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•Mel•🏂

@DrMel_

1 year

This is me This is what I do

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1 year

This is me & This is what I do.

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•Mel•🏂

@DrMel_

3 months

Nah this is the one..

𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙

@mirexmoses

3 months

All African home got this plate.

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•Mel•🏂

@DrMel_

4 months

A man just called women “rentals” and you wonder why feminism exists in Nigeria.. Keep fooling.

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@DrMel_

10 months

Omo I’m so depressed, I didn’t pass my Medical exams. If you’re in Calabar and would like to take advantage of me, now is the time. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@DrMel_

3 months

A partner that plugs you to money making opportunities>>>>>>>>

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@DrMel_

4 months

If a lady calls you sir, she’s nodding you back into the “respect yourself” zone

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@oliviafgs

4 months

Fact:- If a lady calls you sir , she is flirting with you.

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@DrMel_

14 days

I see Tolani, I skip. I see VDM, I skip I see Daniel Regha, I skip I see Caramel caramel, I skippp

‘Deola•✨🫰

@deyola_a

15 days

Tolani Baj on Mohbad’s son DNA. She said “allegedly she did have an affa!rs” lol. This babe ehn. Mtcheeeew

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@DrMel_

1 month

As far as it’s being reciprocated, I agree to be a full time simp..

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1 month

When you find a woman that you truly love, you’ll discover the simp in you.

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@DrMel_

3 months

I want you around me almost always, under my arm or legs on my leg. I want you calling me at the middle of the day to tell me how a lizard stared at you funny, I want you thinking of me when you’re sad. Come to me clingy or don’t come at all

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@lifeofa_g01

3 months

Them : I don’t want a clingy partner Me : bye, be safe✌🏾

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@DrMel_

2 months

“If a girl likes you, you won’t have to do much” doesn’t mean you should sit back and become nonchalant Plan those exotic dinner dates, gift her adorable things, cook for her, call her during work hours to make her smile. You aren’t trying to impress her, that’s simply how you…

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@DrMel_

1 month

I’m just here thinking of that video.. So on my wedding day, my wife’s family decides to gift her a car and what will come to my mind is “They are threatening my home” ???? lol someone even said “They should have handed the car to the man, that they did it to humiliate him” You…

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@DrMel_

3 months

But funny story, every single person wishes they had their own person. To cuddle at night, to talk to about their day, or just someone to hug them when they are sad, but they’ll all deny it

mayyrheeeeee

@babbylawya

3 months

Being single is very addictive.

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@DrMel_

6 months

If you’re employed at a nice company, pay is like N2m a month, car, house in a comfortable location in Abj, health allowance, etc But on your first day, your boss tells you to always lead devotion for 1hr before you start… will you quit or continue? (Don’t air me, thanks)

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@DrMel_

9 months

This toothpaste shouldn’t be used every time, it contains a lot of abrasives. Yes it will whiten your teeth but it doesn’t contain fluoride which is the most important ingredient in pastes.

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@maziibe_

9 months

Once you start with this, no going back.

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•Mel•🏂

@DrMel_

8 months

Your first Daughter is not your Maid! Your first daughter is not the Second mother! Your first daughter is not your second chance at being a doctor/Nurse Your first daughter is not suppose to comport themselves to fit into their husbands plans. Stop Traumatizing female children!

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•Mel•🏂

@DrMel_

4 months

@truslickbrainz Baddies are women bro.. and being a baddie isn’t a bad thing

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@DrMel_

1 month

Your spirit filled husband who’s been waiting so long, keeping his virginity to finally lay with his lawfully wedded wife is at home.. Pls go and satisfy him and stop typing weird things here.. no one asked you all of these

Deborah Ocheido

@d_ocheido

2 months

I will be loud about my faith! I will be loud about my values! I will be loud about my beliefs! My name is Deborah! I come from a long line of warriors( check the Bible) I dare to be different! You can’t shame me You can’t mock me You can’t push me out of these streets

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@DrMel_

6 months

“I am touching you now, my hand is on your left breast, yes baby, what are you doing now” 😂😂

𝑨𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒅é𝒍𝒖𝒏𝒂𝕏

@wydtiti

6 months

Long distance relationship 101:

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•Mel•🏂

@DrMel_

10 months

5years and counting.. she can’t still believe it. We getting married in few days

👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧

@Ugochukwu_96

10 months

Guys flaunt your woman 🤌

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@DrMel_

1 month

Lowkey I want him to be gay so people can make peace with the fact that you could be gay, bisexual or pansexual and still be smart, have a successful career, and do anything you want to do Some people feel once you’re queer, you’re useless and good for nothing.

