Jules 🇵🇸🦊 @CatholicClod Twitter profile

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

6 months

🦊 50 DAYS OF EL FANTÀSTICO SR. ZORRO 🦊 In my efforts to learn Spanish, I am watching the Spanish dub of Fantastic Mr. Fox every day for the next 50 days. Important to note I am doing this for both Science and God ¡VÁMANOS!

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

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3 years

When you become mufos with someone from a different genre of twitter

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

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what did autistic people do before they invented the computer

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It's an American pastime to make fun of college students for being coddled or spoiled etc. But putting your future on the line for the sake of your fellow students in support of one of the greatest causes of liberation today is genuinely courageous stuff

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🚨UPDATE: Students have taken to the streets to prevent the corrections buses with the students from leaving. The student body is on the side of the Encampment and Palestine!!! COME TO 114 and AMSTERDAM to show solidarity and protect our own!!!

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

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7 months

Do LA residents ever get terrified whenever the smog clears up and they suddenly see this enormous mountain range apparate out of the ether

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

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3 years

lmfao. the absolute state of mainstream economics

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A great evil has awoken

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2 years

I want to explain an economic concept to a woman so Bad

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2 years

I converted to catholicism today

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8 months

This is so funny

The Atlantic

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At Yale, "students, fueled by insecurity, feel the need to over-justify their worthiness," Rachel Shin writes. "And so they impose endless hierarchies on one another."

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2 years

The most beautiful gift a woman could possibly give me is allowing me the opportunity to explain something in great detail to her for thirty-five minutes

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3 years

Lyman Stone 石來民 🦬🦬🦬

@lymanstoneky

3 years

Has anyone explored whether medieval Christendom’s adoption of clerical celibacy may have genetically selected against religiosity in Western Europe as a component of the rise of secularism? I have no idea how you’d test such a thing but it seems like…

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3 years

Before and after four months of lifting

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I'm foaming at the mouth this is stuff the Years of Lead were made from

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Happening now. @ASU and the police are using frat boys to destroy the camp at Old Main. This is insane. #Occupy4Gaza

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7 months

Shoutout to when John Quincy Adams died in the middle of a speech on the House floor voting down a bill providing pensions for Mexican-American War vets on the grounds that it was an unjust war. Literally died disrespecting the Troops

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@GregGrandin

7 months

Tlaib and Bush have nothing on former prez John Quincy Adams who as MA representative in 1836 said that Indian raids, including scalping, on frontier settlers were “retributive justice from heaven” for their crimes against Indians. “The last agonies of a people."

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6 months

Among the most interesting parts of this interview is the settler barely mentions Hamas. Unlike the news outlets, she's refreshingly honest about how the refugee and hospital bombings were never about finding Hamas. It's only been about dispossession, genocide, and conquest

Isaac Chotiner

@IChotiner

6 months

New Interview: I talked to Daniella Weiss, a West Bank settler and activist, about how her religious views shape her view of the conflict, why she thinks human rights should not be considered universal, and her movement’s extreme plans for the region.

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2 years

[texting woman after second date] hey sorry for telling you about cumtown earlier

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2 years

I believe that as Roman Catholics we have a moral duty to engage in charitable and faithful dialogue with those of differing faiths, followings, and creeds

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3 years

Girl at this DC party started talking to me about how bloodshed is key to being human and that what is needed for the renewal of American society is a great war. Bro I gotta get out of this city as soon as possible

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@CatholicClod

10 months

The child labor stuff is actively upsetting. It's all so that pork executives can corral even their undocumented employees' children into the plants. it's insultingly sold as a learning experience for the kids who can earn extra money for their struggling parents. Evil

Hannah Dreier

@hannahdreier

10 months

A major child labor rollback goes into effect in Iowa this weekend. 14 year-olds are now allowed to work in meat coolers, 15 year-olds can join assembly lines and 16 year-olds can serve alcohol. In a few weeks, similar rollbacks take effect in Arkansas.

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

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10 months

After all why not... why shouldn't I attend grad school?

