Charlie @ASonNamedBort Twitter profile

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Charlie

@ASonNamedBort

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Charlie

@ASonNamedBort

4 years

"It was at that point the car engine turned on by itself, and I accidentally drove 250 miles to Durham."

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You're aged 22, you've got children and decide to learn to drive make life easier - only for a year after proving in a driving exam that you are a safe driver, you can't drive your family anywhere because the government hate you for being young.

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New drivers under 25 could face a ban from carrying young passengers in their vehicles as part of a proposed "graduated driving licence" scheme

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2 years

4 minutes into Full time the Euro 2020 final

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@josh_hops Really puts everything into perspective. Stunning.

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Love the new London Overground line names

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She's taking 28 A Levels when her uni offer will only use 3? It's everyone who's encouraging her to do this who's failing her.

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This child is going to develop a cocaine addiction and crash spectacularly out of a Magic Circle job at age 25

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I turned up with my LGBT pronouns card and was allowed to vote ten times all for Sadiq Khan!

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I’m not one for complaining but I am gutted! I spent 27 years in the Army and today I was going to vote in my local elections. I was sadly turned away at the door as my Veteran ID was not allowed as formal ID. I will be fighting for this “special ID” to be “more” formal🇬🇧

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Alec Stapp

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Can’t get over how bleak the economic situation is in the UK — just complete stagnation for more than a decade

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6 months

Landlords when they're bored

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Another eviction tomorrow???

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Miles is iconic #TheTraitors

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student finance in the UK is hilarious, despite being employed for 11 out of the last 12 months and therefore making repayments my total net payment is -£1,200.

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1 year

Meanwhile your grandparent who passed their test at the same time as you can drive everyone.

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YouGov

@YouGov

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Should there be a bank holiday if the Lionesses win the world cup? All England Should: 41% Should not: 48% 18-24yr olds Should: 66% Should not: 19% 65+yr olds Should: 16% Should not: 73% Men Should: 40% Should not: 51% Women Should: 41% Shd not: 45%

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Charlie

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Did Darren Fletcher just say that PSG were 1-0 up "in Sociedad"? There's literally no such place.

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hope everyone's ready for the Scottish leaders' debate

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2 years

@OkayGubz @spectatorindex Your immune system is Brazil and the variant is San Marino

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Charlie

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2 years

Nobody: Pippa Crerar with incriminating stories about the government:

Pippa Crerar

@PippaCrerar

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🚨 Incoming....

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And also: the police have so few resources in this country that tonnes of crime is now effectively legal but they will definitely be able to police this fucking ridiculous proposal

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@SkyNews

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Wasps 'could be just as valuable as bees if we give them the chance'

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@carbdiem I just don't understand why she and her parents think the school should focus on her desire to study a million subjects when there will be students struggling who need the school's limited time and resources

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Tuition fees: brought to you by politicians who didn't have to pay them but think they're a wonderful idea for everyone else.

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SNP LGBT Group: we aren't naming the MP but one of you has supported someone who's made transphobic and antisemitic comments Joanna Cherry: HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS ABOUT ME

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@FootballCliches Is Roy Hodgson the most right-footed manager who’s actually left-footed?

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@ everyone who's moaning about Churchill's statue being boarded up: where were you when this happened?!

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Theresa May presenting her Brexit deal to Parliament

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@misanthropicc92 Scenes when she gets 28 DS

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@thealmightyflop @thetyronwilson McMajesty

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A lot of the British right wing media really can't cope with the fact Joe Biden had a nice time in Ireland, can they?

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Remembering these all get written off at some point as well, it's just a massive financial black hole waiting for a future government.

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@ScouseCommie Aye but is he a Protestant Muslim or a Catholic Muslim?

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Only the UK could build a City Hall for its capital city and have it owned by the government of Kuwait.

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Every phone in the UK will get an emergency alert next week - and this is what it's going to say

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@SCFCJosh96 Also I'm sorry but there's no way anybody believes a Getafe player is better than the guy who's running the show for literal Real Madrid.

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@rjb_1998 Lipstick and nail polish on our sacred lions??? They've gone too far

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1 year

hmm yes it is a mystery

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1 year

Something has gone badly wrong in the past decade, and large numbers of Britons have lived shorter lives as a result

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Charlie

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Do another birthday card for Georgina tomorrow just to watch Jay and Sammie cry about trying to match up the handwriting #TheCircle

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@fergus_costello I don't want to live in a Sociedad

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today marks four years since this iconic moment in my last job

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@ASonNamedBort

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how do they expect commuters to carry this??