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@belikebaddy

1 month

Do you think Enioluwa is Gāy?

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@DrMel_

2 months

You fool??? I don’t really blame you, I blame your mum cos if she had put in more effort to raise you right, you wouldn’t be on twitter calling someone who’s accomplished way more than you can ever do, in less years, a fool. Grow some sense bro, it’s not too late.

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@shxkxbabu

2 months

give women free tickets to your show first, you fool.

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•Mel•🏂

@DrMel_

4 months

@PulseNigeria247 Steeze!! 🔥🔥

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@DrMel_

1 month

People who tell you they’ll do something for you unprovoked and when it’s time for it to be done, you have to remind them or beg them to do it..

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@madamayo_

1 month

Your biggest ick in a person?

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@DrMel_

3 months

@MrMekzy_ And he was about to go in unprotected cos he somehow got you to trust him..

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•Mel•🏂

@DrMel_

1 month

@shalomdfirst Made the right decision.. once you start giving money, the billing never ends cos they’ll never delete what is giving them food.. You’ll come out of this💪🏾

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@DrMel_

10 months

Calabar sir, I promise you, you’ll sell so wellll… ..in the first 2 weeks and then close up and go back to Lagos

ITS DON JAZZY AGAIN 🤍🐘

@DONJAZZY

10 months

The ministry is growing 😁🙏🏾. What new location should we bring @jazzysburger to next? Pls vote

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1 month

The love-hate relationship between a first daughter and her mum is something I’ll never fully grasp. At one point, she’s complaining bitterly, ranting about the things her mum does, almost convincing you she hates her.. But let someone talk shit about her mum near her, she’d be…

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•Mel•🏂

@DrMel_

2 months

Pick your winner.. Frame A, B, C or D?

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@DrMel_

1 month

@Winifunds It’s really crazy tbh, marry babe who’s family isn’t well to do, she’s a liability, marry from rich home, you’re threatening the man, which one do we take?

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@DrMel_

3 months

@ToyosiGodwin Men give birth to daughters and become the greatest softies..

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@DrMel_

2 months

If he isn’t giving you, trust me, he’s giving someone else. Forget twitter bants, men love to give like mad if they like you

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2 months

There’s no stingy man. He either doesn’t have it or you’re not that important. Men are very generous to who they love.

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@DrMel_

26 days

@theSpillion That last sentence na flashback

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@DrMel_

2 months

Pancake lovers.. Give me your combos, what goes best with Pancakes?

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@DrMel_

5 months

@Hauwa_L I hope the pastor is aware that he is dead Sha

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@DrMel_

1 month

I invited you over the first time, prepped the food, treated you to a meal, washed the plates, provided entertainment, all with you not lifting a finger.. You then come over the second time, jumped on the bed and expected same treatment again? lol if you like don’t go and make…

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@DrMel_

4 months

I just want to be able to afford anything I want without having to plot graph and find X.. If I’m craving shawarma, I buy it, if I want to be in Paris, I’m there, nothing much

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@ToyosiGodwin

4 months

What is the end to your ambition? How would you know that you have truly attained the height of your pursuit of success? What’s the sign? For some people, once they get married and start a stable family, they are done. That’s the mark for them. What’s yours?

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@DrMel_

2 months

@anthonystilldey If I send you 20k and you say “20k?” I swear my bank would have to find a way to pull that money from your account..

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@DrMel_

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@TheIgboWolf They get severe priapism whenever they see a widow, it’s just disgusting

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@DrMel_

1 month

@sal_empress Very weird take, give him the key how?

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17 days

@instablog9ja The list is long.. Women Client Wetin dem go chop Football How to leave the hood Davido vs Wizkid

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@DrMel_

4 months

@feyiszn Don’t think it’s embarrassing to me.. you gave your heart to someone you thought deserved it. You were wrong, you’re not the first, and it shouldn’t stop you from loving wholeheartedly

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3 months

Something about this video seems so calming and satisfying..

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@DrMel_

26 days

I’m sorry, pls remove one thing from this photo.. What are you removing?

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@DrMel_

4 months

@jennifer_hampo A tweet is going viral about a man saying baddies are like rentals..

