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Humor targeting Maga because I can’t help it and it’s low hanging fruit. Posts are strictly my own opinions, satire and sarcasm. O’s and Ravens

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@AginsMichael @john_sipher Trump at his rallies: “Knock the guy down, get him out of here and I’ll pay for your attorney fees” Reality: Maga is paying for all his attorney fees
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@ImSpeaking13 Eminem kneeled after a song, NOT the national anthem. Why are right wingers losing their minds over this? This proves it was never about the national anthem.
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@RonFilipkowski That awful decor is like the intersection of where Liberace meets Saddam Hussein.
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@NorrinR06303580 @RonFilipkowski She ain’t getting paid either and using Trump as an audition for future work won’t garner her much.
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@MollyJongFast Son of Turkish immigrant named Mustafa complains about influx of immigrants. Makes perfect sense.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Kid Rock lol, he appeals to people who smoke Newports through a hole in their neck.
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@JoJoFromJerz “How could Trump be accused of tax fraud when he didn’t even pay taxes?” ~Probably Lauren Boebert
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@joncoopertweets Probably had to get some 20 year old hottie in a bikini to approach him with the papers on a golf course.
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@visegrad24 There are more window deaths in Russia than all other countries around the earth combined.
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@BaddCompani Right, because caravans and illegal aliens is always worse than insurrections that started from the top down, threatening 246 years of near peaceful democracy
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@timjacobwise They should impeach her over he son’s actions.
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@BaddCompani Remember when Deripaska was gonna help out Mitch and build an aluminum factory in KY that was going to make KY great again? Where’d the $ go? Yeah, good times.
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@itsJeffTiedrich I can’t wait until she starts dating Pete Davidson
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@JoJoFromJerz The 8 year tax audit is finally complete! Yay, the longest tax audit in the history of audits finally done.
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@nytimes @TheAthletic Tell me again why college tuition is so high?
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@BlackKnight10k I don’t think Trump would relish winning the Presidency w/ a totally blue House & Senate. I don’t see him having the power to usurp that. Then again, I’m sure there are Maga reverse engineering democracy to take care of that in the event it happens. Voting him out is imperative
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@RonFilipkowski Translation: He won’t testify and will fight it every step of the way a la Lady Lindsey’s SC move
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@FPWellman They’re obviously in love
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@RonFilipkowski Sounds like voter fraud to me
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@BaddCompani Barron’s teacher: “Where is your homework?” Barron: “My dad ate it”
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@hamburg_steven @BillKristol Still have to laugh at one of Trump’s first advisers saying, “When he learned to use his phone to Tweet it was like seeing the Juasic park velociraptors learn how to open doors”.
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@WalshFreedom Tea Party. Poof! Maga. Kaput. Maybe these outsider anti-government groups might consider getting involved with real governing? Try that next time?
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@eduboltito @JoJoFromJerz This looks like a dude from the year 3032 in a Dune like world I wouldn’t want to mess with lol
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@MartyTa94849826 Some people work 3 jobs. Poverty in America isn’t solved by better budgeting or working harder.
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@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski I think I read that show of his raked in $900K an episode. He’s got money hiding behind money in vaults of money
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@RonFilipkowski Do these people never get embarrassed to lose, then keep doing stuff to lose even further?
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@SHEsus__Christ You don’t see faith healers working in hospitals for the same reason you don’t see psychics winning lotteries
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@theliamnissan Fit me for a tin foil cap, I don’t care, I totally believe this to be the absolute truth. Funny how Barr visits him in jail and then *poof* he’s gone
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@donwinslow I’ve had enough interesting as it were. I need resolution.
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@davidmweissman Her death is ALL on Trump. The end.
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@727_555_1212 @gtconway3d H & R Block just snubbed him. He’s down to doing them himself, online with Turbo Tax.
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@ZaleskiLuke @Acyn Translation: They’re twisting themselves into pretzels.
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@MeghanMcCain He’s in a hotel lobby, at a piano, literally on his own time lol. Sheesh
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@itsJeffTiedrich The US really sucks when it comes to prosecuting rich, white, old men.
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@gtconway3d Maybe a deal? Will they require he walk naked through DC while everyone chants “Shame, shame, shame” like Cersei Lannister?
