HOT TAKE: STANDING NEXT TO A DICTATOR AND SAYING YOU BELIEVE HIM OVER EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE AGENCY IS MORE DISRESPECTFUL TO LAW ENFORCEMENT THAN NOT STANDING FOR A DAMN THEME SONG
If a comic insists on using this setup, the punchline should be that surviving a shooting doesn't make you interesting because thanks to the NRA, it happens every fucking day
"You're not interesting because you went to a high school where kids got shot," Louis C.K. said during a recent stand-up set, calling the younger generation boring
Donald Trump announced on Twitter on Wednesday that Jeff Sessions is out as attorney general, and that Sessions' chief of staff, Matthew Whitaker, will take over as the acting head of the Justice Department
I miss the old Kanye, pro-civil rights Kanye
Picking fun fights Kanye, piss off the whites Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the Dilbert dude Kanye
The MAGA brood Kanye, watches Fox News news Kanye
@RichLowry
*Jeff Foxworthy voice*
If you fail to meaningfully denounce anti-semitism and depend on white supremacists to be part of your governing coalition.......you might as well be an anti-Semite.
Happy Passover to everyone except Jared and Ivanka. May their Seders be long and boring, their matzah constipation farts be putrid, and the Afikomen be hidden in an extremely far, inconvenient place
I hate to break it to conservatives but progressives don’t give a shit about defending Bill Clinton. It would be a great hypocrisy “gotcha!” if we did though, I’ll give you that