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✨Content Creator | Real Housewives Connoisseur ✨

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@TheBrookeAsh
The Brooke Ashley
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@buffys
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define body tea
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When you sit like this you already know what type of day you about to have lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Little dark skinned girls being the face of social justice when they should be at home playing and enjoying their lives does not sit right with me at all.
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Keke Palmer is really THAT girl and I have no choice but to continue stanning
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@TheBrookeAsh
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It’s clear one of the spouses hired a P.I. 😭😭
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@PopCrave LIKE NOT CAUGHT IN 4K!!!????
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$1,400 or $2,000. It better be in my account by the end of this month!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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4 years
Baby if yall broke into ______. Do not post it. Keep quiet. Do not stunt or post it on social media. And if you got one of them $30k bags. KEEP YO MF MOUTH SHUT AND KEEP IT BETWEEN YOU AND THE GOOD LORD!!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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I took a homeowners course and got damn!! It is fee after fee after fee omfg. It never ends. You really have to have bank if you want to be a homeowner. So y’all sound real silly when you guys try to look down on folks who rent.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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So let me get this straight, wait I'm the rookie?
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Me coming out of DaBaby’s room the next day
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@TheBrookeAsh
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2 years
Indian food doesn't get it's propers. I will tear some chicken tikka masala and some garlic naan up!! You hear me?! UP!!!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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3 years
I’m the wrong friend to ask about saving money lmao. Ima always tell you to buy because tomorrow isn’t promised 🤣😭
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@TheBrookeAsh
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3 years
This isn't funny at all. When he gets a restraining order in the mail..we'll see if he's still laughing.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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4 years
You may be entitled to financial compensation
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Are you or someone you know in an entanglement?
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@TheBrookeAsh
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BITCH WHO DID THIS?! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Pls enjoy your $1,400 and buy whatever you've been eyeing for yourself pls!! Treat yourself lmao!!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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4 years
YALL I AM SCREAMING LMAOOOOOOOO
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@TheBrookeAsh
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“Harriett Tubman never smiled in pictures bc wasn’t shit funny” - that tweet gets me til this day lmaooooo
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@TheBrookeAsh
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I hope Jamie Lynne has that Zoey 101 money still saved because it's curtains for her!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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The way I’m going to rejoice when that lady gives us the final update that the glue is out of her head 😭
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@TheBrookeAsh
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My scratch off won $7. I don’t know how y’all do that 9-5 shit.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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I don’t go to the club to just sit at the section and look cute I be dancing. Ima dancing ass nigga. Ima give the girls a show lmaoooooooooooooo
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@TheBrookeAsh
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I really have a feeling that they’re going to cancel student loan debt. I just feel it in my soul.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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My mom ALWAYS said folks didn’t forget to invite you somewhere. Remember that. You’ll never catch me inviting myself somewhere ever.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Girl it’s gon be light til 7 pm tomorrow!!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Baby when Ms. Rona finally passes on by and life goes back to normal!!!!!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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2 years
Tracee Ellis Ross posting her vacation videos and using Kandi's "Legs and hips and body" remix LMAOOOOOOOOO
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@TheBrookeAsh
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27 songs to memorize plus ad-libs.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Not a day goes by where I don’t think about this video 😭
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@TheBrookeAsh
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2 years
She wanted to destroy a 19 year old girl for her cheating boyfriend like the grown loser she is. Lmao!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Baby we’re almost 2 years into Verzuz…nobody is going to start paying to watch them now lmao
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Nene gave us “bloop”, “plonk”, “I said what I said”, “whew chile, the GHETTO”, “I am VERY rich”, “While you were running your mouth, I was running to the bank”, “your clit has left your body”, “WHERE IS YOUR SCOOTER?” and tons of other iconic lines. QUEEN.
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The second one had me screaming LMAOOOOO
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Meg said ain’t never lost a fight but I’m looking for a beating
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Latch x Disclosure & Sam Smith one of the best songs of this decade. Argue with your mammy and her rotten tooth, not me!!!!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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I really hit the jackpot with my parents. Baby they didn’t teach me none of that dumb shit about catering to men lmao. Thank goodness.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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AND NOBODY HAS EVER TOPPED THIS!! AND WON’T!!!
@RetroNewsNow
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🇺🇸On January 27, 1991, Whitney Houston sang the National Anthem at Super Bowl XXV
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Your boss denied your vacation time and you just walked back to your desk defeated, but you would have told massa what’s what. K.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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4 years
Not a day goes by where I don’t think about how this man new about this virus in December and did absolutely nothing about it.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Tracee Ellis Ross, ladies & gentlemen 😍
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@TheBrookeAsh
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“I hate to say it, I hope I don't sound ridiculous. I don't know who this man is. He could be walking down the street and I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man."
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Ladies do y’all even still talk to the nigga that took y’all virginity? Where is he?
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Y’all said our good sis not moving like she used to? Either way, imma be at the concert screaming!! 😭😭😭
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Baby when they finally let me out the house after day 147 of quarantine
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The whole tl
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😂😂😂
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Yasss queens build him up now so I can enjoy him in my 30s skdkksksksksksskskks 😌💅🏾
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Meek Mill sampling Me, Myself & I is proof that straight black men LOVE that song lmaoooooooo. That’s their fave Beyoncé song 😂😂😂😂
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But y’all were insisting that his money was loooongggggg enough to take care of 50 eleven kids & 8 BMs.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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(Certified Lover Boy was VERY good to ME!!!!!!)
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@TheBrookeAsh
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So fucking sick of this bullshit narrative that women have to endure a little cheating. Absolutely not.
