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@LaCienegaBlvdss

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@LaCienegaBlvdss
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3 years
Do you know how fast I would buy up whatever lash glue, edge control or setting spray a female athlete endorsed?
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Man, look at this shit…
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10 months
Getting two other woman pregnant the same year that your wife buries the only child y’all have together is otherworldly levels of evil. Nigerian men are treacherous.
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Lady claims she’s pregnant with Davido’s child and she came with receiptssss 😳
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2 years
Look at this Mean Girls themed campaign video for President of the Black Student Union!!
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8 months
This man left his pregnant fiancée shortly after she gave birth. He then popped back up 8 months later and filed for full custody after she filed for child support. She decided she didn’t want to fight, gave him custody. He’s now mad she doesn’t want visitation
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I really will never understand (or like) women like Rubi Rose. Her parents are super educated, she went to boarding school in Switzerland and speaks 4 languages. This ghetto hoodrat cosplay shit is just a costume for her Such a waste of potential and opportunity.
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2 years
The scientific explanation for why white people smell like wet dogs
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1 year
LMAO This teacher thought she would teach her 2nd grade students about money management by paying them to do homework/classroom chores then charging them rent but their little asses have built an entire underworld economy hustling everything from cellphone charges to lip gloss
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Remember that girl who made the video saying a man left her in his apartment to go chase after his ex? Clown University is open for business! THE EX RESPONDED!!!!
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He called the cops and asked them if he can FORCE her to be a parent. Sometimes it takes seeing the shoe on the other foot for you to understand how stupid you look. THIS is how dumb y’all look trying to force people to parent kids they don’t want.
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@Nadie0699 Because it’s not about the best interest of the child. . .
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Monique said the network told her The Parkers made no money. I just watched The Parkers at 3am a week ago. Somebody lying and they stealing too!
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2 years
Finally a man using his podcast equipment in a productive manner
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Young Jeezy’s mom and dad got the little Asian baby in the backwoods of GA eating grits and bacon. “they said let her eat whatever I eat.” LOL
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Do y’all want to talk about boy math??? Filing for sole custody to get out of paying $137/month in child support is definitely boy math.
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Y’all constantly talk about all the roadblocks put before Black restauranteurs but I don’t understand why Keith Lee’s Houston experience is VERY different from his Atlanta experience. Why are these supposed hurdles that prevent y’all from conducting good business only in ATL?
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Ahhh, this is probably the real reason that man killed Nipsey…
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Stefflondon: “you sell pussy” Jada Kingdom: “AND DO. This shit too good not to sell now go somewhere you old hag, with your botched body, pedophile brother and unwanted son.” Y’all have to stop going to war with young bitches that don’t have anything to lose.
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All Kendrick said “ain’t no big 3 just big me” and yall mad at JCole for apologizing. Pusha T called Drake a tragic mulatto afraid of commitment because no man ever loved his mom. That’s the type of shit that sends niggas to therapy and he didn’t respond.
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The crying baby (which sounds more like a toddler than a baby-baby) magically stops crying halfway through this man’s rant which leads me to believe the people they were traveling with could’ve done more to meet whatever need they were expressing. 40-45 minutes is excessive.
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This video came up on my FYP and I have to laugh at that mediocre Asian that thought he was owed a seat at Harvard for having a 4.0 and playing the piano a little.
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There are women playing a full game of basketball in a full face of makeup, with slick edges, and no one from your marketing team thinks to capitalize off that?
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Y’all lie all day. Women’s only gym franchises started closing because men started suing for access to these gyms on grounds of gender discrimination. Once a precedent was set they saw the writing on the wall and decided to close before being forced into bankruptcy.
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“But I’m here being accountable for my actions and raising the baby now make him/her/them do it too!!” Do you hear yourself?!
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Wesley Jonathan been fine my whole life. Why isn’t he being cast in more projects. THIS is what I want to see on the screen.
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I am not part of the community that believes children/babies shouldn’t fly HOWEVER, I do believe certain communities do not properly manage their children in public and I understand why that might drive someone to lose their mind.
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“I hope you don’t settle.” -A woman that fucked on her ex after catching him with another woman.
