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@PhilHannon

3 years

Finally a word to describe the FBPE brigade... Pish-mongers.

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Word of the day is 'pish-monger', 17th century: one who treats others with scornful contempt (as if constantly uttering a dismissive 'pish!').

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Does anybody else wave or give the 👍 if a driver stops at a zebra crossing ?

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@PhilHannon

2 years

So is Gary Lineker now to be known as the fresh prince of bell end ?

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@PhilHannon

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This bloke, with half his face hanging off is wandering around kings cross & nobody from the BTP have spotted him either in person or on cctv. Unbelievable jeff.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

When i was building the new gas plant on Shetland, this was our accommodation for around 2 yrs, the floating barge in the harbour at Scalloway. There was also 3 in Lerwick, good enough for contractors so should be good for migrants 1/2

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Ukraine have named a street after Boris Johnson, in other news Russia have named a fence after Keir Starmer.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

BREAKING NEWS: the headquarters of Just Stop Oil has been evacuated after a suspicious item was found, police searched around and discovered it was a pair of working boots.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

If, at 12 yrs of age I'd told me mam i was vegan & non binary, she'd of smothered me in calamine lotion & phoned the doctor.

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@PhilHannon

3 years

Just been to Asda, not only are the shelves empty but they're completely gone, fcuking brexit 🤬

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@PhilHannon

3 years

My daughter is a single parent, she earns a lot less than a nurse, she has her own home (rented) a car on HP for work, has Netflix & Sky, pays her bills on time, feeds & clothes her son & has yet to visit a foodbank. It's called living within your means.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

In terms of thickness, Gary Neville is on par with, mattress sarnies, mince, whale omelettes, short planks & submarine doors.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Sorry, but if you said nowt about the Batley school teacher, you don't get a say on what is & isn't free speech.

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@PhilHannon

6 months

How the actual fcuk do you get filmed causing criminal damage, then go to court where the film of you causing criminal damage is shown & you get a not guilty of causing criminal damage ? Was the judge stoned of his box or what

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Is it pronounced Kiev or Keeiv or Kyiev ? well, according to Diane Abbott it's pronounced Croatia, sounds near enough.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Femi is now a weapons expert, is there nowt this bloke can't turn his hand to ?

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@PhilHannon

3 years

Band D council tax. Westminster £782 City of London £1,007 Hartlepool, £2,092

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@PhilHannon

1 year

You do realise the first song Welsh rugby fans will sing, after the national anthem, will be Delilah & they'll sing it non stop i reckon just to prove a point, just like the English did when tried to ban Swing Low.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

I'm old enough to remember when Emmerdale was a farm.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Where do we build this city to house the half a million increase in the UK population ? Any answers you "refugees welcome" lot ?

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Looking at the crowds up the Mall & all around Buckingham Palace, i think it's safe to say Her Majesty the Queen is still held in high regard by Brits & overseas visitors alike 🇬🇧

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@PhilHannon

11 months

Lineker is such a clever man.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Those furlough chickens are coming home to roost, worst thing is i never got a fcuking penny of help from anyone but will be paying back what i never had.

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@PhilHannon

3 years

Femi is quiet, is he currently going through his tweets deleting all the Carole Codswallop RTs ?

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@PhilHannon

2 years

I'm not saying it would be funny if Lineker & Neville got locked up in Qatar, I'm just saying it would be fcuking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

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@PhilHannon

2 years

England & Southgate fell to bits as soon as politics entered the camp, he started of well, then got bogged down with bending the knee & Rainbow armbands. Football is second to political views & is suffering for it.

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@PhilHannon

4 years

BREAKING: Thames flood barrier is on the way up, floods of remainer tears expected to raise the normal tide to unseasonably high levels..... more as we get it.

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@PhilHannon

8 months

Anyone else looking forward to Chris Packham getting locked up 👍

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Moral of the story, if you're gonna start mud slinging, best make sure you're squeaky clean first.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Spare a thought for the blue flag waving FBPE brigade today, they've spent years telling us the EU kept the peace in Europe when in fact the opposite was true, the EU actually financed war in Europe with its reliance on Russian gas. 🤷‍♂️

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@PhilHannon

4 years

The FBPE brigade now suddenly care about the elderly, they've spent 4 years revelling in the fact X amount of leave voters have died & now they've changed tac, ya couldn't make this shit up.

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@PhilHannon

3 years

I'll take the England team seriously on their political stance when one, just ONE puts his head above the parapet & speaks out about the human rights violations currently taking place in Qatar. Just one lads, anyone will do.

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@PhilHannon

7 months

This man should never have to pay for a pint ever again 🍻

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7 months

Get your flags off our monuments.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Lets face it, Pippa & Paul chased a non event to death & that non event has come full circle & is now chasing them. As the saying goes, what goes around comes around.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

I didn't know that, the word Nonce originated in Wakefield nick. If you were in for sex offences you weren't allowed to exercise with the other prisoners, so on the board outside the cell they wrote N.O.N.C.E ...Not On Normal Courtyard Exercises.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Fry's chocolate cream, yay or nay ?

