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Adanne

@Adanne

3 years

I really like these pictures. I showed up at my friends house and there we were- all wearing boubous on a Sunday

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Adanne

@Adanne

6 months

Please, please deliver my clothes 😭. Since October, please I’m begging

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@Adanne

11 months

You can see the difference in the twerk once alcohol has entered

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Adanne

@Adanne

4 years

Document everything. Your mind will lie to you.

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@Adanne

3 years

Please Nigeria is a He. How many women are at the helm? Let’s be guided

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@saratu

3 years

When you give Nigeria your all, she unabashedly, remorselessly, take it. All of it. And then some.

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@Adanne

4 years

Best acting she’s ever done

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@ulxma

4 years

Nadia Buari is so fine. 😍😍

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@Adanne

3 years

Lmao I tried to play Jenga with my brother and look what he did to me:

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@Adanne

2 months

Nigerians and range. When Ezra tweets, we didn’t do masters. But when Graham crackers say we don’t know delve? Vituperations!

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Adanne

@Adanne

4 months

This one

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Adanne

@Adanne

3 years

@platanossoy @17_xcx The end:

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Adanne

@Adanne

1 month

Take the shackles of my feet and give it to another who allows me to dance 💃

Finebebe

@Debbieyxx

1 month

My mum complained about an outfit I was wearing to a party, came back home and tried to change it. My husband said “I paid bride price in full, I’m not complaining I love the outfit” since then if she talks I say “my husband got it for me” 😂 I love it

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@Adanne

3 years

When you’re job hunting, it is important to have a supportive friend that would hold your hand through the process. It is grueling, it is tasking, and there would be hits to your ego/psyche. Don’t go through it alone.

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@Adanne

5 years

Achebe's take on misogyny

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@Adanne

3 years

@silknymphe 😭

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@Adanne

5 years

Honesty is the best policy

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Adanne

@Adanne

3 years

Face full of sunshine ☀️

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Adanne

@Adanne

3 years

Dressed up today...

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@Adanne

6 months

@kehinde_bb Don’t piss me off.

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Adanne

@Adanne

2 years

“The pepper soup smelled like the nectar of life…it was made with tainted peppers and goat meat. There was fish in it too” Nnedi, how?

CherishedMephit

@CMephit

2 years

you’ll just know when a book is written by a diaspora nigerian, idk how to put it but it’s like they want it to seem nigerian so bad that it ends up forced and not natural. i just search google and i am never wrong. almost like they’re so out of touch or something.

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@Adanne

5 years

I already know Fireboy’s Like I Do is going to be on repeat for the next few days.

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Adanne

@Adanne

1 year

Basically drank all week. Cheers!

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Adanne

@Adanne

3 years

Excited to announce that it’s been a year since I joined the @Ace_KYD startup! So many perks at this job ✨Looking forward to more life! 🚀 #techsis #WAGMI

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@Adanne

5 years

“One day, you’ll wake up and realize that you’re old. That ass will sag. Your belly will grow soft, your back will ache and grey hair will sprout from your ears. No one will want you. You better make sure you’ve fucked your full before then.” - Oberyn Martell, GoT

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@Adanne

9 months

Random selfie

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@Adanne

3 months

Yay, brunch

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@Adanne

2 months

@BitPaine @t3niola Lmao not the predictable pivot to ad hominem 😂. 5th grade level is right.

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@Adanne

3 years

@YESVS “Do you know how much my time costs?”

Serwaa.

@jantuah_s

5 years

Check like somebody bore😂😂😂😂 who sent you?😂😂😂

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@Adanne

3 months

@Doreenglm Not to mention I will feel a grain of sand under my sheets, so I absolutely get her. A whole pea? Damn

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@Adanne

3 years

@TheGreyHunter The rules don’t apply to Nigeria. We don’t respect that stuff

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@Adanne

2 months

@t3niola In other words, them go hear am today

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@Adanne

3 years

@Cuntosaur @4eyeddaddy No. He’s a rich man building a house in the village, benevolently shows the carpenters how to do their job, gets spot on his face because his village is in PH, but still emerges fresh because oil as soap is next level skincare.

