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Jay

@ScouseCommie

2 months

Imagine if Brian Cox was on Twitter, none of us would ever be able to compete

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

2 months

Brian Cox says Joaquin Phoenix was “truly terrible” in ‘NAPOLEON’ “I think it’s totally his fault. I would have played it a lot better… I think he’s well named. Joaquin…whackeen... whacky. It’s a sort of whacky performance” (Source: )

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@ScouseCommie

23 days

I think it says so much about Jurgen that when he was the most famous manager in Germany, the woman he fell in love with wasn’t a model or a singer, but a single mother working as a waitress to fund her social work degree. Ulla Klopp, you are as legendary as your husband 🥰

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ulla 😭

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Jonny Evans is the only one I feel sorry for, cos he only signed a deal so he could keep fit and do his badges. Now he's been drafted into the Battle of the Somme.

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What’s hilarious about this is there’s about a 50% chance they’re Scousers. We’ve got the oldest Chinese heritage community in the UK outside of London, and they’re some of the Scousest people you’ll meet. Even if they’re not Scouse, this is just racism.

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Scouse not English

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Incredibly funny that Alisson felt the ref needed a physical demo of what Mings did to Gakpo yesterday. Absolute icon.

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@ScouseCommie

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It's actually mental that both main political parties are fighting to be as transphobic as possible to get the votes of about 2000 weirdos on Twitter and Facebook. MOST PEOPLE AREN'T TRANSPHOBES. THEY WANT HOUSING, A WORKING NHS AND GOOD WAGES.

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@RishiSunak

8 days

Biological sex matters. We’re protecting women and girls.

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@ScouseCommie

4 months

Have that, ye Tory bastards

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@ScouseCommie

2 months

Will never not love how much Brighton fans still love Macca and hate Caicedo

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@BrightonBubble

2 months

Makes you think… #bhafc

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Klopp's basically spent the last 7 years thinking everyone was saying "fuck" instead of "fog" hasn't he?

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Favourite Alisson Becker looks: 1. Alisson Escobar

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

I think I've worked out how Luis Diaz and Curtis Jones speak to each other! 😂

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@ScouseCommie

5 months

Oh, I didn't know he was Muslim as well. Mashallah, Conor!

Liverpool FC

@LFC

5 months

Your Player of the Match from #LIVFUL ... Conor Bradley 🤩

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@ScouseCommie

5 months

Owen Beck just sitting and nodding the way you do when a nutter sits next to you on the bus

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@ScouseCommie

6 months

LFC TV doing some George Lucas special edition CGI shit to cover up Trent during Virgil's goals comp is amazing hahahahahaha

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@ScouseCommie

3 months

Just a reminder that before he came to us, he was Captain of PSV and had never played for anyone else in his entire career since being a kid. He loves this club so much and constantly talks it and the city up! 🥰

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I'm gay but finding out Michael Fabricant and Andy Street are partners is enough to make me feel homophobic

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@ScouseCommie

4 months

Didn't care about his kids when he was cheating on their mother, did he?

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‘He spoke about my kids’

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@ScouseCommie

8 months

How are West Ham singing "Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that" to Aston Villa, a team that's won the European Cup?!

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@ScouseCommie

1 year

'Ello den Liverpool, warra Eurovision dat was den, here's the 12 points from the Scouse Jury

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@sixucls

1 year

they should’ve had a scouser (curtis jones) announce the votes for the UK

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@ScouseCommie

3 months

I don't think we talk enough about the fact that Wataru Endo is a best-selling author in Japan and wrote a self-help book about how to play football. King shit.

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@ScouseCommie

1 year

He dropped a masterclass at the San Siro against Inter and won Man of the Match against AC Milan.

Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan? 🖤🤍🤪😎

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@ScouseCommie

25 days

You guys are still making documentaries about trophies you won 25 years ago, behave.

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@arghkid

25 days

Sir Alex Ferguson won 38 major trophies and said "ta-ra you lot" at the final game at Old Trafford, and that was that. If you win 7 trophies at Anfield...

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@ScouseCommie

7 months

England's team tonight wouldn't exist if they "Stop the Boats" Trent: America, Jamaica Walker: Jamaica Guehi: Ivory Coast Lewis: Jamaica Rice: Ireland Saka: Nigeria Grealish: Ireland Watkins: Caribbean Pickford: Ireland Maguire: Ireland

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@HazLFC97

7 months

Facist scruffs 🇲🇰🇲🇰

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@ScouseCommie

3 months

Btw, Cillian Murphy is a Liverpool fan who wouldn’t take a photo with Gary Neville but fangirled over VVD, he’s so real for that ☘️🇮🇪

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@ScouseCommie

4 months

Weird you ignored Jones-Szobo-Gravenberch with 22G/A isn’t it?