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@PhilHannon

2 months

Dan Hodges going after Rayner is apparently creepy & obsessive, Paul Brand going after Johnson on an hourly basis was great journalism.

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@PhilHannon

9 months

The Spanish team, looking very err Spanish, but the English team looking very English is apparently not good enough for the race grifters.

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@PhilHannon

1 year

@LozzaFox What type of man wants to inflict pain on a woman ? That's right, a. man who has failed in mens sports & feels inferior. This is the only way he can get his kicks.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

I knew she'd delete it, called the response a "pile on" what did she expect with this bile ?

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Femi getting his arse sued. What the fcuk will the winner do with an old couch & a digital piano 🤷‍♂️

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@PhilHannon

2 years

MISSING PERSON ALERT: has anybody seen this man, missing for umpteen weeks now, answers to the name of Nicholas or Nick, Browny to his pals, people are asked to check their out houses & sheds, anywhere he could get his head down. 50p reward offered.

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@PhilHannon

1 year

If i was caught doing 100mph on a motorway, I'd be guaranteed an instant ban, if i was caught doing 140, twice the speed limit, I'd probably end up in jail, Andy Burnham gets caught at almost twice the speed limit, 78 in a 40 & gets 6 points & a fine 🤷‍♂️

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@PhilHannon

1 year

Care for Calais have a lot to answer for on these deaths in the channel.

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@PhilHannon

13 days

You're a fcuking idiot son.

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Today in Parliament I called for the creation of a Palestinian family visa scheme. This should bring Palestinian refugees to safety in the UK through a new safe and legal route, and reunite families desperate for their loved ones to reach safety.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

@NadiaWhittomeMP Lets not forget Keir Starmer promoted Naz Shah, a woman previously suspended for antisemitism & who thinks abused young girls should shut their mouths for the sake of diversity. Is he ashamed ? He should be.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

If i have to go into hospital in the near future & they ask me if I'm pregnant, I'm walking straight back out, i don't care what's wrong with me i can't be doing with this fcuking nonsense.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

They were single ensuite rooms with a telly & iffy wifi. Very small with a single bed but at least you weren't sharing. They had a restaurant & laundry service, bar was closed as it belonged to BP so they treat it as offshore facilities, no alcohol.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

There are actually people on twitter who think millionaire ex footballers are standing up for the working class. How fucking patronising is that.

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@PhilHannon

8 months

Claiming you're gay to avoid deportation is no different to a man suddenly claiming he's a woman to be placed in a female prison. The system is being abused by chancers & facilitated by lunatics.

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@PhilHannon

4 years

@ChrisJC12002 Billy Connolly nails it.

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@PhilHannon

3 years

@jonathanfryer A British politician sat in front of the British flag, oh the horror.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

As a bloke who left school with nothing i think I've done ok, worked allover the world & brought 3 kids up who are respectful to others & have never brought the police to my door. Bit random i know but I'm proud as fuck of my kids.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

I'm bored, anyone wanna play guess the animal

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@PhilHannon

2 months

@Dr_BellaR We're all immigrants of some sort, I'll be voting reform, so cry harder.

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@PhilHannon

3 months

@___Riz1902 @LeeAndersonMP_ And yet you champion Sadiq Khan who said this

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Johnson slips in a statement about leaving the ECHR, the ECHR jump in to interfere in UK government business, the UK leave the ECHR, check mate.

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@PhilHannon

3 years

@EssexPR It's because of whoppers like this.

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@PhilHannon

2 months

This terror attack in Russia could so easily have been the Metro center or Westfields yet @RishiSunak & @JamesCleverly continue to allow undocumented migrants into the country. What's it gonna take to actually do something ?

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@PhilHannon

2 years

If you're not following @NormanBrennan why not ? A proper old fashioned bobby, pulls no punches & says it as is. Get on it.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

@PaulBrandITV Any word on who the actual lender was offering 10.5% interest rates on mortgages, you've had long enough to investigate it ?

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@PhilHannon

1 year

Mizzy was arrested because he was a dangerous, attention seeking, thick as a submarine door fcukwit. Nothing to do with skin colour. As ya were.

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@PhilHannon

1 year

I've no time for Boris Johnson but if you're cheering on this witch hunt by the MSM & the privileges committee just remember one thing, if they can do it to him, next time it could be someone you support. You reap what you sow 🤷‍♂️

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@PhilHannon

1 year

@Kevin_Maguire That's you that is Kev. 👇

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@PhilHannon

4 years

When @SadiqKhan labels people "extreme far right" in a tv interview, wouldn't it be nice just for the craic, if the interviewer asked the question, what makes these people "extreme far right" Sadiq ? Lets find out because we all want to know.