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@Adanne

3 months

There’s something interesting happening with Elsa Majimbo’s brand. Public perception is shifting in real time. We’ll see where it ends.

Elsa Majimbo 🇿🇦

@ElsaAngel19

3 months

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@Adanne

5 years

Tyrion used to be so full of life and joy. Now he’s so sober and somber. Shae really did him shege.

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Adanne

@Adanne

5 years

Someone poured me a red and I sipped reluctantly expecting the usual sour taste... It tasted like a Moscato. Sweet AND medium bodied. You’re welcome.

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@Adanne

5 years

@_JustDenver @Playm8z That bow hanging on is stronger than most relationships

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@Adanne

2 months

@Footvku Gan gan tu ga ga!

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@Adanne

4 years

Aging like fine wine ☺️

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Adanne

@Adanne

1 year

You mean the thing that is for the people?

damş🫧

@favegirldams

1 year

all of a sudden everyone is into politics

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@Adanne

3 years

@YESVS A throwback! Breh this entire thread had me in stitches that time

Sandra Ezekwesili

@SEzekwesili

5 years

So....my people. It turns our their celebs were pained all by theirsef o! Because come and hear Cardi Chioma B

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@Adanne

5 years

I never thought the day would come when I wouldn’t know moi moi from plantain.

Dr Ola Brown

@NaijaFlyingDr

5 years

Moi moi and plantain from the first Michellin star Nigerian resturant in London- Ikoyi London.

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@Adanne

5 years

Let’s do a thread on the many ways Lagos hates women. I’ll start ☺️

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@Adanne

2 years

@Nnedi It’s okay to like pepper soup. It’s not okay to mix goat meat and fish. Searching your name on Twitter is probably somewhere on that spectrum…

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Adanne

@Adanne

4 years

@Deenike There’s a silent “you should be grateful” in her posts that is reeking

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Adanne

@Adanne

19 days

I am tired. Please share only advanced misogyny from now on. Enough of this useless garden variety nonsense.

Candice Marie Benbow

@CandiceBenbow

20 days

A man asked me if I’m a six figure earner. When I said yes, he asked if I’m humble or one of those “females” who doesn’t know how to let a man lead simply because she makes more money.

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@Adanne

5 years

It’s called Atunbotan, and yes it’s on Youtube

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Adanne

@Adanne

3 years

Just enjoying my beauty.

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Adanne

@Adanne

8 months

I said I wasn’t eating rice anymore. She said what if you ate it with afang? Now I’ve eaten it everyday for 5 days straight. She said oh, try my puff puff. That’s how I’ve finished 10. She said have you ever mixed Ribena and kombucha together? I am in deep soup.

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@Adanne

1 year

Ruined “TL sleep” for everyone

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Adanne

@Adanne

3 years

@peero007 “I enjoy hot puff puff. But if it’s cold....I’ll still enjoy it” 😂

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@Adanne

6 months

@Cuntosaur Bruh dyg. Am I banned from opening white bags?

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Adanne

@Adanne

6 months

I don’t like lies. This is you/your team. This is the last message I have. Who did you tell that you delivered? You confirmed with the delivery man, did you confirm with me? I’m dumbfounded. I ordered in good faith. Abeg, again, please.

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Adanne

@Adanne

4 years

Bespoke is crying

Ozzy

@ozzyetomi

4 years

Is there any word more abused in Nigeria than 'luxury'?

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@Adanne

3 years

Seafood is the best. A few shrimps and crab, fewer potatoes and corn, and next thing you know, you’re filled to the brim for like 2 hours on less than 500 calories.