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@AfcBanks_

4 months

They laughed at this Midfield this season; Ødegaard - Rice - Havertz = 20G/A Palmer - Caicedo - Enzo = 15G/A KDB - Bernardo - kovacic = 13G/A Casemiro - Bruno -Mainoo = 9G/A Szoboszlai - McAllister -Endo = 8G/A Now who's laughing 🤔😹

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Of course Kostas held it like an actual shield

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@ScouseCommie

5 months

Shearer btw is a perfect example of commentators shaping the narrative. He's still bitter about us beating his team, so here he is making us sound way worse than we actually are.

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@ScouseCommie

1 year

Man City's parade: Starts at Deansgate and ends a bit further down Deansgate. Attended by 10,000 people. Liverpool's parade in 2019: 9 miles, took 5 hours to get to the end point. 750,000 people there to welcome us home... Levels.

Jam Williams-Thomas

@JamAntonioTV

1 year

The Man City bus has just left the starting point on Deansgate. With lots of rain! ☔️ #MCFC #CityParade

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Say what you want about the Barclays, but Everton getting relegated because Funes Mori broke Divock Origi's leg in 2016 and caused a lifelong vendetta is absolutely fantastic writing, tbh.

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@ScouseCommie

18 days

Klopp is a menace 🤣

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@ScouseCommie

9 months

#Dispatches is why Channel 4 being publicly owned is so important. They don't need to only think of commercial sensibilities. They can give a primetime Saturday night slot to investigative journalism like this.

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

The difference between Pep and Klopp after a player scores their debut goal. It's why players will run through brick walls for Jurgen and Pep wants robots.

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@ScouseCommie

1 year

"But now, here's Match of the Day, with Matt Le Tissier telling us the reason Southampton lost was because vaccines are turning them gay, and Peter Shilton telling us the reason he got outjumped by a dwarf on cocaine was a globalist conspiracy"

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@ScouseCommie

11 months

They’re trying to turn Mendy into a martyr because they behave in the exact same way towards women. They think this behaviour is acceptable (it isn’t) but they’re scared of punishment for it. Treat women with respect. End of.

Vini Jr.

@vinijr

11 months

I'm sorry for everything you’ve been through, Benjamin Mendy. You lost two years of your career, but that's the least of this whole situation… What about the psychological damage? Surely your life will never be the same. The culture of destroying reputations has made yet

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4 months

You tell me any other £70m striker who not only knows the academy kids, but has nicknames for them as well. Darwin is so pure 🥰

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

I saw Pep said that Liverpool outspent everyone in the 70s and 80s, so I thought I'd have a little dig myself. Here's what I found: 1975/6 Bought: £130k Sold: £82k Profit: -£48k Highest Spender: Derby 1976/7 Bought: £225k Sold: £40k Profit: -£185k Highest Spender: Arsenal

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@ScouseCommie

2 months

Btw, Arsenal and Liverpool are two teams who aren't financially doped and have to rely on fitness and emotion, which is why they stumble. City are a financially doped institution who don't, hence they stroll to titles.

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

In 1996, Mazinho and Srđan Bajčetić played together at Celta Vigo. In 2022, Mazinho's son Thiago was substituted for Srdan Bajčetić's son Stefan to make his Champions League debut. History.

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@ScouseCommie

4 years

BREAKING: Lee Hurst has self-isolated by turning up to one of his gigs.

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@ScouseCommie

3 years

What I love about this photo is all the Swiss team are crying, and Shaq is like "Oh look, it's Thiago, my friend from work!"

Liverpool FC

@LFC

3 years

Class as always, @Thiago6 ❤️

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@ScouseCommie

6 months

By the way, Liverpool would never, ever play against United like that. Even when we were shit, we tried to win.

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

6 months

🗣️ "That's arrogance." 🗣️ "It's not arrogance!" Roy Keane reacting to Virgil van Dijk's interview after Liverpool 0-0 Manchester United 😳

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@ScouseCommie

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Yeah Trent is sweet, but look at Mo with Joey's son 🥰

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@766ies

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trent and his niece aura ❤️

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7 months

Dave Jones on Sky just said Arsenal are the only team to win at St James' Park in the PL since February. We not counting Liverpool's 2-1 win in August then?

