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Jake (he/him). Psychically projecting your greatest fear or deepest disappointment with every tweet. ✍️ @comicsxf @shelfdustsite

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Gambit rocked up to the club and immediately ordered himself a double whiskey and coke. This man was definitely on a mission but it had nothing to do with saving Sunspot.
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Lilandra clocked the X-Men hard when she described them as an “Ever spiralling vacuum of dramas”.
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Scott and this Philly cheesesteak didn’t interact much early into the Krakoa era but when they did 🧨
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Scott and Emma didn’t interact much early into the Krakoa era but when they did 🧨
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“Bigot. Ingrate. Sycophant. Worm.” is such classic Magneto speechifying.
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Having seen first hand how much joy the X-Men gives people mutants being evoked to weaponise hate is beyond awful. I hope everyone’s doing ok.
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#xspoilers Extremely cool of Al Ewing to write a critique of regressing characters back to the one dimensional version of them that exists in the wider cultural consciousness at this particular moment in time.
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Constructing the bridge using telekinesis, her hair forming the shape of the Phoenix as she rescues Xavier from an astral plane fortress: a work of genius from Quitely, and one of Jean’s best moments.
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The end of the Krakoan era of X-Men comics has me feeling ambivalent. While I think it’s true that the line overall never quite reached the giddy heights promised by HoX/ PoX, it still delivered us some all time classic stories. Here are my top 10 runs / series of the era.
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Piotr: “You’ve traumatised me for life! You’re my little sister, I can’t believe you’ve done this! What the fuck?!” Illyana: “You’re welcome”
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Here’s another Paul Smith masterpiece!
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One of my favorite sequences by Paul Smith ❤
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The 5 lines from House of X that will live with me forever. A thread. 🧵
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One of the defining images of Krakoa. The Green Lagoon by Josh Cassara from X-Force #9 . The number of untold possible stories here encapsulates the sense of boundless potential the era had at the time.
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I love the pairing of Thor and Storm at the best of times, but Momoko treating them as twin deities is even better.
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That inferno blazed quickly didn’t it?!
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Single-handedly dragging Kitty Pryde back from space. God level shit.
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As Magneto is close to be resurrected. What's your Favorite Magneto moment? Uncanny X-Men 522
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Scott and Emma didn’t interact much early into the Krakoa era but when they did 🧨
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Jubilee and Sunspot as club scene kids made so much sense to me
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Must be super irritating when the X-Men kick your ass then immediately start posing sexily in your face for no apparent reason.
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You can keep your Downtons and your Gilded Ages, this is elegance and grace personified.
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Never forget ladies’ night at the space casino
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#xspoilers If the Sentinel thing doesn’t work out Bastion definitely has a future in comics. He drew this when he was a kid? Incredible! What a talent.
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It wrapped an antifascism and anti- colonialism argument into a gigantic sci-fi story and will rightfully be celebrated forever by x-fans.
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Say something nice about X-Men: Red (2022)
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#xspoilers Maddie pulling an Xavier with a fucking skull. Now that is metal.
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AHHHHH
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Evan Von Doom 💀
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Sharing time: What's a comic book moment that made you leap out of your seat?
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All the best X-Men are women who have mastered the art of a dramatic entrance.
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No one was doing circuits like the New Mutants, and no one was drawing them like Rod Reis. This panel is so beautiful.
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Happy Easter
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My favourite era of my favourite comic of all time
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Looking back to when we truly thought we had it all
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The New Mutants reuniting for the first time since the founding of Krakoa
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Too much negativity on the tl lately. Show me a comic moment that brings you joy.
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#xspoilers This is the energy I’ve been wanting to see for so long. Yes I am talking about violence.
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Appreciation for Magneto’s open door policy
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It’s her. It’s always her let’s be honest.
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Hey! Which mutant (or mutant-adjacent character) did 2023 belong to? Whose year was it? I'll start: Firestar.
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These four panels are a story unto themselves
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#xspoilers Unrepentant and boundless evil has returned to the Marvel Universe and she’s had a haircut.
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Like one of those daft magazines, I have made a “top 12 most influential mutants for 2023” list. These are the mutants who I predict will most influence the political, cultural and philosophical trajectory of mutantkind over the coming year. 🧵 over the next few days ⬇️
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Someone said super hero comics couldn’t be soap operas. The X-Men took that personally.
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This week, a hot new mutant enters the villa in 'Love on Krakoa.' 🏝 💕
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Shout out Lukas Werneck for his incredible work on Immortal X-Men. The definitive modern artist for so many of Krakoa’s best.
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The X-Men’s Don’t Worry Darling cast
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I lol’d, I lmao’d, and then I sat in quiet contemplation about the terrible state of things to come.
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In honour of Vita Ayala and Rod Reis’ extraordinary run on New Mutants coming to an end here’s a list of five incredible moments that encapsulate the wonder of the series:
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What a touching tribute to his wife
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#xspoilers The Frostiest vibe of all time
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#xspoilers What a scene. Brutal vengeance, delivered with balletic grace. I’m all in on the Shadowkat era.
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1. “You have new gods now” - Magneto. He just couldn’t help himself, could he?
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Don’t encourage him
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#xspoilers I’m calling this hyper-Claremontism.
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I really miss the little details like Tempo and Forge making Krakoan whiskey for Sebastian Shaw, or the coffee made by Fauna. These are the crumbs of culture than really brought the world to life, and I’ll maybe miss that most of all. Guess I just need to get over it.
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MUM AND DAD GETTING BACK TOGETHER
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im tired of people wanting krakoa to burn HEY #xmen friends tell me something you have loved about the krakoan age
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X-Men Red has given us some huge moments that we’ll never forget, but its brilliance also lives its incredible lore creation and character relationships. Here are just a few of my favourite quieter moments. What are yours?
