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at one point my professional life and sex life both dealt with mudslides. I “order dessert” 🌈. Opinions are my own. #blacklivesmatter

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3 years
@TankMcTankFace Ok but when the award reads: “specialist deestance ate and left no crumbs. She was giving what she needed to give and we as the United States Army has no choice but to stan.” I’m gonna be jealous af!!
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7 months
@nypmetro All the money spent trying to keep people from skipping fares could just be used to make it free.
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1 year
@wedontknow36 “You’re ruining my kid’s vacation to Disney world” Baby girl she don’t control anything there she just tryin to help YOU and explain to y’all what’s goin on.
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2 years
Jennifer Lawrence’s character in “don’t look up” dwelling on being charged for free snacks while waiting on the world to end is too damn relatable.
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2 years
@ChloeTheGr8st @jasonselvig You thinkin like me cause I need answers. She advocatin for others to choose it but she was rejected for what reason? 🤔
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@ATMwithJacy Not “I can provide the ring camera footage” 🤭😂😂😂 Ma’am that proves he came home late NOT where he has been.
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1 year
@QueenOfTanking Why she carryin her purse like she on her way out the door and just decided to pop on stage for a second?
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1 year
@notcapnamerica Telling your child to go stay with a stranger cause you don’t like their sexuality is… my blood is boiling.
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5 years
@DavidWohl @kimguilfoyle You should see what the current president does to his own daughter.
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8 months
@Puff_Iya And now there stylists are crying about goin back to 9-5 jobs. They forgot they need customers to be entrepreneurs.
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1 year
@notcapnamerica It’s giving…
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2 years
@notcapnamerica I think she’s gonna wanna speak to king James’ manager.
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5 months
@ClutchCityJurg @ONEBIGMONSTER_ @ablohgotit @WilliamPre21310 Why do yall always put the gays in it? He just hates women.
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@DrLoupis It’s embarrassing y’all can’t tell this is fake. But I guess when you wanna believe somethin so badly you just jump on it and spread it for outrage.
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@valog93 @missmaliceSnP I imagine giant chunks of feta cheese and vegetables in a hot sun with oil wouldn’t smell good after a while.
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1 year
@Imposter_Edits @stanley_sls So not only shot twice but was refused help and nobody called the police to even report the shooting and that was only ONE street over from where he was supposed to be going? But white people will say they hate hearing about racism. Try living it.
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@LaCienegaBlvdss Notice the difference from what she says and the Cornell kid whose video is going around and they’re blaming it on being white. She was president, co-chair, etc. He volunteered and played clarinet. Leadership vs just doing.
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@Carbsunlocked Black women always defending everybody and nobody come to help them in return.
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2 years
@notcapnamerica Me after she chose to disrespect me after telling me she late:
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2 years
@itsthejustin Ok so you found out your top is gay. What’s the issue?
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@Agojie_ Damn that looks good. Too bad oxtail causes cancer and is super poisonous.
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@stoppfeenin I don’t understand this personality she’s tryin to put on. Like girl’s hairline vanished cause of all the ponytails and bows and now she’s actin like some rapper from atl?
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1 year
@sedderaside He’s not mad he’s selling six packs for 35 dollars to crying conservatives. Let him cook!!
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7 years
@paracorder2 @VictoriaECM @Loxodonta_s @GOPChairwoman @realDonaldTrump Man, it must be crazy to live in your world where you give so much credit to someone just for them existing.
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2 years
@IAmQuisB @_camhoudini Nah gotta clean it out and get that deposit to help pay for the broken lease. Lol
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@rlbradley150 @nypmetro Supposedly they don’t turn a profit and recover less than 50% from fares. It’s mostly tax dollars and subsidies keeping it running. My point is there’s a lot of money constantly going to stop fare evasion that could maybe be better spent. Maybe not. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@notcapnamerica Maybe it’s just me but her voice makes me not at all surprised by this. She sounds like the type of person that would be in this situation
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@skyward_slut Simple solutions for complex problems 🫡
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@floomflams Imagine the level of pride one has to have to think I’d rather have my child think they’re the product of a violent rape than admit the truth. Jfc. Like the trauma she probably felt her whole life.
