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@zarchasmpgmr

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A few of you may have noticed that I followed you in the past week. I used to be up against a hard cap of 5000 following, & I had been adding people to the linked list. In the past week, Melonheadโ€™s engineers appeared to remove that artificial limit.
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@DubsKenzie @LindsayPNewton Was in a hospital in the 1970s, actual page: โ€œNurse Pickle, Nurse Pickle, please meet Dr. Hamburger in conference room Bโ€.
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IMMEDIATELY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH ARLO
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Happy Birthday to Poppy!!
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@isobelohare @coachjoetori @lyft Contact the @FBI , who handles kidnappings in the USA. Evidence is there on the Lyft driverโ€™s phone and on Lyft servers, they need to seize it.
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@vinn_ayy @DethVeggie Melonhead: โ€œweโ€™ll charge to have your tweets promoted!โ€ Everyone: *starts blocking* M: โ€œweโ€™ll saturate feeds and reply threads with ads charging the advertisers!โ€ E: *blocks* M: โ€œweโ€™ll charge to read links!โ€ E: *blocks* He just will never understand.
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@BudrykZack My grandfather was born a few months before the Wright Bros. flew and watched the moon landing with me.
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@michaelajones0 @HireMeImFunny Came for this. Was not disappointed.
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@_CFierroLopez_ @aubreyhirsch As a toddler I thought mom with glasses and mom without glasses were two different people.
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Goodbye, Vink. You were the derp that held the Squad 1.0 & 2.0 together. Thank you for being you. May your spirit live on in Zola (hopefully sheโ€™s a little smarter).
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Today we said goodbye to Venk. She took a turn on Thursday and her body shut down this weekend despite everything we tried to bring her back. What a full, adventure-filled, joyful life she lived. May we all honor her by living on vibes a bit more often ๐Ÿ’›
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@atomly @kristenmchugh22 This map has a major error. Itโ€™s 100 miles from a port of entry. All airports with international flights are ports of entry and the 100 mile zone encircles those cities. I read somewhere that over โ…” of US residents live in the zone.
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@PragmaticAndy Reminder: the cloud is just someone elseโ€™s computer that you have no control over.
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@blk_panth3r @TuffTiffResists @stonekoldsoul @middlechild91 @April_Sassy @umichvoter Letโ€™s be fair, Mehmet Oz is full of Sheetz and soon heโ€™ll be going Wawa on his way back to Jersey.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Iโ€™ve been regularly sobbing all afternoon and into this evening. And here I go again. Godspeed, Venkman Golbeck-Burghardt. Thank you for being you. Letโ€™s all pour one for the founder of #TeamChaos . Hard or soft, your choice. Prost. GRMom, what was the music?
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@mysterydip @danidonovan @Foone And then realizing that your parentheses arenโ€™t balanced
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@Alwagordon @melidactyl In Texas terms, yes they are.
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@Buckleup36 @HaysKali Donโ€™t forget Nintendo, with which one impersonator defiled the brand causing them to pull their advertising.
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NEW: IKEA Global Press Officer Diana Lavrenova has stated, quote, that there are โ€œno plans to discontinue [BLร…HAJ] at any market so farโ€, implying that the Europeans were simply, uh, confused and/or misled. I have asked for further clarification.
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. @jenrunswithdogs looks pretty darn good for having run 73.1 miles a couple of weeks ago. Canโ€™t see if there are toenails, though. Also canโ€™t tell if thereโ€™s @TheGoldenRatio4 evidence, because that yellow is an awesome choice.
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Jennifer Golbeck explains how you can't hide from algorithms. #ARMAcan19
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This is Toby, one of my m-i-l's two #GoldenRetrievers . Toby is coming to visit for a few weeks as part of her move's logistics. Weโ€™re hoping as well that Toby will help Jack and Gigi relax some and maybe bring them out a little. We'll be 3/5 of the way to a @TheGoldenRatio4 !
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@Phil_Lewis_ Happened in the theater in the 1800s. The movie industry in the early 1900s. Thereโ€™s a reason why laws were passed in the 1930s wrt child actors. And yet the GQP is repealing protections left, right, and vertically.
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@alicecbennett @philistella The day before a doctor appt, our cat lept from the sill to the pillow, over my wife. Normally sheโ€™d clear her head, but not this time. Scratch across the forehead. The very first thing she said to everyone at the dr, โ€œyes I feel safe at homeโ€ (routine question to all patients).
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@bopinion โ€œ @Bloomberg is the most accurate media company in the industry*โ€ *โ€“Source: Bloomberg
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@Osinttechnical @TryCatchHCF ะ— ะ”ะฝะตะผ ะฝะฐั€ะพะดะถะตะฝะฝั, ะ’ะพะปะพะดะธะผะธั€ ะ’ะพะปะพะดะธะผะธั€ะพะฒะธั‡!
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@JKDAnthony10 @badler And endangerment. Nice violent felony. Then he can sit and wait until his treason trial and maximum sentence.
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@IanColdwater Jesus, and I mean this in the most sincere way, fucking Christ.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’› Is Guac trapping somebodyโ€™s phone?