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

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2 years

Marxist historians love creating the most fucked up historical schemas of all time

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5 months

BEIJER: It's anti-Marxist to think that First World and Third World workers are in different boats MARX: We will never have socialism in Britain because our cracker working-class is too drunk from Babylon's bejeweled chalice to help their brethren in the colonies

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@CarlBeijer

5 months

This is radically anti-Marxist and anti-Leninist. Just as when the Clintonites did it and when the Post Leftists did it, the central tendency of Western anti-Marxist "leftism" is to endlessly subdivide the workers of the world into competing factions.

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3 years

Thomas Picketty 🤝 High School Sophomore Only reading the Communist Manifesto

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3 years

@djmikeharvey Bossman made a weed charcuterie board lmao

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

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1 year

Hispanic or Non-Hispanic. Call it. This job application has been traveling for over twenty-two years from our HR Department to your LinkedIn page. And now it's here. You're Hispanic or Non-Hispanic, and you have to say which. Call it.

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2 years

Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky

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Cornel West

@CornelWest

7 months

As an independent candidate and a free Black man, I accept donations within the limits of no PACs or corporate interest groups that have strings attached. I am unbought and unbossed. Despite my deep political differences with brother Harlan Crow (who is an anti-Trump Republican),…

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@hausofdecline

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3 years

This Jon McNaughton painting is the greatest painting of all time

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2 years

White Americans unironically do not got that dawg in them for a civil war. If they do not have access to a steady stream of corn syrup they will go Shiningmode within 72 hours

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1 year

Upon meeting Bertrand Russell, young Wittgenstein proceeded to attend every Cambridge lecture of his for the next two weeks and annoy him about the metaphysical existence of a rhinoceros in the seminar room

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11 months

If the Last Emperor of China could be rehabilitated by the Chinese Communist Party into repenting and becoming a humble gardener for the rest of his days in Peking even after living such a callous and decadent life, then anyone can

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@CatholicClod

5 months

This is the *14th* time sensitive military information has leaked on this video game forum

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@vexwerewolf

5 months

RESET THE CLOCK

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1 month

Who's got that one Ben Kleinstille post

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Like clockwork

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7 months

@LiseDassin mountain’s out yall!

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9 months

I like that all four Gospels portray Peter as a literary type of dumb guy and you think "Oh this is probably just artistic license," and then St. Paul begins Galatians writing how much he just *cannot* stand Peter

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3 years

Found another fragment from among the ruins of the Great Temple

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3 years

There's no passage in my mind that I meditate more on than St. John Chrysostom's commentary on the "deserving" and "undeserving" poor. When I read it something clicked inside and I finally understood the depths of God's mercy for the world

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2 years

A woman on hinge whom I matched with asked me why I converted from atheism to catholicism in high school. I told her it was because the history of the Church seemed so fucked up and stupid that it could only owe its existence to divine intervention; she unmatched with me

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@CatholicClod

2 years

Grandma at thanksgiving when she asks if I have any women in my life and I enter into a 35-minute lecture on how the emergent dialectic of Ghoul Mode in combination with the influence of stimulants have transformed me into a blackpilled genius independent warrior scholar

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

@CatholicClod

3 years

I posted about this on my first account before I got PARODIED so am posting this again for posterity's sake

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6 months

Last night at the halloween party I accidentally third wheel'd some guy's girlfriend because she said her boyfriend's favorite book is Robert Caro's 4-volume study of LBJ and I immediately hyperfocused on him to discuss the Texas Hill Country

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3 years

This did numbers! Anyways, Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior. You should be baptized into the Catholic Church

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

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2 years

Posting this on behalf of an anonymous gentleman who did not want to post it himself due to his fear of the wrath of the women

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@CatholicClod

1 month

My roommate Ben (heterosexual!) said that I (heterosexual!) smelled good during our apartment photoshoot (heterosexual!) so I've decided from now on I'm becoming a guy who smells beautiful For Him (heterosexual!)