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@Adanne

5 months

Don’t disqualify yourself. I have no ‘extraordinary’ ability and I got it with only a masters degree and a career in Market Research- very ordinary. Talk to a lawyer first, or you can talk to me.

/sæməʊælfræd/

@samoalfred

5 months

@Mochievous Not to discourage anyone, but it is for individuals with exceptional ability. You have to prove this to the USCIS. Simply being enrolled in a master's or PhD program is not enough. Don't begin the process until you're fully acquainted with the facts.

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@Adanne

4 years

I’m not particularly smart, so when smart people talk, I listen. A lot of smart people have been talking about climate change lately.

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@Adanne

5 years

@ozzyetomi I endorse this message. Cure Konji before considering commitment.

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Adanne

@Adanne

2 years

Bro. @Ace_KYD gifted me a website! Tech bros >>>

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@Adanne

1 year

Me 🤝 wearing glasses lopsidedly

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@Adanne

5 months

I think the error lies with me? I saw a beautiful, educated woman and just expected her to be well behaved. Why? Now I’m seeing arrogance, pride, deflection and grammatical errors and I’m disappointed, when I didn’t even know her before. Check your biases.

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Adanne

@Adanne

9 years

I typed in "janet jackson no sleep" in Spotify and the office assistant standing behind me asked "Ahn wetin do am?" http://t.co/6w5fhJFa2k

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@Adanne

1 year

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@Adanne

3 years

My family’s dog chased me last night and nearly killed me. My mother heard the noises and shouted “omg is Caesar okay?!” My name is not Caesar

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Adanne

@Adanne

2 years

Imagine thinking you’re done being shamed, Chisom Echechieuka, the unapologetic sexual harasser and thief.

Kiki Mordi

@kikimordi

3 years

Never forget the face of the Chisom Echehieuka ( @chizom_ ) who solicitated sex from scholarship applicants including a minor. You might not be ashamed but you must be afraid to ever try it again.

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@Adanne

3 years

@KhloeUmoh Lmao compromised??? Hahahaha there is no going back. Not when his snores sound sonorous to you

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@Adanne

3 months

My colleague keeps being mad that I ate her lunch but that’s not the honest truth. God made potatoes for the enjoyment of all.

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@FakhuusHashim

3 months

This babe keeps getting bullied ‘cos the entire twitter thinks she married her friend’s husband but that is not the honest truth. She married her own friend. I may not understand why they refuse to address it but it’s their prerogative to not engage you on their personal life.

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@Adanne

3 years

@FuuckBenny Ah what is this agenda? They’re so pretty!

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@Adanne

3 years

@Jollz Skdksssss

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@Adanne

4 years

@opeeee_ They told me Biafra didn’t kill them so Coronavirus doesn’t stand a chance. I don’t have a rebuttal.

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Adanne

@Adanne

1 year

I love Nigeria like a mother that keeps paying tuition for her failing kid.

Edgar Allen Poe

@allenakinkunle

1 year

I often express my antipathy towards Nigeria, but I'm a big liar. I love that country dearly 😭

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@Adanne

5 years

Mood, post bills:

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@Adanne

3 years

Someone looked at my tea party picture and said “congrats on your wedding” 🙃

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@Adanne

3 years

Camera quality growth 👌🏼

Ezra 'God' Olubi

@0x

3 years

the adventures of ezra and @adanne . sep 2012. dec 2016. oct 2018. dec 2020.

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@Adanne

5 months

It sucks that you’re shit at customer service. You make really lovely clothes.

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Adanne

@Adanne

6 months

@kehinde_bb Sent you one. You did send something but it was defective. Your team was supposed to send a replacement, and it’s been 84 years

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@Adanne

5 years

Lmao Ifu is crying but she’s still talking business. My Igbo queen

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@Adanne

3 years

@Sisi_Yemmie Cameroun pepper fish fry and rice. 20 mins.

