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Left side of sanity
Joined February 2010
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2 years
Need to cancel my gym subscription for this.
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2 years
When you think you’re getting tired of Burna’s Last Last. The mf switches it up.
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2 years
The other street haven’t renew their iCloud subscription.
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2 years
Sky in Japan 🇯🇵!
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3 years
A new chapter.
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2 years
Haaland: Southampton next?
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10 months
2° MSc AI and Data Science
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2 years
There’s no Sudanese to banter on this app. So therefore, Ghanaians, fall out!!!
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1 year
Cleaners when Japanese fans try to collect their job.
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Naija Nation
1 year
Do y’all think Nigeria could host a World Cup?
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7 months
Pidgin Vs Queens
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11 months
How other countries are not adding USA to the list of dangerous places to visit still muzz me.
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4 years
How I sit in rich people’s house. Thinking to myself if I rest my back, I might spoil their borehole.
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REMA
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3 months
Trevor wasn’t lying.
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Bonisile M.
3 months
When is Bafana Bafana coming back? We need to give them a warm welcome at the airport. The boys did us proud.
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4 years
While tweeting #EndSARS , I got notification of a debit alert of N100 for Stamp Duty. Lol we are coming for you soon.
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4 years
This is a dream come true for me.
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4 years
It’s like we entered 2020 through the wrong door.
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𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𓊍
4 years
There was an earthquake here in Croatia a few moments ago.
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5 years
This time and day five years ago, I was looking forward to a date i had planned with one of my follower @HeartOfGoId_ in a city where I was serving. A bit nervous tho but the date went really well. Then before I closed my eyes and open them back, 5 beautiful years have passed.
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5 years
The baby boy and baby girl for laive don started.
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10 months
When there’s a hot drama on the TL but you’ve used up your daily tweets limit.
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5 years
So @burnaboy unblocked me yesterday, announced his concert #BURNALIVE yesterday and my wife Burna Boy today. 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
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4 years
Thrashed USA 14-0 because they once denied his father Visa.
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1 year
I’m not crying, you are.
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6 years
#WeMetOnTwitter 2 years married.
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6 months
Go and tell them here.
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Premier League
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How many names have you been saying wrong? 🤨
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4 years
Use it to burn SARS.
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Davido
4 years
Me and @stonebwoyb ! Made Fire last night!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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2 years
No be Ronaldo be this?
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4 years
Jumped on #AyaMiChallenge with Bae @HeartOfGoId_ ❤️🥰
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5 years
My hands are shaking as I type this. It’s the first of it’s kind for me. I just sealed a deal with @lotto9jang to be their brand ambassador with the likes of @Zlatan_Ibile and Alex Ekubo Celebrate with me guys and let’s win together
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Ibe
4 years
To start IG funny skits in Nigeria.
@crazeclown
Dr Craze
4 years
First Man to what?
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5 years
Look at my club’s defense 🤦🏽‍♂️
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3 years
“Why you dey smell like petrol?” Na 212
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2 years
“You African or Foundational black American?”
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5 years
How Lucas Moura didn’t pull off his Jersey after the third goal should be a case study in Harvard.
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6 months
I don almost block you….thought you wanted to say it’s bad for one particular vein that carries blood to the heart.
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Dr. Chinonso Egemba
6 months
Not spanking your wife's bum when you pass behind her is a punishable offence.
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6 years
“Dear User, You’ve used 75% of your unlimited data plan” Me: How do I use 75% of what’s unlimited?
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5 years
Yo!!! It’s my wife’s birthday. Join me in celebrating the love of my life, my best friend, life partner, mother of my kids, the one that makes everything better. Happy birthday @HeartOfGoId_ . Keep growing and glowing. I love you ❤️💕😘
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4 years
Imagine trying to pick an outfit to wear out and thinking to yourself like “this one fit too dey flashy for SARS. Make I wear another one”
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8 months
Even if not for Justice, do it for his neck.
@instablog9ja
Instablog9ja
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If need be, we will exh¥me Mohbad’s body for an autopsy — Lagos Police PRO, Benjamin Hundeyin, assures Nigerians.
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4 years
After the protest, can we all live peacefully like this?
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E-zrael Ani
4 years
The peaceful protest was paused at Lekki toll gate for our Muslim brothers and sisters to observe their prayer 🙏🏽
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5 years
The. Attention. To . Details. Lmaooo the other car and the guy on red 😂. They didn’t have to do that but they did.
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3 months
We go drag d3m Nigerians tonight.
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3 years
Wifey brought a whole playground home for her babies.
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4 years
Don’t pledge anything. Buy what’s needed and ship them in like Jack Ma did.
@bizzleosikoya
Bizzleosikoya.eth
4 years
Billionaire Aliko Dangote pledges N200mn to aid Nigeria’s fight against COVID-19 via @cnbcafrica
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That one person that makes everything in my life meaningful. Every year with you is always better than the last. I pray you get all you wish for. Happy birthday my love, beautiful wife, friend and life partner. 🥰😘🥰
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1 year
Display this on billboards.
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4 years
She tweeted a picture of her flaunting two big phones. I quoted the tweet with “This won’t still increase your bride price” as bants. 2 years later, I paid that bride price 😩
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7 months
No go better for our leaders.
@manlikeDAWODU
Big D!
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Na him know wetin God do for am
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2 years
My daughter just said “the moon is following me” Yea yea Jasmine. I’ve been there too.
