This is not even a weird thing to ask someone with an OF link in bio whose entire Media tab is nudes/thirst traps. This is like if I asked a car salesman if they had any Jeeps on the lot rn
@borntopiss
He’s literally like 80IQ so I try to have patience with him but he’s such a cruel person when given the opportunity that it really makes me dislike him
People are acting like there’s something funny about this but the guys who do the jobs that make your daily life livable are eating this breakfast every morning
These beautiful teenagers lost their lives on October 2011. Seconds after taking this selfie, Essa Ricker, Kelsea Webster, and Savannah Webster, were hit and killed by the train in the background.
Please don’t be gay or ironic or morbid or gross or retarded or whiny today it is Christmas everyone. Have a good one and appreciate your loved ones and thank God for all he has provided us
Girls want a guy who makes a shitload of money and is tall and handsome and has good politics.
Meanwhile I’m just like “I’d prefer my GF to not be trans but that isn’t a dealbreaker or anything”
Your drawing looks like shit, I thought nerds were supposed to be good at stuff. Don’t ever come back through my hallway again I’ll beat your ass pussy
Showing your daughters prom date a gun is such a tired and empty gesture, you gotta suck him dry before they go out in the limo if you want to make sure he’s not gonna try to fuck her afterwards
I was gravely injured by a drunk driver on Friday night, financially I’m just fine but if any girls want to send tits or ass to me in the DMs it would greatly speed up my healing process
Steve-O has been sober for 16 years. He was asked to be on Bill Maher's podcast. Steve-O asked Maher out of respect for his sobriety if he could refrain from smoking pot during the interview and Bill said "No".