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@Mr_JamesLandis
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2 years
@hashtagwarfreek @librarycongress @lizzo Sometimes I sing in stairwells just because of the beautiful acoustics
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Ouch
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5 years
What an amazing journey
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Among Civil War buffs, there is a culture that honors both sides of the conflict. That peaked in the 1990s and now there's a new generation interested in the War that refuses to honor the Confederates. This befuddles & angers the boomers that grew up with the Both Sides approach
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"We must respect those who gave their lives for what they believed in" No we don't. They turned their guns on this country in order to preserve the right to keep people as property. I'll be damned if I honor a man who did such a thing
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@MB_LMMOG @Acyn There is no shame in airing this. We get to see the racism with our own eyes. If we didn't, they would gaslight people and say it never happened.
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@_ZacharyMiller Maybe y'all should try to break away and form your own natio....oh wait
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@Mensa_Erika @MoiraRicci @JoeMyGod @Skeptic_George On Tuesday. It is my home Diocese that many of these crimes happened. It is not a crisis of faith but a realization that my Church no longer deserves me.
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2 years
It was real fun getting lectured by people on the subject that this young man "hopefully will turn his life around"
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6 years
@MoiraRicci @JoeMyGod @Skeptic_George I've stepped away. This is intolerable.
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@Mr_JamesLandis
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5 years
Her hypocrisy knows no bounds: she blocked me 2 years ago.
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5 years
@VotePulver @marthaj44 As a dad of a 24-weeker who was in the NICU for 4.5 months, thank you dearly for the work you do
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@freudianfoodie @VotePulver @marthaj44 We have lots of issues, mostly major developmental delays but overall she's a healthy girl. She's a challenge and a joy.
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The Rhetoric vs. The Reality
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1. I've lived in Gettysburg for my 42 years, quite a bit longer than 24 hours. 2. My daughter is special needs and using her type of intelligence to try to insult me is an insult to her. What the hell is wrong with you?
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@roughridesharer This is EXACTLY right. You get it.
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@Savox_YT @RespectfulMemes Leech? That's not how marriage works
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@OtisNixon2018 One side is indeed worthy of honor and one side is not. We have coddled the confederates for long enough
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10 months
@slaccjaw Jason Aldean's pro-lynching song "Try That In A Small Town" + the inaction of the Uvalde police to stop the school massacre at Robb Elementary
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@pllski @vanillaopinions Go back to economics 101 and try again
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1. I've lived in Gettysburg for my 42 years, quite a bit longer than 24 hours. 2. My daughter is special needs and using her type of intelligence to try to insult me is an insult to her. What the hell is wrong with you?
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Among Marvel Comic Book and Disney Movie buffs, there is a culture that applies a certain special-needs-child’s level of understanding of history, morality, and human nature to everything they’re “interested” in for any given 24 hour period.
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@louwho27 @dr_botanis @TheRickWilson I'm with you. Eligible to vote since 2000; I was a member of the GOP from 2000 to early 2016. Leaving the party was the right thing to do.
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2 years
@FeasterFamine @KFILE @kenjeong Everybody says that but we will never reach the nadir that is the Jerry Springer Show
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@am_clean724 @tomangell Vote Democrat -signed, a man who voted for the GOP every year since he was eligible to vote.
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1 year
@Savox_YT So why project your fear onto Adam and Chris? Ya don't have to be so doomy, especially on a Respectful Memes posts.
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2 years
@DeTahmineh You are a member of the Federalist Society. THAT there is a red flag
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@IbnKhaldune We will make them pay by removing all those Democrat CSA memorials!
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@JTRJules @smotus You don't even have to read, just watch a movie
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@Brcremer @L_A_Perry They raised us to be moralists and are now offended that we are still moralists!
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@ThomasonTown As much as I love John Williams, the best part of the fight is silent
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@Savox_YT This isn't a contest. Good luck out there.
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@vincetahoe @KamalaHarris I think it was the car
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@TwinCities2030 @jamesrambin Why would we spend time on West Texas dirt roads?
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4 years
@justinamash @daveweigel @Jorgensen4POTUS It's not a binary choice but it will be a binary result. This attitude is why Trump won.
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@JasonNark @JoeBiden Gettysburg, Pennsylvania
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@EWErickson You're the reason why women are afraid to come forward
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@Savox_YT Have you been in such a marriage?
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@Roxdrew @robbiese7en @IceManNYR That's the dumbest thing I've read all day and it was an insane day here on Twitter dot com
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Guys, I found the bitterest Thin Blue Line shit.
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@JudiciaryGOP Imagine saying that 9-11 was old news during the 9-11 committee
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@FluffyBabyGoat Those are the honorable ones
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@parasytep8 @vanillaice He knows, he was there
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@helchose @PhilipRucker @yabutaleb7 @damianpaletta He always seemed to get mad that people were finding out that they were sick on his watch, not the fact itself that they were getting sick. He would have highly preferred it if we had all gotten sick and and done so quietly.
