CRT. If you try to stop being moderate or a neocon or start noticing what’s happening around you, you’ve fallen prey to the scary acronym “CRT”. Too far to the right? Against the civil rights act? Support Whites? Basically CRT.

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This letter declared that the "Alt Right" started the controversy surrounding the new Large Catechism. I immediately understood this to mean me and a few others. I was vindicated on March 1st, when my dad, an elder at our church, received this email from our Pastor:

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Dude’s never read the Psalms, let alone prayed them

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@TurnipMerchant

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If only there was someone in power who would act this way for the heritage population.

Greg Abbott

@GregAbbott_TX

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Antisemitism will not be tolerated in Texas. Today, I issued an Executive Order to fight the increase in acts of antisemitism at Texas colleges & universities. Texas stands with our Jewish students. We will ensure our college campuses are safe spaces for the Jewish community.

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It’s strange that the IDF went from knowing nothing about the world’s wackiest sneak attack to knowing for a fact that a Hamas command center was operating out of one of the oldest churches in the world.

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@TurnipMerchant

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The whole war started because the west decided we needed to die for Danzig lmao

Visegrád 24

@visegrad24

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Today Poland does for Ukraine what nobody did for Poland in 1939.

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@TurnipMerchant

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Behind the “good” and “based” conservative mask is always a neocon who is rabid to see the light of day again.

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@TurnipMerchant

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“Dixie” just means normal society now

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@TurnipMerchant

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Probably this, actually

Joel Ellenwood

@_InfiniteZeal

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Which of the following do you most hate Woodrow Wilson for? A) Dragging America into WWI B) Reintroducing segregation in the federal government C) Implementing income tax D) Locking up dissidents E) Signing the federal reserve act into law

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@TurnipMerchant

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Remember those people that were “based” and “right wing” that were saying that Islam is so much more based than Christianity?

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@TurnipMerchant

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Thousands of “Conservative” analyses of fascism and maybe two of them will even address this:

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@TurnipMerchant

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It’s a lot bolder than a generic threat. Every single person that sees this understands what it means. That’s why everyone either supports it or despises it. He’s not dumb enough to miss this simple observation. And he continues to do it.

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@DaveKindredSole

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In the Age of Turnipseed, "What's your pastor's name?" is essentially a threat. It means 'Shut up or get church discipline'. Church discipline for holding more theologically orthodox beliefs than the Synod hierarchy.

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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

1 year

The original thread is attached. A great number of laymen and pastors wrote their concerns to the President of the LCMS, Matthew Harrison, and the book was pulled. Nine days later, everything was reaffirmed.

Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

1 year

The Lutheran Church Missouri Synod just put out a new edition of Luther’s Large Catechism, one of the main books used to teach people about Christianity and what it means to be a Christian. So, what got added?

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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

2 years

It’s insane that some people still resent their parents for waking them up early on Sunday morning

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@GoodPoliticGuy

2 years

good morning

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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

1 year

On February 21st, Matthew Harrison released a letter through rather unorthodox channels which condemned the "Alt Right" as unchristian and called for their excommunication.

Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

1 year

After affirming absolutely everything in the New Catechism, the president of the LCMS has unilaterally condemned the first detractors as “alt-right” and called for their excommunication.

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Ryan Turnipseed 🦬

@TurnipMerchant

1 year

Remember

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