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@shawncbrown

3 months

@fesshole Literally ghosted.

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2 years

@coochieflop He’s trying. He’s not there yet but he’s trying and he kind of gets it and one day it’ll click for him. In the mean time, I hope nobody tells him he’s a bad person because he’ll believe that and give up trying.

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8 years

@Jacamo real companies don't advertise using homophobic undertones. 🙄

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1 year

@helloimnicholas @danjvalentine Argh shit! I’m doing what I accuse others of! I’m going to make myself go and sit in the corner now and then go to bed without any supper! Sorry!

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@SkyScottBeasley @ScotCuthbertson Imagine turning up here, seeing these people having a great time. All smiles, just a great occasion and you feel the need to spread your poison and bile. And then think that you’re the good guy 🤦‍♂️

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2 years

@TeleFootball @LukeEdwardsTele My granny says this is wonderful. When she’s freezing to death this winter she’ll think about three wonderful girls making the final and it’ll warm her up. Sadly, because she can’t afford the electric she won’t be able to watch the game though.

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@shawncbrown

4 years

Brian has just realised he’s gay #NakedAttraction

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@shawncbrown

4 years

@k_ockout @skinnygian Surely since the President of the USA told people to inject bleach we’re all free to tell people to kill themselves now?!

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8 months

@fesshole No way? You’ll be telling me next that casinos give away free food and drinks to customers who are sat at a lot machines and roulette wheels so they feel special and stay and lose more money - which obviously they wouldn’t do, that would be unethical.

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8 months

@fesshole Pathetic. Feeling threatened by her ex even after 7 years of marriage? Honestly people, learn to trust your partners. I know it would ruin 75% of this accounts tweets but it’ll make the world a happier place.

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1 year

@jackremmington Young people like this give me great hope for the future! Todays politicians and leaders should listen and learn from her!

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@herjohansson @NoContextBrits I’m thinking the Vatican City is there for the taking lads. I reckon we could have them, what do you reckon?

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1 year

@fesshole It’s a Tesla. It’s probably driving him there against his will and refusing to let him go home.

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2 years

@cataclysta Close down the places teens went. Force them into the street then complain kids were on the street. Then when they went home and played computer games pointing out, “I’m my day we played outside” - good luck doing that as people called the police if kids were playing outside!

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@GoodReddit TBF, he would probably reply, “this one time, a woman told me she was cold so I built her a fire and she did not realise I was trying to impress her. Women, tsch!”

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@fesshole If you don’t cry when you lose a dog then you’re a fucking monster.

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@fesshole Who doesn’t have a crush on someone? I’d say if you’re not acting on it and you feel bad you actually love your partner and you’re a good guy. Don’t sweat it.

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2 years

@Verity_Holloway @NicoleSykes_ That would only encourage me to visit/shop there!

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2 months

@fesshole You're right. There are people who think nothing of going down the pub a few nights a week and pissing away £100's that way. There are people who think nothing of spending £1,000 following a sports team. If you thing is restoring a car, then do it!

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@fesshole This is what fesshole is about. A wonderfully petty effort that is not disgusting or filthy and someone realising they hate a person before marrying them. 10/10

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2 years

@KyleKashuv @lloydblankfein But apart from the millions of people he did kill with chemical weapons, Hitler didn’t kill anyone with chemical weapons!

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1 year

@fesshole People asking how much art prints can be worth are forgetting that last year people were paying millions for jpgs that they didn’t even own a physical version of 😬

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@shawncbrown

3 years

@thismorning @masonmount_10 As a Welshman I should “hate” the English team but my God, the player actually seem like such a decent bunch, they’re making it so difficult for me. I really don’t understand any Englishman who isn’t proud of this current bunch of players.

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@shawncbrown

3 years

@thismorning @masonmount_10 Anyway, now I’ve been nice, I’m off out to buy some pizza, lasagne, pasta, Peroni and a Ferrari!

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@shawncbrown

8 months

@fesshole Just start throwing MSG into everything!

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@Aristocrates @Lucywwatson Or for all rental property in the UK combined?!

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@shawncbrown

7 months

@fesshole God bless people! There were two options here, pegging or shaving and the people of twitter have decided pegging is the answer. Bless you all!

