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Carlos Rodรณn goes in on MLB commissioner Rob Manfred:
"You're giving out 10-game suspensions for cheating, but you give the Astros no suspensions at all."
Alek Thomas, son of White Sox director of conditioning Allen Thomas, just homered against the White Sox in spring training.
That's a proud dad, but he's trying to play it cool ๐ค
"The way the White Sox showed up yesterday, that's sad. Embarrassing. Bad. ... I wish everybody in baseball had a team like the Guardians."
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@OzzieGuillen
"Why didn't you quit?"
"My parents told me 'don't regret anything in life,' and if you quit, you're gonna regret it. ...They were right."
Jake Burger, man. No words.
The worst take in Twitter history. This was tweeted before the game.
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An emotional Ozzie Guillรฉn reflects on the day he became an American citizen in 2006.
"It's special. People don't know how hard that is. How many people die ... How many people want to be American. This is an honor for me."
@OzzieGuillen
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"I hurt [the pitcher's] feelings, but so what? This is not about him. This about me and my squad."
The art of the bat flip, presented by the one and only
@TimAnderson7
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