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Mommy. Educator. Tastemaker. Material Girl.

South Side Chi
Joined June 2009
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@KammyTaughtYou
Kamala 🪷
2 months
It’s not a thirst trap. I just look like this
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Bitch, what the fuck did I just watch? You can tell by the look in his eyes, he know he snapped.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Just a reminder: America wouldn’t be on fire today if police didn’t kill Black people for sport. It’s really that simple.
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Kamala 🪷
5 years
If anyone believes manicured Caucasian hands are stitching their luxury goods, then I have a lake to sell you in Idaho.
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Kamala 🪷
5 years
If I have a little girl she’s definitely gonna be allowed to play in makeup if she wants to. This why y’all be 35 and struggling to blend your eyeshadow.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Love Spell. Real ones know.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Y’all gotta stop telling people they gon avoid corona by simmering sangria on the stove. We need to start beating people with sticks like India.
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Kamala 🪷
9 months
When you hear “somebody smells good in here” and you know it’s you.
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Kamala 🪷
10 months
I’ve lived long enough to see micros come back in style
@BIGPIKLIZ
Clarine
10 months
Look how beautiful each style
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Y’all being hella ugly behind that girl’s lashes/branding. I’ve seen a lot on here, but to post the girls wholesaler is next level hating. It’s gross.
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Kamala 🪷
4 months
This how I know homelessness can be eliminated fairly easily.
@Agojie_
Zulu.1920
4 months
Girl...why can you buy a whole house on Amazon??🤔
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
My bar cart is done 🥂🍾🍸🌱✨
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
This entire tube gon be a pink-brown nude after a week.
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Kamala 🪷
6 years
Found out my 3 year old son yelled “We in here!” during an active shooter drill at his school today. ...
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
Me: I won’t be here tomorrow. Please be on your best behavior. Student: why? Me: I have to go to a funeral. Student: oh. I hope they feel better.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
You’re absolutely right, beloved. This ain’t taco truck pussy.
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Kamala 🪷
5 years
Thick as fuck. You see the hips. You peeped the thighs. The waist is MISSING. Bitch respect her.
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Yes
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
Might as well file bankruptcy
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@KammyTaughtYou
Kamala 🪷
1 year
Ivy park is ugly.
@rex_woodbury
Rex Woodbury
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More celebrity brands are failing. Adidas is set to lose $200M on Beyoncé’s Ivy Park this year. That's on top of a $1.3B loss from Yeezy. What went wrong? In order to work, a celeb brand needs to get three things right:
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Joe Budden is 60 years old talking about “I’m not your boyfriend until I say so.” No nigga, what you are is geriatric.
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
This is insaneeeeeeee. His wife gotta shoot him.
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Kamala 🪷
9 months
God watching that first seafood boil:
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@NOTAVYVERT
Avy
9 months
I wonder who god saw eating that he decided gluttony was a sin 😭
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Kamala 🪷
2 years
I’m nasty. He nasty. We coconut water.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Men will tell you they like you then follow that up with absolutely nothing. No sweet messages, no roses, no dates planned, no consistency. It’s very ghetto.
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
Y’all 🥺🎄
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Kamala 🪷
2 years
“I will stop chasing my dreams of being a du-rag store owner” has me weeping
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Your Grace ✨
2 years
Why would you post something about people tweeting through your durag store closing .... on IG?
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Kamala 🪷
7 months
HMO is saying we got McDonalds at home (your mom made burgers and fries. You still will eat. PPO is having McDonalds money. You’re going where you wanna go but it’s gonna cost you more.
@ToyaRochelle
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Tell me like I’m 5. What’s the different between a PPO and an HMO 😭😭😭
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Called target and demanded a refund for an order that never arrived, and it came today. Thats for Minnesota.
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Kamala 🪷
2 years
I just told my second graders “It’s not giving whisper voices” and they all quieted down. Black teachers & black students >>
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
What if I told you it’s possible to enjoy Aaliyah & Beyoncé... without comparing them? Crazy, I know.
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Kamala 🪷
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I believe the person you’re referring to is a dentist. A licensed, board certified, medical professional.
@MuvaofGotti
FREE TAXSTONE!
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I see y’all making fun of this, but y’all really just mad cause y’all have no hustle and ambition, every day y’all wake up and somebody found another way to make money while u just found another way to hate, no one saying that they’re going to these people for hygiene, but if my…
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Kamala 🪷
10 months
When you say “smothered” what you mean by that?