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@DrMel_

8 months

@MrMekzy_ Weak men are afraid to commit cos deep down they are scared of getting hurt, so they rather hurt you first. They’ll lure you in, treat you nice for a bit, then their insecurities kick in and it’s down hill from there, and they are the majority on this App

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2 months

I might be wrong but.. I think most women would rather you come clean and be open with them about your intentions rather than trying to spin their heads with love lies.. Instead of saying all those things, why not just respectfully tell ‘em you want something casual? A lot of…

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@DrMel_

10 months

@_finechoco I’m serious, I’m really depressed, take all the advantage

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@DrMel_

26 days

@Bams_Jnr Same thing with my cream, hopefully something is blocking the cream from coming out

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@DrMel_

10 months

@kusssman LOL don’t mind them, they think music is by opinion.

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@DrMel_

20 days

I hope NYSC camp toilets have cleaners Sha, I really don’t know how to share toilets with people

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@DrMel_

3 months

I left Calabar, all of a sudden, there’s a good cinema, roads are being fixed, carnival was beautiful, there are solar street lights, and now traffic lights? Was I the problem?🌚

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@DrMel_

15 days

@netflix Hate when shows come out so far apart, now I can’t even remember the story from S01

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@DrMel_

2 months

@Hauwa_L Face card is still solid, bum bum won’t matter in heaven

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@DrMel_

2 months

Would you rather Raise twin boys or twin girls?

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2 months

@adaezennaji_ lol the things you guys experience.. nephews and nieces how?

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10 months

@iam_yake Let’s hear it

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4 months

@MrMekzy_ This is normal for them.. Atleast you got there in time, highest they would have told you if the screen got broken is sorry cos you wouldn’t have any proof they kept it in the boot.

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3 months

@stra3e It’s like rite of passage, I moved some from my house when I left too

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10 months

@bay_beeee No, advantage taking needed

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6 months

I raise you communication skills.. —listens to, and hears you —doesn’t gaslight you when you complain about something they do —conveys their feelings about something you did to you directly and isn’t passive aggressive —Wants to hear you talk as much as they want to talk to you

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@lifeofa_g01

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Emotional stability and intelligence are the most attractive traits anyone could possess.

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@DrMel_

6 months

A lot! —You first realize that you’re in your late 20’s —You’re closer to marriage —If you haven’t established yourself in something, the pressure on you is X2 —Your mates start settling down and you realize you’re not a kid anymore —your parents start looking at you funny Omo

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@seunfunmi002 @DrMel_ What happens when you cross 25??

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@DrMel_

6 months

@BigLiko_ Exactly These are the issues, don’t mind these people in the comment and quotes

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2 months

I’m shaking typing this, but I have to say it, couldn’t have expected this but God knows best. I was robbed last night in my room, they beat me up, I’m having pains and bruises all over. Its strange how the only thing they forcefully stole was the valentine gift I bought for my…

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@DrMel_

4 months

@bagboylammy “Silently leaves the occasion and her life”

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@DrMel_

1 month

Pls what was the moral lesson in this movie?

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@DrMel_

3 months

Because something is edible doesn’t mean you should eat it. Take avocado for instance.

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@__ADAEZE___

3 months

Because something is edible doesn’t mean you should eat it. Take moi moi for instance.

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@DrMel_

9 months

@holyagba Fluoride is only harmful when it’s exceeds the normal medical range of intake/ day. Don’t let people confuse you, fluoride is good for your teeth

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@DrMel_

5 months

@MrMekzy_ Even when you’re begging, you’re still mischievous.. I’m tired of humans

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@DrMel_

1 month

Ok let’s settle this finally, who is your GOAT?

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@DrMel_

2 months

Someone paid rent for his apartment, bought Gen with his money, turned it on cos heat wants to off his life or he has deadlines to meet But you want him to turn it off cos it’s disturbing you? Cos you’re his supreme ruler or what?

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Your gen was on till 3am, at 6am again you turned it on. A lot of you are very wicked people to live around!

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@MrMekzy_ “If you want to” means if you come, no wam, if you no come, no wam They want to feel important to you and that phrase doesn’t scream “importance” in anyway

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@DrMel_

10 months

Saw this the other night and I thought to myself, if you don’t push your hustle, nobody will. Who else has seen this guy at Atekong?

