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Psychologist. UEFA B-Licence. Featured regularly on @BleacherReport . Fact based account. I will tell you the truth, no matter how difficult it is to accept.

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Fernandinho done it again. 6 fouls. No booking. And drawn a red on Di Maria. Incredible influence.
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Soon weโ€™ll be debating the best Corona-XIs. Already got some decent profiles with Rugani, Gabbiadini, and Hudson-Odoi. Arteta as manager.
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Can only imagine the things Roy Keane wouldโ€™ve done to this prick had they shared a dressing room.
@JesseLingard
Jesse Lingard
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Hello, Is That @Alexis_Sanchez ?๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ”ฅ Welcome To @ManUtd ๐Ÿ”ด I Knew You Wanted To Come Milly Rock With The Mandem ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘€ #manchesterunited #JLingz
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Atlรฉti have officially ended Liverpoolโ€™s dominant era before it could really get going. Theyโ€™ll win the PL this year, but thatโ€™s it. Simeone has psychologically broken them.
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When watching in real time, weโ€™re subject to reality distorting passions & emotions. A second viewing allows for dispassionate analysis and, ultimately, enlightenment.
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That type of thinking is why Barca havenโ€™t made it in CL recently.
@TheEuropeanLad
๐€๐…๐‚ ๐€๐‰๐€๐— ๐Ÿ’Ž
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Frenkie de Jong: โ€œI am so excited to see Messi during training, I think I am just going to pass every ball to him, haha!โ€ [FoxSports]
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Never understood pitch invaders wearing trainers. No traction/agility to evade the security's high press. Would be untouchable in my Copa Mundials with the metal studs.
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Zidane changed Real Madrid. Pep changed football. Donโ€™t get it twisted.
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Hat trick against a WC favourite when his team didnโ€™t show up to support him. Don Cristiano Ronaldo. Never let anyone tell you one player canโ€™t make the difference on the biggest stage.
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Ronaldoโ€™s bird in tears. Tears of joy or fear? Reckon he takes liberties at home after big performances.
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Give Jorginho a wig and he'd fit in perfectly with Chelsea women's team. Zero acceleration and the frame of a liberal arts major. Nothing player.
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Imagine disputes were settled with a football match between two countries. Winner takes all. Atmosphere would be unreal.
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Conte calls Mourinho a dementia patient. Mourinho calls Conte a cheat. Wenger focusing on refs instead of his MF structure. Klopp crying poor with a 75m CB, while Pochettino fields Sissoko at DM. Pep has the league on strings.
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Messi rolling back the years. Utterly insane performance from him so far. Making the world class Modric look mediocre.
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Would be very pleased if the game isnโ€™t decided by a calamitous Lloris error.
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Real Madrid lost arguably the best Champions League player in history and decided not to get a replacement. Their demise was quite predictable really.
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Would be quite simple if the Martian had a basic understanding of supply and demand.
@MazzucatoM
Mariana Mazzucato
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Imagine explaining to a Martian how, on Earth, grown men kicking a ball around a pitch earn so much more than heart surgeons, let alone school teachers (both who save and improve lives). Odd.
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From an economic perspective, shutting down pro sports leagues is costly, but not as costly as star athletes dying. Imagine football without Messi, Ronaldo, Mbappรฉ, Neymar, Gilmour, etc.
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UEFA should force every first division side in Europe to use this lineup template.
@Wolves
Wolves
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Here's how Wolves line-up for tonight's Third Round @EmiratesFACup tie against @LFC . #WOLLIV ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿบ
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In my youth, Iโ€™d have loved to be up against Thiago Alcantara. Great player, but Iโ€™d have dominated him physically. Wouldnโ€™t get a kick.
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Argentina playing a high defensive line against a team with a quality long passer (Pogba), world's best ball winner (Kantรฉ), elite counterattacking striker (Griezmann), and a rapid world class forward (Mbappรฉ). Incompetence.
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Gameโ€™s gone.
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Sokratis, Fellaini, Lichtsteiner. That's West Ham level recruitment policy.
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Only way the Ighalo deal makes sense is if he caught Coronavirus in Shanghai. Woodward looking to decimate the squad to expedite the rebuild.
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Not good for United. OGS looks across his bench and his assistant coach is his best midfield option.
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Ronaldo sacrificed himself to save Manchester United. Arguably bigger legend than Busby, Charlton, Ferguson, etc.
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No jokes about Van Dijk tonight. LFC have bought one of the best CBs on the planet.
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Lived it. Loved it. Farewell to the beautiful game.
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Someone should inform ร–zil that Black Lives Matter. What he did to Kantรฉ was plain disrespectful.
