Joey Short Squeeze @joeshortsqueeze Twitter profile

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Joey Short Squeeze

@joeshortsqueeze

2 months

The thing about markets is that if nobody agrees with you, you lose money

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Joey Short Squeeze

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2 years

@JimJame74888138 I hope this guy never has to pay for another beer in his lifetime.

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@FightHaven He walked through that dude 😂

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@Spinachbrah They’re using the Biden vote counting method

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@APFactCheck @AP What's funny is that you are ignoring the fact that the statement she made was misinformation to begin with

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@luisivmartinez @ClownWorld_ Came here for this meme

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@BryanTHaunert @BSSportsbook This is actually what I thought the intention behind the tweet was.

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@cwt_news Knowing the Reddit crowd, this person is being 100% serious here

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2 years

@optstrategist Oh, another "rule" that worked twice in 93 years. Neat.

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Joey Short Squeeze

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2 years

@RetirementRight While I agree that we have yet to see the bottom, anyone who calls this “the biggest stock bubble in human history” must not have been around to see the Nasdaq double in 5 months on thin air from 11/1999-3/2000

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@The_Real_Fly

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Joey Short Squeeze

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If you’re a day trader, block out the macro. Just read price. Macro is for analysts and portfolio managers, not traders. This was very difficult for me to learn over the years.

LeoTheTiger

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One of the most important things for intraday traders is to remember your timeframe. Much of the views expressed on FinX are noise/expression of opinion. You have to protect yourself daily from that. 💙 #NQ_F #ES_F

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@cwt_news Marketing to a tiny portion of the population while alienating the majority is a great business practice.

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@TJisonline @litcapital “I’m a yield guy..”

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@The224Podcast @ZubyMusic They think we hate or fear them (hence the use of “transphobic”). It’s a victim mentality. Most people (myself included) think like you do. I wish they’d understand that and go on about their lives and be happy.

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@Rothmus No, it should definitely not be like this. You should not get chills from a coffee cup

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2 years

@luvmesumme44 @JimJame74888138 That part got to me

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Bulls: “it’s 1%, calm down and BTFD” Bears: “this is it! Game over b*tchrs” Traders: “Fk yeah, movement”

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@Breaking911 Couldn't afford to load the gun due to runaway inflation?

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@FinalCutTile @libsoftiktok As a parent of an autistic child, I’m fairly certain this girl is on the spectrum.

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@reddit_TLCM I wonder if Marx had leather seats in his SUV

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@CincyDan11 @WallStreetSilv @barnes_law True value is the last traded price at any given time

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2 years

@QTRResearch is often a few steps ahead.

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@MrAndyNgo Mostly peaceful dog-walking

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@Rothmus @mlabs0967 All you needed to see here

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@lifeof_riles @cognitivedr @cliftonaduncan @ScottAdamsSays Bro. He was clearly joking. Look at his name

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@cwt_news $10B to fight a problem that doesn't exist. Astounding

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@libsoftiktok Mostly peaceful smash and grab

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Joey Short Squeeze

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2 years

@Based_Mr_L Fun story: my wife made Bolsanaro a T-shirt when he came to visit Dallas a while back. A friend of hers personally delivered the shirt to him at a restaurant while he was eating. He put the shirt on over his dress shirt and wore it the remainder of his meal. Man of the people

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@QTRResearch @SRuhle

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@BlackbeardTNA @swshen66 File this under “stuff that will never enter my body”

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@mlabs0967 American women are gaslit into an odd combination of princess culture and feminism. That’s why I married a South American

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Joey Short Squeeze

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1 year

@INArteCarloDoss I think global temperatures rose a few degrees from that savage burn

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Days like today I like to think about the guy who had left his puts for dead sitting at his desk demoralized, then out of nowhere he’s on top of the world again. Cheers to you, bro.

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@WagiePostingLs Revenue versus profit is difficult math for @WagiePostingLs . God forbid a company recognize someone's work

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@MacroTactical @mlabs0967

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⁦ @mlabs0967 ⁩ Floyd is not only for Friday

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@jedimarkus77

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1 year

@cwt_news Ngl if they ever impose mask mandates again, I’m getting one of those

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Joey Short Squeeze

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1 year

In my 17 years of trading, I don’t think I’ve ever been as apathetic toward markets as I am right now, and frankly, it’s been a huge positive for my trading results. Just grabbing ticks and chilling

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@MarkPygas @TikTokInvestors $600 cleaning fee

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@ATabarrok

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Joey Short Squeeze

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8 months

@StoolBaseball Prediction: Scherzer throws 6 innings of shutout baseball. Astros win 12-0

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@TheLaurenChen Greyhound of the skies

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Don’t be mad if we don’t crash next week, boys.

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@Foowd90 @80sSportsNStuff “You can make their heads bleed in this one”

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@trutsle Wait until you find out I’m not listening to anything with them

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Legendary stuff. The old pros on this site are not only great sources of knowledge, but also have cool stories like this that can be used as motivation to keep working at this game for the payoff

PaxTrader777

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My youngest daughter was surfing the internet looking at pics of me trading in the NQ pit & came across this one. I haven’t seen this one in years. It ran in all kinds of papers 25 yrs ago. I made 250k for my own accounts that day. I will never forget that day.

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Joey Short Squeeze

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The perfect way to drink a beer doesn’t ex…..