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@shawncbrown

6 months

@PanderShirts Rewind 30 years ago and the media was calling out homosexuals deviants and calling anal sex disgusting and awful. The fact these kids didn’t grow up through that, so didn’t experience it, means they’re not aware that they’re just rehashing the right wing media’s homophobia.

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@imshanereaction He went in all, “I’m wacky, I’m wild, I’m crazy”. Turned out he was a dull, moany person. Eugh.

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2 years

@fesshole I just tell my boyfriend that I’m spending time with a mate, or family or want time alone and then I spend time with a mate, my family or alone and he respects that and I don’t need to lie.

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@Andrea24611553 @The_TUC @Ali_8k The Spanish, famous for knowing how to control the sun!

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@cataclysta Mind you, stil no different. Facebook page for the area/estate I live on often has people posting, “see some teenagers hanging around the gardens/pond. Keep an eye out for them” - what do they think they’re doing? They’re literally sat chatting to mates!

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@fesshole Or, do this amazing thing and talk to him. Tell him he needs to do some cooking and washing up!

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@fesshole A landlord stealing a tenants money. Quelle suprise!

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@shawncbrown

7 months

@fesshole My issue here is the fact the ceiling is paper thin! What if someone (the baby?!) falls through?!

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@shawncbrown

6 months

@fesshole TBF nobody has room in their life for someone who hasn’t seen back to the future.

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@JamieJaySee @OhNoezzz @socialistanima1 @evolvepolitics @PoliticsForAlI @NewsForAIl @FootballlForAll @NickGMoar It was run by a teenager, who the Spectator employed after he had started it up. It’s pretty dodgy something being banned because it’s right leaning. It was only posting links to mainstream newspapers after all. By all means don’t follow it, criticise it’s bias but banning 😬

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@fesshole It’s this kind of thing that always makes me not want a partner/family. They scratch non-stick pans, they get crumbs in the butter, coffee in the sugar etc.

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@shawncbrown

4 years

@Jessica55691372 @DPJHodges Try reading the tweet again, slowly. You only have to go 6 words in, I’ll post them here for you, “It's important to condemn all violence”, it’s like he answered your question before you even asked it 🤦‍♂️

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@shawncbrown

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@ldnitalia £30k and they still turn up and snoop every 2 months? I though my £10,000 a year was bad but I’ve seen my landlord once in 2.5 years when he come to collect some junk I complained about.

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@fesshole This would be fine but 100s of people had paid a lot of money to hear you speak at this conference!

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@MissJaneMarple4 @fesshole Why are so many people shocked at the idea that criminals put the plates on matching cars?! It would be crazy to put the stolen plates on a car that doesn’t match. The police would pull them over the first time you drive past them otherwise.

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@imshanereaction Wootton know what they're talking about. Dan know if you know who it is?

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@shawncbrown

8 months

@TomatoJamSalad As proof of how easy it is, the centre of Cardiff has signs of that sort of design and on the back they have a defibrillator and a wireless charging point - would be easy to put a couple of these at train station.

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@shawncbrown

5 years

@RossMcCaff @albiejames Let’s all buy two houses and rent them out. I see no flaw in this plan. We’ll all be rich then! What do you mean who will we rent the houses out to if everyone owns two houses?!

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@shawncbrown

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@hollyshortall It’s a scam of the British property system. Chop a room in half, you now have an extra bedroom and can sell the house for more - same floor space but houses values are based on number of bedrooms - unlike the rest of the civilised World who buy based on floor space.

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@NinaCamero @fesshole Hero. Just spent 10 minutes trying to understand this.

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@Ash_Hirani @agw1437 We had to wait for the nice French man to stamp our last week. Took all of 30 seconds. I could have been doing all sorts of things in that 30 seconds. Furious!

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@shawncbrown

8 months

@fesshole Get yourself on Grindr. 50% of the people on there will let you do it!

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@RichardLonghur6 @PompeySteph Richard, as a gay man let me tell you that you have absolutely no need to worry about what gay men are up to because none of us would want to be within 100 foot of you. You’re safe from whatever depravity we get up to.

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If coronavirus has done one thing for me it’s made me seriously question Welsh independence. I’ve always been proudly British and Welsh. I’ve been a unionist. But recently, I’m questioning that.

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2 years

@ivegotgrit @chloewcollins Does she still have it?