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Ahead of Knights of X starting, I’ve re-read Excalibur from start to finish to refresh myself on all things Otherworld. I’ve created a primer for new or ongoing readers in the form of the 13 most vital plot points from issues 1-26. Roll on next Wednesday! #xspoilers 🧵 (1/14)
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#xspoilers Exodus is going to lose his damn mind when he sees this
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Putting Omega Sentinel on my fake team has made me so nostalgic for the most motley crew of mutants to call themselves the X-Men. Carey and Bachalo made it possible, Rogue made it believable. Thanks to all involved.
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Thinking about her
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2. “Did you honestly think that we were going to sit around forever and just take it?” - Revolutionary Mutant Leader Scott Summers. The scene that confirms Scott’s buy-in. Gives me goosebumps every single time.
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Good morning
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My favourite thing about Alpha Flight is that there’s absolutely no structure or any team missions until these two sense that Canada’s vibe feels slightly off.
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Eva Bell being shaped by Scott, Emma and Magneto says everything you need to know about what she would be prepared to do for mutantkind
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Eva Bell is to Scott what Scott is to Xavier
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“To the X-Men, then! Who do not die the old-fashioned way.”
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I understand the storytelling long game being played in X-Force but some plots need incremental movement every now and then. Feels like the momentum has been totally lost out of one of the potentially most interesting storylines on Krakoa.
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AAAAAAAAA #xspoilers AAHHHHHHHHH
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Tabitha “Tabby Boom Boom Boomer Meltdown” Smith: icon.
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#xspoilers The Five: soon to be a relic of a great forgotten era, of a place where mutants communed together and exalted themselves beyond the limits of human achievement. Unfortunately you cooked too hard and have now been cast out to narrative limbo but WE will always remember.
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#xspoilers I no longer need plots in comic books I just need poses like these.
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Such a satisfying moment
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Imagine if they’d just left it at that.
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#xspoilers This scene is absolutely stunning. The contrast between the “strong smiling man” of House of X #2 with the man we see here, shoulders slumped, desperate and defeated shows just how far Xavier has fallen. (1/2)
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Can’t wait for X-Men Forever to end the Sinister reveal trope forever (please)
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“Is emotional cheating as bad as regular cheating?”
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What is she looking up?
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate the sheer magnificence of Lila Cheney’s SWORD look and Valerio Schiti’s contribution to space fashion history.
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3. “Humans of planet earth. While you slept, the world changed.” - Charles Xavier. The words that begin and define the Krakoan era.
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“The marriage is just metaphorical, the marriage is just metaphorical” I mutter between heaving tears as read about their wedding, ripping the pages of the issue in half one by one, then organising them into a neat pile on the floor.
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Just one friend minimising everyone’s joint slay.
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Magneto looks like he’s just picked Exodus up from school after getting expelled.
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Heartbreak
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In today's #XMenMonday , Jordan D. White, Al Ewing, @mymonsterischic , and Steve Foxe reveal the truth behind some of #Krakoa 's greatest mysteries. Plus, eXclusive #XMen preview art from @LukasWerneck , @LucianoVecchio , and other X-artists!
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This is the best iteration of nigh-invulnerable I’ve encountered so far
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Holy shit
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#xspoilers As much as I got Sinister fatigue and saw the plot resolution coming, the conceit of the four Sinister clones’ stories being nothing but fodder for the main AI to learn and adapt from is a really contemporary and scary way of applying the machine-god paranoia from PoX.
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This is one of my biggest Krakoa era sliding door moments. There was absolutely no need to precipitate such an accelerated fall when we could have seen the collapse and rebirth of mutant society from within.
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Regardless of the dystopian future they find themselves in, Mystique and Destiny have mastered the art of the emotional goodbye.
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X-Force was incredible in the early days. Percy wasn’t afraid to posit and explore opposing viewpoints within the same narrative, such as the treatment of death and violence toward the self, exemplified in these two contrasting scenes.
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“This kind of backchat is exactly why I didn’t want any young whippersnappers on the Quiet Council”
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Russell Dauterman
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SCARLET WITCH #1 cover! ✨✨ Wanda’s story continues in June with a new solo series — written by @thesteveorlando , interior art by @jacopo_camagni , covers drawn/colored by me!
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#xspoilers Cyclops talking about Jean as if she’s a god is the final evolutionary stage of wifeguy and I can’t help but be jealous.
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Important question: who is the most metal Dark X-Men member?
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It really doesn’t get much better than this.
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My response to most of this week’s X-Men discourse
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Scott’s little smile 😭
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This panel is a perfect portrayal of this team, who were so much fun (except Scott and Jean who were miserable af).
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#xspoilers The perfect philosophical conclusion of X-Men Red. Vulcan’s power & ego-obsessed, fragile masculinity came too late in the evolution of Arrakko, a society that has now survived THREE fascist strongmen figures through the collective & shared resource of mutant powers.
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#xspoilers The effect the beacon of light from the Sentinel gives to shading this entire scene, and the way Moira is almost dancing in its spotlight, is absolutely stunning. Pepe and Marte, you geniuses!
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Claremont talking about his batshit ideas that never made it to print.
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#xspoilers The Polaris parts of this issue were so camp and so much fun. Don’t let a coffee cup ruin your enjoyment, let it be the fact that not one major Orchis scalp was taken during this mission.
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This panel is from X-Men Blue, just before the Krakoan era. It’s interesting if only as meta commentary on the nostalgia rut the franchise was in at the time, especially as this was an era with both a time-displaced o5 and Old Man Logan. And some people want to go back??!
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Now I am NOT a Jarb… but
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Rogue was cool af in X-Men legacy
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#xspoilers This page was so cathartic
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Polaris and the rag tag X-Men
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X-twt since that trailer dropped
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