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@SpiroAgnewGhost If you listen to him and Maga America, they want to arrest everyone, defund the FBI, throw Hillary in jail without any back up or reason etc, yet this guy is nothing but a lifelong crime spree, most in plain sight, but THAT’S ok, nothing to see.
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@SethAbramson Everywhere I go: Gas stations packed, streets flooded with cars, parking lots filled, restaurants jammed, help wanted signs out, malls with people nearly shoulder to shoulder, new construction everywhere. I’m trying to figure out why, since inflation is so bad
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@TomJChicago How does it make any sense that this guy is allowed anywhere near being on a ballot? Yeah, sure, he deserves due process yadda, yadda, yadda, but how does a serious crime like this (allegedly) keep getting legitimately stalled? Where did Jack make these statements?
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@hugolowell @guardian Please please please someone, anyone, arrange for Hillary to read him his rights. Would be awesome
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@AaronParnas What’s Q’s take on this? They’re always suspiciously silent when it always involves your typical right winger in cases like this.
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@RadioFreeTom It’s good though that Al Franken willfully resigned when there was a slight perception of misbehavior on his part.
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@MollyJongFast “It’s clearly a case of stand your own ground” ~Probably DeSantis
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@BaddCompani I still can’t get over this by Musk
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An American citizen and US government contractor acknowledges that he personally sabotaged a military operation of a US ally.
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@TomJChicago He couldn’t point out Kosovo on a map, even if he drew it in with a Sharpie
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@PalmerReport Somewhere, somehow, there has to be a corner they eventually get backed into.
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@BarakRavid Here I thought Jim didn’t even get the votes he needed, now he’s canceling summits
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@PhilipAnde25595 @newrepublic If you can’t tell the difference it makes sense that you waste money on a blue checkmark on a free speech platform lol
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@SethAbramson Let’s just change the name of the game to 6 Degrees of Valimir Putin
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@WallStreetQuee2 @mmpadellan $200K credit card debt doesn’t sound very prudent for someone who is supposed to “judge” at thee highest level
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@ChrisJansing @BeschlossDC @NBCNews Can’t wait for the response from the angry Maga crowd at the “police brutality”.
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@krassenstein What is she standing up for? What is she giving them? It’s all kicking and screaming, yet no substance. She’s an idiot
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@KellyEvans226 @JoJoFromJerz Huh? She all but had videos of her in DC coming out of meetings on J5, which were by her own admission, all about the going’s on of J6.
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@joncoopertweets She wants that unusual hyphenated name Ginger Gaetz-Lucky just for the laughs
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@realKyleKeegan @smc429 I missed the first part. I hope he called Rand Paul a dope.
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@NoLieWithBTC @nytimes Flash forward to year 2040: Trump sues Jan 6 committee for the 80th time and vows to fight latest criminal charges
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@BaddCompani Cyber warfare. Remember after the Mueller report they said, “There is no such thing as collusion, no one was arrested for collusion”. Fast forward to now, I keep seeing the “There was no insurrection. No ones been arrested for insurrection”. Their minds are being cyber hacked.
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@RonFilipkowski The “What’s your MOS” question gets them every time. Even the old farts so so want to be Gravy Seals
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@ZaleskiLuke Fake blonde with big titties surrounded by two other blondes
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@TomJChicago I said before Jack may as well go on every Tv show and media outlet and tell us what it was Trump did and was planning to do. We need to know. Trump can’t sue him lol, the discovery would be damaging. We have a right to know we’re not putting a Russian stooge in the oval office
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@ZaleskiLuke We’re becoming Russia right before our eyes. Corrupt Oligarch SC justices taking bribes smdh. The #1 Putin rule: Hit them with so much corruption and scandals all at once, they dont have time to pay enough attention to any of them. Take what you can, steal what you want
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@egavactip @gtconway3dg They’ll believe the kookiest nonsense thrown at them, then conversely, what they see unfold right before their eyes, in plain sight, “Nahhhhh, fake news”.
