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Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, who puts America First.

Joined June 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Gary Peterson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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"Don't step on my freedom, and I won't pour sand in your flowers." - Abraham Lincoln.
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No one loves President Trump more than our nationโ€™s deserts and fields!
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The vast majority of the American people stand with President Trump!
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My latest painting captures the true love of the President and Melania Trump, whose inspiring romance makes us all our hearts melt like butter.
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When Patriots like Kyle Rittenhouse and I get lost, we just follow the flag to safety, like the wisemen followed the wishing star.
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Having a photo op with Kyle Rittenhouse must've been what it was like to shake hands with the mighty Hercules after the first crusades.
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As you can see, it was correct of me to put our life savings into Truth Social, as we are gonna be raking in the millions thanks to $DJT.
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Rage Against the Machine and The Green Day have sadly abandoned their core conservative values and Christian messages in favor of woke tomfoolery, which is why kids today prefer our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters.
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I know many of you are concerned about the goblin behind the fence, but heโ€™s only there to protect the crops and keep Kyle and I safe.
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Thrilled my son could meet Kari Lake at CPAC and stand next to the true patriotic face of our country's future!
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Kyle Rittenhouse joining Tucker Carlson is an even greater present this Christmas season than the gifts brought by the Three Shepherds of Christ.
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If we successfully blend Elon and Roseanne, we get the most powerful lesbian bartender the world has ever seen.
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After loving my previous work so much, I have surprised Don Jr and the beautiful Kellyanne Guilfoyle with this piece where President Trump brings out the courageous lion in us all.
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Gary Peterson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Kyle Rittenhouse is always ready to take photos with fans, much like the masculine stars from the golden age of cinema.
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We warned this would happen in Bidenโ€™s America, and we were called conspiracy theorists.
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@laurenboebert Amen! We must immediately put forward measures to make sure none of our tax dollars go to Alaska and Hawaii.
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Whatโ€™s stopping yโ€™all from having the perfect family?
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When Don Jr. saw my piece dedicated in his honor, he knew it was his calling as the modern Son of Man to spread the good news that America is reborn!
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Wokesters call us #MAGAMoron , but while everyone else plays checkers, prophets like President Trump and Gondy play 4D Chess.
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Much like the watchful eye of Mary, this piece christens our bowling alley with the blessings of Ivanka and President Trump for all who enter.
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@LauraLoomer Impossible. I gave a positive review to Sound of Freedom, and I have an American flag in my Twitter name.
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We patriots are proud to have a leader who remembers Christโ€™s โ€œRot in Hellโ€ sermon to the naughty children.
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Proud to share some time with national hero Dean Cain, while wokesters can barely leap over a beer keg, let alone a building.
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My son and I couldnโ€™t be more excited to see Kevin Sorboโ€™s new Left Behind in theaters! Who needs 3D when we have the Lord salting our popcorn.
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@ksorbs Amen! Youโ€™ll never catch President Trump begging for money and siding with people who attack police.
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Maine should not have this kind of power over our elections. Every other state has been here since the beginning of our country, while Maine was a fictitious world made by Stephen King which was only turned into a state to appease his rabid fans.
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Proud to see my work getting the respect it deserves from one of our nationโ€™s greatest thinkers!
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President Trump sits as stoic as ever in court today, as his brave face shows us a true leader who fights for his people.
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Plus if the sun is really that far away, how is it able to give us two scoops of raisins every morning?
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Nothing gave greater joy to my son than travelling 1000 miles to meet Laura Loomer, his own personal Wonder Woman.
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President Trump's heroism inspires us to become great defenders of our nation, just as CIA agent James Bond did when we were children.
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Heroes like Kyle Rittenhouse and Kari Lake are the reason the sun shines on our great nation and leaves the others in the dark.
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@TuckerCarlson The sex scene was shot very tastefully, the candles really set the mood, and when Tucker bit down on the pillow, you could tell in that moment he was in love.
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Even Christ himself would write President Trump the check he needs for his bond, so where are all the other billionaires willing to help our struggling leader?
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For her strong leadership, I was proud to award MTG with this honorary Gary for bringing maturity and integrity back to the halls of congress!