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2 years

A man at the bar unpromptly told me my mustache made me look like a sex criminal and asked if my mustache was ironic so I told him I was an active homosexual to save face

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

@CatholicClod

7 months

CORRECTION: It wasn't pensions but rather decorations for certain officers that was being voted upon

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

@CatholicClod

2 years

There was a guy on the pro-choice side chanting "keep your rosaries out of our ovaries" and some random woman walking by yelled out "YO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE A MAN"

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2 years

Every twitter post falls into one of the following 10 categories

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

@CatholicClod

2 years

During the New Deal, fathers would leave the household because the only way their families could qualify for welfare was to demonstrate that there was no man in the house. Most political catholics don't discuss this because they're uninterested in history and prefer abstraction

Edward Feser

@FeserEdward

2 years

3/6 Accordingly, the only serious remedy to the problem of aiding helpless pregnant women is to restore the idealization of fatherhood and the stigma against fornication, which entails a more austere attitude toward sexuality in general. It means repealing the sexual revolution

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2 years

POV we're on the third date and I'm telling you how the children who bully me at the bus stop every day use so many logical fallacies it's absurd

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3 years

Oh my goodness, it's everyone's favorite prankster

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1 year

The Starbucks-worker class

Alaric The Barbarian

@0xAlaric

1 year

Of course, the most outspoken leftists *are* those coddled trust fund kids. They’re never people doing real work, or living in harsh climates, or producing their own food. Their most loyal, rabid base is the Starbucks-worker class.

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7 months

@LegoRacers2 That's a jaw-dropping way to live

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@CatholicClod

6 months

𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐄𝐂𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐒: I'm on that good kush and alcohol 🤩 I'm on that good kush and alcohol 😃 I'm on that good kush and alcohol 🙂 I'm on that good kush and alcohol 😕 I'm on that good kush and alcohol 🙁 I'm on that good kush and alcohol 💀

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9 months

I miss him...

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3 years

@rosafuxemburg In Funkle's Lab we follow three rules: Eat like a schitzoid, lift like you're heavily in debt to the Chechnyan mob, and plan workouts like your wife took the kids

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@CatholicClod

2 years

[gets $350 extra dollars a month] sweet, time to become a single mother now!

Michael Brendan Dougherty

@michaelbd

2 years

@njhochman The question is whether at this level of subsidy you're encouraging single-motherhood or married families with one parent working. I think the new plan is better, and the work requirement is very light.

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2 years

I don't think there's any point to being pro-life if you see no value in children as they are

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@JasonSCampbell

2 years

Dennis Prager complains about a school sign reading 'The world is better because you are in it': "What a stupid message. Plus it's not true. What has any 5th grader done to have made the world better because he or she is in it?"

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10 months

Remember when everyone was shooting potshots at this tiktok a month ago? I would take one full hammer blow to the knees for this to be my life for the next 5 years

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@mrice97

11 months

This video was so depressing that I started tearing up watching it

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I just rawdogged the sun with my eyes for 30 seconds trying to figure out what was going on with the light before remembering what was happening

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1 year

The public school system is how most people are socialized into civic society. The GOP opposes it because their politics are fundamentally anti-social. They want to shatter civic society into a million shards of private families, private schools, and private businesses

Waleed Shahid 🪬

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The right-wing “parents rights movement” seeks to “undermine public education through a thousand little cuts, each meant to weaken public support for teachers and public schools.” - @jbouie

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5 months

For 12 months I've been searching for this video. And we've finally found it

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@CatholicClod

2 years

Free him

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2 years

In case anyone wondered what a hedgehog getting an X-ray looked like

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3 years

The Squad rolling up to Jesus's trial

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5 months

Grand Theft Auto is one of the last bipartisan American institutions left standing. Half a million likes in less than an hour. The President could be assassinated on live television and even it couldn't match these numbers. I can hear the drums of Akhenaten playing...

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5 months

Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube:

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2 years

My wife doesn't have to buy me any gifts for my birthday. An alloted hour where I get to explain something to her is worth as much to me as a scalped PS5 or a past generation NVIDIA graphics card

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@smalwigwamlight God didn't have to go so hard bringing forth the mountains from the formless void but he did it anyway!