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@ScouseCommie

5 months

Klopp controlling the weather to derail Arsenal's title challenge

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@ScouseCommie

4 months

You know what? They should do more of this. Diaz got to speak, and she translated well for him without it sounding boring!

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

4 months

Luis Diaz shares his thoughts after an emotional Carabao Cup win for Liverpool at Wembley ❤️

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@ScouseCommie

1 year

His influence! 🫶❤️

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@LFC

1 year

We have some BIG news! 🎶 @taylorswift13 | The Eras Tour is coming to Anfield on 14 and 15 June 2024. Find out more 👇 #LiverpoolTSTheErasTour

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@ScouseCommie

6 months

It's actually mad what this lad has had to go through in his career. Won absolutely every trophy by 23, being a key component, but because he's made a few errors (like any player) he's assassinated by the press constantly. It's all 'think about mental health' until it's Trent.

a CHRISTIAN woman

@lauraw97_

6 months

next time trippier’s in the england squad (which he undoubtedly will be, regardless of form) will ITV be doing an interview with him asking why he’s shit, like they did to trent last season?

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Hahahaha Trent just bodied Geoff Shreeves there after he said one of the goals came down his side "Well, they have to come down one of the sides or through the middle Geoff, that's how football works..."

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@ScouseCommie

1 month

Imagine if Harvey Elliott had Mainoo’s PR btw

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@ScouseCommie

2 months

WHY HAS THE KID GOT THREE HANDS?!

Kidsgrove Athletic FC

@OfficialKAFC

2 months

Kidsgrove Athletic stand in solidarity with the other 700+ entrants of the FA Cup that weren’t consulted over scrapping replays. We are disgusted that the greatest cup competition in the world is being killed to satisfy the wealthiest 3% of the football pyramid. #SavetheFACup

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@ScouseCommie

1 year

Rachel Riley hasn't done anything in her life to "combat antisemitism" - she got her MBE for services to the Tory party and right-wing establishment by helping to destroy Corbyn. Simple.

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

You mean after he's spent the last 7 years slagging us off? Sang about Scousers getting battered in the streets? Voted for Kane to win PFA PoTY because he didn't want Virgil to win it? Refused to sign a £100k-a-week deal at 20 and wouldn't travel for pre-season? No thanks.

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@MattThielen

2 years

€35m? I'd have him back for that.

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@ScouseCommie

3 years

Just a reminder that whilst Man City go out and spend £250m on Kane and Grealish, they're one of the PL clubs that isn't a Living Wage employer. That means not all staff are paid at least £9.50 p/h. Only 6 clubs are: LFC, Everton, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Brighton and West Ham.

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@ScouseCommie

1 year

Makka Salah takes her total goals at Anfield to 5, which is more than: Marcus Rashford (0) Sergio Aguero (0) Eric Cantona (0) Rud van Nistelrooy (0) Cristiano Ronaldo (1) Thierry Henry (1)

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@lfc___3

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Makka getting her annual kop goal 🥹

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2 months

Christ, is it just me or have Carragher and Neville appointed themselves the Voice of Football? I'm sick to death of them, to be honest.

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@Carra23

2 months

Arne Slot will be the new Liverpool manager! He’s been successful in his career so far, but is the current Feyenoord boss ready to take on Pep Guardiola 🤷‍♂️

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You know what? I absolutely love that another fanbase are getting to enjoy 'r Milly. He was here for 8 years and I still miss him, so it's good to see he's in another good place for him. He'll give you 100% every time and he'll be great for your younger players too.

We Are Brighton

@wearebrighton

6 months

Whatever James Milner has been injected with, I want it. Looks like pure speed, get me on the Oceana dancefloor with it #BHAFC

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@ScouseCommie

5 months

Weird, because I don't remember anyone moaning about Paul Merson mispronouncing names every week for 20 years? Or Chris Kamara not knowing someone had been sent off? Those were funny bloopers, no? Why can't this woman make mistakes?

