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Elijah

@xElijahF

2 years

Someone gwt this baby a modeling agency 🥺💜

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Elijah

@xElijahF

2 years

Let's add some spice to the TL 👀

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3 years

🤣🤣🤣

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Elijah

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5 months

The stimulus checks were nice, but we honestly paying it all back now with high interest rates and inflated prices

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Elijah

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2 years

@Chartheegreat Him sitting at home either his new laptop applying for another job 😭

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4 years

@abigvle 7 seconds into this and the check engine light for them knees come on

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3 years

😂😂

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2 years

@freemehbruh

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3 years

💀💀💀

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Elijah

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5 years

@Jourdashiannn Is that the reason though

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2 years

@freemehbruh

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Elijah

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3 years

I dreamed I was a muffler last night.... I woke up exhausted.

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Elijah

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2 years

@AlphaYuheeard @LuminousLindaa There's really a spongebob meme for everything

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2 years

@grindfacetv_

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Elijah

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2 years

@yeezy1_ @issawooo Whoever recording definitely got some evil in em

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

Idk who needs to hear this, but you do not NEED "something sweet" after every meal 🥴

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Elijah

@xElijahF

2 years

@kcjj_04 She said

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Elijah

@xElijahF

4 years

Twitter loves randomly refreshing right when I see a tweet I want to check out

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2 years

@19lindaaa @itgrlmil

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Elijah

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3 years

Mask on / Mask off ...I'll be a dad before the months over 🤯

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Elijah

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2 years

@Wimzy_G @athenasofty @itsjoepro @sinnysinatra Ignore that third statement

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2 years

@LaCaboLa @3piececrispy

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Elijah

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3 years

Baby sitter canceled on us last minute so I needed to take a day off...the nerve of my boss...I don't even remember the last day I had off 😠

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2 years

@RealRoseGoldd

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Elijah

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3 years

😂😂

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Elijah

@xElijahF

4 years

Ayooo look at this thread

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Elijah

@xElijahF

4 years

Got her a new vehicle though. Needed something bigger with the baby coming

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Elijah

@xElijahF

4 years

Someone said "Black people's lunch break don't start until their food is in their hand" 😂😂

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Elijah

@xElijahF

2 years

😩 I'm tired of daddying. Hardest part about parenting a baby/toddler is you can't just take a day off

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Elijah

@xElijahF

2 years

@PapiAceFBC This whole thread

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@xElijahF

2 years

@jojamDjango @Back2TheTweets @ashinnnkusher @SportsChannel8 Try again

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

Happy anniversary to me btw. 3 years of marriage down 💙

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

Who let their granny get folded like this? 😭

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Elijah

@xElijahF

2 years

Bruh I woke up this morning, got ready for work. Got the baby ready for daycare. Get halfway to daycare, only to realize today was Sunday....I was googling what holiday was today bc no school lights were on and all the parking lots were empty 🙃 🤦🏿‍♂️

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Elijah

@xElijahF

2 years

Ladies, do you feel attractive without make up on?

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Elijah

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5 months

@spllashiin Interest rates are raised to combat inflation. Inflation can be caused by a massive influx of money being printed, thus reducing the value of the dollar

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

Micah Jeremiah Franklin is here. He and mommy are both doing well ❤

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Elijah

@xElijahF

5 months

@xYungCEOx No such thing as a free lunch

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Elijah

@xElijahF

5 years

@VanessaMariie10 @Jourdashiannn People use anything to justify their behavior 😂

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Elijah

@xElijahF

4 years

Fellas, don't trust women with big tiddys that also wear glasses. They are demons

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

My wife and I been goofy from the beginning 🤪

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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Elijah

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2 years

Women will go out one night looking fine and then post selfies from that one night for 2 months straight 😂😂

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Elijah

@xElijahF

4 years

We having a boyyyyy

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Elijah

@xElijahF

2 years

Okay but hear me out...

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2 years

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Elijah

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4 years

My wife don't even be looking for the print she be looking at my booty...talking bout "It's so perky and big" 😒🙄

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Elijah

@xElijahF

2 years

Missionary undefeated when her tiddys got a lil sag to them. They be whipping with every stroke 🤣

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Elijah

@xElijahF

1 year

Which one are you? 👀

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

When your girl comes home from a night of drinking with her friends 😭

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Elijah

@xElijahF

4 years

Fellas, if her tires look like this...you're better off focusing on yourself 🥴

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Elijah

@xElijahF

1 year

@GoldenJans Have you had kids? Because you can tell them something several times, but sometimes they need a quick pop to reign em in. Often times stop, or no, doesn't get the job done without the fear of a pop coming from willful disobedience

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

Yall ready for the 21st? 👀

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

And in case yall are curious. It's not even like I'm an hourly employee. I'm a salaried engineer. I didn't get a Bachelors Degree in Computer Engineering to be slaved out by a job! 😤😤

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

May the 4th be with you from Baby Yoda Micah and Daddy Mandalorian #MayThe4th

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Elijah

@xElijahF

4 years

Ladies, is this true?

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Elijah

@xElijahF

4 years

Yall my throat 😬😬😬😬

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

Yall really be letting people spit in your mouth?

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

It's gonna be funny when I put in this notice, then no one will be available to do the job that only I can do

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

Credit score at 698. Really trying push it over 700 😤

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Elijah

@xElijahF

2 years

Some of yall be thinking you look young when you really don't 🥴🥴

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Elijah

@xElijahF

4 years

I realize how blessed I am. A few years ago I was spending almost every day at the bar with boys because of a bad relationship. Now I'm married to a woman who loves me, she's nearly done with med school,, and we got a little baby boy on the way. 🥺🙏

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

@MeBitchigotTime Homie needs a durag or something

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Elijah

@xElijahF

3 years

I get on here every day and it makes me glad I found a good one and locked her down