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2 years

This video made me 40 percent more anti-gambling

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Hey, I really enjoyed going out last night, and I'd really like to continue talking, but one of the three 35 year-old women who run my life from twitter dot com saw a red flag in one of our texts I screenshotted over, so I'm afraid we're gonna have to stay friends

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2 years

I wonder what happened during the deadliest war in all of human history that would've led to this

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6 months

It was crazy they lip synced "Don't call, just text me" that's how you know OP is a professional

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@CatholicClod

6 months

Having two do-nothing remote jobs at once not only sounds like a great way of making money, but also a really funny bit. Everyday of your life is the 80s sitcom episode where you take two women out for dinner at the same time except in this case it's absolutely deserved

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2 years

One of the saddest shifts taking place today is the idea that education should only concern practical everyday matters like doing your taxes and not the full enrichment of the individual by illustrating the amazing things the human mind is capable of

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Wow. Another day as an adult without using the Pythagorean Theorem.

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The folks over at /r/asoiaf are so desperate for any updates on Winds that they are now performing spectographic analyses to determine whether George has said he has "hundreds" or "a hundred" more pages left to go

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"Congrats on becoming Sapphic" I say as I walk over to my woman friend from high school and shake her hand like I'm the Commissioner of the NBA

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2 years

Late to the party but Penguin Classics really dropped the ball on their new book covers. The orange and white text went so hard

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1 year

It's over

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5 months

I don't think this post deserves the QTs dunking on it. I really believe many atheists better grasp the truly scandalous nature of God's grace than some Christians, because it *is* scandalous that a child and her murderer will one day be reconciled in God

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This morning I am being attacked on all sides for the crime of believing that Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy merit further study at the world's leading conservatories and should be admitted to the Western Canon. Looks like you all have some growing up to do 👍

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Yep 👍

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Male friendship is so beautiful

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Very good Julian. You listed a reference for each job you worked over the past decade. Before you now is a web page. You will now re-enter those same references with no autofill. In 3 minutes your session will time out and you will be sent back to the beginning. I wish you luck.

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It makes sense that the salt-of-the-earth Peter and the highly-educated Paul are two of the pillars of the early church. They're two sides of the same annoying coin. Paul posts, Peter boasts. The embrace of both poles is a testament to the Church's universal mission

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Ladies. Seeing that the site is about to collapse, now's your last chance to DM slide me and have a theorycel with undiagnosed autism mansplain 19th century midwestern grain markets and/or Adult Swim deep lore to you. Now or never

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RUSSELL: im begging you, leave me alone. WITTGENSTEIN: [blood running from eyes] the world is nothing but an assemblage of facts professor. now, please point me to the animal so that I may finally Rest

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Today is my 26th birthday. I never meet 26 year-olds in my daily life. I have my suspicions that it's a fake age. Doesn't matter to me though, I'm just happy to be here 🥳🎉

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2 years

I'm at a loss as to how a man can text this to a woman and not be embarrassed for the rest of their lives

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2 years

he unmatched me 🫡

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5 months

Pray for my mother's soul. She would've been 51 today

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3 years

Actually, the Devil still won because Johnny the fiddler committed the egregious sin of Pride by proclaiming he's the best in the world and betting his soul on that. Even though Satan lost he still gained Johnny's soul, corrupted by pride. Hope Johnny enjoys fiddling in Hell

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

@CatholicClod

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FASCISTS WHEN REFUGEES NEED HELP: Western Culture And Christendom Must Be Defended ✝️ FASCISTS WHEN THE 3RD OLDEST CHURCH IN THE WORLD IS BOMBED BY THE IDF WHILE SHELTERING REFUGEES: 🙈🙈🙈

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

@CatholicClod

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"Call it?" "Yes." "For what?" "I can't tell you." "Well, we need to know what I'm being Hispanic for here." "You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair." "I didn't put nothin' up." "Yes, you did. You've been putting up your ethnicity your whole life,

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Jules 🇵🇸🦊

@CatholicClod

5 months

To put it in another way: when Du Bois formulates black workers and white workers as two different categories in Black Reconstruction, he is not doing so to obfuscate their shared interests, but to explain why they act as though they *are* guided by different sets of interests

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