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Good morning! This mom let her daughter join a stranger’s birthday party and was offended when they wouldn’t let her eat cake. Who in this situation is an asshole?! #ArguingTime
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@Jenifa_0_Jenny I think that’s what it really was. She didn’t have the decency to walk up, introduce herself, ask if her daughter was interrupting etc. She just assumed her daughter was welcomed
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Ciara must could really do all the things she sang about on Ride because it makes no sense how Future runs through women and still can’t get over her.
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Why the moms don’t ever say anything when their sons are living foul? Where were you when your son was running around with Mary J Blige while his pregnant wife was at home??? Now you’re a concerned grandmother?
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I just…
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The kids are alright.
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This is the man causing all this grief. Very predictable.
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Nah, Chloe’s body in person >>> pictures and videos don’t do her Justice She has the smallest waist ever and then these thick ass thighs
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Dinner with Bow Wow because his employee discount is worth more than $50
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Dinner with bow wow or a $50 gift card to Walmart?
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LOL here’s part II.
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Wanya is one of the greatest vocal coaches of our time.
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That PG County cop has a Black wife and the wife tagged the mistress on Facebook.
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Usher is getting exposed by stripper pages for throwing counterfeit bills in the club. The stimmys have dried up and the stunt queens are back to their old stunts
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say it with me class: These other girls don’t have fans, Nicki Minaj just has haters.
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Y’all didn’t like COBRA! 😂 Now yall loooovveeee HISS. Aight. 🥴😂
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I believe every Lake Lanier superstition there is. Y’all will never know peace until you drain that man-made swamp and give them people back their land
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2 years
This is getting weird.
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Damn. The docile, feminine, submissive Colombian women are killing y’all? That’s crazy
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The passport bros are getting killed left and right in Colombia
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“Why would Cassie have Kim Porter’s burner phone when Kim had real friends and Kimora is literally raising the twins?”
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I’m on Raymonte’s side. I ask myself everyday how a gang member that was just on probation for setting 2 strippers up to get jumped by men was able to book the Baby Shark movie.
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Olivia Wilde abandoning her family and getting pregnant somewhere else >>>>> We’ll never have equality until women are allowed to be deadbeats to their families like the men.
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Free the Bro. 🤧🤧🤧
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Tyrese…. 😅 what?
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Kimora didn’t steal the money, the money was part of her assets when the feds did a sweep and ended up becoming part of her husband’s bail package because he was implicated in a billion dollar Ponzi scheme. You gambled and lost.
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Russell Simmons claims that his ex-wife Kimora Lee Simmons stole $800 million in stocks from him.
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Part II. 🤡🤡
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2 years
I am screaming.
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Lmao I love when people embrace the culture after being invited to attend carnival. 🩷 It’s more than just a costume with pretty feathers. Dess and Jayda did St Lucia justice. >>>>
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This is what I don’t understand about women that date married men: If you know the “truth” and you “got the man” why is that not enough? Why are you stalking and harassing his wife????
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This is insaneeeeeeee. His wife gotta shoot him.
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And I think we all can agree that until her music doesn’t rely so heavily on sampling and interpolations of songs that are already a hit, Beyonce doesn’t deserve album of the year.
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Merry Christmas ✨
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Y’all don’t find it funny that we still haven’t seen the Mugshot????
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Teen accused of killing NYC dancer O’Shea Sibley will face hate crime charges as adult
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Not a trailer for stimulus checks. 😂😂
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Checks are on the way.
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The algorithm put the first baby mama on my FYP. I am floored.
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If I got happy thinking Usher threw a blue faced hundred and I get home to count My money and see Usher’s face? There’d be smoke in the city.
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@_murph2x_ And Pusha T’s parents are married
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I was on the elevator and this dog was upset about something so he decided to do this…
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@davidalangrier We must not silence the truth tellers of our society. 🫶🏾
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Nick Cannon really found 10 dummies to split bills with him. I pray I come back as a man in my next life.
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“Daphne Joy” So that’s why 50 won’t take his foot off Puffy’s necks
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YUNG MIAMI WAS GETTING PAID TO HAVE SEX WITH DIDDY?
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From NY to CALI ALL OF THIS SHIT IS LACED WITH FENTANYL, EVEN IF YOU THINK YOUR DEALER IS PABLO, THEY ARE ALL EMPLOYING THE SAME CHEAP TACTICS TO MAKE A PROFIT. LEAVE. THE. HARD. DRUGS. ALONE. UNTIL. THE. PANDEMIC. IS. OVER.