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Gary Peterson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Our brave Kyle Rittenhouse needs all our love and support, which is why I have even offered him my daughterโ€™s hand in marriage and the chance to call him my son.
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President Trump is the only one to lead us out of World War 3, just like all previous generations of Trumps who bravely served their country when asked nicely.
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President Trumpโ€™s God Bless the USA Bible improves the word of God so much that even Christ Jesus would be first in line for a signed copy.
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We patriots are declaring November 5th CHRISTIAN VISIBILITY DAY! That way we can stay home from the polls, enjoy the holiday, and let God himself declare President Trump our leader.
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Our brave Catturd jokes through the tears, but we all know the strain a bad breakup takes on the heart.
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@michaeljknowles Thatโ€™s why I always stick to a Michael Knowles classic, where thereโ€™s never any surprises.
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If youโ€™re not showing off your new President Trump tattoo for #PresidentsDay , then youโ€™re not patrioting correctly. Sorry not sorry!
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Gary Peterson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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When my Melania Trump art hangs in our bedroom, I feel she is there with us when my wife and I make love for America.
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Wokesters call my family a #MAGACult just because President Trump gets our engines rolling, and my art shows he is in touch with the common man who wakes up every morning looking to get his hands dirty fighting for Straightriotism.
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No one works harder than President Trump to make sure the Iowa roads are safe for his flock to turn out and vote, as the snow will soon melt out of pure fear. #IowaCaucus
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Y'all are just jealous because Alina Habba gets to sit at the cool kids table with our Marjorie and Kellyanne Guilfoyle.
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On this Eclipse Day, we honor the rare moment that the kingdom of heaven passes between our earth and sun, inspiring us to repent and put true America First patriots in Washington or else wake up with an assfull of locusts. #Eclipse2024
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Members of my family are always there to treat our beloved President Trump like a mighty Sultan.
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While wokester broads go downhill at 30, our adonis Charlie Kirk continues to have the ladies flock to his rugged good looks that are just as impressive as his wisdom.
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Rudy Giulianiโ€™s #mugshot only clarifies that we Patriots are doing right sticking by our heroes.
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With Elon ending the blocking feature, I can finally be with my homies again!
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Kyle Rittenhouse is America's Grandson, and we are always happy when he comes by for a visit, no matter how many others are in the audience.
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Our family touches the blessed Mar A Lago portrait of President Trump to give us strength to protest, much like the Disciples gaining the power of Christ through DaVinci.
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Real Americans like me and my son are always welcome in a place we can proudly honor our Straightriotism.
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It donโ€™t need to be Christmas for our family to send out cards and keep the home safe from anyone stealing our chocolate milk!
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We should be proud to follow our prophet Catturd, as he resembles our spirit on the inside AND out!
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I am joining the Boycott New York movement by tossing my clothes and switching to diapers until NYC starts treating us like adults and not criminals! I call on my fellow Trump Supporters to do the same and show the world we are #DiaperStrong .
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My latest piece reflects our patriotic desire to be born again as babies so we may spend our lives baptized in the name of our father President Trump.
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Spending my kids tuition on President Trump's gold foil-wrapped sneakers was worth it to bring a smile to all of their faces.
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President Trump wouldโ€™ve won his case if my idiot son didnโ€™t take a picture with Alina Hanna at Target during our boycott.
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This year's #Oscars will be Patriot-approved, as our beloved Kyle Rittenhouse walks the red carpet like a golden age cowboy hero.
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Our beloved Tim Pool is having a rough evening, so we kindly ask you all to respect the feelings of our nationโ€™s Timcels.
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Heroes like Tim Pool are letting the world know about the pain caused by the woke Target decorations.
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My latest piece shows just how hard President Trump works at carrying the whole earth on his shoulders, all by himself.
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Only true friends like Clarence Thomas and Mike Lindell can get away with a fun game of โ€œsurprise, I ainโ€™t your wife!โ€
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Laura Loomer is one of our bravest patriots for her fight to keep President Trump on the ballot. And with democrats already scheming to rig the election, we can beat them by voting for Biden so that the vote will actually count towards President Trump! #Checkmate
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Wokesters could never throw a party cool enough for President Trump and Laura Loomer to attend.