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@TheBrookeAsh
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The young girls be in DMs petrified starting off with "sorry to bother you...I hope you don't think I'm weird." Not at all bby. Not at all. I'm also not a loser who gets off on embarrassing folks esp someone who needs a listening ear or advice.
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Beyoncé really ate on Renaissance. It’s not even funny how amazing that album is.
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I want Beyoncé to perform Renaissance in order when she goes on tour too. I don’t want to hear any of the songs out of order lmao 🤣😭😭
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IF THIS AINT ME LMAOOOOOOOOO
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“I just stopped by to show my face!” - an African American proverb
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I haven’t stopped laughing skskskskks
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They FLOATED on this track! Give them their propers!!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Support black women's content!! Ladies drop the links to your websites, blogs, youtube channels, etc. below!
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@TheBrookeAsh
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Take your PTO!! Take all of it! Call out when you need to! Always be on the lookout for better jobs!! These jobs have no problem giving you the pink slip on a random Tuesday!
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She put crack in this album. Folks haven’t listened to anything else these past 12 days. Sickening 😭
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Y’all know you can date multiple people without having sex with all of them, right??
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Karen got Juan SCREAMING on the phone LMAOFJDJKDKDKSKSKSKS
@OMFGRealityTV
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#RHOP Mid-Season 7 TRAILER! All new, Every Sunday 8/7c on @Bravotv . (Source @Bravotv @NBCUniversal )
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I wish for every BW to have high self esteem. I truly do. ❤️
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@TheBrookeAsh
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(No such thing as mixed signals...move on sis)
@KiaSpeaks
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What’s a love lesson that it took you way too long to learn?
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Cardi is proof that when it’s your time and your turn no devil in hell can stop you chile. Like the elders used to say. Whew.
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Y’all said y’all can miss 4-8 paychecks?
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Giselle was not playing with Tom. Whew! The divorce is already finalized!! Miss Mamas said you gon sign these papers RIGHT NOW 😭
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Me leaving you at customs bc you lost your passport and I’m not wasting my $3k
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Listen. A big flex is just waking up each day bc baby. 2020 is truly something. I know I’m going to holler when 2021 comes around bc this has truly been a year.
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Personal assistants to celebs/high profile people need to be starting at $95,000/yr & up! That’s an extremely taxing job. Seeing these celebs talking about $2k a month absolutely tf not.
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I have to say I think everyone should go to a Beyoncé concert at least once. Whether you’re a Stan, fan, casual fan, on the fence, etc. I recommend you go. It’s an out of this world experience and you’ll have a good time.
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Love Is Blind was never meant for multiple seasons. It was honestly a one and done situation where we got Lauren and Cameron 😭💕🥺🫶🏾
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Mood going into 2024:
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You post your man during a pandemic and come to find out he got a fiance and kids at home. Lord today skfsgfjsfsf
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Literally obsessed with them. They are so funny esp the mom 😂😂😂😂
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@TheBrookeAsh
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She sucked a nigga soul, got the cash app Told em wipe a nigga nose, say slatt, slatt I won't never sell my soul, and I can back that And I really wanna know where you at, at
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Beyoncé sure got these folks pressed over that Birkins are in storage line…making whole ass videos about it and the micro-aggressions are jumping out.
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Niggas are strangely jealous of Megan Thee Stallion and it’s bizarre lmao
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This is how I stay ready bc the haters are always watching skskskskskskksksksksks
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Kamala said “he interrupted me...so imma finish!” I know that’s right!!
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Young girls! Young girls! Listen!! I’m talking to you girls 24 and under! Get you some self esteem! Work on yourself! Like yourself! Get some hobbies!! Invest in yourself!
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Babyface said Whitney’s voice was so perfect she would finish a song in one take. He loved her voice so much he’d like and say she messed up so he could hear her again. Nobody else could ever!
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The story for anyone who missed it. Just a hot ass mess!
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Pls do not kill me over no man!! If you want him take him!!!!! PLS! THIS IS INSANE!
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This was the course I took. It was $99. Worth every penny. You learn every single thing there is to know about the homebuying process!
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40 million people are unemployed. I ain’t mad at a soul for looting. Go head baby! Take it all. These corporations paying slave wages and don’t give a damn about folks. They got insurance. They’ll be alright.
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SCREAMING 😭😭😭
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And this is the woman trying to question Chris Bassett lmaooooooo!!!
@irvingbmusic
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One thing about it. That hot mic gonna tell it every time. #RHOP
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My father passed away on Saturday night (05/15/21). He lost his short battle with cancer and I ask that you keep me and my family in your prayers at this time.
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How are y’all coming to the tl with fresh braids and nails???
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From the closing costs to the escrow agent to the house inspection costs to the homeowners insurance...HOA fees. Girl it is not just a mortgage LMAO.
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AD is saying the right things on this stage but sis we see you on TikTok playing beer pong with this man…so what is the truth??
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Those braids look awfully fresh...👀
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CNN is really saying we won’t be in the clear until 2022. This is beyond alarming.
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They were so jealous of her glow up but yet it’s crickets when Ashley paraded her new breasts this season! 🤧
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It's always bothered me that Wendy was never really vindicated at the #RHOP reunion for the constant badgering about her mommy makeover. Andy made it seem like she was overreacting. The GEBs and their pet chihuahua Ashley badgered Wendy about it 3x's before she finally blew up.
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He said you should have known I was sleeping with your husband skksksskksksskskskskkskskskssks
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Someone on Tik tok said Renaissance is an album full of affirmations and manifestations and I couldn’t agree more. It has literally raised the vibration. Like if you don’t feel like the baddest bitch every time you listen then something’s wrong. 😮‍💨🤌🏾
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Yes! She can replace Nneka!!
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Wouid you like to see Keiarna return next season? #RHOP 🌸
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