My son is due sep 4. Not gonna work bc that’s Beyoncé’s birthday. September 5th is MY birthday so that also won’t work. Anytime after that is fine & ideal. I sent him an email.
My son is due sep 4. Not gonna work bc that’s Beyoncé’s birthday. September 5th is MY birthday so that also won’t work. Anytime after that is fine & ideal. I sent him an email.
[at job interview]
Interviewer: You’re an amazing candidate & I think you’d be a great addition to our company but I found your Twitter.
Me: I be fooling!
Interviewer: Bitch! You really do! And I was so dead! Welcome to the company 😩
@KTHopkins
Video of Prince Harry hitting up Disney CEO Bob Iger for a voice-over gig for Meghan Markle. ( at the Lion King premiere in Leicester Square last July)
I just downloaded this app called Health in Her Hue that connects Black women with Black healthcare providers. Pls encourage Black healthcare professionals you know to sign up so they can be displayed!
One of my little cousins posts a video of herself dancing 5x a day on instagram & tags lots of famous dancers & dance companies. She told me that’s how she’s gonna get discovered. I said “sis ur page is private.” And she said “yeah cuz I don’t need everybody in my business” 😭
A young lady and I both walked into an establishment without our masks on. When reminded by an employee I started to turn around to grab mine out the car & the girl says “you know they can’t make you wear one”… I was like oh no babe, I’m not one of you 😭
Ppl don’t look up the menu. They don’t look at what the parking situation is. The hours. If they take cards. If they are reservations only. They don’t gps how long the drive will be. The weather that day… nothing. Just vibes!
Just flew back into Dallas on Spirit Airlines. When it was my turn to fly the plane I was a little hesitant but I must say I got the hang of it very quickly!!!
Anytime somebody asks your body count the only acceptable response is to say a number over 100. Literally anything. I said 743 once. The dude started sweating.
Drake’s face lights up anytime he has the opportunity to do a little acting. C’mon JIMMY BROOKS! WHATEVER IT TAKES built ass. I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH headass.
My massage therapist was 20 minutes late and she charges her clients a late fee if they’re more than 15 minutes late, so she subtracted that same fee from my balance. She’s so real for that! I’m a client for life I fear.
Oprah is not about to be y’all’s raggedy ass president. She has dogs, a garden with fresh fruits & veggies, BILLIONS of dollars & a Stedman!!! Why on EARTH would she want to govern y’all muhfuckas
Y’all I came to the African market & they close at 9. I started to walk inside & the man said “please be going… sleep is catching me.” & motioned for me to leave 😭
The level of fitness where you weigh your food is too far I’m so sorry. You don’t like how much you weigh so you now place the chicken on a scale? A very vicious cycle.
99% of the time my Dad comes over he gives cash to my kids so now my son has associated cash with Grandpa. I didn’t realize he almost never sees me or his Dad use cash. Just now I was counting some cash @ the register & he said “that’s mine! Grandpa gave it to me!”
Ppl saying that this is crazy bc his gf is “prettier” than the girl he was flirting with lol
it’s almost like what you look like doesn’t protect you from being treated poorly by a man.