@ugonegetdiswrk
Hey God, its me! AGAIN🙃
10 months
A lil steak and eggs with smothered potatoes ain’t gone hurt nobody
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Kamala 🪷
5 months
We need to have a conversation about the state of fast fashion & we need to be honest.
@sadditylyssa
Brat.
5 months
bye i’m irritated
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Kamala 🪷
7 months
Getting folded up and eaten actually sounds like a brilliant plan.
@AuntieAnnes
Auntie Anne’s
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IF YOU NEED A LAST MINUTE COSTUME, BE A PRETZEL
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
You literally never hear “Fashion Nova only paid $2 for that coat, but sold it for $75!!” Keep that same energy when you see black girls getting to a bag.
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Kamala 🪷
7 months
They say oysters are an aphrodisiac. After 48, I know that that cat was scratching through the panties. And she had lemon drops? He mighta missed his blessing 😭
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Kamala 🪷
2 years
Not to be weird or a conspiracy theorist but I believe that the 4957594 plagues were living through are directly tied to climate change and the fact that people are refusing vaccinations for nearly eradicated diseases.
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Kamala 🪷
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“Pray You Catch Me” had us captivated the moment it dropped. I remember covering my mouth & asking “what the fuck did he do!?”
@mqxmayfiel72986
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Whats Beyoncé best album intro??
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Kamala 🪷
8 months
We surprised Cameron with a birthday party in class today and I am legit crying thug tears. He kept whispering “this is the best day ever.” and I almost lost it 🥺 (His birthday is Saturday but the kids don’t have school tomorrow)
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
This is a common practice, friends. It’s called profit. You gon really be mad when you find out how much fast fashion makes off of you 🙄
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Kamala 🪷
6 months
Hanifa doing bridal now
@OlajesuLAYOmiii
The NobleWoman💥
6 months
What’s the pettiest reason why you want to get married?
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Do these girls really think their lashes are coming directly from the mink lash outlet mall? Stop it. Lilly, Huda, and all the other cosmetic lines buy them in BULK and get them off for $30+ a pair. Stop playing in my fucking face.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
How pretty did this come out?!
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
He luh that girl too. This a whole family. Wife gotta get some niggas from parkway to handle this 🤧
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Kamala 🪷
2 years
Bro… gas and groceries are out of control. I legit just spent $300 and neither my tank nor my fridge are full. Y’all better figure something out IMMEDIATELY. @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @Beyonce
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Kamala 🪷
11 months
I just know this gon smell too fucking good
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
*heads to the bathroom*
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Oh no baby. I’m disagreeing with your tweet whole-heartedly.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
The OG baddie scent.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
It ain’t even about similar packaging or stealing a concept... I like both of the companies aesthetics, but it’s clear that SOME people are only mad because this is a Black woman’s business getting some shine.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Nah. Call me crazy, but if you worried about what its gonna cost you to have dinner with me, then we ain’t got no business getting to know eachother. We grown.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
I’m a teacher, and from the looks of things you were a child left behind. I apologize for my colleagues shortcomings.
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ScoonTV
4 years
@KammyTaughtYou I’m guessing from the email in your bio you’re a non essential employee during this crisis?
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
That MLB money different. Everybody gotta learn to coexist 😭
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Kamala 🪷
2 years
I’m sorry but “jigger’s boos” in reference to Jay Z Stan’s will forever be funny
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Emotional abuse is a real thing. Your partner being inattentive and unenthusiastic about you is a choice. Walking away from that is a choice too.
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Kamala 🪷
2 years
@JenniferRoseNYC Nigga look like the first phase of evolution. Please.
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
We had one kindergartener that tattled so much that a play phone was placed in the classroom for her to go talk into when she needed to tell on someone.
@youreadyC_
Toni Child$
1 year
The teacher TikToks with the tattle forms be having me screaming. Kids are so funny 😭
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
The surgeon need to be in the hall of fame. Hang that nigga’s white coat from the rafters.
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Kamala 🪷
6 months
Aw ok
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@stunnnajay
Stunna
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if you ain’t eating chitlins today you not a real nigga
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Kamala 🪷
2 years
One of my neighbors brought me this to welcome me to the neighborhood, it was such a kind gesture. Not eating it but it was very very nice. And before you ask yes, yes she is.
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Kamala 🪷
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This brush is SO good. It’s a perfect dupe for the $40 Hourglass concealer brush and it’s only $4.99. RUN, don’t walk.
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Kamala 🪷
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I didn’t make my iced coffee this morning and I was thinking about all the different ways I could grab some without being late (it couldn’t be done) so I gave up. As soon as I got out of my car, my student ran up to me with a brown sugar oat milk espresso.
