Rage Against the Machine and The Green Day have sadly abandoned their core conservative values and Christian messages in favor of woke tomfoolery, which is why kids today prefer our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters.
After loving my previous work so much, I have surprised Don Jr and the beautiful Kellyanne Guilfoyle with this piece where President Trump brings out the courageous lion in us all.
Maine should not have this kind of power over our elections. Every other state has been here since the beginning of our country, while Maine was a fictitious world made by Stephen King which was only turned into a state to appease his rabid fans.
@TuckerCarlson
The sex scene was shot very tastefully, the candles really set the mood, and when Tucker bit down on the pillow, you could tell in that moment he was in love.
Even Christ himself would write President Trump the check he needs for his bond, so where are all the other billionaires willing to help our struggling leader?
Our brave Kyle Rittenhouse needs all our love and support, which is why I have even offered him my daughterโs hand in marriage and the chance to call him my son.
President Trump is the only one to lead us out of World War 3, just like all previous generations of Trumps who bravely served their country when asked nicely.
We patriots are declaring November 5th CHRISTIAN VISIBILITY DAY! That way we can stay home from the polls, enjoy the holiday, and let God himself declare President Trump our leader.
Wokesters call my family a
#MAGACult
just because President Trump gets our engines rolling, and my art shows he is in touch with the common man who wakes up every morning looking to get his hands dirty fighting for Straightriotism.
No one works harder than President Trump to make sure the Iowa roads are safe for his flock to turn out and vote, as the snow will soon melt out of pure fear.
#IowaCaucus
On this Eclipse Day, we honor the rare moment that the kingdom of heaven passes between our earth and sun, inspiring us to repent and put true America First patriots in Washington or else wake up with an assfull of locusts.
#Eclipse2024
While wokester broads go downhill at 30, our adonis Charlie Kirk continues to have the ladies flock to his rugged good looks that are just as impressive as his wisdom.
Our family touches the blessed Mar A Lago portrait of President Trump to give us strength to protest, much like the Disciples gaining the power of Christ through DaVinci.
I am joining the Boycott New York movement by tossing my clothes and switching to diapers until NYC starts treating us like adults and not criminals! I call on my fellow Trump Supporters to do the same and show the world we are
#DiaperStrong
.
Laura Loomer is one of our bravest patriots for her fight to keep President Trump on the ballot. And with democrats already scheming to rig the election, we can beat them by voting for Biden so that the vote will actually count towards President Trump!
#Checkmate
Happy Birthday to Barron Trump, our nationโs first son and future king, who with his fatherโs superior genes, will bring eternal riches to all those who follow.
While I'm out at sea, all I need is God's Compass, President Trump, as my guide; because even in life he will never steer me the wrong way into a pagan island of socialism.
My son and I are political prisoners, all for selling Jell-o shots at the playground to help President Trumpโs legal fees.
The woke DOJ just wonโt stop!
Also we stole a car.
Last night's going away party for President Trump was one for the ages, as my daughter presented our savior with this portrait made to protect him from any surrounding Judases.
Katie Britt not only gave us a great vision for Americaโs future, but also a bold new taste of Folgerโs Coffee, perfect for when that morning sun hits the breakfast table.
I am helping the Trump family by auctioning my prized President Trump and Eric painting for millions, because in some ways, heโs also like a father to me.
Wokesters call us
#MAGACultMorons
just because we remember Christ bravely falling asleep in court when he wasnโt getting a fair shake from Pontius Pilot, just like President Trump.
Iโm so proud of my new Trump Mugshot tattoo, which was worth the 6 figures I happily paid. Youโll never see a Biden supporter honor their leader like this.
Do not be alarmed, we Patriots are ready and willing to defend Lake Michigan airspace by taking pictures of ourselves pointing guns at the sky, then posting it online.
Melania Trump is always on hand to support her devoted husband, as the love that she and President Trump share for our country is so strong they can barely keep their hands off eachother.
My latest historical piece honors when President Reagan proudly delivered the blessed child Elon Musk, and decreed that he, not the government, would be the solution to our problems!