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@OliviaRubinABC @ABC Wow, these guys are dug in. Committed. I wonder if they’re being threatened by Trump thugs? Smart people would take the deal. Can’t get it when you’re convicted
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@santiagomayer_ @atrupar Breaking News on Fox: Packers beat Ravens on failed 2 point conversion play, we’ll explain why this is bad news for Joe Biden
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@davidfrum Is this all because after 20 years, we wants to rule another 20, and feel good stories from the Ukraine about how good democracy is vs a dictator, scares him? I know he is very much afraid of an uprising. Is a rising Ukraine with so many connections to Russian citizens too much?
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@SoloFlow786 @SwissWatchGuy @MeidasTouch Plus Trump hates dogs. If you notice, he describes every bad thing happening as, “…..like a dog”.
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@thejackhopkins We didn’t have this sort of stuff happening back when George Santos was President
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Trump is so damn greedy he is billing his trip to New York as campaign trip so his2024 campaign will pay for his flight to his arraignment. This according to reports from MSNBC. A grifter has gotta grift.
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@TomJChicago Trump most assuredly is at the center of this
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@thejackhopkins Sound familiar? Get the boys in the band back together? Lol, his most ardent fans are already under indictment or in jail, so let’s just say probably lesson learned for many
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@Paultx890 I wish someone would package Netflix, Amazon, Apple TV, Paramount etc all together for a reasonable price and call it…..oh I don’t know, cable?
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Ridiculous that Biden needs to be flawless to win but Trump can literally try to overthrow Congress, kill thousands of Americans due to his COVID response, get indicted on 91 criminal counts, rape women, threaten humanity by ignoring the climate… and still be competitive.
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@TristanSnell If he can dodge an insurrection and traitor charge, he can dodge the fine print of a meaningless loan. This just doesn’t seem like it will be “the one” to reel him in. I could be wrong. Probably am.
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@Acyn He’s a crime spree draping himself in victimhood
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holy fucking shit, Ivanka and Jared have been SUBPOENAED by Jack Smith. executive privilege *this*, you fucking grifters
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@RonFilipkowski Then hide it? As a campaign expense? When they’re already seated in the Oval Office? And the guy they manipulated their dirty deed was given 3 years to cover it up?
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@RonFilipkowski How is it possible this guy always seems to be on the wrong side of everything?
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@BlackKnight10k Losing is seemingly the only thing they can’t get away with. They need a win to work the grifts. Why do you think Trump is so angry? Greatest gig in the world golfing every weekend and putting up your staff and security at your place for 4 times the going rate
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@GaryPetersonUSA Is this real? The red face? Too much MaraAlardo sun?
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@PalmerReport Obstruction, sure, but what about him intentionally taking them in the first place, obviously floating them around to a high bidder? His crimes are like the Russian nesting dolls. One right after another, endlessly, wrapped around each other
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@Acyn Seriously. It’s perplexing they associate with anything like the flag, or eagle or the word “Patriot” in their profiles. They hate the President that isn’t the one they support, the congress, the schools, the common sense laws that benefit them, they hate everything American.
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@TheRickWilson Wow. They flip flop more brazenly than Melania on the prowl for a billionaire husband
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@JoJoFromJerz Melba toast. A dry piece of Melba toast
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@ericgarland I seem to remember a Trump or two not being very forthcoming about Russia. Maybe a Kushner too. Selective indictments
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@DrOz Right wingers: We love capitalism Also right wingers: Wahhh the price of gas and food is too high, do something Joe, socialism must save us!
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@TheGoodLiars Same people say the Moon landing was a hoax. I can’t keep up. Pick a lane guys!
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@JoyceWhiteVance Yes, but the trend he’s setting is...scary:
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@ishmael0464 @JohnWDean Guy with gray scraggly beard and straw hat calling someone else old. The height of irony lol. Too fckn funny!
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@donwinslow It’s gross. There. Processed accurately for you.
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@PalmerReport Trump attorney general rules of thumb: 1. Don’t take him on as a client 2. If you effed up rule #1 , then go to #3 3. Always have either audio or video contemporaneous back up material in the event he lures you in to do his dirty work (which he eventually will, ask Cohen)
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@joncoopertweets You’d have to read the fine print. As far as I’m concerned, he’s abused his power and loses any future claim to anything he’d be normally due, including his pension.
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@PrezLives2022 @patriciaselfies I believe he believes he and his gangster thugs can buy off a juror. I’m not so sure he won’t attempt it.
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