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@MajorGowen_

5 months

This box ticking by Sky Sports is farcical. How can you fuck up FOUR times in 80 seconds? Serge Ararer? ❌️ Sam Chickow? ❌️ "Ivory Coast haven't won it for 40 years" ❌️ "Nigeria's Victor Osimhen will hope to score and defeat Nigeria" ❌️ 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣 Enjoy @Joey7Barton

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@ScouseCommie

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Liverpool have banners for heroes who fought the government and establishment to avenge the deaths of innocent people, or to support the poorest in society. City have banners for £80k a week lawyers trying to get them off for cheating. They'll never be a real club.

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@ScouseCommie

3 years

😭😭😭😭

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Congratulations to Covid-19 for achieving something nobody else has: getting past both Fabinho and Virgil van Dijk.

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Start Virgil, sell the other two and buy Konate.

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@goal

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Start one, bench one, sell one 👇

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@ScouseCommie

3 years

Here's my stance on the Chelsea 'Rentboys' chant, as a gay man. I don't think many singing it are intending to be homophobic, but it is and we shouldn't be singing it. We're better than that. We don't like Hillsborough and poverty chants, so let's not lower ourselves either.

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@ScouseCommie

6 years

People complaining about Doctor Who doing "too much history" need to remember that 4 out of the first 8 stories were historical ones. The idea was ALWAYS that a historical story would alternate with a sci-fi one. We had sci-fi last week and next. #DoctorWho

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@ScouseCommie

7 months

We'll add it to the list of things Klopp was mocked about, before they eventually changed, along with: • 5 subs rule • Teams away in Europe shouldn't play 12:30 KOs • Cup replays • January break • FAs don't care about player welfare • Crackdown on timewasting

Godrell Spencer

@HaychizTheories

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Klopp & LFC tried to come with change needed and all that. Other clubs just focused on him asking for a replay. (Which was him really showing how drastic change was needed) Now it’s ‘It’s unacceptable’… Nah brudda, hold that. 🫡

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@ScouseCommie

3 years

We won that game 5-2, your manager got sacked as a result and we also lifted the PL that season hahahahahahahaha

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Luis Diaz trying to talk to Curtis Jones and Harvey Elliott

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Me at 3-1: Lol who gives a fuck, Mickey Mouse trophy Me at 5-4 on Pens: HAHAHAHA GET IN, I'VE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING MORE IN MY LIFE, BRENDAN RODGERS YOU BOTTLING FRAUD

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@ScouseCommie

2 months

Honestly, if it wasn’t Klopp’s last season, we’d chalk this up as a decent outing for a team in a rebuild. But it’s very All or Nothing because he’s off.

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Klopp has the streets and you can't tell me otherwise, KDB and Haaland literally slowed down behind Gundogan so they could talk to him haha

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Fun fact: Since the European Cup's founding in 1954-55, no Liverpool fan has reached their 21st birthday without seeing them win the European Cup at least once.

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Thiago tickling Bobby's ear 🤣

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Sky reporter said he was sat next to Ibou all night who was just clapping Thiago whenever he did anything haha

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@ScouseCommie

6 months

Aaaaaaand there we have it. Because we're not happy about our players getting bones broken and a VAR decision fucking us over again, we get subjected to Hillsborough shouts again.

AI

@nonewthing

6 months

Nah Liverpool fans are never getting rid of their tag after yesterday. Such victims.

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@ScouseCommie

11 months

Surely if Hendo wants to go back to playing medieval football in a massively homophobic area he could just go back to Sunderland?

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

This not a red then?

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Everyone in this photo is a better CB than Harry Maguire

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Jota celebrating in front of the Leicester fans after scoring the pen to knock them out of the Carabao Cup, after they spent 90 minutes mocking us and the city. The lad just absolutely gets it, doesn't he?

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@ScouseCommie

7 months

"Caught" He's literally calling out your disgusting, tragedy-mocking Tory fans, and not hiding it. Also, if your stadium wasn't such a shithole he'd have been able to sit in the away end.

Ollie Kay

@ActualOllieKay

7 months

Liverpool fan caught in the home end.

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@ScouseCommie

6 months

Remember how they couldn't stop the game to award our legitimate goal though lol

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@ScouseCommie

7 months

Remember everyone, you don't get to moan about PGMOL decisions against you club now. You had the chance to do so when Liverpool kicked up a fuss over what happened at Spurs, but you laughed at us and told us to get on with it. You made your bed.

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@ScouseCommie

7 months

So you've been in the PL 3 months and you've already been chanting homophobic slurs and mocking Hillsborough? Lovely club.