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@PhilHannon

1 year

@GeorgeMonbiot I'll bet it was safe though ? Give me a place that's boring,stifling & safe for my grandkids to grow up in rather than what we're experiencing at the minute with feral gangs ruling the roost.

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@PhilHannon

3 months

Jeremy fcuking Hunt must be the only one in this country that doesn't know there's a massive memorial in Whitehall, that represents all who fought & died for this nation, regardless of race, creed or colour. It's called the Cenotaph numb nuts.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

If you see union flags hanging in Regent Street & your first thought is, "Nazi Germany" then you have serious issues.

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@PhilHannon

7 months

Lest we forget ❤️

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@PhilHannon

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@azb2019 He literally rode into the side of the car, not the other way round. Poor cycling yet again, and if you notice,he's just took a drink & is more worried about putting his water bottle back. Unaware of the road ahead 🙄

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@PhilHannon

4 years

@EdwardJDavey Nah he reet.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

If the EU hate #Meloni you know for a fact that she's good for #Italy & not so good for the EU.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Everyone should get behind #drstevejames especially where mandatory vaccines for NHS staff are concerned.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Top tip, don't forget, if you pop to the shops & it's raining, wear a waterproof coat or use an umbrella. Follow me for more extreme weather advice.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

R.I.P Olivia Newton John. Many a teenager's crush of my generation ❤

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@PhilHannon

3 years

@JohnGlenUK How about committing to asking the electorate ? And who is we ?

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@PhilHannon

1 year

"France takes more migrants than the UK" scream the leftwaffe, SO IT FCUKING SHOULD, IT'S TWICE THE FCUKING SIZE OF THE UK. They still don't see it do they.

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@PhilHannon

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@mckenna_dave That's probably because it's instantly recognisable as the union flag, whereas this thing isn't recognisable as the cross of St George

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@PhilHannon

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@AntiRacismDay Want to know why these grooming gangs could act with impunity in towns up & down the country, these people ☝️

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Will Starmer be gone before Truss, the rumour mill is in overdrive.

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@PhilHannon

4 years

@GMB @susannareid100 @piersmorgan On the 76th anniversary of the D-day landings this was painted on the cenotaph & the premier league want to promote this ?

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@PhilHannon

4 years

While the leftwaffa are busy defending the boy Jones, lets not forget this slimy little twat broadcast to his Facebook followers the address of the church Theresa May was attending on a Sunday morning. #Owenjonesisawankerday

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@PhilHannon

6 months

Remember when you could stroll around a Christmas market, bit of shopping & the odd glass of mulled wine, then the concrete barriers went up because the far right couldn't be trusted not to drive a truck through them killing innocent people ?

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@PhilHannon

2 years

@afneil If you need telling how to save energy you're already as baffled as you're going to get.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

@EssexPR This women needs investigating sharpish, who the fcuk does she think she is deciding who gets to receive treatment & who doesn't. She's a danger.

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@PhilHannon

5 months

Have you noticed all these migrants wanting to fight for the rights of whatever country it is they've left all get very brave when they've actually left said country. Why not stay in said country & do your fighting there ?

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@PhilHannon

2 years

Using a war to promote the EU & make a point about a referendum that happened nearly 6 years ago is as low as it gets. There is something seriously wrong with these people. 🙄

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@PhilHannon

2 years

@SangitaMyska And this is what they build in the UK

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@PhilHannon

10 months

Replies off because they knew what was coming. Cowards.

West Yorkshire Police

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Please see our update in relation to the arrest of a girl in Leeds on Monday.

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@PhilHannon

1 year

If you're labelling the folk of Liverpool far right, delete your account as you're obviously a fcuking idiot.

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@jessphillips Did you cry when Naz Shah thought abused young girls should shut their mouths for the sake of diversity ? Did you jess, be honest now 🤔

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@PhilHannon

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@KingBobIIV A suspicious package was found, turned out to be a pair of work boots.

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@PhilHannon

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@NadiaWhittomeMP Remember when the likes of Nads would go after the millionaires until they realised Corbyn was one, so changed tac & went after the billionaires.

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If Mizzy walked into any house in Hartlepool, he'd need a fcuking good dentist & probably a good plastic surgeon.

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@SiobhanBenita Just explain why, allowing 500k people a year to enter the UK when we already have 270k homeless is the right thing to do.

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@PhilHannon

1 year

Play that Sam Smith video on a massive screen at Dover, I'll guarantee no fcuker will want to arrive by dinghy after seeing that shoit.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

@guyverhofstadt Keep ya nose out Gollum, we aint bailing you out again.

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@PhilHannon

2 years

@Femi_Sorry You actually live in a Peter Pan world, you still think you're 19, whereas you're approaching middle age without a pot to piss in. My generation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@SadiqKhan If young voters are desperate to vote, they'll collect their free ID, pretty straightforward really.

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