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@JoshMandelOhio Why, O Lord, am I smarter than the frontrunner for Ohio's senate seat?
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@TheDisneyDelete Face down Ass up That's the way We like to hyuck
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@mkees1 @4st8 @lxeagle17 We overestimate their intelligence yes
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@feraljokes And this is all before her hard turn...
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5 years
What an amazing journey
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@milkpiefridays You suffered for us and that, my friend, is pure love.
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1 year
BE MORE DISCERNING!!!😡 You guys put a anti-vaxxer on the timeline because you were scared about what happened in Ohio. Be fucking better than this.
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@Voix_Of_Reason @FoxNews @JoeConchaTV @POTUS That says more about you than it does about him
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Rural people have GOT to get over their inferiority complex. Both high-rise balconies and countryside porches are lovely and the need to compare comes off as so insecure.
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4 years
What are they gonna do when they find out we voted for Biden and went ahead and kept being Christians anyway?
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This is anti-American That face, that hair, is America.
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@thehill This is why they are forgotten
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This crypto bro with an obnoxious name (Tym) ended up deeper in the red at the end of the Jeopardy than anyone I've seen before. There's a metaphor there.
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@DonJickson @Highlights @bethanyshondark 10 years? Nobody outside of political twitter knows who she is :)
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@lib_crusher They want to be victims SO bad
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@RyanAFournier You need better legends, dude.
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3 years
Which of these embody the spirit of Christmas better?
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@Jake_1969_Smith @TumaTime I thought you people made an exception for life of the mother. Another lie, I guess
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@skaufman4050 @littlekate28 Here's that sign's brother, from yesterday:
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•Asians are messy & their food stinks up everything •Our Black co-worker uses his race as job protections •"James, you're sitting in the van like a Mexican" Wtf? •Airlines were crazy hiring Arab people become pilots after 9-11 •Asian neighbors are eating stray cats 🙃🙃🙃
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Since we're talking about small town values, I'll share what my small town co-workers have said in my presence about people other races/ethnicities *in the last week alone*:
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@honigmaydl Gettysburg has been my home for my entire life. I hope you had a nice time here.
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@PatrickJCasey @AriFleischer Lol pj media. I'm embarrassed for you
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@peterawolf This picture is literally all I need to disprove them
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@RazorbackAngel @Ruth_Mensch We should we questioning why that would be a death sentence. Is there something wrong with our prisons then???
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@JudgeJeanine @JerryFalwellJr If true, Evangelicals need to reexamine their consciences and think hard about how un-Christlike Trump is.
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@FrEdwardBeck @gina_goldberg To be fair, Father, why shouldn't they be allowed to wear MAGA hats to a rally that Trump spoke to the year before?
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R.I.P. Tiger 2006-2022 All he wanted is to be loved. And he was.
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@PostinMonkey What did men 35 and older do before WWII? Was smoking meats the only option?
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@nathanTbernard @realDonaldTrump Trumpism is about vengeance and little else
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@TheValuesVoter @KlasfeldReports @MuellerSheWrote @Aaron_Keller_ He went on to speak at the 2020 GOP convention. He was bad as we thought he was
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Cops are America's abusive parents
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@EzzelDiane @DanScavino This is the saddest thing I've ever seet
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@michelletandler Are you ok?
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Ok, fam. Sorry I've been so quiet but we had to figure out what was wrong with me. I'm going into surgery tonight to fix an abscess near my spine. Prayers and thoughts are deeply appreciated ❤️ I love you all
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Heroes of Harrisburg
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@tomsherwood @txsguy09 @kojoshow @LarryHogan That's a cowardly statement. Stand up to the bully or be counted among his minions
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@AbGamble1 I don't trust small business owners.
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@NancyPassalacq5 Perhaps he should be respectful to his fellow man.
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The Rhetoric vs. The Reality
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@dogmotto @KatyTurNBC Probably to look for Catholic schoolgirls.
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@MrsT106 This is embarrassing. Not for him. For you.
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@dcexaminer @JoeBiden Every fiscal conservative is a faaaaaaake
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@pastorb_ifb @LLHall9 @JohnFugelsang Are you coming to keep copying and pasting the same foolish statement? You look like a robot, dude
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A compromise to save America
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No Democrat has ever hated Mitt Romney more than the Republican base has & does
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@RebeccaFrench17 @omnijambles Because this type of toxic nostalgia insists that people were less weak in the past and more "pussifed" in the present
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Every conservative institution that isn't explicitly anti-Trump will become more pro-Trump over time
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Only a Trumper would make Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood sound like a bad thing
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Well @JoeBiden @ABCPolitics townhall feels like I am watching an episode of Mister Rodgers Neighborhood.
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Last year, the March For Life welcomed Trump as their most honored guest. This year, because of Trump's reckless approach to the pandemic & his incitement of violence against Congress, there will be no March For Life in Washington. Good job, pro-lifers
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@milkpiefridays Pie, thank you for exposing us to this magic 🤗
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