Luton Town FC

@LutonTown

7 months

The club have been fined £120,000 by the FA for homophobic chanting during our away match against Brighton & Hove Albion. Homophobia, like all forms of discrimination, has no place in football or society.

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

EXCLUSIVE: Harvey Elliott's reply to the FA

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@ScouseCommie

6 months

That's strange, because here's one from 2019 before Jota arrived...

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@Niyi_23

6 months

Jota got a banner before SADIO MANE I know what you are🫵🏾🤣🤣

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@ScouseCommie

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Howard Webb getting everyone in on Sunday to re-record the VAR audio

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@ScouseCommie

10 months

I'm sure Klopp's absolutely devastated someone who hangs around with dictators and murderers doesn't want to be his friend!

Mail Sport

@MailSport

10 months

Eddie Howe insists he would NEVER be friends with Jurgen Klopp ✍️ @CraigHope_DM

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@ScouseCommie

3 years

Match of the Day was decent when you had Alan Hansen on it, and Lineker as a pundit - two footballers who'd won loads, played the game at the very top. But Jermaine Jenas retired at 30 and won sod all. What right does he have to criticise Klopp?

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@ScouseCommie

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Diaz came from extreme poverty, and from a tribe where most children don't even grow to be adults due to malnutrition. Despite that, he's Colombia's first indigenous footballer and worked insanely hard to get where he is. Oh, and played in as many CL finals as Arsenal as a club!

Ghana Gunner

@AFC_Fazeel

1 year

Martinelli at 19 Luis Diaz at 19

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@ScouseCommie

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Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink thinks a midfield containing Fabinho and Thiago will lack experience against the Leeds midfield and struggle. It's that kind of tactical analysis that gets you the job at Burton Albion.

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@ScouseCommie

5 years

Personally I think the rape clause and forcing domestic violence victims to be paid jointly with their abuser under Universal Credit is far more misogynistic, but whatever floats your boat, James.

James Cleverly🇬🇧

@JamesCleverly

5 years

Jeremy Corbyn clearly calling @theresa_may a “stupid women” at #PMQs today. This kind of misogynistic language must not be tolerated.

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@ScouseCommie

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He loves his little walk round the pitch every season, doesn’t he? Scouser in our team.

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@metrentlfc

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@ScouseCommie

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Joe Gomez’s wife, we might have to Stan! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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@ScouseCommie

2 years

Just realised that LFC appear in Man City: All or Nothing, Spurs: All or Nothing, Arsenal: All or Nothing and get a two-part episode in "Matchday: Inside FC Barcelona" from the CL semi-final. We're basically the Thanos of the multiverse of football club documentaries. 😭

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Jay

@ScouseCommie

6 months

People will deny it, but Curtis brings out the best in Szobo, and the Szobo-Macca-Jones midfield we'd settled on up until Spurs was our best this season!

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Jay

@ScouseCommie

2 years

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Jay

@ScouseCommie

1 year

So onside then, yeah Dean?

Football Daily

@footballdaily

1 year

🗣️ "Two goals against us marginally onside and a free-kick that shouldn't have been." ❌ Dean Smith feels Leicester City were hard done by against Liverpool tonight

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Jay

@ScouseCommie

3 years

Attendances last night: Man City: 38,062/55,017 (69.18%) Liverpool: 51,445/53,394 (97%) That's the difference between a real club and a plastic club. That number would've been 100% for us if Inter had filled their allocation and hospitality had sold out!

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Jay

@ScouseCommie

5 months

So essentially, City are allowed to just break the rules here as well? Presumably we don't need to advertise Heineken in the Europa League due to it being a competitor of Carlsberg? Seems properly bizarre. You can't just give them special dispensation.

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Jay

@ScouseCommie

1 year

Ah, oil clubs. Where you make banners not for your players or manager, but for the £80k a day lawyer who's trying to get you off on a technicality (again). Truly the most embarrassing fanbase on Earth, complete and utter plastic.

Paul Hirst

@hirstclass

1 year

City fans with a message of support for the lawyer that the club have appointed to represent them in their case v the PL

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Jay

@ScouseCommie

6 months

Saka has got a media image of being "nice" purely based on a disgusting racist incident 3 years ago, and so now the referees are scared to actually punish him. He's dirty, he's snide, and he dives. But he's English, so gets protected. Harry Kane Mk2.

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Jay

@ScouseCommie

7 months

@lauraw97_ "Well Jill, we can't all come onto the pitch for 5 minutes and scream, and then collect a medal"

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