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Giggs surely one of the most overrated players ever? Mid-table PL winger in the current era.
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Gilmour definitely has the โ€œglidingโ€ trait. Reminds me of the first time I saw Modric take the field for Zrinjski Mostar in 2004.
@BnsComps
BNS Comps
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Billy Gilmour Vs Liverpool
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De Gea should've saved two of those comfortably. He's finished on this platform and will never be considered best GK in the world.
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Bernardo Silva has put together one of the most complete campaigns of any player for an English team in the past five years. Better than what KDB did last year for me. Heโ€™s a fenomeno.
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Best CB of all time done by a bloke with down syndrome? If I speakโ€ฆ
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Lukaku will go down as one of the iconic Inter players like Ronaldo, Etoโ€™o and Adriano. Instant legend if heโ€™s the man to end Juveโ€™s dominance.
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Itโ€™s very simple. Rivalries attract ๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท. Not much of a rivalry if City win 3 leagues a row. PL doing everything in their power to avoid a Bundesliga/Serie A situation. Most โ€œcompetitiveโ€ league in the world...
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ร–zilโ€™s pass selection and variety of passes in his locker are a level above De Bruyne. KDB just has a massive volume of creative opportunities.
@cracklechulo
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Have you heard of De Bruyne?
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Barca pestering PSG for Verratti and PSG responding by triggering Neymar's clause would be the most boss move in football history.
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Remember when Argentina needed points vs Ecuador and Messi came up with a hat trick? One of the best moments in football history.
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Portuguese have the best mentality.
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Game being played at 100mph, yet ร–zil still has the presence of mind to play the 1-2 and dink it past the sprawling GK. He's living in the matrix ffs.
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Nah, you became a Europa League player.
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Worried for De Bruyne. Looks to have applied 30spf sunblock. Should've gone for 45spf minimum.
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Pogba holding off Xhaka with one leg, dribbling Ramsey with the other. Man's an Avenger.
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City can spin it however they want. Fact is the Alexis deal was done & dusted until United walked in and cockslapped them with a big money offer. End of the day, United have Sanchez and they don't. That's an L.
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Donโ€™t be fooled. Ibrahima Diallo dragged him around the pitch on a leash for 80+ min.
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If you donโ€™t think Hazardโ€™s the best player in the English game, you simply donโ€™t understand the game.
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Kroos left Bayern at their peak just as the ship was beginning to sink. Joined RM as they began an era of dominance. Impeccable vision.
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How can you make a comparison between a guy like Pelรฉ whose best clips are just him running through on goal due to poor defensive organization and Messi whose passing/dribbling breaks down the toughest deep blocks in football history?
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An excellent lesson showing the weakness of democracy. Average people can't correctly judge elite performance.
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Heung-Min Son is now a better player than Alexis Sanchez. Time flies.
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Let me get this straight: Spurs have bottled a final they were never supposed to be in given their resources? Use your brains please...
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Barca fans in the GC convincing themselves that a bicycle kick is just an overhead tap in.
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Not sure what Messi will do, but I am sure that Ronaldo would savour this moment and make the difference. Letโ€™s seeโ€ฆ
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The rumours are true. A close contact has convinced me to return for a new mission. Weโ€™re back in business lads. Stay tuned...
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Anfield swallowed Messi up whole. Unbelievable football cathedral.
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Guardiolaโ€™s finished.
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Not surprising. United are shite.
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Reckon this virus could prove revolutionary for the football analysis community. Very exciting times. Empty stadiums = more discernable player communication and tactical messages from the manager. Always a silver lining...
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KDB neglecting his defensive duties doesn't surprise me. Wants Courtois to suffer for banging his gf.
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Not enough people have acknowledged that Raheem Sterling is the biggest player at the biggest club in England.
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Leicester are killing the hipsters. Winning the league without a mediocentro, trequartista, false 9, Ball-playing CB or raumdeuter. Unreal.
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Lloris is without a doubt one of the weakest minded footballers in Europe. Makes me sick that he has a WC to his name.
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Itโ€™s funny how Guardiola and Klopp have spent years coaching their respective clubs and spending 300m+ only to be level on points with Chelsea. Shows what an elite talent can bring to a club. Eden Hazard levels the playing field.
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1. Lyonโ€™s academy has a policy of no salaries for U15 players. An exception was made in 2002 for a 14yo Hatem Ben Arfa. In his first class at school after signing the deal, his teacher told him to read in front of the class. He replied: โ€œI earn 3x your salary, you read itโ€.