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A man can certainly dream of a Kyle Rittenhouse/Catturd presidential run.
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Itโ€™s days like this where Clarence Thomas earns his glorious spot on my wall, which itself proves Iโ€™m not racist.
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Happy Birthday to Barron Trump, our nationโ€™s first son and future king, who with his fatherโ€™s superior genes, will bring eternal riches to all those who follow.
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Proud to see the familiar faces of my family front row center to see our savior President Trump.
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Iโ€™m so proud when Marjorie Taylor Greene and my son get to spend their morning at the salon, and then brunch. Jealous yet?
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While I'm out at sea, all I need is God's Compass, President Trump, as my guide; because even in life he will never steer me the wrong way into a pagan island of socialism.
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With President Trump and Christ Jesus leading the battlefield, we patriots feel very confident in the new Civil War.
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With our beloved Catturd and his new wife leading the motorcade, President Trump has all the good fortune he needs in today's Witch Hunt.
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@ksorbs I miss 4 years ago, when disasters never happened and President Trump helped so many of our fellow Patriots enter heaven sooner.
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Plus, without rapists, Catturd wouldnโ€™t have any heroes left!
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Kids today can have their tiger beats and boybands, because my daughter loves real Patriotic heartthrobs like Governor Rudy Giuliani.
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My son and I are political prisoners, all for selling Jell-o shots at the playground to help President Trumpโ€™s legal fees. The woke DOJ just wonโ€™t stop! Also we stole a car.
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Donโ€™t sell yourself short, dear Catturd, you represent our nationโ€™s below averages perfectly!
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Last night's going away party for President Trump was one for the ages, as my daughter presented our savior with this portrait made to protect him from any surrounding Judases.
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Proud to escort the great Kellyanne Guilfoyle to last night's post-indictment Mar-a-Lago event where even the salad bar had delicious gold shavings!
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Katie Britt not only gave us a great vision for Americaโ€™s future, but also a bold new taste of Folgerโ€™s Coffee, perfect for when that morning sun hits the breakfast table.
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I am helping the Trump family by auctioning my prized President Trump and Eric painting for millions, because in some ways, heโ€™s also like a father to me.
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Governor DeSantis can count on my daughter to be brought outside for a campaign photo, because Florida's first family are always welcome on our lawn.
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Not only would President Trump and Christ Jesus have won Gettysburg, but both would have bravely sat and soaked in its awesome beauty.
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Wokesters call us #MAGACultMorons just because we remember Christ bravely falling asleep in court when he wasnโ€™t getting a fair shake from Pontius Pilot, just like President Trump.
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President Trump's mugshot is a true work of art which will be on every stain glass window to inspire the next generation of apostles. #TrumpMugShot
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Prayer is the only thing we can do, unless the tragedy is something serious like a Bud Light ad from an influencer we donโ€™t like.
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Iโ€™m so proud of my new Trump Mugshot tattoo, which was worth the 6 figures I happily paid. Youโ€™ll never see a Biden supporter honor their leader like this.
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Hanging out with Tim Robbins at Montgomery Ward. Iโ€™ll be accepting your tears of jealousy in the mail.
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Do not be alarmed, we Patriots are ready and willing to defend Lake Michigan airspace by taking pictures of ourselves pointing guns at the sky, then posting it online.
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Some of us would be honored to share drinks with Kevin Sorbo at the luxurious Mar-a-Lago.
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Melania Trump is always on hand to support her devoted husband, as the love that she and President Trump share for our country is so strong they can barely keep their hands off eachother.
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No one makes us cry inspiring tears of hope more than our prophet Catturd.
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Gary Peterson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Matt Gaetz deserves our gifts, because with his help, President Trump will ride back into the White House, eagle in tow like a true leader.
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The stars are lining up, as Catturd has hit the red carpet in a purr-fect Persian white that ainโ€™t no catโ€™s pajamas. #Oscars
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That settles it. Catturd is officially boycotting Planet Fitness.
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Gary Peterson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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My latest historical piece honors when President Reagan proudly delivered the blessed child Elon Musk, and decreed that he, not the government, would be the solution to our problems!
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