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Captain of Pirate Christian Media, Host of Fighting for the Faith and Pastor of Kongsvinger Lutheran Church

North Dakota
Joined April 2009
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3 years
@johnpavlovitz You are aware that Jesus is the same God who told Moses to write the words recorded in Leviticus, right?
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the empire of lies has zero tolerance for truth
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Christ is risen!!
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
bethelchurchandchristianity on Instagram is reporting that Bethel Church in Redding cancelled their "healing rooms" yesterday apparently due to Coronavirus fears. Well that's awkward. This once again proves that Bethel does not live up to the demands of their false theology.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
EVERY "prophet" who said that God said Trump would win and remain in office needs to delete ALL of their social media, youtube videos and podcasts and confess that they're frauds and a false prophets and then disappear FOREVER from any kind of public 'ministry'!
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3 years
January 20th, 2021 is the day when God intervened and Trumped the False Prophets! It's time to cut them all off and see them for the cancer that they are to the Body of Christ.
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9 months
Sarah Young now knows that it wasn't Jesus who was calling her and that her life's work of 'Jesus Calling' was a demonic deception.
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Chris Rosebrough
2 years
I do NOT have bodily autonomy. I was purchased from slavery to sin, death and the devil by the blood of Christ. “You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.” (1 Corinthians 6:19–20)
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2 years
Praise be to Christ! The murdering of unborn children is now illegal in my home state of North Dakota!!
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1 year
Another night of crazy awesome Aurora Borealis.
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Chris Rosebrough
1 year
The Rite of Excommunication is administered for Corey Mahler. It begins 4:57 into the service. Sobering. Pray for Corey's repentance.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
I hold this truth to be self-evident, God created us male and female.
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Chris Rosebrough
1 year
Huge Geomagnetic Storm tonight made an amazing Aurora.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
Aurora over Kongsvinger Lutheran Church. I captured this tonight.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
Last night, as I was wrapping up photographing the Aurora Borealis, I shot this composition of the Milky Way. I was stunned by how this turned out.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Since, Bill Johnson of Bethel was unable to raise Olive from the dead, that proves he's a FALSE Apostle because one of the signs of a real apostle of Jesus is that they have authority to raise the dead.
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Chris Rosebrough
7 years
Since God, in the scriptures, reveals that His preferred pronoun is "He", shouldn't liberals be fined for mis-gendering God when they refuse to respect His preferred pronoun?
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
None of today's so-called "prophets" saw Covid coming and nearly all of them prophesied that God told them Trump would win the election. When is the church going to wake up? These frauds are tools of Satan. They are not the voice of God!
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Christ is risen!
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Chris Rosebrough
7 months
This gentleman is in his 90s and works at the Minneapolis airport shining shoes. He also is a WWII veteran who served in the U.S. Army in Europe under General Patton. He was kind enough to allow me to take his portrait.
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Chris Rosebrough
6 months
Kathryn Kuhlman never had a healing gift. Benny Hinn never had a healing gift. Todd Bentley never had a healing gift. Todd White never had a healing gift.
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Chris Rosebrough
1 year
The pronouns for the demon named Legion are they/them. hmmmmmm
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Chris Rosebrough
1 year
Fact: Christianity is not a European Religion. Christianity went to Africa long before it ever went to Europe.
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Chris Rosebrough
2 years
Well, shock of shocks, the rapture didn’t happen today, as the rapture Bible code wing nuts predicted. I’ve now officially survived the end of the world more than 25 times.
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Chris Rosebrough
8 months
I am happy to announce that I have survived the end of the world, yet again. The rapture did NOT occur this weekend as predicted by those who refuse to believe Jesus' words that no one knows the day or the hour of His return.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
NOTE: John Pavlotvitz writes for Relevant Magazine. What does this tell you about the "theology" that Relevant Magazine is promoting to the Seeker-Driven leaders of the mega churches?
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Chris Rosebrough
4 months
Today, one of my greatest mentors, Dr. Rod Rosenbladt has left this vale of tears and is now in the glorious presence of Christ. He was the man who challenged me with The Gospel and, by that Gospel, saved me from self-righteousness and despair. If you have never watched his
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Today started with severe lower back pain and a trip to the Emergency Room. I’m still in a lot of pain. If you could keep me in your prayers it would be greatly appreciated.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Quick update: I have an MRI on Tuesday. The suspicion is that I have a herniated disc in my lower back. Its presently a ordeal to simply walk to the bathroom. I could really use one of those new season shifting breakthrough thingies right about now 😉. Thank you for your prayers.