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@shawncbrown

4 years

@Adam_Garjeex @Keir_Starmer So if a parent is a prick and doesn’t feed their child that’s just bad luck for the child eh? Let them starve, let them suffer. Obviously a 4 year old child should have picked better parents

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@anon_opin Graveyards or golf courses? Get rid of golf courses first.

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@shawncbrown

6 months

@bencsmoke What he means is, “I can’t sit down and have meals with my kids because my Mrs realised one’s a crank and left me and took the kids.” That’s not controversial, it’s just keeping your kids safe!

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@1Ellingham @bob_bangalore Did your mum need to work a full time job too? Or did she stay at home and so have time to knit your jumpers?

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@fesshole I’m not getting this. Surely by the time you get a train home (and back again at the end of the stay), and the fuel in the camper there and the back, and the time travelling there and back twice… Makes very little sense to me 🤔🤷‍♂️

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@PhilHannon @FestivalSant @GiftCee Come on, they’ve been proving it since day 1. “Who is going to pick our fruit if we can’t get cheap foreigners to do it”

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@shawncbrown

4 years

@thedsggroup So why are the Millenuals the first generation that are going to have a lower standard of living than the generation before them? Boomers are peak consumers. And they have played a part in ensuring most will never own their own home.

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@fesshole It's netflix, not pornhub. It doesn't have any "interesting" things on there. Unless you mean, 'Secrets of Great British Castles' which is actually interesting.

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@shawncbrown

3 years

@imvikasyadav_ @spectatorindex Remember when Liverpool panic bought Andy Carroll and claimed he’s win them the league but was eventually sold on as a flop? Covid jabs are Andy Carroll

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@Pu55yman_Dan @fesshole The author. It’s the person who writes a book or article.

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@shawncbrown

9 months

@__BP__ @ASonNamedBort Maybe I’m weird but I’d love a 2 minute city. Open up a supermarket and a swimming pool next door to where I live so I never have to go anywhere. Heaven! Why do people what to travel for essentials? Travelling should be limited to holidays.

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@NoContextBrits This is the modern equivalent of me using the online translator for my French homework back in 2001! Though I was so clever. Turns out online translators were NOT clever though.

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@shawncbrown

8 months

@fesshole Next time, just tell him this story. He’ll be fascinated.

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@shawncbrown

4 months

@fesshole I know there’s a delay in some of these fess’ appearing but 30 years?! That’s a long delay!

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@fesshole There is absolutely nothing at all wrong with going to the pub on your own. The same applies to going out for a meal or to the cinema/theatre. Some people are introvert, they don’t need company and actually enjoy alone time.

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@anon_opin I remember when “Black Friday” was the last Friday before Xmas and we all finished work at midday and drunk until we could no longer stand up. Not a shopping day!

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@shawncbrown

8 months

Yinrun picking people who lost out in previous tasks and not just her mates. Bless her! #bbuk

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@shawncbrown

8 months

@Max1milianPrice @fesshole And working in a sandwich shop forever is bad because?! It’s a good, honest job that provides a service people want and are happy to pay for. Unlike being a landlord.

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@shawncbrown

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@asht0nAB I love how sarcasm and humour just goes over the head of right wing cranks. Actually, thinking about it, it’s their inability to get sarcasm and humour and take everything at face value that makes them cranks so maybe not.

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@shawncbrown

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@helloimnicholas @danjvalentine There would have been no noise. It would have gone from functioning to a rubble/pulp in such a small amount of time that none of them would have noticed. I’d you were watching it would have disappeared before your very eyes.

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@shawncbrown

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@mumsnet_madness Let’s be honest, it’s pretty bloody crass to mention to work colleagues that you have £800,000 sat in a bank account. I’d reply that I’m offended because I’m poor and struggling to feed my family so find his flippancy about having £800,000 offensive if he carries on!

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@ben_derbyshire Similar thing happened in Bute Park Cardiff a couple of years ago. So pointless - I understand stealing if you’re desperate but damaging stuff just because, utterly pointless.

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@shawncbrown

5 years

@jessphillips Rather than just signing petitions people could just not go shopping on Boxing Day. Obviously sign the petition too but how many will sign it but still be out shopping on Boxing Day?

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@j4mbg @Fed_43600 Djokovic is free. Free to appeal and thus wait where he is. He could have got on a plane and returned home yesterday but chose not to.