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Kamala 🪷
5 years
Chapstick and mascara Twitter just pulled up.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
Christian Siriano is using his resources, and production team to make masks for emergency workers. Ugh, I love that man.
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
She has now done all 14 girls makeup in the class. I’m up next.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
When god was trying to give me a pinch of crazy
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
@pixelatedguava It’s still a little late in the evening
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
My sister & nieces really did that. And the caption, ugh... *chef’s kiss*
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Kamala 🪷
5 months
This is so cool #BlackWomenInStem
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Kamala 🪷
3 months
You can be both. Meet in the middle, dance all night.
@Sancityx
Your Grace ✨
3 months
If you're a helpless romantic, are you also realistic or just delusional?
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Kamala 🪷
11 months
Coconut water.
@bagsfan75_Tony
The Irrelevant Fan
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Question of the day
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Kamala 🪷
5 months
I think I’m having more fun with this than him. Here’s today’s #ElfOnTheShelf
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
My next relationship will be with a generous, thoughtful, consistent, kind, fine ass man. Speaking that into existence for myself.
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Kamala 🪷
5 years
5 love languages: Words of affirmation: you are amazing and deserve some mouf. Physical touch: how this mouf feel? Gift giving: here, I got you dis mouf. Acts of service: lay down and let me give you dis mouf. Quality time: let’s kick it and I can give you mouf.
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
You don’t show up to nobody celebration empty handed
@YungYinkv
D.A.R.E Capo
1 year
What is your most oldhead coded belief? 🤨
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
My baby in the pink didn’t realize it was a makeup set. She turned up when she figured out it was exactly what she asked for 😭
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
In the spirit of that bitch Carole Baskin, show me your favorite leopard/cheetah looks. I’ll start 🐆
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
@mingomojo Amen. Sell her shit clean out.
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Kamala 🪷
12 days
Sis said “IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEBODY IN MY CITY THAT COULD TEND TO MY TEETH!!!!!!” and left the tweet up.
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Kamala 🪷
5 years
And obviously, I enjoy a good red lip. Go awf, North.
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
Light Christmas beat ✨
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Kamala 🪷
5 years
Pornography
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
@cee_pain @TheBrookeAsh Like... go give that nigga some pussy for a burrito if that’s what you wanna do. As for me & my house...
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Kamala 🪷
5 years
I said what I said. If a 6 year old wearing red lipstick got you upset, you’re out of your depth.
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
Follow up question: do you know if they went up or down?!
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
This is why it’s called social distancing. A virus doesn’t take holidays off.
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Kamala 🪷
6 months
Roo
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
Low cut Caesar wit the deep waves
@j0vintage
God’s favorite 🌻
1 year
what’s your fav hairstyle on black men?
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Kamala 🪷
6 years
My husband just happened to be in the classroom because it was time to pick him up when the drill happened. He was so embarrassed 💀
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
I love you deep baby @Beyonce
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Kamala 🪷
5 years
Bitch I really did that. And still going.
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Kamala 🪷
5 years
Side by side Saturday. This was my first day of keto on the left, Labor Day 2018. On the right was about 3 weeks ago. An 8 month difference #KetoKammy
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
I clearly know this child was well intentioned, I just thought it was funny. Please don’t be weird today thank you.
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Kamala 🪷
6 months
What’s the science behind men liking a lil twang after a long day of work or a workout?
@TheKingofHoes
The Super Coochie Scouter
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Me tasting my girl's panties when she is fresh from the gym.
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Kamala 🪷
2 months
Girl let me add these items to my Sephora cart right now. Karen’s videos always make me spend coin.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
@theonlymelcruz I feel like if it was already curled it would still be curly in the ponytail.
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Kamala 🪷
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@skinclasshero She was hot & bothered 🤣🤣🤣
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Kamala 🪷
1 year
Taking Monday off of work is exponentially better than Friday.
@starsentmal
maleficent ✰
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can someone start some harmless discourse PLEASE
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
You seem upset that you haven’t gotten pregnant by an athlete yet, sir. Yikes.
@ScoonTv
ScoonTV
4 years
I guess all the “baby mamas” of professional athletes are going to have to figure something out without that 5 figure monthly child support check since league checks are on hiatus. I’m sure they don’t need a man and possess essential job skills to get through this. Yup.
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Kamala 🪷
10 months
@AGeminilove It look smothered in imagination lmao
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
But will 100% expect pussy in 12 business minutes.
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Kamala 🪷
4 years
In here wasting good fruit.
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