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@BelleRideaux So childish but I completely understand 😂🤧
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@fancytomboy Like, how are you suing the city for neglecting the child you neglected by letting her live in a homeless shelter?
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I just don’t understand how you can have 32 Grammys and complain about the 1 the academy has decided they will not give you when there are artists with no Grammys. Diana Ross has never won a Grammy and she’s been making music since the days of Jim Crow.
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@exzatic_t Too late, loser. Unlike you and any rotten brat you May hope to raise people don’t mind being around my kids. Best of luck to you and yours!
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I knew Lakeith Stanfield wasn’t shit when he won the Men’s Moan Contest on Clubhouse and the $600 grand prize. Most of those men were moaning because they were broke and needed the money, but not him. He was in it for the love of the game. He is SICK.
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This man knew Gabby Douglas by name but didn’t know Simone Biles? Yea, yea we know it.
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Lmao no that wasn’t no damn child. The wife and mistress are on Facebook going at it right now. I turned notifications on for this post so I’ll keep y’all updated.
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@LaCienegaBlvdss So that wasn’t a child?
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Y’all be like “I’m sad the Asians are letting the white man use him like this.” Asians out their own mouth: “this is what I’ve been fighting for”
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I told my daughter that today is a big day. They’ve ended affirmative action. “Isn’t it what you’re been fighting for?” she asked. I said yes.
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Bernie Mac was the closer. His joke was so funny it was turned into a sit com 😕
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i dont know i thought Ced and Steve were the best on KOC. i never really found Bernie or DL funny
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@MahaliaSBM Lmao mama doesn’t have the time. Bottomless mimosas won’t drink themselves
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Most of y’all females don’t know how to take care of a man but yall not ready to have that convo…
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@nestaseyi I put that on my header for you. I chose the image with you and your kind in mind. It doesn’t work on me. Sorry
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@d_la_reina Do you mind if we lie to give the story a little razzle dazzle?? I was going to spam Megan saying your mom was my 4th grade teacher and she sat with me an extra hour every day when my parents were late picking me up.
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Drake is calling Alexis a groupie because he’s never seen a happy and functional family unit. A man loving his wife and kids is a foreign concept to him.
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Sexy Redd can’t even donate money to high school students without coming under a great amount of scrutiny about how “she’s setting the community back.” But a whole gang member with a criminal record is allowed to make children’s content.
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Niecy Nash got 2 daughters that stole her whole face!
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Thank you for mommy and pizza 🥹
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Jacquees and Trey Songz got to fighting in the club?! Not the kings of R&B!!
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episode number 382 of “mArrIaGe iS jUsT a PiEce of PaPeR” the Enkyboys dad never divorced his 1st wife so, guess who is pulling the strings during all of his end of life processes despite not being there for the rise of the whole “enky boys movement”.
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I’m finding that a lot of people think they can be sneaky and lie in their relationships and that they’ll just suddenly wake up an honest person in their marriage but that isn’t how habits work… 😕 If you’re a liar when you’re “single”…
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Reading that Asian American students scored incredibly low on the personality portion of the admissions application…
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Yall: “Aaliyah was being fast.” Aaliyah dressed like a little boy:
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Yall, this is the teacher ( @mulaahoneyy ) from the video with the hustling ass kids. Make sure you run it up and buy everything on her teacher’s wishlist!
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My dad was a manager at Entenmann’s factory. He paid a mortgage and put his wife through nursing school AND paid for 2 kids to go to private school on that salary. I simply can’t accept a reality where men just pay the light bill.
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We learned about the 3 Branches of government in high school and niggas refuse to absorb the meaning of checks and balances.
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You’re making babies with him, he’s raising your son… Why are you obsessing over his wife if you “won”? you said he practically lives with you so why aren’t you content????
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The girl from College Hill: Atlanta has a baby by Lucky Daye and he doesn’t want to pay child support.
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Lmao actual lightskinned Black people with 2 Black parents, get called every type of white but y’all will fight tooth and nail to prove someone with no Black parents is just lightskinned.
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1 in 4 Black girls will be sexually assaulted before the age 18 and knowing this the “best and brightest” in our community threw their full support behind ending the sex offender’s registry before ending the sexual exploitation of our girls.
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So, a housed man is suing a homeless shelter because his child was left alone for 5 days when her mother died of an overdose and no one noticed.
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