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Remember in 2013 when Pique was battered by Bayern and Boateng/Hummels looked to be on the ascendency? Fast forward 6 years and Pique's still at the top while the others are finished. A testament to his quality and mentality.
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Currently Ronaldo's strongest argument over Messi is that he's performed in multiple top leagues in different systems, playing different roles. Will widen the gap further if he performs in Italy.
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Spain placed their tallest players Busquets and Pique on the outside of the wall. Both jumped to reach 7ft or so. Ronaldo bent it over and around them and dipped it into the top corner leaving De Gea with no chance.
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34 years old man. Inspirational footballer.
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Leave it to Arsenal to host a competition where winning games isnโ€™t the sole factor in determining the winner.
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A 23yo favelado who's 6'2 squaring up to a 54yo man who's 5'7. Hero.
@MailSport
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Ederson is the perfect blend of silk and steel... his double save and nerve to square up to Jose Mourinho showed why he is Man City's unsung hero
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Reckon the PL is doing everything it can to keep Hazard at Chelsea. Would be a massive loss to the league. Highest quality player by some distance.
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West Ham lads were told they could each have a go with Mia after the game if they won.
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And it looks like Messi may have to leave Europe to win a continental title.
@mediocentr0
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Let's keep it real though, Ronaldo had to leave the country to get a league title. Ain't fucking with Messi.
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37 days since the CL final and Liverpool fans are still discussing a 50/50 tumble. Best part is Ramos hasn't given Salah a moment's thought since then.
@MaddockMirror
David Maddock
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Sergio Ramos in tears after that penalty shoot out. Bet @MoSalah soooooooo wishes he could have been there to laugh at him.
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Jorginho was poor, but the criticism is way over the top. You can't blame the orchestrator when the players on the violin, trumpet and clarinet are shit.
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United supporters wonโ€™t want to hear it, but theyโ€™d be top with Lukaku in their current XI. Linkup with Bruno would be unplayable.
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Rakitic has even more influence than I thought.
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Kane will score the goals, but make no mistake, this is Sterling's team. If he performs, England go far. If he doesn't, they go out early.
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Anyone got a heat map for Simeone? First time weโ€™ve seen a coach with a true B2B performance. Revolutionary stuff.
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Generally against retiring numbers in football. Sends the wrong message about individual influence in a collective sport. That being said, there shouldn't be another Barcelona #10 . Leo Messi is a tier above any other player ever.
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Notice no one singing VARโ€™s praises. Clear penalty and the correct decision made. Excellent officiating.
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Aguero smiling after Jesus cracked his skull on the post. Thatโ€™s the ruthlessness Guardiola is looking for.
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That's the problem. Use your eyes.
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Verratti's performance was so good it forced FutbolSergi into Twitter retirement. Now that's a masterclass.
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Tuchel deserves big respect for winning so cleanly without crucial players. Regardless of player quality, he out thought United in the second half. Proactive coaching.
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And what does passion get you?
@CFCMod_
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Watford fans are actually louder than the Manchester City fans despite being six goals down. Money can buy you players but never passion.
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So good to see a reinvigorated ร–zil. Not at his former level, but his creative mind is second to none in world football.
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With LFCโ€™s dominance, Mr. Klopp has ushered in the next generation of football. Fitness capacity prioritized in the recruitment process. Canโ€™t build a top team without at least one ultra powerful runner in midfield. Clubs are done trying to copy Guardiolaโ€™s ideals.
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Best Kantรฉ performance I've ever seen. Superb recuperations and his touch never let him down. Better than all the Barca mids out there tonight.
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And there you go, tie over in London. German league leaders battered by a second string Spurs side sitting 3rd in the PL. Bundesliga is a glorified youth division.
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The treatment of Raheem Sterling is one of the biggest scandals in Premier League history. Underrated on talent, mentality, work ethic and character. According to my analysis, heโ€™s one of the most genuinely good human beings in football. Probably why heโ€™s targeted.
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Xabi Alonso for me. Elite in a defensive system under Mourinho and then again in a possession-based side under Guardiola. Bossed the three top leagues in the world and proved himself in CL.
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De Bruyne couldn't even take care of his gf. Courtois had to take over.
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Remember when Portugal needed points vs Sweden and Ronaldo came up with a hat trick? One of the best moments in football history.
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Notice Bravo when Pep congratulates himโ€ฆ
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The wives of men who say these things invariably find someone else to satisfy them.
@MarkOgden_
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Thereโ€™s also a professional etiquette of not taking the piss. Debatable whether City could have eased up after six...
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Tommy Shelby turning up at the football.
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Hazard is on a different level than all of the City players. Takes three of them to stop him.
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