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Baseball season is here

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Trading got a lot easier when I realized I’m a macro idiot

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@Based_Investor6 @v3xdd @zerohedge In all fairness, he did everything he could to kick that cam down the road. He knew the math

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Joey Short Squeeze

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2 years

For all of you following the 2008 analog, here's how the rest of this plays out. Not my prediction, as no two bears are the same, but an interesting roadmap nonetheless $SPX $SPY #ES_F

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Did a tourist trade in NQ after the close. Been awhile. Adrenaline rush

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Sellers working too hard these days.

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@realRyanEagle @LinkedinFlex *any career. Fixed it for you 😂

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@barc89 @JomboyMedia He stepped off the rubber. Fake throw is legal after that. Had one of the fielders been hiding the ball, and he was on the mound without it, it would have indeed been a balk

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@4WinnersUSA @MacroAlf If your bank suddenly starts paying a decent interest rate on deposits, think about why they would do that and what the implications are (supply/demand of/for cash)

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Become apathetic toward markets and your performance in them. Makes a world of difference in terms of consistency

Mlabs0967

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I am seeing lots of chirping on this fucking app. Quite arrogant of you.....so you had a great week.....seen some of you many moths ago being fucking wrecked.... You reap what you sow......market takes notes/names & has no mercy for stupidity/arrogance. When you least expect…

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@mlabs0967 I’ll start getting bearish with a weekly ES close below 5060 and 17500 NQ. For now, I’m not yet convinced

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@BLond6131968 @LionelMedia When dude’s head hit the ground..

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@Dcpcooks

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Just listened to a Brit on Bloomberg talking about not trying to fade the left side of a parabola. My guy

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@suitedupwook @AliWolfEcon Or don’t buy out of your league

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1 year

@cody__1776 @borshiha1 @Riot_Gratia @OrwellNGoode 👑 for you too, Cody. Top shelf comment

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Joey Short Squeeze

@joeshortsqueeze

2 months

Take me back

“paula”

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this would kill a gen z child

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Joey Short Squeeze

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It’s really not that difficult to see that when the yield curve is inverted, markets don’t roll until months after it normalizes. Stop fading the left side

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Prepare for a weekend of doomposting if we don’t catch a bid soon. Bearbois are gonna love that daily chart.

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@ItzBucci @andymilonakis This pic smells like Drakaar Noir

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@FIREDUpWealth Would go red if I could go back to 1987 as well. If I have to be 6 now, just give me the blue one and I'll buy a farm in Brazil and you will never see or hear from me again

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Joey Short Squeeze

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I turned 43 today. Life comes at you fast; don't miss a minute of it. There are important things and there are market things. Don't confuse them. The market will still be there when you are gone

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in this FOMC meeting, Jay Powell will choose rich

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Joey Short Squeeze

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My wife’s hometown. Terrifying stuff

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BREAKING: Massive fire engulfs high-rise under-construction building in Recife, Brazil

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@JimJame74888138 Well, the last leg of a bear market is typically an aggressive move down in price that is short in time. The old “when it’s time to buy, you won’t want to” type of move

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Something tells me Q2 won’t be as easy as Q1 was. Time to be sharp and disciplined

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Bond bears when they see UB with a 2% panic lift in Globex

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Joey Short Squeeze

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@was_orders @frankrivers07 @Rothmus Globo is still pushing the woke propaganda to the best of their ability. Glad to know the people are rejecting it

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Joey Short Squeeze

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It’s pretty wild when your screen saver comes on while in a UB trade

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@686Prism @birdmd1618 Fook sake, this is the perfect mentality

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Since everyone else is doing it..

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@Super70sSports

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Ask not what the Fed will do; ask who is balls offside and needs to be rinsed

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Off to a banger of a start

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Something tells me Q2 won’t be as easy as Q1 was. Time to be sharp and disciplined

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Same dudes that covered their UB shorts in the 125s yesterday are hammering the bid in the 122s today. Can’t make this stuff up. Gotta love it

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Joey Short Squeeze

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2 months

Shout out to everyone who joined us last night. I look forward to these Spaces all week. Just a bunch of bros with different angles having drinks and ranting about markets. If you missed it, be sure to jump on next Friday

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@David_Tracey @mtmalinen We have space for you here in Texas if you need to escape Europe

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@JayCuda Can’t believe y’all traded Nikki Two-Strikes 😂

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Steepener #ZF_F #UB_F

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Joey Short Squeeze

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Disturbing trend

𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞

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The speed of decline in top of book liquidity for ES is more impressive than level tbh

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@Breaking911 TBF, the History Channel is basically just a bunch of shows about Hitler being an alien or a time traveler from the Incan Empire. It can go

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Joey Short Squeeze

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It’s fun watching the “smart money” in the bond markets get wildly ahead of their skis in one direction and being forced into unwinding that crap into data.

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Joey Short Squeeze

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How dudes view themselves when they short equities.

Interesting Things

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Bro took down a bull like it was nothing

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This will be my standing meme until we truly top

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@imodernman Emasculation

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Joey Short Squeeze

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He’s just trolling us now. The people running this show hate you and think you are stupid. This tweet is blatant proof of that.

President Biden

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At the time I took office about 16 months ago, the economy had stalled and COVID was out of control. Today, thanks to the economic plan and the vaccination plan that my Administration put into action, America has achieved the most robust recovery in modern history.

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@The_Real_Fly “Democracy”

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Shorting bonds into supply then covering right before the auction has been automatic lately

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Sweating out the bourbon.

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