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Chris Rosebrough
7 months
Bob Jones: sexual sin Paul Cain: homosexual sin Mike Bickle: sexual sin All Kansas City "prophets" If God was talkin to these fellows then He would have told them to repent.
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Chris Rosebrough
5 years
Jesus has not called His church to make a difference. He's called His church to make disciples.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Rest in Peace, Max. You were faithful and loyal. 2006-2020
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Being indwelled by the Holy Spirit is in NO WAY synonymous with the Incarnation of the the Son of God. Christians do not have a divine and human nature. We only have a human nature. Christians are NOT Godmen.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
It's time to get serious about the Coronavirus and we need to deploy Kenneth Copeland, Benny Hinn and Todd White to those regions with the most cases. I'm sure they will be able to stop this pandemic.
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Chris Rosebrough
5 years
Decreeing and Declaring is NOT prayer! Prayer is "a PETITION addressed to God" or an "urgent request to God to meet a need." If you've been taught to decree and declare rather than humbly petition God then you need knock that off and PRAY.
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1 year
Wolves of a feather pack together.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
Jesus said that before His return, “MANY false prophets will arise and lead many astray. (Matt 24:11) 2020 produced a record crop of false prophets. No year since His ascension into heaven has seen more. You may want to open your Bible and be paying attention.
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Chris Rosebrough
2 years
The Blasphemy is strong with this one. Mark and Avoid.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
Those who've recovered from Covid-19 know the facts. The science shows that the chance you'll be reinfected only 84 in A MILLION. Also, natural immunity is 13x more effective than vax immunity against the Delta Variant. FACT: Natural Immunity is FAR superior to vax immunity
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Chris Rosebrough
8 months
Do we need any more proof than this that Greg Locke is a cruel wolf and a deceiver?
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Doreen Virtue
8 months
So cruel! Greg Locke says handicapped people lack faith, or they would be healed out of wheelchairs 😣
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Chris Rosebrough
1 year
Please provide us with Biblical chapters and verses, in context, rightly exegeted that say this is a sin.
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Chris Rosebrough
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Marrying a spouse who has a different ethnicity than your ancestors is NOT a breaking of the commandment that says "Honor your father and mother". Anyone who says otherwise, is breaking the commandment that says "thou shalt not take The Name of the Lord Your God in vain".
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
The people at Bethel need to wake up and bury Olive so that her parents can properly grieve the loss of their child. #WakeUpBethel
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Chris Rosebrough
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Thank you for your prayers. My wife and I are both walking through Covid-19 and we know and appreciate that our symptoms could be far worse.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Come join me, Justin Peters and Lindsay Davis in Redding, California (in Bethel's backyard), March 20 -21 for the Clouds Without Water Conference. We're going to breakdown the Word-Faith & NAR heresies, Biblical style! Oh, and the conference is FREEEEEE!
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Chris Rosebrough
8 months
Here is yet another war that none of today's so-called prophets saw coming. They missed Covid, they missed the war in Ukraine, and now they missed war in Israel. #GodisNOTspeakingThruThem
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Chris Rosebrough
1 year
τετέλεσται
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
One year ago this was my prediction for all the 2020 “Prophecies”. Let’s just say that I NAILED IT!
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Chris Rosebrough
5 years
BREAKING NEWS: Hurricane Dorian is unable to hear Ken Copeland's, Lance Wallnau's and Kat Kerr's decrees and declarations because it has an eye but does not have an ear.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
A man stood up and spoke out agains this abomination. He was speaking the truth and standing up for the Biblical standard and they wouldn't even let him speak.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
One blessing of the Coronavirus pandemic is that it has given us objective evidence by the truckload that the entire leadership of the Charismatic and Pentecostal movements do not hear the voice of God and they have now been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to be FALSE prophets!
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
Looks me like Trump's lasting legacy will be that he drained the Charismatic Swamp.
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Chris Rosebrough
10 months
Happy to see this.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Awkward!!!!
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
I am neither a prophet nor a son of a prophet but I predict that some of the the people claiming to hear directly from God will declare 2020 to be the Year of Vision.
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Chris Rosebrough
1 year
I cannot think of many things that would be more blasphemous than this.