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@chriscastro21 @notcapnamerica There are three people in this video concerned about the well being of the child involved and the fourth person would rather spend days in jail.
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@notcapnamerica “She walked me home” at the end pissed me off. She alerted everyone she could but who stepped up, a Black woman as usual.
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2 years
@richyrich323 Me and the demons be gettin busy then!!
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3 years
@Flykhicks630 Whoever callin Joan must need a caterer or a space for an event.
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@meltdouwn @JWilliamJames They’re trying to find their cheating lover.
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@LaCienegaBlvdss “You literally cannot make me jealous” except he did and it worked how he wanted it to.
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@saintlebutch Truth or dare or never have I ever is always when it’s time to head out.
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1 year
@BornAKang Them gettin into his car is crazy. I hope this is fake.
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@notcapnamerica @shemarmoore And the same if he wants to make out with me and marry me. Y’all just mind your business and let me be happy.
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@adriancm93 @trichesfaucons Who was making your fried chicken because maybe we need to start there?
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@notcapnamerica Literally had a pretty girl delivered on a silver platter and he fumbled by speaking. Smdh
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5 years
@CNN What an interesting way to announce “I don’t really want this job, but I just wanted to apply.”
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3 years
@KevChestnut @NICKSAYSGO Watchin this made my stomach hurt. Lol
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2 years
@urbanmodernism @notcapnamerica Facts!! Almost all the popular sounds are black creators.
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3 years
The dislike button takin too long.
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it would be so funny if we freed britney and she immediately endorsed trump for the next election
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@chris_notcapn 14 years? Which means he has had over a hundred vaccines before. This is stupid.
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2 years
@notcapnamerica 17 loads from 11 men and you can’t afford 300 dollars in damages? Sir you lettin them deposit for free?!!
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2 years
@notcapnamerica Ummm I hope Rhonda don’t know any of the business dealings cause she seem like the type to give up maiden names, blood types, and last known residence over the last ten years if asked and not even offered a Diet Coke first.
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@notcapnamerica Black women keep tellin them it’s not for them but they don’t wanna listen.
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@PatrikkBateman6 @nypmetro You assumed I am unemployed and called me a bum. I didn’t say you’re racist I said this post made it to the racists. Now if the shoe fits wear that bitch.
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@DaveLittler @DiegoSa12690531 @slpng_giants @KaitMarieox Oh what I would give for her to have said “you know I carry” and TSA show her just how essential they are.
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@notcapnamerica Imagine doin all this and they don’t even tip you. I’d be sick!!
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@tallyohhh @MasterSagini @Morbidful I would have come off that bench and started swingin. Ain’t no damn way she had the nerve to say she was a good mother after that.
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@notcapnamerica What did he even say that for? He dismissed his case. wtf?!
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@notcapnamerica Nope. I’ve noticed a lot of black creators videos don’t get the views and likes someone who recreates their exact content does. Saw a TikTok pointing it out on white girls making videos doing slick back buns and using edge brushes. Black women videos 700 views. WW videos 300k.
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@notcapnamerica The way they’re saying please and begging her is pissing me off. With black people it’s an order but white people they’re asking permission to tell then to follow the law.
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@Just_Boof_it @Alitzxl It’s different everywhere else where there aren’t black people to check y’all? She’s right in what she’s sayin, if you’re not black (and even that’s a problem but whatever) you shouldn’t be saying it.
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@LisaMcCray So they go around having sex with women and truly believe women don’t even enjoy it? Somethin about that seems so wrong but I have no words.
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@notcapnamerica Well damn can black people at least get on the payroll if we part of their training?! Like here’s a monthly check for the lifetime of trauma you get.
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@IKEXPASTEL He’s drinking iced coffee in a target, bffr
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@ilight84 @PicturesFoIder Ah yes you’ve cracked the code. Girls want to be hit on by guys they’re attracted to.
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@Imposter_Edits So they failed the training right? I would hope getting the wrong address is an automatic no go.
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@richyrich323 @akilahgreen Her cheat day is a diet.
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@notcapnamerica And she said he asked for the bag back. He chose secret Santa to tell her he hates her.
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@PatrikkBateman6 @nypmetro I have one. Not sure what triggered you to think you needed to attack me but ok.