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@DrMel_

9 months

I was surprised at the funny takes I saw about Fluoride on this App yesterday and as promised, Here’s a thread on the importance of Fluoride in Toothpastes. I’ll also be talking about alternatives to fluoride pastes,when to use them and when not to use them. 📣📣 🧵

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@DrMel_

9 months

This toothpaste shouldn’t be used every time, it contains a lot of abrasives. Yes it will whiten your teeth but it doesn’t contain fluoride which is the most important ingredient in pastes.

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@MrMekzy_ There are kind people yea, but don’t test their kindness at the expense of your self esteem.. they will disappoint you like mad.

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@MrMekzy_ Yesterday a pharmacist, today a lawyer, tomorrow the President of Nigeria. What God cannot do doesn’t exist👏🏿👏🏿

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@DrMel_

6 months

Rizzless bunch.. At some point in that chat, she was quoting scripture for me

𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕒👾

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Do married women have rizz too?

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@DrMel_

10 months

The laziness that exists in the hearts of most Calabar business people is shameful. How can you say you’re selling Food and by 12noon you don’t have a single dish prepared, How? And you wonder why you will always remain average?

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@DrMel_

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@MrMekzy_ I may be wrong, but I think it’s cos most people have realized these big churches are really just conduits for politicians to keep the masses in perpetual hope that things will get better while they loot the country dry Just my thoughts.

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@kusssman They said you are trying to humiliate your brother-in-law, that you should give the car to him instead🤡🤡🤡

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2 months

@hetros2024 Korra fans are so emotional.. the babe no good, forget misogyny.

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@DrMel_

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Hi I’m Simp Mel.. When I love, it’s real and it’s passionate. Yea I’m afraid, afraid you’ll hurt me, but what I don’t do is let that fear be my focus, I focus on making you happy, cos that’s why I’m in your life. So if I’m a simp cos of that, so be it.

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I want to see your black and white JPEGS📸 A selfie, full photo, side view, as far as it’s B&W, drop it here.. (Don’t air a bro, thanks)

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@DrMel_

6 months

Girls that cry easily need to be pampered.. Any small thing, you’re shedding hot tears, feeling all emotional.. you deserve care and all the good things of life..

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@DrMel_

3 months

Mirror selfie thread?

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@DrMel_

6 months

You guys have made me finally get this Funfest Earlybird Ticket, first time I’m getting it this early I swear, there’s this small voice in my head saying, it might not live up to the hype but I don’t know..

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@DrMel_

3 months

Bama is leading by 10goals to none

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Which one goes well with bread for you

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@chiamakababe Let’s forget the mass murder you committed, but how in the world did you survive a mother hen after just stealing not 1 or 2 but 3 of her chicks?

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@DrMel_

2 months

Pick your winner.. Frame A, B, C or D?

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@DrMel_

5 months

@tweepjahid Blaq is easily one of the most talented artiste’s in Nigeria rn.. feel like we haven’t even seen half of what he’s got yet.. And he’s a rapper, in Nigeria where rap is suppose to be dead

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@DrMel_

3 months

@MrMekzy_ Cheating is cheating. Saying it’s a woman so it isn’t cheating is misogyny, cos you think women don’t count

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@DrMel_

4 months

@KH3LLY_ @truslickbrainz lol you no well

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@DrMel_

3 months

If Nigeria was a working country, washing machines shouldn’t be a luxury It’s a proper basic household property that everyone should have

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@DrMel_

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Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday as holiday?🙌🏾 I wonder what Friday is doing. Can’t you see your mates fighting to make my life easy? Fight abeg

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@DrMel_

4 months

Twitter is so funny.. Why do people always leave the message and draw their own wild information from tweets? This woman is passing a message about avoiding being a rebound and people are in the CS telling her she gave him an unrealistic criteria.. smh

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@delmiyaa

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This really nice guy told me he was with his ex for 4 years before they broke up 7 months ago. He liked me and said he was ready to be in another relationship. Told him to come back if he’s still single after a year and I’ll give him a real chance. He’s married to that ex now.

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@DrMel_

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@YefiOla Why are they always so horny?

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@t0nit0ne To be honest, it’s embarrassing to see.. You would see grown men and women fully invested in peoples lives like they don’t have work to do.. If they put that energy into productive efforts, they’d be shocked at the change in their lives but oh well..

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@MfrBabatee 😂😂 you fit open church branch there sef

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