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Chris Rosebrough
7 months
Oddly, this isn't satire. This is the truth.
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God Rewards Only Team That Doesn't Have A Pride Night With World Series Win
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Chris Rosebrough
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Do any of y'all remember when the "Emerging Church" was all the rave and Doug Pagitt and Tony Jones were two of the most sought-after speakers in Evangelicalism? Well, the 'church' Doug Pagitt planted called Solomon's Porch just closed its doors.
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3 years
After a rain storm, sometimes you get some amazing light to work with.
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Chris Rosebrough
1 year
QUESTION FOR CHRISTIANS: Is the reason you're a Christian because Clovis I, King of the Franks, converted to Christianity in 496 A.D. or because someone preached the Gospel to you? Ya know, “faith comes from hearing, and hearing through the word of Christ.” (Romans 10:17)
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
How many of the "prophets" predicted that the U.S. Capital would be stormed in 2021?
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2 years
Pride comes before a fall.
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Chris Rosebrough
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Y'all remember when Rob Bell, Brian McLaren, Perry Noble, & Mark Driscoll were all the rage in Evangelicalism and my warnings & criticisms were brushed aside as the ravings of a jealous man child who lived in his mother's basement who blogged from a beanbag while eating cheetos?
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
This looks and sounds like an occult ritual. This man is demon-possessed!
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Brandon Kimber
4 years
This man is delusional. After he declared the end of COVID-19 at the end of March, he’s still at it, declaring heat and wind to destroy the virus. 🤯
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
These are really the only two valid options.
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1 year
Tonight's Aurora. I shot this in Johnstown, North Dakota
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
Woke up with a noticeable improvement in symptoms as compared to yesterday but still feel awful. I hope this is the indicator that I've reached the summit of Covid and am now heading back towards a Covid free existence.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
I reject the false god of the Prophetic Standards document because the One True God does NOT speak errantly and He never lies.
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Chris Rosebrough
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I think this may explain why Corey isn't married.
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Chris Rosebrough
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Remember when Rick Warren turned the Book of Daniel into a diet book?
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I think it is safe to say that Corey Mahler's plan to take over the LCMS has hit a few snags.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
It doesn't surprise me that the Mormons have significantly underwritten The Chosen. They created an entire false and heretical religion based on fictional stories about Jesus. Their fictional accounts of Jesus are contained in The Book of Mormon.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Fall has arrived in Northwest Minnesota.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
The time has come for those who call themselves Christians to declare economic sanctions against Kenneth Copeland, TBN and all of their ilk. NO MORE OFFERINGS. #CutThemOFF
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Seeing Ricky Gervais roast Hollywood and then watching the award winners virtue signal anyway is the best thing I've seen all year. It shows just how stubbornly thick headed woke SJWs are. They can't even tell when someone has pointed out that the emperor has no clothes.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
And the John Pavlovitz saga continues. Be sure to read the entire exchange. There are 3 screenshots.
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Chris Rosebrough
2 years
Jesus: no one knows the day or hour. Rapture Predictors on YouTube & TikTok: hold my beer.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
I think all students of the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry need to pack their bags and be ready to be deployed on the frontlines of our battle against the Coronavirus. BSSM was made for such a time as this.
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Since the Copelands claim to have power to decree and declare the weather to obey them, why are they permitting all of this devastation by hurricane Dorian???
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
The research on this list is thorough and 100% accurate.
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
Since I have already been infected by Covid-19 and recovered it would be selfish to have a vaccine dose wasted on me since my natural immunity has been scientifically proven to be far superior than vax immunity alone.
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Chris Rosebrough
2 years
Which murderous dictator does this photo most remind you of? 1) Hitler 2) Lenin 3) Stalin 4) All of the Above
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
This arrived today at the PO Box. It was sent by one of our viewers. I think I need to make an unboxing video in the near future.
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Chris Rosebrough
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Merry Christmas! 🎄
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Chris Rosebrough
3 years
I'm not holding my breath that the angels Paula White summoned from Africa will arrive in time to halt Biden's inauguration.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
The list of true signs and wonders performed by students, graduates and teachers of the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry.
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Chris Rosebrough
4 years
Rather than decreeing and declaring against the Coronavirus (which does NOTHING), Christians need to be humbly asking Christ to have mercy on us in our battle against a virus that we all truly deserve to have kill us because of our sin.
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