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@Adanne

3 months

@Mochievous Lmao please let’s see the couch that’s causing all this commotion

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@Adanne

3 years

There’s this proverb in Things Fall Apart: When the white man comes for you, it’s a friend that would point them to your house.

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@Adanne

6 months

@kehinde_bb That was since October 10th. You have not delivered anything since then. Do the right thing, and stop passing the blame.

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Adanne

@Adanne

3 years

You had to!

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@queentinzs

3 years

you had to be there.

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@Adanne

4 years

Changing my Twitter name to Sniper because I took the most beautiful man off the streets with one shot.

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@Adanne

6 months

@kehinde_bb Also, not you scrambling to deliver in December after the order was made in October. Instead of trying to make this right, you’re still giving me stories.

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@Adanne

4 years

Cannot come and kill myself

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@Adanne

5 years

When we say Lagos hates women, I want people to understand all the ways this manifests. No; it’s not just sexual assault. It’s being treated as subhuman at every turn.

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@Adanne

3 years

@Sisi_Yemmie Recipe:

Cameroon Pepper Fish Stir Fry

You make it a dish. Fortunately, as always this recipe uses a lot of pantry staples that are accessible to everyone. This feels like something out of an Asian restaurant with a Nigerian chef sneaking...

getadun.com

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@Adanne

4 years

Solemnly, or with a bit of display?

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Adanne

@Adanne

9 months

Girl friendships are everything and more. I’m visiting my babe and everything is arranged EXACTLY how I like it. I walked into her house to my favorite songs - she made a playlist. She bought books from my favorite author and bookmarks for my bedside table.

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Adanne

@Adanne

9 years

This picture kills me every single time http://t.co/PlpdijLPrM

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Adanne

@Adanne

2 years

Ayee enjoyment fits me. Thanksss

Adewale

@Ace_KYD

2 years

Happy birthday queen ❤️ @Adanne

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@Adanne

7 months

Happy birthday baby Ezzie @0x ! You’re amazing and I’m happy the world gets to see you. To more wins 🥂

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@Adanne

3 years

Baddies

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@Adanne

6 months

You’ve been holding someone’s clothes since October. December 19th you’ve not delivered. After I complain here, you now claim that you delivered on the 20th. You don’t even know how to lie. Please deliver or issue a refund. It’s not hard.

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@Adanne

3 years

Me: I love you Ace: Say God.

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Adanne

@Adanne

5 years

“I cannot drop you because no be here oga say make I take you” Yes, but my house is not- “I SAY NO BE HERE OGA SAY MAKE I DROP YOU! then: ALL YOU LAGOS GIRLS, UNA DON TURN ASHEWO FINISH! SEE THAT NICE MAN! E NO DEY DO YOU??

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@Adanne

3 months

“Oh sorry, I interrupted you” *commits seppuku*

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@Adanne

3 years

@Cuntosaur @4eyeddaddy Lmao honestly I was just trying to make it make sense. Failed, but it’s still fun and chaotic

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Adanne

@Adanne

5 years

Sometimes I wonder what modern misogyny looks like. We know how misogyny played out in our parents time. You know- men don’t cook or do household chores, boys will be boys, head of household- all that jazz. Nowadays, your man can cook and still be a misogynist.

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Adanne

@Adanne

4 years

I had been strangely detached from the deaths all day, then I read this. I finally cried. I think it was something about the matter-of-fact manner it was written. I felt like I couldn’t grieve because was I there? Did I die? Do I have any right to feel pain?

Joe Parkinson

@JoeWSJ

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In 1983, Chinua Achebe accused Nigeria's leader, General Buhari, of "a failure of leadership." In 2020, Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche lays the same charge at President Buhari's door. #EndSARS

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@Adanne

2 years

@Nnedi I liked the book sha.

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@Adanne

5 years

@FishBowlOfWine

THELMZKITCHEN

@thelmzkitchen

8 years

AND SAT ON THE LID

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