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litquidity

@litcapital

2 years

Saving Capital Markets - coming soon to a theater near you

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Gonna tell my kids this is Silicon Valley

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Twitter Blue erased a few billion in market cap for Lockheed Martin

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NYC IS BACK, BABY

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Elon Musk is laying off 10% of Tesla staff while spending billions of his own capital to buy a company where people are voluntarily resigning so they don’t have to work for him

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She’s a 9.1 but she’s inflation

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It was that simple

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Staring at the eclipse? No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.

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There is a direct correlation between the value of a home and the difficulty in locating the trashcan

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the courtroom sketch artist was definitely paid off by SBF

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Remember 5 Dollar Footlongs? Well get ready for…

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Stock market: 📉 Crypto: 📉 Wage growth: ➖ The price of rent, gas, food and other shit you need to survive: 📈📈📈📈

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Me liking all the “Big Dog” tweets from random dudes who appear on my ‘For You’ tab

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investment bankers in the 90s vs. investment bankers in 2022

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BREAKING: Binance has reached an agreement to acquire embattled nation El Salvador and is rebranding to El Binanco

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Americans traveling in Europe this summer with the EUR/USD at parity

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If your “financial advisor” dresses like this, you’re 100% getting robbed of your money

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Tax szn is around the corner. Remember to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS

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Airbnb is more expensive than hotels Uber is more expensive than taxis Ethereum transactions are more expensive than credit card processing fees The new economy is rekt

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@nytimes You guys wrote a puff piece about SBF after he defrauded customer, investors, and lost $10 billion but write a hit piece on Portnoy because he’s occasionally offensive? Zero credibility these days

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Pfizer vaccine news got the market double cheeked up on a Monday

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2024 (Nine Day Summary): - Bass Pro Shop guy - Nevada dude assaulting judge - Bill Ackman vs. Business Insider - Elon Musk vs. Mark Cuban - Jewish tunnels in NYC - Boeing plane malfunction - Aliens in Miami - Jersey Jerry Hole-in-one - Aaron Rodgers vs. Jimmy Kimmel

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“NYC won’t be ready for us once it’s reopened bro”

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Seen at Penn graduation lmao

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BREAKING: Maxine Waters asks “why aren’t customers entitled to a refund when they lose money on stocks?”

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@SenWarren This is dumb af

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absolute clown show at business insider

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Gonna tell my kids these were the Island Boys

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Elon Musk went from: 1. teasing changes to twitter over a poll 2. buying a 9.2% stake 3. accepting then declining a board seat 4. getting sued by twitter shareholders over delayed disclosure 5. offering to buy ALL of twitter in just a few weeks. absolute rollercoaster

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One of my followers spotted SBF chilling at JFK airport last night and snapped some icon photos

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Nobody: Everybody in NYC walking into a restaurant thinking they’re following the science:

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Americans traveling to England this fall with a weak Pound

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Straight to jail homie

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Name this album

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$8 this, free speech that How about Elon and AOC smash already

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RESPECT THE HUSTLE 🫡

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🦇🇨🇭

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The Rock and DJ Pauly D are the most revered macroeconomists of our generation

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@williamlegate this is satire

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How it started vs. how it’s going

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Airbnbs more expensive than hotels Ubers more expensive than taxis Netflix now acting like a cable company w/ ads and less binging This is the “new” economy

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Nobody: The IRS nuking the family home of little Timmy, a 12 year old day trader who forgot to report a $5 gain on a fractional GME share last year:

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BREAKING: Berkshire Hathaway stands to lose $6 billion from unsecured loans it made to embattled crypto hedge fund Three Arrows Capital, in documents reviewed by Bloomberg.

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Elon got ratio’d by the Ukrainian government and a few hours later decides to move ahead with buying twitter lmao

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War in 2022: - Ukraine trolls Russia on twitter - The Taliban calls for peace - everyone is shitposting WW3 - Bitcoiners trying to make it about them - The revolution is being televised (with Applebees ads)

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The Queen is dead, the Prime Minister seat is vacant, and the Pound is weak NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE US TO TAKE THE REIGNS AND SEIZE THE KINGDOM

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Robinhood investors after outperforming the boomer fund managers

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Didn’t realize it was intern season already 😭

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Pete Davidson and Janet Yellen are reportedly now dating 😳‼️

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Can’t wait for the new Netflix documentary about Netflix’s stock collapse

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Hol’ up @tedcruz got that Pablo Escobar fit locked down

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big tech is just paid adult daycare

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SVB depositors on Friday vs. SVB depositors today

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lmao

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A shitcoin of a memecoin is more valuable than the underlying memecoin and both coins have a larger market cap than Deutsche Bank 2021 is wild af

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“Are you using any other form of birth control besides wearing an Apple Vision Pro?”

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Why tf would you buy a Bitcoin ETF instead of just buying Bitcoin directly?

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Ahh shit, here we go again

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BREAKING: Bill Gates announces DJ residency at LIV Miami starting in June

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This conversation between a buddy of mine and a Grubhub driver is all-time

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@SenWarren LIGMA BALLS

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Nobody: SEC undergrads who will inevitably work in Charlotte / Atlanta lower middle market investment banks or for their dad’s wealth management firms:

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Bill Gates in his feelings rn

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Rolex ads used to hit different

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The US military plays this video on repeat to torture terrorists

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The game done changed. We’re in a kangaroo market now folks

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Uber has some new competition: Yellow Cabs $58 from JFK to Manhattan vs. Uber quote of $85

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To everyone saying “I’m leaving twitter if Elon Musk takes over” Where y’all gonna go? Parler or Truth Social lmfaooooo

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None of these movies will teach you anything about working in finance

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12 movies that will teach you more about finance than a $100,000 degree: 12. Margin Call.

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lmfaooo

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Ngl a rager with a $334,000 budget would go insanely hard

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Gonna tell my kids these were Bitcoin mining plants

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Lmfao

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Me preparing to speak English to an annoyed French waiter again

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Elon Musk sued Sam Altman & OpenAI yesterday and this tweet from Sam is great

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Anything is possible folks

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The current state of our investing landscape

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Bill Ackman, Elon Musk, and Dave Portnoy all coming together to take down Business Insider. 2024 off to a hot start

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How it started How it’s going

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“Forbes Goldman” was born to be an equity analyst

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VCs giving advice to startup founders in their first bear market

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@POTUS

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The VP who contributes nothing to the deal but comes in at the end to take all the credit

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Arranged marriage type beat

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@elonmusk Is this real-time continuous doxxing?

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“It appears your stablecoin wasn’t so stable, Mr. Bond”

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BREAKING: @chamath closed out his $GME call position and will be donating to the Barstool Fund ( @stoolpresidente )

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Hello sharks. Tonight I am seeking $10,000 for an epic night with my absolute boys

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Those are rookie numbers

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Young investors lose big in crypto crash: 'I didn't sleep for days'

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Lord give me the confidence of a US Senator trading stocks with insider information 🙏🏼

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Jerome Powell when he finally announces his first rate cut

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Investment bankers dressing up as investment bankers for Halloween so they can tell everyone they work in investment banking

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Retweet if you agree members of Congress should not be allowed to trade single-name stocks / options

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Who would win???? NYC Charging Bull or Miami Bitcoin Bull

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@nypost

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So basically a hotel

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