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@la_avocado @tatecurtis He doesnโ€™t get that fat retirement for being fired. And hopefully heโ€™s blacklisted and can now only work as a greeter at Walmart.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 In other news, the sky is blue. OF COURSE THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
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@chemimommy @travisakers @VisuWell โ€œHey I still canโ€™t get a job. Iโ€™m experienced in government. I worked in the White House from 2017-2020!โ€
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@Stonekettle Weโ€™ll build a wall around the ship and get Egypt to pay for it
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@theferrit32 @LAPDHQ Sounds like a terrorist incident @FBILosAngeles
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@fredofca @thehill @LindseyGrahamSC Recall for them. The Senate can impeach him as a member.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 @cybycmu The hottest resort in the Keys is Lake Queso! Itโ€™s got everything: cute Golden Retrievers, miscreants, a Voods-eating gecko and other leeezards, dumpster chic-KENs, coconuts drifting to Cuba, swim teams, bizza slicesโ€ฆ
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@StuffForSisters @wtfbuildings Donโ€™t. But itโ€™s OK if itโ€™s from Ted Kaczynski 3028 Peacekeeper Way McClellan Park, CA 95652
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@alanfeuer Oh come on whatโ€™s footnote 3?
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@GossiTheDog Love how they disabled replies.
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@HirschSue @duty2warn Letโ€™s tack on treason. Thereโ€™s a maximum sentence.
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@web_rant @StephenGutowski Donโ€™t forget Peter Thiel, who is celebrating his new Senate seat.
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@jami_sire @ask_aubry Iโ€™m concerned about the color of that milk.
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@vengeancespice @dril Lay off the crack, trust me
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@TotoMimoTweets @deniseyu21 WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR REACTIONS TO THIS POTATO LEVEL PLEASE CHECK HERE TO CONFIRM
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@OndrejValenta3 @nixcraft Open Mainframe Priject has an award-winning COBOL course. Itโ€™s free and you use an actual IBM z/OS box!!!!
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If you didnโ€™t read this 2 years ago, correct that oversight now.
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OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her shit lmfao
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Ok. I was wrong a couple of days ago. THIS PHOTO NEEDS TO BE IN THE 2024 CALENDAR
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@heroicslug @RexChapman @jaubreyYT @Krikalitika And both of you should realize that you are being lumped in with them with that blue check. Please reconsider.
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@d_feldman Itโ€™s a cautionary tale of making radical changes. Seems like 10 years later, people donโ€™t remember the lesson.
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@marionumber4 @kristenmchugh22 People forget that the 100 miles also exists around ports of entry, including airports. Yes, this means that areas within a 100 mile radius of Denver International Airport or Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport also fall under the purvey of ICE. 2/3 of the USA population.
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@UnknownEnby @fossilheads But now weโ€™re confused. Is it Istanbul? Or Constantinople? Should we leave that up to the Turks?
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@0xMatt Itโ€™s also fraud.
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@WhitmoreRabbit @pb_and_garlic I am impressed with the use of thorns, but minor nit, it would be wiรฐ.
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@Lazer @hadip Youโ€™re not misunderstanding. He is happy he got his billions riding on the back of his underlings. Itโ€™s as if he expected divorces and and ruined families as collateral damage. โ€œBut I got my bonus!โ€ The man is a sociopath.
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@GraceFacesPlace @BudrykZack And calculus was invented by two different people around the same time, neither one knowing of the other at the time.
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@yvonnewingett @Popehat @isaacstanbecker How about identifying plaintiffs and their lawyers as frivolous lawsuit filers and blocking them from ever filing again in any capacity?
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@Jakefromstaten @razzli_ @RonFilipkowski Even the Black Republicans hate Black people
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. @TheGoldenRatio4 je suis trรจs triste en raison du dรฉsastre ร  Notre-Dame de Paris. Jโ€™ai besoin de photos de Jasmine, sโ€™il vous plait.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Dust your Goldens lightly. They have a tendency to shake and create a flour cloud, which, like glitter, can never be eradicated.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 His last chapter was spent in peace, without stress and worry. This is why the work you and GRDad do is so important. Thank you for giving these special dogs a great life.
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@docum3nt @kevincollier As I learned in business school, the instant you outsource you give up control.
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@KellyAuCoin77 @khaxan @LakeSuperior Too bad Gordon Lightfoot has left us because this would have been incredible inspiration for a new ballad.
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@WholesomeMeme @contodomiamor Oscar (RIP) used to do this. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@GossiTheDog Love it, this tweet has become a honeypot
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@CowBlizzard @Stonekettle Yep. If anything the fact he was arrested ON THE STAND should have made that point.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Uh oh what did Nacho do?
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@qdoba Bad juju for not including a both option, there. @quesoFaceo & @BigManGuac are both awesome! @TheGoldenRatio4 and @IngoBurghardt deserve a bunch of swag for this mixup!
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@Mile_Marker_0 @TheRickWilson The USSS should be completely purged. They did not follow their oath from about mid-2017 onwards. That whole protect/defend the Constitution part of their oath is a higher directive than their protect their charges part. They did not eliminate a threat to the Constitution.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Jack has lived the donut life.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Guac so dapper! Is he feeing better?
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@JessieWhyte2 @violetfemm And capital included slaves.
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@blackstar3475 @RocketBallRandy @futurecanon Itโ€™s true! One of the c-levels at Creative Artists Agency went balls to the wall in NFTs and basically ordered everyone under him to get their talent endorsing NFTs.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Feta has GR Momโ€™s heart.
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@SwiftOnSecurity I canโ€™t tell you the number of times just showing or explaining to someone what Iโ€™m doing has been the light bulb of โ€œthatโ€™s whatโ€™s wrong!โ€
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@cdixon Whatever infinitesimal credibility you might have had left at this point died here.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 @dog_rates Matt needs to rerate. Sheโ€™s a 15/10 in my heart.
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@iam_sysop @KillerMartinis Unrelated but I must complement your profile picture.
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@srnorty @dieworkwear If youโ€™re reading politics into this, please shut down all your internet connections and touch grass.
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