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5 years
Zanku that has long term plan. Zanku wey get pension
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2 years
Nigerians. Cam Outside!!! Ibe you w3y start am.
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4 years
“Wetin concern Chiwetalu Agu with romance”
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3 years
Once a while dey listen to radio while driving. Not every time you connect your bluetooth or aux cord. Your local radio station might be announcing about a danger or Desmond Elliot happening on the way to your destination but you’re busy vibing to Wizkid.
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1 year
“Your mama husband don file for divorce”
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9 months
Why Elon Musk no buy this app in 2015?
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5 years
OgbeniDipo: * hiding under the bed* Armed robbers: OgbeniDipo: Armed Robber 1: Going to the club with the money I steal from this house. OgbeniDipo: Armed Robber 2: I swear down OgbeniDipo: Why? When you can spend it on professional course.
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2 years
No more VPN restrictions again.. Ghanaians come outside!!!!
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4 years
The baby boy baby girl life continues.
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5 years
Travel out of Nigeria and wear camo.
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3 years
Owambe 🎉💕
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2 years
Abi Asake is owing Olamide ni?
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4 years
Some people are always online but there last tweet is 3 months ago. Just there in the shadows, scrolling, jumping on TL to TL, laughing and shaking their heads on our posts.
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2 years
One driver gave me way to pass and I pressed the car-horn twice to thank him. He was confused 😂 . No vex Billy, na so we dey do for Lagos.
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10 months
This "poverty" strategy will not work this time. All of Una get money #BBNaijaAllStars
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5 years
My beloved Nigerian brothers and sisters. Please accept me back.
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2 months
Omo. I want you all to take a minute and really think about how Portable got here. What kind of grace is this?
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Alabi
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Portable is a global superstar.
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5 years
Church because with God, everything works out.
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Daddy Lewa
5 years
Church or gym?
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How it started How it’s going
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“The middle one looking like if I cashew”
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5 years
“Gbamu gbamu jigijigi. Gba iyawo mi ko sun kirikiri” Ija wa Ija osi Always what? Always guiding.
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These white people will wait for you to take your pictures before passing so they won’t photobomb your pictures. Lol. Oyibo biko pass. Photobomb my pictures please. You’re part of the filter.
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4 years
Imagine realizing you forgot to pick the TV remote on the table after sitting down on the couch.
@_dinomelaye
Senator Dino Melaye. (SDM)
4 years
Dont ask me how. Ask God who has made me his personal project. God you are great...Great is your name. Dino MELAYE is thanking you every day.
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7 months
If you have $6k to risk on 25 game selections, you’re so far from poverty.
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Seun Dudu
7 months
$450k and they would say you can’t bet your way out of poverty😳
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5 years
When life gives you lemon 🍋
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5 years
“I will leave you people and go o”
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2 years
Look at how I casually entered a new phase in my life like big sacrifices wasn’t made. Look at how I wore flips and side bag into the UK like I didn’t sell off properties, left family, friends and clients behind
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4 years
Thank God For Growth.
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5 years
Dreaming of Canada 🇨🇦 Woke up to Nigeria 🇳🇬
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4 years
Cheers to a new age.
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3 years
You cannot read this thread and north like it.
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8 months
Naira Marley hasn’t seen this type of smoke .
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11 months
Finally visited Peckham and all I can say is no way you’re living there and be home sick. First thing I saw was jedi spot, then Amala spot, then the next shop was playing pasuma.
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1 year
You will come to a house like this and ask me for rice and stew? Can’t you read the room?
@lNTERlORHUB
INTERIOR VILLA
1 year
This kitchen! 😍
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4 years
Believe it or not. 70% Nigerians still believe there’s no Coronavirus in Nigeria.
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5 years
You and your girl chilling in one dark corner at the end of her street then a car drives by with its head light on.
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5 years
Bants Aside . Thank You South Africa for this Jam!!
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3 years
Princess Jasmine 👸🏽 Live Long and Be Great ❤️😘🥰
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4 years
I think it’s time to entertain that “Lilo is finer than Erica” conversation.
@bellanaija
BellaNaija
4 years
Tonight’s all-white party will be litttttt! See ⁦ @Liloaderogbaa ⁩’s look. #BBNaija #BNxBBNaija
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3 years
My Princess is 4 🥰🥰🥰
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3 years
Jesus: I fed 5000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish. Aproko Doctor: 4999 boss. I didn’t eat because it was already 10:30pm.
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It’s the “Even Mazi Ibe??” for me. 😂😂 Na me draw naija map?
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4 years
This one is tired of not going to school.
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3 years
The saddest part is we still have some young minds defending this present Government actions on this app.
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5 years
7 years after Jaruma’s juice you drank has expired and you’re wondering what you’re doing in a house with kids calling you daddy.
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5 years
Look who just became a dad again. Yes. ME!!!
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7 years
Look who just became a Dad. 😊
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4 years
RT button has always been green na abi?
@ShieuJoshua
🌍🇨🇦🇿🇦🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇱Lee Sharpy Sharp
4 years
BREAKING NEWS: Twitter Just changed the colour of retweet button to green🥺🇳🇬 in support of #EndSARS Update your app Retweet for Like for Buhari @jack
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6 years
70 thousand naira to look like photosynthesis.
@Chidubem_OH
CHO 👨🏽‍🦱
6 years
The Nigerian world cup 18 tracksuit is 70 T H O U S A N D NAIRA
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3 years
You that you’re already fine in Nigeria. Imagine if you now travel out. Rihanna is shaking.
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