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@anothercohen Now is your time to charge a contractor fee and charge whatever the hell you want. Somethin that big… 22 billion seems fair.
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@SomaKazima When they say “we” I always assume they mean some demographic (white, Latino, never had an aim account, etc) that I’m not part of.
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@KaitMarieox @peta Even the cat seems embarrassed for her.
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@ItsJonesii__Bby I have yet to watch a divergent movie and not fallen asleep. Hunger games I at least stayed awake through.
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@Imposter_Edits How you show up to somebody else space and be like “don’t film me”? Girl you can’t be filmed if you go mind yo damn business.
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@notcapnamerica “You sittin there in those clothes and gettin loud with me?” Is how I will address every argument from now on. I have nothing more to say after that. Lmao
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@davenewworld_2 When police talk to white people it’s always a request. Like they have the option to do it or not kinda their own choice. When it’s black people it’s a demand or else their life is on the line.
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@notcapnamerica He said you in my business let’s talk about yours.
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@notcapnamerica I love his go getter attitude but please don’t let that baby get no job. I hate it out here, enjoy them job free days little buddy!!
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@keogh1992x Teaching your child respect for others is against your beliefs? That explains a LOT!!
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@notcapnamerica “That’s not what it means”
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@jaboukie “You snatch wigs, I snatch the abilities to prosper for generations, we not the same, sis.”
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@aintitfunny @evilpanch0 Your opinion is bullshit though. Like Bffr.
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@notcapnamerica sorry but how they lettin one woman terrorize that long with a damn fire extinguisher at an airport?! if it was somebody with a real weapon then what? The level of security not meetin the standards for how aggressive they be about separating laptops from backpacks.
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@mistergeezy Why pick this tweet to say that to her though?
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@TizzyEnt How do you die quick and peacefully in a motorcycle accident?
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@redhairderek @Morbidful Legal help would have let him off without any actual consequences. She did what she needed to do
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Tweet media one
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@Gabriel47Astral @nypmetro Your taxes are already funding it. That’s under capitalism.
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@TizzyEnt That’s quite the elitist attitude to have when carrying a 99 cents only store tote bag and riding the train right along with the rest of the common folk who all validated their ticket and paid for their rides.
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@notcapnamerica Airport: y’all need security? Flight attendant: nah I got it.
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@mattxiv We all know ain’t nobody choosin somebody else over nyle, why he lyin on Beyoncé’s internet?
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@NYCdeb8tr @nypmetro Google it. Your taxes are paying for a lot of it.
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@notcapnamerica She still hurt from that drag omarosa gave her on her own show.
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@PRETTIESTANIMAL @NSFWSoullessAlt @AceHainley Thank you. I thought they hated firefighters. I was like wtf?! Although now it seems worse.
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@Tim_Tweeted Weed is legal in California so what is even the reason here?! It’s illegal to sit in your car now? police are just a bunch of thugs with too much power.
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@sunboydevil Unless it’s in a fetishizing way or appropriateing black women.
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@Imposter_Edits @stanley_sls She knew she was in the wrong that’s why she just kept standing there escalating it instead of just moving out the way to let her use the elevator and be done with the shit. And of course she started the crocodile tears. SMH
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@notcapnamerica She was the queen of rock n roll and they used all those words to side step saying it on top of mentioning her ex husband for no reason. Smdh
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@Peopleafteru @CalicoCruiser @Mikel_Jollett Kushner would be nice but my dream is to see jr going to prison. He’s so smug it would be what he deserves.
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@abeanieig86112 @notcapnamerica Girl, what in the Jerry springer is goin on here?!
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@GoodPussyJoee @CountCaleb For letting you know how easy it is to find you just based on the things you willingly post? He’s doing you a favor.
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@Scottcrates What would he even need to be speaking on? Why is he there?
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@notcapnamerica Please leave? Ma’am y’all cashed my deposit check this is OUR leasing office!!
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@notcapnamerica This almost never happens in gaming. Got me tearing up. Also that kid got like 48k followers now. 😭😭😭
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@davenewworld_2 Why would you act like that and then expect them to remake your food? Do you like eating food made with floor crumbs because that’s how you get food made with floor crumbs.
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