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@shawncbrown

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@lililenton @theQuick_Manalt @ErnestBorgTen @DarkEden21 They’re not wrong. Read the OP. The screenshot shows a GC person who is unhappy that a trans man, or a “woman” (to you GCs) is now using the ladies toilets is upsetting people. So what do you want, people to use the toilets they identify with, or are not as?

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@fesshole Well it turns out I seriously misjudged this one based on the replies 😮😬

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@PaulShieber @fesshole Here’s a statistic for you, depends on what source you trust anything from 18 to 30% of kids were living in poverty 2 years ago. Since then rent, energy bills and food costs have shot up. Meaning more kids will be living in poverty. That is sad, feed kid, in fact feed people!

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1 year

@Ryan_Colaco @fesshole How do you work that out? It shows the opposite. The person is a good person and did the right thing (didn't take advantage of colleague, didn't cheat on partner). Where is the "terrible human" part? Or are we terrible for thoughts now?

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@christiancalgie I cannot believe that anyone, anywhere, would ever even think about doing this.

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@shawncbrown

8 months

@fesshole Translation - “My wife is hot. My mates wife isn’t so hot.”

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@shawncbrown

3 years

@fesshole OP, if you're reading this, forgive yourself. To our law makers, seriously, sort this out! Nobody should have to suffer like this. The people left behind or the person dying.

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@shawncbrown

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@_emilylovesrhcp @gmbarnard22 Genuinely tempted to turn up and claim a rival queue. Just for the shits and giggles. I don’t even have a ticket.

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@fesshole How sad that an actual grown up wants a bit of kudos from their own kid of buying a few presents vs seeing that look of wonderous joy on their kids face when they see and talk about santa and eleves. Your 5 year old isn't impressed you bought them a load of presents anyway!

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@shawncbrown

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@fesshole I’m 39, I’ve never written the word twelfth, I write 12th, and the only time I think I’ve ever done that is for the date. Who ever refers to the twelfth of anything?!

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@shawncbrown

7 years

@leonardocarella Mary is his favourite as she doesn't have a stupid name

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@shawncbrown

2 years

@fesshole Is the Fess here, "I'm a crazy fucking psychio"?

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@shawncbrown

4 years

@fesshole the replies to this are terrible. You can read the original tweet and think “twat” or you can read it and think, “here is a person going through hell, I sympathise with them and understand their pain. But I really hope they can see past it and cherish the few moment they get.”

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@shawncbrown

8 months

@fesshole What’s the fess here? Got drunk? Got married? Knew some kids?

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@shawncbrown

4 years

@Versicals @Jessica55691372 @DPJHodges If you’re too stupid to read someone condemning violence then I feel sorry for you as you just really struggle to get on in life.

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@shawncbrown

3 years

@KateWilton1 @BorisJohnson Do you enjoy finding fault in something that can only possibly be seen as good news?

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@fesshole I once put half a mini engine in a dishwasher. It come out gleaming. But for the next 4 weeks I could taste oil/grease/road crap whenever I drunk out of a cup that had been in the dishwasher.

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@shawncbrown

3 years

@fesshole That’s just your biological dad. Ask your mum about him.

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@anon_opin So you’d like half a pint? So tell the barman that and you’ll get half a pint, amazingly!

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@shawncbrown

4 months

@DocAhmadMalik I’m pro-vaccine. But that screenshot does suggest that all the people who died are vaccinated, it does start to lend legitimacy to the people who are antivax, doesn’t it?

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@shawncbrown

1 year

@DannyWArmstrong @KatyMontgomerie Let’s say they exaggerated the number of rapes by 2000 times, they were still rapes once. As “they” like to keep telling us, 1 rape is too many.

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@shawncbrown

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@JamieJaySee @OhNoezzz @socialistanima1 @evolvepolitics @PoliticsForAlI @NewsForAIl @FootballlForAll @NickGMoar So should we ban the spectators Twitter account? And that of all their employees? Or just this employee? Twitter can ban whatever account they like. But ordinary people celebrating it just feels a bit weird to me. There’s 100s, if not 1000s of worse accounts.

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@PaterHenryk @fesshole People stopped reading shampoo bottles when the mobile phone was invented and they could read twitter while having a poo.

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