Caroline Pidgeon

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Good to join @LuisaPorritt at Oxford Circus today to launch our flexible Travelcard. More flexible working means updating travelcards to ensure Londoners get fairer fares.

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@BatarianHermit "He went to Ireland and enjoyed himself he might as well just NUKE BRITAIN"

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@OptaJoe of course it's Adam Johnson with a teenager

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Ironically, ten years ago:

Caroline Lucas

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Nuclear is agonisingly slow ( #SizewellC not ready for at least 13-17 years) & staggeringly expensive ( #HinkleyC costs £33 billion) - meanwhile wind & solar are cheapest forms of electricity & ready to go *right now*. Starmer pushing wrong priorities, at wrong time, at wrong price

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@FootballCliches “You can’t record anything with kids”

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That time a few years ago where KFC ran out of chicken and people called the police

WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣

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outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?

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Liz Truss on Tuesday afternoon

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@FootballCliches A subtle gesture in support of Keys and Gray and their stand against players being able to be called offside by the location of their armpit.

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3 years

some people really are suffering from long FBPE

🐟🇪🇺Charlotte * Remainer #RejointheEU💙 #fBPE

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Seriously who did this Brilliant! 👏🇪🇺 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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@Millar_Colin And then they wonder why top level English football is doing significantly better financially

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SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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Only out by £36.9 billion

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Trying to imagine Liz Truss trying to list everything the Tories have achieved since 2010 in this kind of fashion

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@PhilippeAuclair Magnificent choice of photo

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@RorySkis That's definitely a well-functioning system

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“Why don’t LGBT people feel comfortable in football?” Because even the tiniest non-gesture is turned into a massive thing and then binned the first time someone thinks there might be even the tiniest repercussion.

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BREAKING: FA and six other countries will not ask their captains to wear One Love armband because of threat by FIFA to impose sporting sanctions that could include a booking

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There were literal riots in 2011

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Seeing Miles give the cup to Diane #TheTraitors

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I *love* Manchester beach

Boris D'Burger-Zilla (Vote Count Binface)

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If Manchester behaved and observed the rules then lockdown might have been avoided but this is what people did #wato

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fuck me, if Norway leaves it's hard to imagine Turkey and Switzerland not following soon after

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@nocontextfm1 Chelsea trying to get all their attacking players in the team

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the British media tomorrow:

Metro

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BREAKING: Prince Andrew served with paperwork in sexual assault lawsuit

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@oilysailor Ah yes, the axis of evil

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@JonnyGabriel I wouldn't be impressed either if you hadn't even gone to the effort of downloading a badge pack while claiming you loved me.

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@rjb_1998 Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend on a Tuesday night none of this "Fletch" nonsense

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me when I see a straight person

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Hugo Gye

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Rishi Sunak opens speech on inflation/interest at Ikea warehouse in Dartford: "I am totally 100% on it - it is going to be OK, and we are going to get through it."

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Hope Greta has beef with Prince Andrew next

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@CopingMAGA oh no... all of the swing states have certified... Biden is doomed

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Local councillor complaining about building flats in the town centre and the space he's complaining about them being built on

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Honestly one of my favourite ever interactions on the Yellow App

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me getting ready to watch Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

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@nufcpb I normally say "fuck sake" when that notification drops

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@RichJolly has he considered a job in cyber?

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Almost like they did have a point

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Phone reported stolen in London every six minutes

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@oilysailor At least something interesting happened in a generally forgettable game

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@carbdiem Russia has, of all things, 24 hour flower shops

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@robholley @LukeCB_ I fully support anything which reminds me Wagner existed

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@GraceOnFootball Bet he can’t use COUNTIFS in Excel though so who’s really superior here

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so you're a Dua Lipa fan? name three provinces of her Greater Albanian ethnostate

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@FootballCliches Step forward AI Alan Smith

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I’ve found the worst postcard of all time

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This guy is going to be so mad when he hears about Hong Kong, Tibet, and the Uyghurs

Lijian Zhao 赵立坚

@zlj517

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In #Lithuania , there was once massacre of Jews in history. Today, racism remains a grave problem in the country, with Jews and other ethnic minorities suffering serious discrimination.